Silly things we do with our pets that crack us up

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Living alone, I need to find ways to amuse myself. My cats are often involved.

For example, Alice often sits next to me when I'm on the computer. She'll look all serene and happy. When she's looking like this I can't help myself from doing the "You talkin' to me" speech from Taxi Driver.

Alice (in a soft, lilting, and serene voice): "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."

And then I laugh like a retard.

Then the other day, I walked into the living room to find Otis lying on his back, belly exposed. Alice was sitting next to him. Suddenly I burst out with,

"Don't you do it! Don't! You... I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to g... I got nothin' else."

I don't even like that movie all that much.








Single, you say?

[Furtherman]

I like to throw mine in a lake with a stanger then think about who I should save.

[Midkiff]

When I was a teenager, we had a rambunctious cat. Any time we would have spaghetti, we would grab a wet noodle from the pot before putting sauce on them. We would take the full length wet noodle and throw it on the cat. The noodles would stick to her fur, and the cat would go absolutely bat-shit crazy! It would totally freak out and run around the house like a bat out of hell and scream and cry like it was being killed. Finally I would feel sorry for it and go take the noodle off, but I would get all scratched up in the process.

The scratches were worth the laughs!

[Fat_Sunny]

Living alone, I need to find ways to amuse myself. My cats are often involved.

For example, Alice often sits next to me when I'm on the computer. She'll look all serene and happy. When she's looking like this I can't help myself from doing the "You talkin' to me" speech from Taxi Driver.

Alice (in a soft, lilting, and serene voice): "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."

And then I laugh like a retard.

Then the other day, I walked into the living room to find Otis lying on his back, belly exposed. Alice was sitting next to him. Suddenly I burst out with,

"Don't you do it! Don't! You... I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to g... I got nothin' else."

I don't even like that movie all that much.








Single, you say?

Well, Hopefully That Date You Had Will Turn Into A Relationship And Then Marriage.

If It Doesn't, You May Be Doomed To Be "That Crazy Lady" The Neighborhood Kids Make Fun Of!!

[MadBiker]

When I had a cat I used to put a sock over her head and watch her wiggle her way out of it. I would also throw her toy mouse against the wall and watch her springboard off the wall to catch it in the air. And I would do Burrito Cat a lot.

I have a dog now, named Ben. And I will say to him "Hello Ben the dog. Have you Ben a dog today? Ben a dog all your life?" And I, too, laugh like a retard.

Pets make us stoopid.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

If It Doesn't, You May Be Doomed To Be "That Crazy Lady" The Neighborhood Kids Make Fun Of!!

You're giving me waaay too much credit right now. My neighbors think I'm nuts.

Sometimes I grab Otis and I hug and kiss and kiss and hug until he completely loses his mind and becomes indignant over the horrible treatment.

[weekapaugjz]

my brothers dog lucy, which was under my care for 2 years, is a spitz/eskimo mix. i guess spitz's are known to "yodel" sometimes when they get vocal. it sorta sounds like "roooo-roooooooooo-roooo-roo-roo". i can sit there for hours and make her "rooo" for treats. its very amusing.

other times i continually sing, "lucy in the sky with diamonds" and she gets all worked up.

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[BoondockSaint]

If I had a cat named Otis I would constantly be saying, "Otis! My man!"

[Jennitalia]

i make my cats dance. wayne loves (or at least, in my mind, he loves) to dance to saturday night fever.

[El Mudo]

My cat Lucky loves to "bark"...she'll climb up next to you while you sit on the couch and just "bark" almost non stop until you pay attention to her


Its also fun to chase her around the house with my arms out like i'm going to grab her

[jetdog]

When I come home from the gym, or just a long day spent in sneakers, I will take off my socks and pet Chewy, our cat, she'll start rolling on my feet and hugging my legs. I also throw my socks at our other cat and my wife. They don't enjoy that so much, but I do.

[ChimneyFish]

Anyone elses cat play fetch????

