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Hottub
06-23-2007, 04:19 PM
As per my friend SOS. I believe the Razzle Dazzle show is on now.

Enjoy.

Hottub
06-23-2007, 04:27 PM
Some pretty good musical choices so far. I dig it.

Hottub
06-23-2007, 04:34 PM
The Trooper!!!

S0S
06-23-2007, 04:36 PM
I feel like I am at the end of an 90s action movie.

Next up is

"YYZ" from Rush!

Hottub
06-23-2007, 04:40 PM
I hope FezPaul is listening.

S0S
06-23-2007, 04:57 PM
facemelters.

Been waiting for Black Phillip for a month now.

S0S
06-23-2007, 05:13 PM
Lea & Dante Nero are in studio.

Patrice's gf is stalking him.


It is hard to come up with anything since Patrice is talking about himself.

S0S
06-23-2007, 05:29 PM
Keith has trouble with his 5'12 180lbs chick who got clean and no longer will put-out.

Patrice tells Keith to imply that she is fat by trying not to look at other chicks or take a "L".

S0S
06-23-2007, 05:35 PM
Fat chicks are in denial

Buying lingerie one size too small is Lea's suggestion.

Dante Nero says the chick should be in a gym beforehand.

Patrice and Dante say that he should leave her because it is a breach of contract that she got fat. She will try to guilt him into staying.


Next guy has a problem with going down on his chick for 10 years.



Patrice is concered that she is cheating on him and that he should try to ignore her until she comes out with the reason why.

Tenbatsuzen
06-23-2007, 05:38 PM
This is a listening thread, not a recap thread, SOS.

Hottub
06-23-2007, 05:38 PM
I personally don't care if you buy it too big, too small, or just right.
In 5 minutes it's going to be balled up on the end of the bed anyway.

Tenbatsuzen
06-23-2007, 05:45 PM
I personally don't care if you buy it too big, too small, or just right.
In 5 minutes it's going to be balled up on the end of the bed anyway.

Actually, girls in too-small bras is really fucking hot. Thats what most models and porn stars do to acheive that look.

Hottub
06-23-2007, 05:49 PM
I agree Ten, but I also must reiterate.

5 minutes, and it's gone! I'm nuzzling flesh, not satin.

S0S
06-23-2007, 05:49 PM
I think she is cheating on him.

Tenbatsuzen
06-23-2007, 05:51 PM
I agree Ten, but I also must reiterate.

5 minutes, and it's gone! I'm nuzzling flesh, not satin.

You've never had your wife/significant other cook you dinner in nothing but lingerie?

scottinnj
06-23-2007, 05:54 PM
You've never had your wife/significant other cook you dinner in nothing but lingerie?

Yeah, but she serves me dessert nekkid. geegeegeegeegeegee!

scottinnj
06-23-2007, 05:56 PM
That's right...summertime chicks are just begging to be watched. And possibly jerked off on. At the very least.

scottinnj
06-23-2007, 06:05 PM
"Write this on a rock...............Jim Blasingame is a cunt"

scottinnj
06-23-2007, 06:07 PM
Cool, Dru Boogie showed up.

S0S
06-23-2007, 06:07 PM
Druboogie was late because he was with a chick.

scottinnj
06-23-2007, 06:10 PM
I don't know much about NY Traffic, but maybe Patrice should just let it go about Dru being a bit late.

scottinnj
06-23-2007, 06:11 PM
Dru got some, so that's automatically a gold star.

A pussy like a drunk man's mouth? :laugh:

scottinnj
06-23-2007, 06:16 PM
I'm not into superfat chicks either, but a skinny girl is just not good for me.

scottinnj
06-23-2007, 06:20 PM
I'm not a fat bitch!

Tomatoes, Tomatos!


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Hottub
06-23-2007, 06:23 PM
I dig 'em Rubinesque. Not skinny, not fat, Just right!!

S0S
06-23-2007, 06:25 PM
King Cole....

There are no sexy midgets.

Hottub
06-23-2007, 06:27 PM
Midgets do not need to kneel.

scottinnj
06-23-2007, 06:29 PM
King Cole....

There are no sexy midgets.



Quoted for TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although I'd fuck one if the opportunity presented itself.

It's like looking at naked chicks. If she is a disaster willing to get naked, I'm willing to see it. But I wouldn't go looking for genetic mutations to see naked though. If it is there, I'll look at it. Or fuck it. Or let it suck me off. You get the point

scottinnj
06-23-2007, 06:35 PM
BTW, is anyone able to record this? I'm streaming it right now on my laptop, but would appreciate a torrent to listen to in the privacy of my car because my kids keep walking in and out and I have to hit the "mute" button

S0S
06-23-2007, 06:36 PM
Ricky in California wants his girlfriend to get some breast implants.

