How long with you last with Blowjob Man?

[LordJezo]

So the deal you get is that for every day you get a blowjob from Blowjob Man you get $5,000 cash tax free. The only stipulation is that you cannot skip a day of getting blowjobs from Blowjob Man and you must reach completion. If you go on vacation Blowjob Man must come with you and if you are sick you must still be able to climax for Blowjob Man. There are no days off. It is $5,000 a day until you miss a day of getting a blowjob from Blowjob Man.

Blowjob Man is a very friendly man. Him and his family would be friends with you and your family. He'll do your taxes, come to family picnics, help you work around the house. He is pretty much the best male friend a guy could have. You and him get along very well, talk about the day's news, sports, and other current events. He's a good golfing buddy if you'd like him to be or maybe he'll go on fishing trips. Anything you want is what you would have in Blowjob Man. The only difference between him and your best male friend is that you need to get a blowjob from him at least once a day in order to get your $5,000 cash. Every single day a blowjob from him or you lose the deal of $5,000 a day. When you go on vacation he comes with you, so if you are on a cruise you'd have to book him a cabin as well. The cruise would be completely normal except that each day you get a blowjob from Blowjob Man. If you skip a day or miss him the deal ends and you no longer get to collect $5,000 a day. The whole process would be very clinical. He'd come in, you guys would small chat like you do with a doctor before he examines your colon, and then the blowjob would commence. Afterwards everyone would clean up and everyone would go on their merry way. The receiver getting $5,000.

I would be strong for the first couple of weeks. The constant $5,000 in my pocket would help pay off a lot of bills and help around the house. It would be nice to get a blowjob everyday and know I am getting tons of money for it. Sure, it might be a dude who is giving it to me but I can just close my eyes and not have to think about it. I think that after a few weeks I would just get sick of the constant oral sex and need a break. I might want some time to myself or I might start developing a tolerance to the blowjobs and be unable to complete. I'd end up skipping a day and the deal of a lifetime would be over.

You might wonder what is in it for Blowjob Man. He has a deal with someone that every day he gives you a blowjob he gets $15,000 cash, so it's in his best interests to keep on blowing you.

So how long do would you last knowing that it's $5,000 a day in your pocket for just getting a little oral action from a good pal?

[StupidGirlllll]

What the hell are you talking about? This is the most retarded thing since the shit eating thing.

[AngelAmy]

I want a blowjob from blowjob man!!!

I would love him as a friend

[mikeyboy]

Does he wear a cape?

[Fat_Sunny]

What the hell are you talking about? This is the most retarded thing since the shit eating thing.

F_S Agrees With You On The Sh*t Eating Thing, SG, But His Post Here Is Pure Genius. It's Like That Movie Where Robert Redford Will Pay A Million Dollars To Sleep With The Wife Of The Guy From Cheers. It Is The Traditional "How Much Would You Whore Yourself" For Challenge, Updated In Jezo-Esque Homo-Erotic Style.

At The Bottom Of It, Though, F_S Thinks That Jezo Is Really Using This Topic As A Clever Way To Recruit Guys To Blow.

[LordJezo]

Does he wear a cape?

Like I said in the post, he'll be whatever it is you want in a man. If you want Blowjob Man to wear a cape then Blowjob Man will wear a cape. All you need to do is sit back and relax and collect $5,000 a day for getting oral pleasure from him.

(I know that was a sarcastic question but just in case someone was wondering that when contemplating the deal I figured I would help answer.)

[StupidGirlllll]

Like I said in the post, he'll be whatever it is you want in a man. If you want Blowjob Man to wear a cape then Blowjob Man will wear a cape. All you need to do is sit back and relax and collect $5,000 a day for getting oral pleasure from him.

(I know that was a sarcastic question but just in case someone was wondering that when contemplating the deal I figured I would help answer.)


bit I really think if you are a real man the thought of some guys mustashe on your cock would turn you off & make it harder for you to cum. Thats just my intake. Cause if I am not into girls & she is sucking my shit even if I fantasise that 50 is sucking my shit, I will not be able to cum.