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Alice and Otis used to. Then they got older and said, "Fuck this!"

I remember I had a party and some of my guests were in awe that a cat would actually fetch.

[ChimneyFish]

Yeah. I had never seen a cat do that until mine.
Her favorite is when you stand at the bottom of the steps while she's at the top, then throw the ball up. She leaps in the air trying to get it, and then has to chase it into one of the other rooms. Then she'll bat it back down to you, so you can do it again.
Pretty funny.

[FUNKMAN]

i have taken the dwarf bunny to my new place and her name is Reeses. when you lay on the floor she will come over and lick your neck and face with her small, warm, soft and slightly abrasive tongue which tickles like heck. it's especially ticklish when she licks your eyelids and eyesockets

[Badinia]

http://www.badinia.com/uploaded_images/whoareyou2-750938.jpg

I like to dress 'em up and we all listen to "Tommy" together...

[FUNKMAN]

Reeses looks just like the brown bunny in this pic

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/86/270515892_a4dc05f9f5.jpg?v=0

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

http://www.poshpaws.ie/acatalog/KittyDevilCatCostumeSmallImage.jpg

I like to re-enact that scene in Trains, Planes, and Automobiles.

[Bulldogcakes]

I'll usually smack a table and scream "I'M GONNA GET YA!" and then my boy will jump off the couch (where he usually sleeps) and play attack me as I play attack him. Both of us growling like nutjobs. After about a minute of this, he starts kissing me because he just cant bear the thought of actually being mad at me. Then I tell him "You ruined it! I wanted to be the crazy guy!" and he kisses me again. Impossible.

[Gvac]

My cat loves to play tag. Seriously.

She'll come flying up out of nowhere and whack me with her paws on my thigh, and then turn tail and run like hell. If I don't chase her she comes back at me again. When I do chase her she runs like a maniac all over the house. I'll corner her and then I'll turn around and run and she comes after me again. I giggle like a lunatic the entire time.

[PapaBear]

My cat loves to play tag. Seriously.

She'll come flying up out of nowhere and whack me with her paws on my thigh, and then turn tail and run like hell. If I don't chase her she comes back at me again. When I do chase her she runs like a maniac all over the house. I'll corner her and then I'll turn around and run and she comes after me again. I giggle like a lunatic the entire time.
Buddy does the same thing. But he can actually knock you down when he "tags" you. It's more of a punch, really.

[Fat_Sunny]

Alice and Otis used to. Then they got older...

F_S Has A Pretty Big Ego, But He Never Thought To Name One Of His Cats After Himself.

Do Any Of Your Friends Call Alice "Junior" Or "II" Or Anything Like That?

[FUNKMAN]

the male cat wilbur will play fetch with a rabbit's foot

the first cat Ginger loved to lick my armpits and bury her head in them

[PapaBear]

F_S Has A Pretty Big Ego, But He Never Thought To Name One Of His Cats After Himself.

Do Any Of Your Friends Call Alice "Junior" Or "II" Or Anything Like That?
Her name isn't Alice.

[Fat_Sunny]

Her name isn't Alice.

Then It Must Be The Other Way Around....The Screen Name Must Come From Alice The Cat...Which Would Also Explain The Fuzzybutt Part. Doh And Duh!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Her name isn't Alice.
Isn't it a little ironic that F_S didn't pick up on the 3rd person speach?

I provide a "voice" to what I imagine our dogs are thinking. They sound funny. I do the voice WAY too often and I think I am developing duel personalities in my tiny little pea brain...

[sr71blackbird]

My cat used to fetch balls of tin foil.

[cougarjake13]

well my one cat marvin likes to play fetch like a dog

he'll bring me a toy mouse and look at me and when i turn to look at him he'll drop it and start meowing until you throw it

then he'll go get it and repeat the whole thing over again

[Badinia]

I like to blow in their ears, which makes them flick like they are shooing a fly.