Patrice tells him to say to her that he will pay for it.

Cup size is important.



Al coughs in and wants a threesome with is bi gf.

Patrice tells him to put it on her and push for it.

Lea says to go on vacation.

Bi girls should be hot.

S0S
06-23-2007, 06:42 PM
scottinnj download Audacity 1.2.6 (http://audacity.sourceforge.net/download/) and LAME (http://audacity.sourceforge.net/help/faq?s=install&item=lame-mp3).

Install Audacity and set-up a LAME folder

Run Audacity and check the waveform to see which input is it(Microphone/linein/stereo/etc) by hitting record(big red button)

Wait till the end of sam and than at 3 am and hit the stop button.

edit out commercials

encode in mp3(LAME required) or ogg vorbis.

S0S
06-23-2007, 06:43 PM
Toned chicks are the best

S0S
06-23-2007, 06:53 PM
Lord Westfor


Worst folder

S0S
06-23-2007, 07:10 PM
size 12 panties!

:lol:

S0S
06-23-2007, 07:14 PM
finally Danny!

100Proof
06-23-2007, 07:33 PM
i love this guy but he acts like the ultimate ladies man yet i never see him with a oochie.

Lillibaby
06-23-2007, 07:38 PM
Is Danny the Danny from O & A?

S0S
06-23-2007, 07:40 PM
That's Danny from OnA.



Patrice knows how to pimp.

100Proof
06-23-2007, 07:41 PM
i got my own women problems......where do i begin?

S0S
06-23-2007, 07:43 PM
Begin with discussing the problem.

Who is staying up for Than & Sam?

:drunk:


Than & Sam's Phone Number: yow 19 ox

underdog
06-23-2007, 07:44 PM
i love this guy but he acts like the ultimate ladies man yet i never see him with a oochie.

Patrice's girl has been at O&A shows WOWing the crowd. She's pretty fucking hot.

100Proof
06-23-2007, 07:49 PM
really i never knew that......i am curious as to who she is........anyone famous?
any pics? or a her name?

so I am messing with a pretty female she is funy and smart but two problems:

1- she has a 1yr old daughter

2- i am her supervisor at work........ouch

any advise?

underdog
06-23-2007, 07:52 PM
really i never knew that......i am curious as to who she is........anyone famous?
any pics? or a her name?

She's not famous. And I think there's some pics of her somewhere on foundry from one of the Virus Stops last year. That's where I saw her.

S0S
06-23-2007, 08:10 PM
PITZ and BRONX JOHNNY are producing the show.

S0S
06-23-2007, 08:19 PM
Guitar Hero has buttons; real guitar has strings.


Dance Dance Danny! (http://www.youtube.com/?v=DE3WTV8pmrY)

Fat_Sunny
06-23-2007, 08:36 PM
SOS, F_S Can't Get The Show On His Home Computer Because He's Got Dial-Up.

Would You Be Able To Kinda Do A Running Transcript (Verbatim) Of What They Are Saying? It Would Be Mucho Appreciated!!! Thank You!!

F_S

MadMatt
06-23-2007, 08:53 PM
SOS, F_S Can't Get The Show On His Home Computer Because He's Got Dial-Up.

Would You Be Able To Kinda Do A Running Transcript (Verbatim) Of What They Are Saying? It Would Be Mucho Appreciated!!! Thank You!!

F_S

:lol:

If nobody else has said it, F_S is the best!

MadMatt
06-23-2007, 09:03 PM
Is Sam retarded? Hacking in through the power chord?

S0S
06-23-2007, 09:05 PM
The amount of disinformation about computers is amazing.

100Proof
06-23-2007, 09:15 PM
i thought it was a Ron & Fez replay on the weekends?

i must be living in another world

MadMatt
06-23-2007, 09:17 PM
i thought it was a Ron & Fez replay on the weekends?

i must be living in another world

O&A are back so thier "crew" takes over Saturday night again.

T&S need to ditch Tony. He is an annoying tool.

MadMatt
06-23-2007, 09:26 PM
I wouldn't get bigger balls, I would get more of them. I would like to go with 4, 5, or 6 balls instead of the paltry 2 I have now.

S0S
06-23-2007, 09:30 PM
what I have to deal with....

MadMatt
06-23-2007, 09:35 PM
http://gwally.com/avatars/images/ssc.jpg

S0S
06-23-2007, 09:49 PM
Bachelor parties are fun for everyone except the person getting married.

HBox
06-23-2007, 10:08 PM
Super Drunk East Side Dave in the house.

S0S
06-23-2007, 10:10 PM
Yellow Rider!!!

