office farter

[topless_mike]

are you the office farter?

i have, on occasion, let one slip out while i'm in my cubicle, and my chair absorbs the blast and any kind of odor.
but, on occasion, i do have to go crop dusting just so i cant be blamed for it.

[cupcakelove]

I've got my own office, so usually I just let em rip, but I have to be careful. I've let a stinker go before, only to have someone walk in to talk to me a few minutes later. Just a little embarrassing.

[grlNIN]

Air freshener, animals.

[tupper65]

Hello
My name is Tupper65
and I'm an office farter

I hate it when you think that the coast is clear and as soon as you let one go, someone turns the corner and walks right into it

[SHANEFROMGA]

When I Worked In The Warehouse Area, It Never Failed, When I Ripped One Some Popped Up.

[Sweet_Ness]

Hello
My name is Tupper65
and I'm an office farter


Hi Tupper!!!

[tupper65]

Hi Tupper!!!

Hi!

[bigredd]

I only spend a few hours a week in my actual office but I've done it. I share a VERY small office with a buddy of mine. We're in there one afternoon after a night of drinking and bad food. Well, I let an awful one go and we vacated giggling like idiots to the office next door. We saw one of the ofice skirts coming down the hall and my buddy says "hey Theresa, grab my notebook from my desk, please". She walked in and the look on her face was priceless.

[DolaMight]

Sometimes you let one go and it's bigger than you expected, so you have to leave your cubicle just in case someone walks in. Don't forget that when you're rolling out of your cube that the fart will follow you because of the trapped gas in the pants. When that happens it leaves a trail that points right to our cube. That sucks.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Im the Ofiice Dump Guy, I take a Dump and it reaks by the few Cubicles where the Bathroom is. The Hens always give me dirty looks when I am about to drop a Torpedo.

:king;

[ScottFromGA]

are you the office farter?

i have, on occasion, let one slip out while i'm in my cubicle, and my chair absorbs the blast and any kind of odor.
but, on occasion, i do have to go crop dusting just so i cant be blamed for it.

crop dusting....that made me snort when I read this. :laugh:

[Soupy_Dreck]

I've actually had the environmental services office check the area after one of my dirty bombs. they thought a sewer line was backing up.

[Jennitalia]

I work at an upscale spa and this afternoon somebody let one go big time. At first we thought it may be somebody getting a perm, then realized the girl didnt have any clients. Not a good Aromatherapy scent. And then they tried spraying it with some flowery thing, which just made it smell like jASSmine

[Death Metal Moe]

I share an office with a co-worker. We just let 'em go all day if need be, but have 2 Fabreeze air fresheners at my desk and a couple different scented candles ready to go.

I try to be somewhat considerate as I'm blasting what can only be described as "epic" farts.

[Hottub]

I And then they tried spraying it with some flowery thing, which just made it smell like jASSmine

:lol:
Miss Jenn.

[cougarjake13]

got a load on your mind topless mike ???

back to back threads about not being able to shit and farting

[boeman]

I have to walk through the boss' office to leave mine... every now and then I'll dust his office as I'm leaving (if he isn't there)...

when he goes back in, he has no idea who did it.

[DarkHippie]

I blast away in front of my students all the time. Who are they gonna tell?

[JPMNICK]

I blast away in front of my students all the time. Who are they gonna tell?

HAHHA, that's awesome. sucks for the kids in the front row

[Don Stugots]

I am known as the world's farter. with no cares in the world, i let them rip. why not? What am I going to do? Hold it in?

[JPMNICK]

I am known as the world's farter. with no cares in the world, i let them rip. why not? What am I going to do? Hold it in?

my grandpa told me that if you do that, it travels up to your heart and kills you

[Don Stugots]

my grandpa told me that if you do that, it travels up to your heart and kills you

see! i dont want it to die. what choice do i have? LET YOUR FARTS FREE!

[cougarjake13]

I am known as the world's farter. with no cares in the world, i let them rip. why not? What am I going to do? Hold it in?

i always say if the body wants to get rid of it who i am to stop that from happening ??

[RoseBlood]

I blast away in front of my students all the time. Who are they gonna tell?

I say blame them cause doesn't one good poop stain deserve another?!

Paybacks a bitch!!!

[Fat_Sunny]

Fat's Favorite Gas Trick Is This: He'll Be Walking Up A Flight Of Stairs With A Companion, Or On An Escalator, And Feeling A Good One Building. So He Quick Hops Two Steps Ahead Of The Companion And Spins Around And Puts His Finger To His Lips And Gives A Loud "SHHHHH" To Get The Other Person's Attention, And While They Are Standing There Dead In Their Tracks Wondering WTF Is Happening, F_S Quickly Bends Over And Cuts One Right At Their Face Level!

They Victim Always Laugh As Hard As F_S Does!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I say blame them cause doesn't one good poop stain deserve another?!

Paybacks a bitch!!!

I don't get it.

[DarkHippie]

I don't get it.

my students aren't completely potty trained, they're special

[PopPop]

A co-worker has asked me to "please stop". I have been known to "crop dust" a supervisor at her desk and another co-worker and I engage in a little "nuclear warfare" by invading each others airspace and dropping a few bombs. I am such a child.

[cougarjake13]

i especially love to lay a SBD and then close the door to the office and let them marinate in it for a while

[RoseBlood]

I blast away in front of my students all the time. Who are they gonna tell?

I say blame them cause doesn't one good poop stain deserve another?!

Paybacks a bitch!!!

I don't get it.

So long as DarkHippie got it.. :wink:

my students aren't completely potty trained, they're special

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Now i'm fuckin' stahvin

[Jennitalia]

in my bro in law's office, one of his coworkers is a major prankster, so mike decided to get back at him one day. he bought a can of fart spray, and when the guy would leave his office, mike would run in, spray a little, and get back to his office. the smell was so bad, and this guy would just freak out. this went on for weeks!. at one point, the guy thought there was something dead in the ceiling, and had the maintenance people check up in the ceiling. he thought he was in the clear, and then mike would start spraying again. the smell was that bad. the guy was at his wit's end, saying he couldnt take it anymore. it got to the point where the whole office was in on it except for this guy. finally, the jig was up, and he actually didnt kill my bro in law.

[Justice4all]

I am known as the world's farter. with no cares in the world, i let them rip. why not? What am I going to do? Hold it in?

Better out and deal with the shame then keep it in and deal with the pain!

[SHANEFROMGA]

my boss is a nasty fuck and will walk by you and fart. one day we were busy as hell and i heard him fart at his counter, but it sounded really wet, he got this oh shit look on his face and darted to the bathroom. i can only assume he slung mud in his drawers. nasty bitch.

[J.Clints]

I was farting my ass off in the office today