Chico will follow a laser pointer anywhere, anytime. If you put it on a person he will kiss that spot until the person climbs a piece of furniture out of reach.

Hazel loves having her belly rubbed but hates being cradled like a baby, so I like to do both and watch her internal dialogue go nuts. I hate it...I love it...I hate it...

She's existentially tortured by belly rubs.

[MadBiker]

Chico will follow a laser pointer anywhere, anytime. If you put it on a person he will kiss that spot until the person climbs a piece of furniture out of reach.

ohhhh I used to love using the laser pointer with my cats! They would follow it all over the carpet and around the furniture. When I would point it up the wall and at the ceiling, Mimi used to launch off the back of the couch to try to catch it. Priceless.

[PapaBear]

I feel guilty about it now, but when I was a kid, I'd put a piece of bologna under the back of my dog's collar. Drove him batshit CRAZY!

With Buddy, my son and I will walk around saying "Where's Buddy?" Buddy will jump up and down like he's saying "I'm right here. Why can't you see me?"

[weekapaugjz]

I feel guilty about it now, but when I was a kid, I'd put a piece of bologna under the back of my dog's collar. Drove him batshit CRAZY!

With Buddy, my son and I will walk around saying "Where's Buddy?" Buddy will jump up and down like he's saying "I'm right here. Why can't you see me?"

this reminds me of a thing i do with my dog murphy. i sit there and keep saying, "find it, find it." drives him nuts.

[MadBiker]

this reminds me of a thing i do with my dog murphy. i sit there and keep saying, "find it, find it." drives him nuts.

I like to go into the kitchen and knock on the table, and then say "who is it? who's there?" and watch Ben go crazy at the door looking for someone who is not there.

I used to be able to fake him out by pretending to throw his squeaky-ball into the backyard, but he caught onto that one real quick.

[Justice4all]

I need to get a pet.

[Bulldogcakes]

I feel guilty about it now, but when I was a kid, I'd put a piece of bologna under the back of my dog's collar. Drove him batshit CRAZY!


Hahahaahah! I do that with toys.

[reeshy]

Silly things I do with my Penis!!!!!!!!

[nickeye]

http://67.83.28.150:8037/zoe2.jpg

[Crispy123]

I love my dog Taya, she's a boxer. Usually I just wrestle around with her but my kids like to do bizarre things like dress her up.

http://www.eastcoastignited.com/sitebuilder/images/01_18_06_143-600x450.jpg

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[ralphbxny]

I need to get a pet.

Seriously!!

This looks like big fun!!!

[Skellington]

I have a dog named Moose that i dress like a bunny. mmm hmmm.

http://photos.imageevent.com/kriegweasel/moose/small/moosebunnyscary.jpg

Squirrel (Valentine) is 3lbs. She is easily made into Mr. T with some troll hair....

http://photos.imageevent.com/kriegweasel/moose/small/valmohawk1_1.jpg

Noodles the ferret and I have a stupid game called 'toss the ferret'. i toss the ferret into the 6ft shag bag, the ferret bounds back at me and aims for my toes...which leads to the rinse and repeat process. Our new game is "make random people wet themselves". He hides under my hair and balances on my shoulders draped around my neck, we go to a public place and he pops out at random and makes a reverse hissing noise....then i go 'gah, rabies!'. Only i can adopt a spleenless ferret that understands the fun in shockvalue.

[Bulldogcakes]

Originally Posted by Justice4all View Post
I need to get a pet.


Seriously!!

This looks like big fun!!!

Petfinder (http://www.petfinder.com/)

Do you have any idea how many pets are out there up for adoption? For free. All breeds, all sizes, all ages from puppies to older ones.

If you like bulldogs
Angel Bella (http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=8468297)
Giorgia (http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=8441545)
Baby (http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=8712493)

[reillyluck]

i like to fold kitty's ears back and start talking to him like im yoda from star wars.