MikeB
06-23-2007, 10:10 PM
what happened to planet hollywood?

HBox
06-23-2007, 10:11 PM
I didn't know Rowdy Roddy Piper was Dominican.

PapaBear
06-23-2007, 10:12 PM
I didn't know Rowdy Roddy Piper was Dominican.
I thought he sounded more Asian. I just tuned in. I'm glad I'm recording this!

MikeB
06-23-2007, 10:14 PM
I switched off during the top 10 and I came back and it said special guest and dave was on there talking about how than was his favorite part.

Are bronx johnny and pitz in one studio and than sam and tony in the other one that O&A broadcasted from this week?

And where was dave?

S0S
06-23-2007, 10:15 PM
Maybe they aren't leaving until next week.

S0S
06-24-2007, 09:41 AM
The Yellow Rider (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z562Y6Y3)

S0S
07-07-2007, 01:55 PM
about 3 hours till Louis C K's SNV show.

MikeB
07-07-2007, 05:20 PM
sos why was there no musical hour tonight?

lleeder
07-07-2007, 05:25 PM
sos why was there no musical hour tonight?

Maybe its on later or they got tired of it?

MikeB
07-07-2007, 05:27 PM
this maybe the greatest thing ever. Louis talking about meowing for 14 minutes. And him saying he doesnt know anything about hot dog contests.

J.Clints
07-07-2007, 05:30 PM
whats the number?

lleeder
07-07-2007, 05:31 PM
I'm Matt from LI that called in before

J.Clints
07-07-2007, 05:37 PM
I'm Matt from LI that called in before

number please?

lleeder
07-07-2007, 05:40 PM
number please?

same as O&A

J.Clints
07-07-2007, 05:40 PM
same as O&A

866wow1wow

MikeB
07-07-2007, 05:41 PM
866yow19ox

lleeder
07-07-2007, 05:41 PM
866wow1wow

or 866-969-1969

MikeB
07-07-2007, 05:45 PM
or 866-969-1969

no. their number has letters in it.

lleeder
07-07-2007, 05:48 PM
no. their number has letters in it.

Oh ok then its:
Too-yoy-1yoy

MikeB
07-07-2007, 05:59 PM
I really wish radio shark would call into one of these shows. At least the than and sam show.

S0S
07-07-2007, 06:30 PM
It all depends on the bar you go to.

lleeder
07-07-2007, 06:32 PM
"What do I know about fucking, I can't even fuck my own wife" Line of the year

Hottub
07-07-2007, 06:39 PM
I got dropped.:down:

lleeder
07-07-2007, 06:50 PM
"I have the fastball down the middle, cunt and I haven't developed the slider"

S0S
07-07-2007, 06:52 PM
Now to what everyone has been expecting: Sh!t and Vag!nas!

weekapaugjz
07-07-2007, 07:21 PM
louis ck fucking kills me.

MikeB
07-08-2007, 12:06 PM
I got dropped.:down:

I called about Chris Rock saying mother fucker at live earth and I was on hold for about 10 minutes but everything started to turn into being a parent so I hung up on myself. I get nervous. Miss Than and Sam, they can't hurt me if I am a bad caller.

MikeB
07-08-2007, 12:07 PM
The guy calling in about condi rice got me nervous also.

S0S
07-14-2007, 04:38 PM
Than & Sam Show starts in about a half-hour.Catch it!

S0S
07-14-2007, 05:40 PM
Than buys a senior ticket then buys an adult ticket. Has to move over. Gets defended by Erock for being alone.

Still no Harry Potter movie review.

S0S
07-14-2007, 05:56 PM
The Apple iPhone is the newest geek must have.

Chimee
07-14-2007, 06:00 PM
I want a damn iPhone now, all because of Than.

IamFogHat
07-14-2007, 06:02 PM
I love Than and Sam, their such smart asses.

Chimee
07-14-2007, 06:23 PM
Love the bad wrestling promos.

S0S
07-14-2007, 06:25 PM
Bronx Johnny was on for less than a minute.


Sam's Hollywood Buzz Rumor Round-up segment!

S0S
07-14-2007, 06:51 PM
HHAAHHA Tony gets shot down after showing his pencil to a 45 year old woman!

Chimee
07-14-2007, 06:54 PM
"Because your mother's a whore."

Tony can be pretty entertaining.

Tenbatsuzen
07-14-2007, 06:54 PM
So Tony = Than and Sam's Norton? "Crash into a tree"?

Chimee
07-14-2007, 06:55 PM
Drunk Tony Wins!

Wait, I can't post in caps?

MikeB
07-14-2007, 06:56 PM
"Because your mother's a whore."

Tony can be pretty entertaining.

Yea but at times Than and Sam try to force him to be the wacky lacky (like Dave).

