Mayor McCheese [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

King Hippos Bandaid

07-24-2007, 04:30 PM

Is He a Great Mayor who can make your Town Safe

or is he a Burger Faced Pervert who secretly Stalks the Fry Kids

Pros

I love his monocle ...
The Hamburgler is in Jail
Birdie the Early Bird finally got Chicken Breast implants

Cons

Grimace is in trouble for selling the Secret Sauce to Burger King
Chief Advisor Ronald McDonald is going thru a Nasty Divorce, after being outed...
Mayor McCheese may serve a better purpose being dinner

http://www.brownfish.com/images/mayorshot.jpg

http://www.tshirtbitch.com/images/thumb/mcdmayormccheese.jpg

:king:

cupcakelove

07-24-2007, 04:34 PM

He's a corrupt pervert, but I'll still vote for him.

FUNKMAN

07-24-2007, 04:35 PM

great mayor

he had to make it out from under

Hottub

07-24-2007, 04:38 PM

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7194/rimshotcx8.gif

FUNKMAN

07-24-2007, 04:41 PM

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7194/rimshotcx8.gif

now that's cute... thanks budday

Don Stugots

07-24-2007, 04:43 PM

i would like to bite his right cheek.

DarkHippie

07-24-2007, 04:52 PM

mayor McCheese is a mench

Fezticle98

07-24-2007, 04:59 PM

He is a corrupt pervert, but provides a more appetizing alternative than the brutal reign of the Burger King.

cougarjake13

07-24-2007, 05:12 PM

corrupt pervert

but i heard he once had a thing with wendy

Reynolds

07-24-2007, 05:15 PM

http://nicholaswong.no-ip.info/image/2007/01/070115-1.jpg

Remember this guy?

Fezticle98

07-24-2007, 05:17 PM

http://nicholaswong.no-ip.info/image/2007/01/070115-1.jpg

Remember this guy?

Jay Leno?

FUNKMAN

07-24-2007, 05:36 PM

http://nicholaswong.no-ip.info/image/2007/01/070115-1.jpg

Remember this guy?

Jay Leno?

Dan Akroyd?

Judge Smails

07-24-2007, 06:03 PM

http://www.tshirtbitch.com/images/thumb/mcdmayormccheese.jpg

Washroom Attendant!

Ma senta' me, tu sei proprio uno sfacim!

BIGASS307Buddays

07-24-2007, 07:22 PM

Vote Grimace.... I don't know what he is but I know he can lead a city

Friday

07-24-2007, 08:38 PM

methinks the Fry Guys might have a thing or two to say about this.....

http://static.flickr.com/31/61616524_efadb8d7d4_m.jpg

Furtherman

07-25-2007, 06:09 AM

Anyone who is mayor for that long is corrupt. He was probably a pervert to begin with.

EliSnow

07-25-2007, 06:14 AM

Mayor McCheese is the true America's Mayor. Fuck Guiliani.

underdog

07-25-2007, 06:16 AM

Grimace is not a criminal!

topless_mike

07-25-2007, 06:19 AM

he's crooked.
hello?????? one of his homies is the http://www.tektonics.org/hamburglar.gif

King Hippos Bandaid

07-25-2007, 06:32 AM

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/i-thought-she-was-18.jpg

A.J.

07-25-2007, 10:47 PM

Mayor McCheese is the true America's Mayor. Fuck Guiliani.

Pffft. He's no Mayor-for-Life!

http://www.theipinionsjournal.com/uploaded_images/marionbarrya-720702.jpg

ChrisTheCop

07-25-2007, 11:19 PM

Lettuce really grill him on the Maccusations, and if he's found to be shakey, I say let him fry!

Until then, Hold the judgement.

aceofspades7

07-26-2007, 04:55 AM

if he's so great why can't he bring back the McDLT?

ScottFromGA

07-26-2007, 06:32 AM

Marc with a c

07-26-2007, 06:53 AM

How can he fit throw doors?

Hottub

07-26-2007, 07:04 AM

if he's so great why can't he bring back the McDLT?

Fuck the McDLT. Cheese was on the cold side.:thumbdown:

Bring back the McRib!!!!!!

SHANEFROMGA

07-26-2007, 07:17 AM

COULD MAYOR McCHEESE KILL THE GRIMACE?

grlNIN

07-26-2007, 08:01 AM

http://nicholaswong.no-ip.info/image/2007/01/070115-1.jpg

Remember this guy?

Who/What is this?

I vaguely remember it in a terrifying way.