[Reephdweller]

Does he wear a cape?




:lol:

[grlNIN]

There are more discreet ways of asking Mojo out.

[FUNKMAN]

as long as he's not sportin a bristley moustache


get the fuck out of here you sick bastid...

[weekapaugjz]

http://www.thethirteenthstep.com/stfu/thisthreadsucks.gif

(i stole this from bdc in another thread, but it had to be done)

[Don Stugots]

i do not want one blowjob from blowjob man. this thread is further proof that Lord Jezo is gay.

[Jughead]

I'm: scared again......

[DolaMight]

Sounds like a reality show on the Logo network. Sure you didn't fall asleep watching TV and accidentally ripped off a concept?

[lleeder]

Like I said in the post, he'll be whatever it is you want in a man.

Then he better have a vagina and tits.

[cougarjake13]

So the deal you get is that for every day you get a blowjob from Blowjob Man you get $5,000 cash tax free. The only stipulation is that you cannot skip a day of getting blowjobs from Blowjob Man and you must reach completion. If you go on vacation Blowjob Man must come with you and if you are sick you must still be able to climax for Blowjob Man. There are no days off. It is $5,000 a day until you miss a day of getting a blowjob from Blowjob Man.

Blowjob Man is a very friendly man. Him and his family would be friends with you and your family. He'll do your taxes, come to family picnics, help you work around the house. He is pretty much the best male friend a guy could have. You and him get along very well, talk about the day's news, sports, and other current events. He's a good golfing buddy if you'd like him to be or maybe he'll go on fishing trips. Anything you want is what you would have in Blowjob Man. The only difference between him and your best male friend is that you need to get a blowjob from him at least once a day in order to get your $5,000 cash. Every single day a blowjob from him or you lose the deal of $5,000 a day. When you go on vacation he comes with you, so if you are on a cruise you'd have to book him a cabin as well. The cruise would be completely normal except that each day you get a blowjob from Blowjob Man. If you skip a day or miss him the deal ends and you no longer get to collect $5,000 a day. The whole process would be very clinical. He'd come in, you guys would small chat like you do with a doctor before he examines your colon, and then the blowjob would commence. Afterwards everyone would clean up and everyone would go on their merry way. The receiver getting $5,000.

I would be strong for the first couple of weeks. The constant $5,000 in my pocket would help pay off a lot of bills and help around the house. It would be nice to get a blowjob everyday and know I am getting tons of money for it. Sure, it might be a dude who is giving it to me but I can just close my eyes and not have to think about it. I think that after a few weeks I would just get sick of the constant oral sex and need a break. I might want some time to myself or I might start developing a tolerance to the blowjobs and be unable to complete. I'd end up skipping a day and the deal of a lifetime would be over.

You might wonder what is in it for Blowjob Man. He has a deal with someone that every day he gives you a blowjob he gets $15,000 cash, so it's in his best interests to keep on blowing you.

So how long do would you last knowing that it's $5,000 a day in your pocket for just getting a little oral action from a good pal?

well first i was gonna say whats in it for bj man but you explained that

but whats in it for the guy or girl giving up the 15000 to bj man ???

[cupcakelove]

I'm not sure what you're asking, but no, I do not want a blow job from a man.

[Recyclerz]

Does he wear a cape?


The Magic 8-ball says Yes


http://www.liberace.com/images/postcard8.jpg


PS I think this might have been LJ's essay on his application to the Log Cabin Republicans. Good luck, man!

[SatCam]

Does he give good head? Not that I want to enjoy it but if I have to climax it must be stimulating. I would probably go for a week which would bring in a nice $35k

[Bulldogcakes]

Jezo, just go ahead (ahem) and become a male escort already. Thats really what youre asking about.