Chimee
07-14-2007, 06:56 PM
They should just let him go off on callers.

Chimee
07-14-2007, 07:17 PM
Big Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

S0S
07-14-2007, 07:45 PM
Sounds like a velicoraptor.

S0S
07-14-2007, 08:02 PM
That was a good Than & Sam show.

I hope that we don't have to wait long for the next show.

S0S
09-22-2007, 06:31 PM
Organic foods: what do you eat that's organic?

/last T&A show was not live.

S0S
09-22-2007, 06:40 PM
Joe Derosa will die of suicide by pills. :devil2:

S0S
09-22-2007, 07:19 PM
That kid's insults are very funny!
:lol:

S0S
09-29-2007, 02:18 PM
Than & Sam will be live tonight so if you would like, you can call in and talk with them live.

lleeder
09-29-2007, 02:23 PM
Than & Sam will be live tonight so if you would like, you can call in and talk with them live.

I caled in once when they were discussing Than's expensive panini

S0S
09-29-2007, 04:39 PM
I caled in once when they were discussing Than's expensive panini

I wonder what they will talk about this time...





:smoke:

Friday
09-29-2007, 05:31 PM
here i am!

spoon
09-29-2007, 06:09 PM
Gymkata bitches!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089243/

Tenbatsuzen
09-29-2007, 06:12 PM
"Than and Sam - Just a Little Tie-Off."

spoon
09-29-2007, 06:13 PM
Shit, I thought I called CT and Jivin!

:wink:

Tenbatsuzen
09-29-2007, 06:29 PM
I know too much about MASK and Knight Rider.

Friday
09-29-2007, 06:32 PM
ass ........ lol

IamPixie
09-29-2007, 06:35 PM
gummy bears?!

Friday
09-29-2007, 06:47 PM
this is the ULTIMATE Nerd show! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hi Pixeee! I miss you!

spoon
09-29-2007, 07:18 PM
Gummi Bears ruled! Slow and steady, the gummi way.

S0S
10-06-2007, 05:04 PM
Black Phillip with Patrice O'Neal & Dante Nero is on now!

:clap:

REPEAT!

Hottub
10-06-2007, 05:10 PM
Black Philip Show is on!!!:clap:

Hottub
10-06-2007, 05:11 PM
SOS wins!

S0S
10-06-2007, 05:13 PM
Your closer since it takes some time for them to get warmed-up. :wink:

Bossanova
10-06-2007, 05:13 PM
Damn you Tub

Hottub
10-06-2007, 05:14 PM
That's what i do.
THAT'S ALL I DO!!!!

Bossanova
10-06-2007, 05:15 PM
That's what i do.
THAT'S ALL I DO!!!!

HAHA, thats why I respect you. Its all cool wit me

S0S
10-06-2007, 05:18 PM
HAHAHA Fat Chicks love Patrice! :lol:

Bossanova
10-06-2007, 05:19 PM
HAHAHA Fat Chicks love Patrice! :lol:

I laughed really hard

Hottub
10-06-2007, 05:19 PM
They love The tub, too!

I'm a lucky fella!!!:thumbup:

Hottub
10-06-2007, 05:21 PM
BRC reference?:drunk:

S0S
10-06-2007, 05:21 PM
This is definitely a repeat.

Rumor going around is that further new episodes will be posponed (http://www.myspace.com/touristinbrazil).:huh:

DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES, THE BLACK PHILLIP SHOW HAS BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. WE APOLOGIZE TO ALL OF OUR FANS, AND WE WILL BE SURE TO POST THE LATEST EVENTS CONCERNING THE PROGRAM HERE

brocklang
10-06-2007, 05:23 PM
HAHAHAHA.

Built like a boxing glove

Hottub
10-06-2007, 05:23 PM
Leave it to the Hayseeds.:wallbash:

S0S
10-06-2007, 05:29 PM
Patrice is giving advise on how to encourage a fat chick to lose weight.

Ask her to or leave.

or

Take her out to places with hotter woman

S0S
10-06-2007, 05:36 PM
High Society could have had their first show today on XM 202.

:innocent:

S0S
10-06-2007, 05:59 PM
Announcement: WEIRD MEDICINE (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=63564)

Ok, I've put it off long enough!

We've gotten the OK to do a pilot of "Weird Medicine: with Doctor Steve" on XM202 on October 13th. It'll either be at 9pm or 10:30pm as we're sharing the 3 hours with Big Kev.

We'll do weird medical topics and answer calls. Send me any medical questions to drsteve202@gmail.com and we'll try to get some of them answered on the air.

The best part of the show is our theme music (uh oh) so at least listen to the beginning.

your pal,

Steve