"Folded, your ears are... yessssss".

the laser beam works for hours too. and he plays catch.

i also like to spin kitty on the office chair and then throw him off. he starts walking like he's drunk, plops on the floor and once he's ok he'll go back on the chair for me to do it again. we both enjoy this!

[ChimneyFish]

i like to fold kitty's ears back and start talking to him like im yoda from star wars.

"Folded, your ears are... yessssss".



How high do you get before doing this????:tongue:

[reillyluck]

How high do you get before doing this????:tongue:


:lol:


oh, Kitty now likes to dance to the sextravaganza theme song!!

[SHANEFROMGA]

a few years back i had a cat that liked to flip over on its back and let my wifes dog grab him by the balls (cats balls in dogs mouth) and drag him around.
the first time i saw it i laughed my ass off !!

[SHANEFROMGA]

funny side note , one day my wife and i were"occupied" on the couch and the cat wanted in from outside, and we didn't want to stop, cat got run over and killed.:dry:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I have a dog named Moose that i dress like a bunny. mmm hmmm.

http://photos.imageevent.com/kriegweasel/moose/small/moosebunnyscary.jpg

Squirrel (Valentine) is 3lbs. She is easily made into Mr. T with some troll hair....

http://photos.imageevent.com/kriegweasel/moose/small/valmohawk1_1.jpg

Noodles the ferret and I have a stupid game called 'toss the ferret'. i toss the ferret into the 6ft shag bag, the ferret bounds back at me and aims for my toes...which leads to the rinse and repeat process. Our new game is "make random people wet themselves". He hides under my hair and balances on my shoulders draped around my neck, we go to a public place and he pops out at random and makes a reverse hissing noise....then i go 'gah, rabies!'. Only i can adopt a spleenless ferret that understands the fun in shockvalue.

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Fat_Sunny]

funny side note , one day my wife and i were"occupied" on the couch and the cat wanted in from outside, and we didn't want to stop, cat got run over and killed.:dry:

That's Not Funny!

Someone Needs To Mentor This Hayseed And Teach Him Some Couth. Any Takers?

[El Mudo]

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.



Please....old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.


Homer, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?

[SHANEFROMGA]

That's Not Funny!

Someone Needs To Mentor This Hayseed And Teach Him Some Couth. Any Takers?

i know its not funny its called sarcasm
hayseed, real original i prefer hick myself.

[lleeder]

My dog will come over and eat his food when i give it to him. Then he shits. Its really exciting.

[Fat_Sunny]

i know its not funny its called sarcasm
hayseed, real original i prefer hick myself.

Hey, Don't Take It Personal-Like. It's Actually A Semi-Official Program Here At RonFez.Net Whereby A Rural/Backward Party Gloms Onto A Sophisticated NorthEasterner, Who Helps To Make Him Presentable. It's All Good.

[KC2OSO]

When I was a teenager, we had a rambunctious cat. Any time we would have spaghetti, we would grab a wet noodle from the pot before putting sauce on them. We would take the full length wet noodle and throw it on the cat. The noodles would stick to her fur, and the cat would go absolutely bat-shit crazy! It would totally freak out and run around the house like a bat out of hell and scream and cry like it was being killed. Finally I would feel sorry for it and go take the noodle off, but I would get all scratched up in the process.

The scratches were worth the laughs!

I didn't think anyone else was that retarded. We do the same stupid shit. The inverse of the equation above is pieces of cheese or spaghetti somewhere on a dog's person. You find out, they just don't care.

[SHANEFROMGA]

[QUOTE=Fat_Sunny;1371456]Hey, Don't Take It Personal-Like. It's Actually A Semi-Official Program Here At RonFez.Net Whereby A Rural/Backward Party Gloms Onto A Sophisticated NorthEasterner, Who Helps To Make Him Presentable. It's All Good.

glad to be part then duh huck

[Fat_Sunny]

glad to be part then duh huck

Great!