[LiddyRules]

Does Blowjob Man need to do my taxes? I mean, I don't know how good of an accountant he'd be. And if you end up scorning Blowjob Man will he report your previously unreported income to the IRS? I mean, if you do it for like a month, month and a half, you'd have a lot of spending cash and I think I can handle BJM for 2 months. I mean it's just a blow job

[Turtle]

Like I said in the post, he'll be whatever it is you want in a man.

But I don't want anything in a man. Can he be that? Can he be nothing?

And why does it have to be Blowjob Man, can't it be "Orthodonticaly Enhanced, Socially Retarded, Grotesquely Deformed & Hideously Ugly Blowjob Girl?

[DonInNC]

Does Blowjob Man need to do my taxes? I mean, I don't know how good of an accountant he'd be. And if you end up scorning Blowjob Man will he report your previously unreported income to the IRS? I mean, if you do it for like a month, month and a half, you'd have a lot of spending cash and I think I can handle BJM for 2 months. I mean it's just a blow job

I think blowjob man would be doing it under the table.

[DolaMight]

If only someone knew the true identity of blowjobman

soo mysterious
http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/2101_5508_1.jpg
Who is this blowjobman?
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030130/16916__1dd_l.jpg

[Devo37]

you are a bizarre person, Jezo. is this another of your Sheepy fantasies??

[cougarjake13]

But I don't want anything in a man. Can he be that? Can he be nothing?

And why does it have to be Blowjob Man, can't it be "Orthodonticaly Enhanced, Socially Retarded, Grotesquely Deformed & Hideously Ugly Blowjob Girl?

b/c thats too easy

[Marc with a c]

only one a day?

[Yerdaddy]

Do you need us to bring some crystal meth or have you got your own?

[Death Metal Moe]

I saw all that text he typed that just hit REPLY so I could poke fun at him.

You think I'm gonna read all that? And the thread is about Blowjob Man too? Fuck that dude.

You are a creepy little weirdo.

[SHANEFROMGA]

blowjob man sounds like a crappies stephen king character from one of his short stories.

"....blowjob man came to the door, he could he the hear the killerclown-lawn mower-plymoth fury on the other side breathing heavily........."

[oh_kee_pa]

Do i have to get a blowjob every day?

[Bulldogcakes]

http://travssiteinnitdan.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/blowup-blowjob.gif

[Bulldogcakes]

http://www3.telus.net/planetkevin/files/ForumPics/gay_thread.jpg

http://premium1.uploadit.org/DJShamrock/Thread-Gay-Disturbing-copy.jpg

[sailor]

can i substitute a hot chick for the dude for half the money? if so, i'm in.

[LordJezo]

but whats in it for the guy or girl giving up the 15000 to bj man ???

That one is easy, he's a Vietnam vet who lost his penis during a horrible war accident / medical experiment and was given an almost unlimited amount of money by the US government to keep quiet about it. He's is now just an old crazy rich man who has lost his mind due to his lack of penis.

Do i have to get a blowjob every day?

Just every day until you decide that it is no longer worth $5,000 a blow job. Once you skip a day the offer is gone and you can not resume getting $5,000 a blow job. The offer requires you to get one consecutive days in a row to keep it going.

[oh_kee_pa]

That one is easy, he's a Vietnam vet who lost his penis during a horrible war accident / medical experiment and was given an almost unlimited amount of money by the US government to keep quiet about it. He's is now just an old crazy rich man who has lost his mind due to his lack of penis.



Just every day until you decide that it is no longer worth $5,000 a blow job. Once you skip a day the offer is gone and you can not resume getting $5,000 a blow job. The offer requires you to get one consecutive days in a row to keep it going.

what if i do it every other day... can i get 2500?

[sailor]

what if i do it every other day... can i get 2500?

you'd rather that than for a hot girl everyday for the same money? tsk-tsk.

