What do you have in in pocket right now???

[reeshy]

I got 7 bucks and a Swiss army knife!!!!!

[weekapaugjz]

keys

[Don Stugots]

57 bucks in my wallet, work phone, pen, keys.

[prothunderball]

nothing except for a red bic lighter that I've managed to keep since the first week in april, it's almost dead and that makes me sad because I think this might be a record for me keeping a disposable lighter(it's amazing how much longer they last when you're not using it for smoking pot).

[Hottub]

$27.55
Flash drive
Wallet
Swiss army Knive
A small zip lock bag


Ohh Shit. I gotta give that back to Reilly.

[Fallon]

Before I emptied out my pockets when I got home I had:

Wallet
Inno
House Keys
Phone
Nintendo DS
Change
Tissue

[Gvac]

$20.75 and a pocket knife in my right pocket, a pack of reds and a lighter in my left.

[AngelAmy]

Right Pocket
work keys
pen

Left Pocket
pedometer
sidekick

[reeshy]

Before I emptied out my pockets when I got home I had:

Wallet
Inno
House Keys
Phone
Nintendo DS
Change
Tissue


Was the tissue soiled????

[Fat_Sunny]

Nuttin' Honey !!!

[J.Clints]

4 dimes
2 Quarters
2 Tens
4 Dollar bills
Keys
Pen
****Hand Checking to see what else is in there.

[SquareHead]

I just emptied my pockets a few minutes ago, but I do have a shitty lighter my wife bought & some illegal contraband. The weekend is getting close.

[Fallon]

Was the tissue soiled????

No. But I like to keep one on me in case I sneeze.

[Crispy123]

bowl
lighter
percocet
$20

[reillyluck]

75 cents and some lint.

[Catgoturtongue4]

1. cell phone
2. debit card/credit card
3.knife
4.gum
5.ipod

[epo]

$74.51
A container of Burt's Bees Lip Balm
Keys
A receipt from the eye doctor (including the name & number of a girl who insisted that I need a personal contact at the office).
A printout from work on some things to check tonight.
A giftcard to Panera Bread to pickup some bagels for tomorrow mornings meeting.


Kind boring. Good thing I'm on vacation next week.

[epo]

bowl
lighter
percocet
$20

Good times.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

$20.75 and a pocket knife in my right pocket, a pack of reds and a lighter in my left.

You're wearing pants?

[scottinnj]

Keys and wallet.

I'm a borefest.

[JesterOfSadness]

-Cellular device
-Change
-Winterfresh gum
-Dead Bug
Wallet w/no bills

[peewee]

i have way too much shit in my pockets. thank god for cargo shorts.
#1 $107 Cash
#2 credit card
#3 yankee lighter
#4 pack of camel lights
#5 small glass bowl
#6 small bag of weed
#7 pack of orbit gum (sweet mint, so good)
#8 car keys
#9 cell phone

[Marc with a c]

tuna sandwich

[SquareHead]

tuna sandwich


Miracle Whip or Mayo?

[Marc with a c]

Miracle Whip or Mayo?

mayo

[MadMatt]

Here it goes:


$20
Change Purse
Rosary Ring
Cell Phone
Flash drive
Mini Swiss Army Knife
Handkerchief
2 Pens - Black Ink
Comb
Wallet
Large "Tech" Swiss Army Knife
Keys
2 More Flash Drives
Business Cards


Holy crap that is a lot of stuff. I never realized how much until I wrote it out!

[lleeder]

A condom and a coathanger. If the first one doesn't work the second one never fails.

[Devo37]

left:
keys, cigarettes, lighter

right:
wallet, cell phone

[Don Stugots]

A condom and a coathanger. If the first one doesn't work the second one never fails.

:lol:

[SquareHead]

mayo


Nothing keeps fresh like mayo in this weather.

[drjoek]

Keys
chewed straw from Dunkin Donuts
Money clip with 82 bucks
Honey do list from Mrs

[SHANEFROMGA]

hopes, dreams, and a smile......wait crap, lost, broken and cover in lint. so.....nothing.

[Fezticle98]

brass

[Hottub]

brass


*DING DING DING*
http://mathstat.carleton.ca/~rhfischl/great_pyramid/pyramid.jpg

Send Fezticle to the Big-Ass Prize Closet!

[drjoek]

A pool cue

[Fezticle98]

A pool cue

or are you just happy to see me?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

The Big 3

Wallet , Cellphone and Keys

:king:

[drjoek]

or are you just happy to see me?

:tongue:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

As little as possible:

My debit card
A credit card
My driver's license
My AAA card

Do I say it? It seems so obvious; a single divorcee at the grocery store. WHO KNOWS what could happen? It could happen. Maybe a construction worker in the store got horny. It could happen. Possibly. I'm going to say it

CONDOM!

[Fezticle98]

As little as possible:

My debit card
A credit card
My driver's license
My AAA card

Do I say it? It seems so obvious; a single divorcee at the grocery store. WHO KNOWS what could happen? It could happen. Maybe a construction worker in the store got horny. It could happen. Possibly. I'm going to say it

CONDOM!

You're a good egg. :smile: No need to fertilize one.

[Gvac]

The thing I hate most about Summer is the fact that I'm not wearing a coat. I usually carry so much shit that I need the extra pockets.

I take a briefcase to and from work every day and it's loaded with mostly non-work related items. Too bad you can't carry one around all the time.

A man purse is really gay, right?