Have A Goodin' ! :D

[sailor]

oral

but seriously:

i like to fold kitty's ears back and start talking to him like im yoda from star wars.

"Folded, your ears are... yessssss".

the laser beam works for hours too. and he plays catch.

i also like to spin kitty on the office chair and then throw him off. he starts walking like he's drunk, plops on the floor and once he's ok he'll go back on the chair for me to do it again. we both enjoy this!

my cousin does that all the time with his cats (the yoda thing).

most of our cats will play fetch. one loves to groom the other cats and will often like my arm till i grow weary of it, like i'm just another of the cats. my favorite is playing kitty-copter. pick up cat over bed, toss into air and spin like a pizza pie (or a helicopter). only problem is there's a small chance you'll get your arm torn open if you do it wrong.

[SHANEFROMGA]

Great!

Have A Goodin' ! :D

holy crap the irony, go check out the "sayings you hate" over in off topic from earlier:surrender:

[Fez4PrezN2008]

:lol:


oh, Kitty now likes to dance to the sextravaganza theme song!!

I love it when ca (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NNNVBTQjWI)ts dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NNNVBTQjWI) !

[Fat_Sunny]

holy crap the irony, go check out the "sayings you hate" over in off topic from earlier:surrender:

Where Do You Think F_S Got It From...He Doesn't Miss A Trick!! Doh!

As You Would Say, It's Called Sarcasm!!!

:D

[sailor]

Where Do You Think F_S Got It From...He Doesn't Miss A Trick!! Doh!

As You Would Say, It's Called Sarcasm!!!

:D

would he?

[Fat_Sunny]

would he?

He Did....

Quote:
Originally Posted by SHANEFROMGA
i know its not funny its called sarcasm
hayseed, real original i prefer hick myself.


So, Yes, He Would!

[sailor]

He Did....



So, Yes, He Would!

i'm just thrown by the high concentration of georgia fans anymore.

[Fat_Sunny]

i'm just thrown by the high concentration of georgia fans anymore.

Georgia, Indiana And Wisconsin Have All Been "On The Map" This Week.

F_S Will Let Your Use Of "Anymore" Slide...This Time.

[sailor]

Georgia, Indiana And Wisconsin Have All Been "On The Map" This Week.

F_S Will Let Your Use Of "Anymore" Slide...This Time.

the cool kids do it all the time anymore (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=56183).

[Fat_Sunny]

the cool kids do it all the time anymore (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=56183).

Yes, Fat Is WELL AWARE Of That. He Hopes One Day To Be Able To Discuss This With The King Personally.

[sailor]

Yes, Fat Is WELL AWARE Of That. He Hopes One Day To Be Able To Discuss This With The King Personally.

http://www.hollywoodsuccess.com/JerryLawler.jpg

[Crispy123]

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e76/len1616/elvis_fat_left.jpg

[SHANEFROMGA]

f_s is all knowing, i bow to thee.
and people in ga can't be diggin' ronnie b and friends?

[El Mudo]

http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/RAC/RPRR01~Richard-Petty-Portrait-With-Cowboy-Hat-And-Sunglasses-Posters.jpg




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[Leticia]

I don't even know what made this thread go to what the last few posts are.



I used to have parakeets that would ding louder when I was on the phone. I'd stop talking and they'd stop... I'd start talking and they would get even louder! It's not like I would turn around to make them stop , they just would literally wait till they heard me talking again to go crazy. Lol.

[drjoek]

Reeses looks just like the brown bunny in this pic

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/86/270515892_a4dc05f9f5.jpg?v=0

Not this Brown Bunny I hope

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/brown_bunny/

[drjoek]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG_0023.jpg

My Dog Katie

[Furtherman]

This is my earthworm:

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=24294&rendTypeId=4

His name is Wormy.

[nickeye]

Before:
http://67.83.28.150:8037/zoebefore.jpg

After:
http://67.83.28.150:8037/zoeafter.jpg