Ask Black Earl From The Future.......

[ag]

ok whatda think, Ask Black Earl From The Future whats in your Future. Make that a folder under off topic, just as a goof(BUUP)I know it probally wont happen but whada think?

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[girl germs]

i don't want to know what's in my future, but i've been dying to know what whoopi goldberg's favorite entenmann's is...do you know that? i'm sure all of america has been dying to know this.

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[JustJon]

I think you have the wrong show

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[The Belcher]

I would like to know which will die first. Bob Hope or the spunk in my Kleenex.

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[Sheeplovr]

Ask gwen she knows the furture

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[ag]

BALCK EARL FROM THE FUTURE ANSWERS

Whopppie's Favorite Enitmans:Chocolate chocolate chip cookies

What will die First?Bob Hope or the spunk in my Kleenex?

Black Earl From the Future sees Bob Hope Dying before the Spunk in your kleenex

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[The Belcher]

Oh, great Black Earl From The Future, I have a few more questions. If you may be so kind as to answer these, I would be so grateful that I will save you the turkey's ass from the Thanksgiving Cadaver tomorrow.

1. I keep dating hot KOOKS, and then dump them after a date or two once I realize they're full of bullshit, have hidden agendas, or are suspected of having diseases (I split before I TOUCH). When will this trend end? Friday maybe?

2. When will you be a guest on the Art Bell show?

3. Where does the missing sock end up after I do my laundry? Will the world ever find out where they're massing to attack?

4. When the Earth blew up and they took us here to this planet in secret on the Great Mommy Ship and didn't tell the stupider people because..... um..... never mind. But, will this happen again?

5. Will I have a 7th question?

6. Will the poop that we flush every day ever come back to haunt us?

8. When will Marvin Hamlisch come out with a hit single?

Thank you, Oh Great One. I eagerly await your response. I will hold my breath until I hear from you. I will hold it in a Ziploc bag if that's okay.



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[ag]

Black Earl From the Future has seen the answers to your questions so here they are


1. I see you marring a KOOK in the next 5 years. She drives you nuts, you divorce her, end up gving the bitch half of everything you own. However, that will only happen for 2 months. After those 2 months of paying her your life, she ends up being hit by a train in the back of the head, because she was looking the wrong way down the tracks when it came.

2. I will never be a guest on the Art Bell show, he will mysteriously disapear in the year 2008. Rumor has it, he was abducted by a UFO.

3. At the current time Black Earl from the Future is seeing that Art Bell talks about it on his next eppisode.

4. First off, the earth never blows up. Allthought we do have our troubles with asteroids htting the earth, that only land in the ocean and small farms. Thats about it, So I dont know what your talking about with the earth blowing up and stuff.

5. no

6. YES, Bewear the poo you flush comes back to haunt us all in the year 2999!However the good news is that it takes us a month til kill all the little shits running around with this chemical called Antishit.

8. What the hell are you smoking? Marvin Hamlisch come out with a single? HA HA HA!!

9. Allthough you didnt ask this, someone is asking me if JustJon will ever have anything good to say, for some odd reason I dont see anything interesting about this man. Maybe its just late, and I might have forgoten a few things try back later, amye Ill have a better answer.


I hope my look inot the future has been helpfull, please do not hessitate to ask Black Earl From The Future your Questions about what lies ahead of your lives.

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[The Belcher]

Dear Black Earl,

Was it just a cold-sore, like she said?

Thanks.


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Black Earl From the Future says:

Might have been

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[JerseyRich]

Dear BEFTF,
Will sheeplovr finish high school with his poor grasp of the English language?

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#833 seeeeyuh!

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Black Earl from the Future has seen the answer to your question:

Sheeplover will finish HS and go on to be a sucessfull person in life. I see soemthing involing writing for a major TV show or movie

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