[Fallon]

The thing I hate most about Summer is the fact that I'm not wearing a coat. I usually carry so much shit that I need the extra pockets.

I take a briefcase to and from work every day and it's loaded with mostly non-work related items. Too bad you can't carry one around all the time.

A man purse is really gay, right?
I wear cargo shorts that have big pockets on the leg. I carry my DS and phone in them.

[MellySmelly]

A man purse is really gay, right?

Depends, is yours pink?

[Gvac]

What's a DS?

[Fallon]

Depends, is yours pink?

Just on the inside.

[tele7]

one hand



only after reading Gvac's posts

[MellySmelly]

What's a DS?

dick sock

[Fallon]

What's a DS?
dick sock
http://www.uneasysilence.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/ds-lite-11%20(Custom).jpg

[mikeyboy]

Blackberry

wallet with:
2 checks I need to cash
credit and debit cards (+ assorted other cards, such as Big Ass Card #295)
$46.00

security pass card for work
2 sets of keys -- one with a flash drive
64 cents in change

[Gvac]

http://www.uneasysilence.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/ds-lite-11%20(Custom).jpg

I forgot you were a child.

And I'm falling head over heels in love with Melly.

Be careful, Paul O.

[Death Metal Moe]

“I’ve got something in my front pocket for you
Why don’t you reach down in my pocket and see what it is
Then grab onto it, it’s just for you
Give a little squeeze and say, ‘How do you do?’
There’s something in my front pocket, There’s something in my front pocket,
There’s something in my front pocket”

http://www.joeloliveira.com/img/misc/butters_front_pocket.jpg

[MellySmelly]

I'd tell you what is in my pockets, but I'm not wearing any pants. :unsure:

[bobrobot]

A pocket pussy

http://www.adultsupermart.com/pages/images/silicone-masterbator.jpg

[Marc with a c]

excitement beads are overrated

[MellySmelly]

A pocket pussy

http://www.adultsupermart.com/pages/images/silicone-masterbator.jpg


The question was what is in your pocket Bobo, not your mouth!

[IMSlacker]

I'm not wearing pants, so the question is moot!

[torker]

Zuzu's petals.

[bobrobot]

The question was what is in your pocket Bobo, not your mouth!

http://www.knutsonlivebait.com/images/crickets.jpg

[drjoek]

A man purse is really gay, right?

http://www.amarall.blogger.com.br/village%20people.jpg

Oh Yeah really Gay

[PapaBear]

I just emptied my pockets, but 10 minutes ago I had my wallet with $57, my car keys with a USB jump drive on the chain, my house keys, my cell phone, and my Nexus 25.

[nevnut]

My hand rubbing my dick thru the hole in my pocket......































Did I really just type that?!?

[AngelAmy]

My hand rubbing my dick thru the hole in my pocket......































Did I really just type that?!?

YES! and it just happens to be my most favorite post EVER on this board

congrats

[Poochie]

-10 quarters left from playing pool at the bar

-cell phone

-Like Epo, some Burts Bees Lip Balm

-My bar tab receipt

-Debit Card

-lighter

[FUNKMAN]

guess that wasn't original

nada nada comaneech

[drjoek]

Rocket In My Pocket
(written by: Lowell George)

My baby called me up
She said, "Why don't you ever take me out?
Pick me up in your brand new car
You shake the short change from your old fruit jar"

I put on my dancin' shoes
We headed straight for the rhythm and blues
The music was hot, but my baby was not

I've got a rocket in my pocket...

[cupcakelove]

Nothing, I only keep things in my pockets when I'm out and about. When I'm at home, or in my office, my pockets are empty.

[A.J.]

Zuzu's petals.

That's a tie for top of the pyramid!

[FUNKMAN]

Well, I don't think I can handle this
A cloudy day in Metropolis
I think I'll talk to my analyst
I got it so bad for this little journalist
It drives me up the wall and through the roof
Lois and Clark in a telephone booth
I think I'm going out of my brain
I got it so bad for little miss Lois Lane

Lois Lane please put me in your plan
Yeah, Lois Lane you don't need no Super Man
Come on downtown and stay with me tonight
I got a pocket full of kryptonite

He's Leaping buildings in a single bound
I'm reading Shakespeare at my place downtown
Come on downtown and make love to me
I'm Jimmy Olsen not a titan, you see
He's faster than a bullet, stronger than a train
He's the one who got lucky got his cape around miss Lois Lane
I can't believe my dilemma is real
I'm competing with the man of steel

[grlNIN]

A single bobby pin.

I hate having stuff in my pockets.

[FUNKMAN]

A single bobby pin.



thief :tongue:

[buzzard]

a piece of shag-carpet with a hole cut in it,I'm cheap!

[ralphbxny]

Blackberry

wallet with:
2 checks I need to cash
credit and debit cards (+ assorted other cards, such as Big Ass Card #295)
$46.00

security pass card for work
2 sets of keys -- one with a flash drive
64 cents in change



WHHHOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[ralphbxny]

In wallet with Debt/credit cards,kinkos card, drivers license, work id, $24, metro cards, Ticket to tonights yankees game,

7 peices of dentine gum in the blister pack...artic chill to be exact

Keys with many frequent buyer cards on them

and Cell Phone

[geechie]

- wallet (back right)
- blackberry pearl (front right)
- receipt from Qdoba (front left)

oh, and a 'Jews for Jesus' pamphlet that I was handed this morning when I got off the metro. (front left)