[oh_kee_pa]

you'd rather that than for a hot girl everyday for the same money? tsk-tsk.

well clearly the hot girl is out of the equation... i think the point of the question is would you let a guy go down on you for money, and for how much

[sailor]

well clearly the hot girl is out of the equation... i think the point of the question is would you let a guy go down on you for money, and for how much

i put the hot girl idea out there and was not rebuffed. i still stand by it. so there.

[oh_kee_pa]

i put the hot girl idea out there and was not rebuffed. i still stand by it. so there.

ok... so lets say it's only 50 bucks a day... you then have the option
Hot Chick - $50 bucks a day
Dude - $5000 a day

then, after the dude, if you want you could pay the chick $1000 to take care of business for you, but it must be after the dude

[midwestjeff]

ok... so lets say it's only 50 bucks a day... you then have the option
Hot Chick - $50 bucks a day
Dude - $5000 a day

then, after the dude, if you want you could pay the chick $1000 to take care of business for you, but it must be after the dude

Why pay $1000 for a blowjob after you just got paid $5000 to get one? If you are going to have to finish with a dude every day then any extra sexual activity is going to hurt your chances of getting aroused and possibly cause you to lose the deal.

How bad would it suck to accept this deal and then not be able to finish the first day so that all you get out of it is the shame of lettting a dude suck your dick for free?

[cougarjake13]

That one is easy, he's a Vietnam vet who lost his penis during a horrible war accident / medical experiment and was given an almost unlimited amount of money by the US government to keep quiet about it. He's is now just an old crazy rich man who has lost his mind due to his lack of penis.



Just every day until you decide that it is no longer worth $5,000 a blow job. Once you skip a day the offer is gone and you can not resume getting $5,000 a blow job. The offer requires you to get one consecutive days in a row to keep it going.

but if the govt gave him an unlimited amount of money to stay quiet why would he need 15,000 a day to be blowjobman ????

[cougarjake13]

Why pay $1000 for a blowjob after you just got paid $5000 to get one? If you are going to have to finish with a dude every day then any extra sexual activity is going to hurt your chances of getting aroused and possibly cause you to lose the deal.

How bad would it suck to accept this deal and then not be able to finish the first day so that all you get out of it is the shame of lettting a dude suck your dick for free?

that would suck

[DolaMight]

That one is easy, he's a Vietnam vet who lost his penis during a horrible war accident / medical experiment and was given an almost unlimited amount of money by the US government to keep quiet about it. He's is now just an old crazy rich man who has lost his mind due to his lack of penis.



Just every day until you decide that it is no longer worth $5,000 a blow job. Once you skip a day the offer is gone and you can not resume getting $5,000 a blow job. The offer requires you to get one consecutive days in a row to keep it going.



Wow, you're really serious with this concept.

Can you use the 5000$ a day to force your LordJezo-boy-toy into surgery to have his body parts replaced with dead people girl parts. Like that doctor from O&A who implants dead people dick in dicks to make them bigger. Same idea but I just replace LordJezo-boy-toy upper torso with female dead people torso etc until the LordJezo-boy-toy is 100% woman? Can I do that?

[Dingbat_Charlie]

ok... so lets say it's only 50 bucks a day... you then have the option
Hot Chick - $50 bucks a day
Dude - $5000 a day

then, after the dude, if you want you could pay the chick $1000 to take care of business for you, but it must be after the dude

what's the going rate on a golden retriever? Is peanut butter complimentary or would I have to supply my own?

[cougarjake13]

what about if you recieved 10,000 a day to give blowjobs, same scenario, must be consecutive days and once a day

how long would you last ???

[LiddyRules]

what about if you recieved 10,000 a day to give blowjobs, same scenario, must be consecutive days and once a day

how long would you last ??? That's unfair. If the guy is officially Blowjob Man, you have to assume he knows how to give blowjobs. But most of us guys have never had a cock in our mouth and wouldn't know how to give a blowjob properly. I don't want to be working on some guy, unable to get him off due to lack of knowledge/practice, and look all silly on my knees as his cock gets more and more flaccid in my mouth while I'm out of the money. Also, I'm no whore.

