sleeping with muppets

[topless_mike]

if you had to sleep with a muppet, which one would be your choice?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Miss Piggy, she has to try harder

:king:

[reillyluck]

gonzo. for obvious reasons. :smile:

[JPMNICK]

BUNSEN, and i would play the guys with ears song in the background

[prothunderball]

I guess that big lipped hippy chick that's in the band, she's the only female muppet I can think of besides miss piggy, and I don't fuck with swine.

[AngelAmy]

gonzo. for obvious reasons. :smile:

if you shaved beeker's head, he would be even better

[Tall_James]

Janice

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_bmuppets_1a.jpg

[reillyluck]

if you shaved beeker's head, he would be even better

ooooooh.....that would work too.


I would only have Animal go down on me.

[DarkHippie]

Prarie Dawn

[Don Stugots]

Janice

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_bmuppets_1a.jpg

hell yeah.

[Friday]

a threesome with Zoot and Janice... I am a sucker or musicians.

But I would go to 2nd base with Rizzo the Rat ... also a sucker for younger men.

[Don Stugots]

a threesome with Zoot and Janice... I am a sucker or musicians.

But I would go to 2nd base with Rizzo the Rat ... also a sucker for younger men.

that is not a very nice way to refer to Fallon.

[JustJon]

Janice. She's a goer.

[weekapaugjz]

animal, i bet he is, well, an animal in the sack...

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/pdroho/muppets_season1_3.jpg

[Jennitalia]

a threesome with Zoot and Janice



Absolutely. I'd also let the Mah Na Mah Na dude violate me.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/94334462_23b2193c59.jpg?v=0

[kevcala]

I can say one things for certain, it wouldn't be Dr. Teeth.

[cougarjake13]

definitely janice

[cougarjake13]

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/10743__piggy_l.jpg

[Tall_James]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d84/JohnCampanelli/5677Evil_Muppets2.jpg

"We don't like the way you're looking at some of our female Muppets. Don't let the sun set on you on Sesame Street bitch!"

[Marc with a c]

those old men in the balcony turned me on as a child.

[Crispy123]

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/thumb/0/07/Sam_Eagle.JPG/250px-Sam_Eagle.JPG


duh.

[ChoppedLiver]

Fozzie. Just to strip his innocence.

[Midkiff]

That big fluffy brown dog.

Oh wait, by "sleep," did you mean, "fuck?"

Janice.

[fohat]

Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhrghhhhhhhhhhhh (http://popamerica.typepad.com/pop_america/2007/06/hot_muppet_sex_.html)





(link is work safe ;)

[tele7]

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/10743__piggy_l.jpg

Does Miss Piggy kind of look like Loretta Swit?

[Reephdweller]

http://www.disgalaxy.addr.com/Muppets/janice1.jpg

Janice without a doubt.

and obviously of course....

http://www.disgalaxy.addr.com/Muppets/swedishc.jpg

[Jennitalia]

some runner ups:

this guy, cuz he's a cutie:

http://www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/images/upload/sweetums.jpg

Snuffy because he's so sweet and cuddly and can really work that thing.

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/168/570/16957172787179881552/mt1135839728.jpg

and Guy Smiley because I heard from Janis that he's hung like a snuffalufagus:

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/8/8a/GuySmiley.jpg

[PapaBear]

some runner ups:



Snuffy because he's so sweet and cuddly and can really work that thing.

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/168/570/16957172787179881552/mt1135839728.jpg


That would be like child molesting. He's not mature enough to consent!

[Jennitalia]

and just think of what snuffy's tongue could do to a girl...
sorry, but i just may have to molest him.

[Don Stugots]

and just think of what snuffy's tongue could do to a girl...
sorry, but i just may have to molest him.

HOT!

[topless_mike]

some runner ups:

this guy, cuz he's a cutie:


and Guy Smiley because I heard from Janis that he's hung like a snuffalufagus:

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/8/8a/GuySmiley.jpg


somehow, if this thing had red hair, i can see it being ESD.

[epo]

somehow, if this thing had red hair, i can see it being ESD.

Or perhaps "Guy Guyerson"?