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KnoxHarrington
07-06-2007, 02:17 PM
On June 21, Bill O'Reilly had a shocking discussion of a crime wave sweeping the nation: roving gangs of lesbians raping straight women and beating up straight men. These violent, irrational women even carry guns that are painted pink.

He backed up this claim by interviewing a "crime expert" who gave us this report:

[Rod] Wheeler, a Washington, D.C., Metropolitan Police Department officer-turned-paid Fox News commentator, launched right in: "Well, you know, there is this national underground network, if you will, Bill, of women that's lesbians and also some men groups that's actually recruiting kids as young as 10 years old in a lot of the schools in the communities all across the country," he reported. "And they actually carry a number of weapons. And they commit a number of crimes."

Wow, who will save us from this scourge of dykes with guns?

Umm, you might not want to push the panic button yet. According to actual cops, they don't know what the fuck O'Reilly's talking about either.

Gaithersburg, Md., Detective Patrick Word, president of the Mid-Atlantic Regional Gang Investigators Network, an intelligence-sharing organization of 400 criminal justice professionals in Maryland, Washington, D.C., and Virginia, said there is no evidence whatsoever of a lesbian gang epidemic in his region. "Our membership reports only one lesbian gang," Word told the Intelligence Report.

And you might want to check the credentials of Fox News' "expert".

According to Wheeler's personal website, he is a member of Jericho City of Praise, a conservative Christian megachurch in Landover, Md., whose leadership publicly advocates against equal rights for gays and lesbians. The website details Wheeler's 500-plus appearances on MSNBC, Court TV and Fox News Channel shows including "The O'Reilly Factor," "On the Record With Greta Van Sustern," and "Hannity & Colmes."

Ahh, Fox News. Bullshit news for wingnuts, delivered by nutjobs. What a great network.

Full article, with even more wacko homophobic rambling from O'Reilly and his "expert", here:

http://www.splcenter.org/intel/news/item.jsp?site_area=1&aid=274

Furtherman
07-06-2007, 02:21 PM
O'Reilly? The rapist? I question anyone's intelligence who listens to him.

SHANEFROMGA
07-06-2007, 02:29 PM
Well, you know, there is this national underground network, if you will, Bill, of women that's lesbians and also some men groups that's actually recruiting kids as young as 10 years old in a lot of the schools in the communities all across the country," he reported. "And they actually carry a number of weapons. And they commit a number of crimes."

whats bill worried about, the ten year olds raping grown ups for a change?

Fat_Sunny
07-06-2007, 02:31 PM
I question anyone's intelligence who listens to him.

So You're Calling KnoxHarrington An Idiot?

fohat
07-06-2007, 02:35 PM
So You're Calling KnoxHarrington An Idiot?

OH SNAP

Fortunatley no one can hear him around here now (no more o'rielly on JFK)

scottinnj
07-06-2007, 03:41 PM
Missed that show. Probabably would have cranked one out watching.

Yerdaddy
07-06-2007, 07:00 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/515151_2c6c2a6879.jpg?v=0

jetdog
07-07-2007, 05:52 AM
Is Brian K Vaughn writing for him now?

DolaMight
07-07-2007, 05:59 AM
So You're Calling KnoxHarrington An Idiot?

I'm calling KnoxHarrington a character assassin.

KnoxHarrington
07-07-2007, 08:49 AM
I'm calling KnoxHarrington a character assassin.

Yeah, that sounds pretty good to me.

Read the whole article for more weirdness. The "expert" sounds like he really got himself into a froth imagining lesbians beating up guys and making young, pert, nubile girls do their Sapphic bidding. I think it's all part of a porno he jacked it to before he went on the air.

epo
07-07-2007, 09:22 AM
The beauty is that people like Bill O'Reilly must make writing for the Onion one of the more fun jobs on the planet.

The Onion: America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/index).

I will seriously be shocked if they don't mock this "story" in the coming weeks.

Furtherman
08-10-2007, 11:30 AM
O'Reilly had a column in the paper today that I usually never even bother wasting my time with but I saw he was giving a movie review...rather bashing... the Bourne Ultimatium. It was called "Bourne to be Anti-American", saying the movie was anti-American.


Batshit crazy indeed. I can't wait for the first parrot to tell me it's anti-American. Because I know all I'll have to ask is if they saw it. It'll be no, just like O'Reilly, spreading his bullshit again. Asshole.

KnoxHarrington
08-10-2007, 07:00 PM
O'Reilly had a column in the paper today that I usually never even bother wasting my time with but I saw he was giving a movie review...rather bashing... the Bourne Ultimatium. It was called "Bourne to be Anti-American", saying the movie was anti-American.


Batshit crazy indeed. I can't wait for the first parrot to tell me it's anti-American. Because I know all I'll have to ask is if they saw it. It'll be no, just like O'Reilly, spreading his bullshit again. Asshole.

I read an article about that, and it really sounds like O'Reilly didn't actually see the movie, because his description of it didn't sound a whole lot like the actual movie.

Or maybe it's just hard to concentrate with a vibrator in your ass.

Bulldogcakes
08-11-2007, 03:19 AM
I think I sent this in to 'Penthouse letters' once.