[sailor]

but if the govt gave him an unlimited amount of money to stay quiet why would he need 15,000 a day to be blowjobman ????

he was speaking of the benefactor, not the blower. he would be giving 15k, not receiving it.

[Turtle]

That's unfair... he knows how to give blowjobs... most of us ... have ... a cock in our mouth and ...know how to give a blowjob properly. I don't want to be working on some guy, unable to get him off due to lack of knowledge/practice, and look all silly on my knees as his cock gets more and more flaccid in my mouth...
smiley wavey had thing budaaay

[SatCam]

So is Blowjob Man the same person? Or does everyone have their own Blowjob Man?

[DarkHippie]

I think i would let him blow me as many days as possible and quit my job. Treat it like work. 'Man, i gotta go get a blowjob from Roy. The work sucks but the pay is good."

[Turtle]

So is Blowjob Man the same person? Or does everyone have their own Blowjob Man?

The thought of an army of blowjob men is just disturbing.

[SatCam]

I think i would let him blow me as many days as possible and quit my job. Treat it like work. 'Man, i gotta go get a blowjob from Roy. The work sucks but the pay is good."

weekends a must

[SatCam]

The thought of an army of blowjob men is just disturbing.

There is a Blowjob man in all of us

[Turtle]

There is a Blowjob man in all of us

Look! In the bedroom...it's Blowjob man! Wait no, it's Asssex man.

[FUNKMAN]

will he tickle the balls?

[Turtle]

will he tickle the balls?

I thinks that's a given.

[FUNKMAN]

will he tickle the balls?

I thinks that's a given.

can you grab him by his hair and really slam it in good?

[Turtle]

can you grab him by his hair and really slam it in good?

What if he has a crew cut or male pattern baldness?

[FUNKMAN]

can you grab him by his hair and really slam it in good?

What if he has a crew cut or male pattern baldness?

hopefully he'll have big ears

[Marc with a c]

What if he has a crew cut or male pattern baldness?

ew. then i wouldn't do it

[Turtle]

ew. then i wouldn't do it

well then you're done with blowjob man.

[Turtle]

hopefully he'll have big ears

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nice job.

[FUNKMAN]

will he look something like this but instead he'll be in a " Got Cum " ad??

http://www.theforce.net/humor/episodei/pics/gotmilk.jpg

[Friday]

does blowjob man massage the taint? cause if not then he will lose value.

or so i hear

[FUNKMAN]

does blowjob man massage the taint? cause if not then he will lose value.

or so i hear

you have great hearing!

[SatCam]

does he use hands? any hands and he is not true to his name

[FUNKMAN]

do you get any extra money for pre-cum?

[Friday]

does he use hands? any hands and he is not true to his name

ahhhh sweet youth! so much living left to do!

if he is truly doing his job right, he should be utilizing both hands and his mouth at all times.

[DolaMight]

ahhhh sweet youth! so much living left to do!

if he is truly doing his job right, he should be utilizing both hands and his mouth at all times.


Yuck, a girl talking about blowjobs, that's gross. This thread has just crossed the line of depravity.

[Yerdaddy]

That one is easy, he's a Vietnam vet who lost his penis during a horrible war accident / medical experiment and was given an almost unlimited amount of money by the US government to keep quiet about it. He's is now just an old crazy rich man who has lost his mind due to his lack of penis.

He's The Manchewing Candidate?

I mean you're The Manchewing Candidate?

[SatCam]

ahhhh sweet youth! so much living left to do!

if he is truly doing his job right, he should be utilizing both hands and his mouth at all times.

let me clarify first

hands on the shaft




and youre just gonna let that hearing comment by funkman slide???

[Yerdaddy]

i put the hot girl idea out there and was not rebuffed. i still stand by it. so there.

LordJizzo: "Nooooooo! I'm the one who sucks things! Sluuuurrrp!"

[foodcourtdruide]

So the deal you get is that for every day you get a blowjob from Blowjob Man you get $5,000 cash tax free. The only stipulation is that you cannot skip a day of getting blowjobs from Blowjob Man and you must reach completion. If you go on vacation Blowjob Man must come with you and if you are sick you must still be able to climax for Blowjob Man. There are no days off. It is $5,000 a day until you miss a day of getting a blowjob from Blowjob Man.

Blowjob Man is a very friendly man. Him and his family would be friends with you and your family. He'll do your taxes, come to family picnics, help you work around the house. He is pretty much the best male friend a guy could have. You and him get along very well, talk about the day's news, sports, and other current events. He's a good golfing buddy if you'd like him to be or maybe he'll go on fishing trips. Anything you want is what you would have in Blowjob Man. The only difference between him and your best male friend is that you need to get a blowjob from him at least once a day in order to get your $5,000 cash. Every single day a blowjob from him or you lose the deal of $5,000 a day. When you go on vacation he comes with you, so if you are on a cruise you'd have to book him a cabin as well. The cruise would be completely normal except that each day you get a blowjob from Blowjob Man. If you skip a day or miss him the deal ends and you no longer get to collect $5,000 a day. The whole process would be very clinical. He'd come in, you guys would small chat like you do with a doctor before he examines your colon, and then the blowjob would commence. Afterwards everyone would clean up and everyone would go on their merry way. The receiver getting $5,000.

I would be strong for the first couple of weeks. The constant $5,000 in my pocket would help pay off a lot of bills and help around the house. It would be nice to get a blowjob everyday and know I am getting tons of money for it. Sure, it might be a dude who is giving it to me but I can just close my eyes and not have to think about it. I think that after a few weeks I would just get sick of the constant oral sex and need a break. I might want some time to myself or I might start developing a tolerance to the blowjobs and be unable to complete. I'd end up skipping a day and the deal of a lifetime would be over.

You might wonder what is in it for Blowjob Man. He has a deal with someone that every day he gives you a blowjob he gets $15,000 cash, so it's in his best interests to keep on blowing you.

So how long do would you last knowing that it's $5,000 a day in your pocket for just getting a little oral action from a good pal?

I would do this for 4 years. After 4 years I'd have $8 mil.

5 grand a day.. that's a lot of bananas.

[FUNKMAN]

can I request Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler?

edit: to accommodate my girth

[midwestjeff]

can I request Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler?

Those guys would be hard to get, but I bet Earl could get Ron Wood for you.
Or even better, Lou Reed.

[Yerdaddy]

Can I request Funkman?

[FUNKMAN]

Can I request Funkman?

http://www.frenchky.com/gifdivers/36_5_2.gif

[SinA]

I'm going to say FOREVER,

but secretly me and blowjob man are just going to lie and split the 20k/day for ourselves, without all the gayness.

[drjoek]

I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry was #1 at the box office this weekend 34.8 Million dollars. I believe this is somehow relevent to this discussion

[Furtherman]

How long with you last with Blowjob Man?


No deal.

But I would pay Kickballs Man five grand to pay you a visit.

[Jujubees2]

I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry was #1 at the box office this weekend 34.8 Million dollars. I believe this is somehow relevent to this discussion

I can't believe that. I saw the trailer and it looked so stupid! I guess Sandler is still a big draw.

[ScottFromGA]

I want a blowjob from blowjob man!!!

I would love him as a friend

If Blowjob Man consists of getting you an SSR...count me in!!

[ryno1974]

At least 5 years. Maybe 10. Then I buy an island in the south pacific, kill blowjob man for sucking my dick for all those years, and move away never to be seen again.

Course if I BECAME blowjob man I would only have to work for a couple of years...........

How bad could cum taste anyway?

[buzzard]

You post the most ridiculous ideas and that doesn't even begin to cover what I think of you,Jezo you rock!..without peeps like you message boards would literally suck! thanks fer the laugh...and the cringe...I don't need or want money that badly!:dry:

[keithy_19]

bit I really think if you are a real man the thought of some guys mustashe on your cock would turn you off & make it harder for you to cum. Thats just my intake. Cause if I am not into girls & she is sucking my shit even if I fantasise that 50 is sucking my shit, I will not be able to cum.

I wouldn't be able to do it. I would never be able to get it up.

[midwestjeff]

I wouldn't be able to do it. I would never be able to get it up.

LIES!!!!

[Gvac]

Where is that guy when you really need him?

[denko]

$5k a day = $1.82m a year... KEEP THEM COMING BJ MAN!

[torker]

Where is that guy when you really need him?
:bye:

[OGC]

How the fuck did I miss this thread the first time it came out ?

Before I can answer your question I need to know one thing .

Does Blowjob Man know vroom vroom ?

[LordJezo]

How the fuck did I miss this thread the first time it came out ?

Before I can answer your question I need to know one thing .

Does Blowjob Man know vroom vroom ?

Hmm, didn't think about that back when Blowjob Man was created.. I suppose he would vroom vroom you if you asked him since his entire job is to get you to orgasm, if vroom vroom helped that process along then it might be fine.

I don't think Blowjob Man would teabag or rim though. That's going too far.

[reillyluck]

I don't think Blowjob Man would teabag or rim though. That's going too far.

blowjob man blows.

[denko]

he's getting paid enough, you think he'd do whatever you ask.

[Marc with a c]

is that what lleeder was dressed as for halloween?

[NITRON]

So the deal you get is that for every day you get a blowjob from Blowjob Man you get $5,000 cash tax free. The only stipulation is that you cannot skip a day of getting blowjobs from Blowjob Man and you must reach completion. If you go on vacation Blowjob Man must come with you and if you are sick you must still be able to climax for Blowjob Man. There are no days off. It is $5,000 a day until you miss a day of getting a blowjob from Blowjob Man.

Blowjob Man is a very friendly man. Him and his family would be friends with you and your family. He'll do your taxes, come to family picnics, help you work around the house. He is pretty much the best male friend a guy could have. You and him get along very well, talk about the day's news, sports, and other current events. He's a good golfing buddy if you'd like him to be or maybe he'll go on fishing trips. Anything you want is what you would have in Blowjob Man. The only difference between him and your best male friend is that you need to get a blowjob from him at least once a day in order to get your $5,000 cash. Every single day a blowjob from him or you lose the deal of $5,000 a day. When you go on vacation he comes with you, so if you are on a cruise you'd have to book him a cabin as well. The cruise would be completely normal except that each day you get a blowjob from Blowjob Man. If you skip a day or miss him the deal ends and you no longer get to collect $5,000 a day. The whole process would be very clinical. He'd come in, you guys would small chat like you do with a doctor before he examines your colon, and then the blowjob would commence. Afterwards everyone would clean up and everyone would go on their merry way. The receiver getting $5,000.

I would be strong for the first couple of weeks. The constant $5,000 in my pocket would help pay off a lot of bills and help around the house. It would be nice to get a blowjob everyday and know I am getting tons of money for it. Sure, it might be a dude who is giving it to me but I can just close my eyes and not have to think about it. I think that after a few weeks I would just get sick of the constant oral sex and need a break. I might want some time to myself or I might start developing a tolerance to the blowjobs and be unable to complete. I'd end up skipping a day and the deal of a lifetime would be over.

You might wonder what is in it for Blowjob Man. He has a deal with someone that every day he gives you a blowjob he gets $15,000 cash, so it's in his best interests to keep on blowing you.

So how long do would you last knowing that it's $5,000 a day in your pocket for just getting a little oral action from a good pal?

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Gmann]

Where is that guy when you really need him?

craving some man lips around your member are ya?

[alabamatrucker]

Im not into guys but even some straight guys would do this. I think it wouldnt last long because you would get tired of it and its disgusting. I think maybe 2-3 weeks would be the max for most people. I cant even imagine this nonsense.

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