King Hippos Bandaid

07-26-2007, 08:12 AM

Who/What is this?

I vaguely remember it in a terrifying way.

Mac Tonight was a mascot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mascot) introduced by McDonald's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonald%27s) restaurants in 1986 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1986). He was intended to advertise McDonald's late night hours to adults. He had a crescent moon for a head, wore a suit and sunglasses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunglasses), and was depicted as being a jazzy lounge singer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lounge_singer). The name was a play on words of the song "Mack the Knife (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mack_the_Knife)", made popular in America (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) by Bobby Darin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Darin). The song that played over the advertisements, called "It's Mac Tonight", was also a variant on that song, but with McDonald's-themed lyrics:
<DL><DD><DL><DD>"When the clock strikes half past 6, babe <DD>time to head for golden lights. <DD>It's a good time for the great taste, --dinner! <DD>At McDonald's, it's Mac Tonight. <DD>Come on make it Mac Tonight!" </DD></DL></DD></DL>Mac Tonight is the only character in the McDonald's world to not appear in the McDonaldland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonaldland) advertisements.
Mac Tonight no longer appears in commercials in the United States, but pictures of him can still be seen in some McDonald's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonald%27s) restaurants.
Talk show host Jay Leno (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Leno) often makes references to his likeness to Mac Tonight and promos for his show during the credits of NBC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBC) programming show his face as a moon.

Credit Wikipedia

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JPMNICK

07-26-2007, 08:14 AM

wow i remember that from when I was little. I would stay up late and watch Johnny Carson and that shit was always on

aceofspades7

07-26-2007, 10:54 AM

Fuck the McDLT. Cheese was on the cold side.:thumbdown:

Bring back the McRib!!!!!!

Them be fightin words asshole!

Seriously, haven't they brought back the mcrib a couple of times over the last couple of years. I could have sworn i saw it. i never ate one - i would always think of kineson's take on it... the mcshit sandwich...

King Hippos Bandaid

07-26-2007, 10:57 AM

Them be fightin words asshole!

Seriously, haven't they brought back the mcrib a couple of times over the last couple of years. I could have sworn i saw it. i never ate one - i would always think of kineson's take on it... the mcshit sandwich...

I have my Save the McRib Tour Shirt somewhere, why did Mcdonalds take away its best Sandwich.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/McRib.jpg

Hottub

07-26-2007, 10:58 AM

You are going to trust a dead coke addict over me?

Good day, sir. Enjoy your cold cheese, you savage.

King Hippos Bandaid

07-26-2007, 11:07 AM

You are going to trust a dead coke addict over me?

Good day, sir. Enjoy your cold cheese, you savage.

:lol:

The Mcdlt was Garbage

Mcrib > All

I would vote for Mayor Mcrib

I secretly LOVED the Arch Deluxe, it was that Adult Peppercorn Bacon

;king:

aceofspades7

07-26-2007, 11:42 AM

You are going to trust a dead coke addict over me?

Good day, sir. Enjoy your cold cheese, you savage.

hahahahaha

and you enjoy yourhttp://kingston.optimuscrime.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/Simpson-Ribwich.jpg

ScottFromGA

07-26-2007, 11:46 AM

I'd end up eating him.

Fezticle98

07-26-2007, 11:50 AM

Didn't McDo's get sued by Bobby Darin over Mac Tonight? They didn't get permission or pay royalties or something.

McRib = Gross

ScottFromGA

07-26-2007, 12:04 PM

Didn't McDo's get sued by Bobby Darin over Mac Tonight? They didn't get permission or pay royalties or something.

McRib = Gross

thats McGross, sir!

ScottFromGA

07-26-2007, 12:09 PM

COULD MAYOR McCHEESE KILL THE GRIMACE?

jeez...no one got this one....

NOTHING.......can kill the Grimace.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/SCOTTFROMGA/250px-Grimace.jpg

Jughead

07-26-2007, 12:13 PM

How can he fit throw doors?

:lol::lol:..Freakin Marc!!!

underdog

07-26-2007, 12:24 PM

jeez...no one got this one....

NOTHING.......can kill the Grimace.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/SCOTTFROMGA/250px-Grimace.jpg

Exactly!

LiddyRules

07-27-2007, 09:29 AM

jeez...no one got this one....

NOTHING.......can kill the Grimace.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/SCOTTFROMGA/250px-Grimace.jpg Ah the Clerks cartoon. Might be the last funny thing Kevin Smith ever did.

If there was a "both" option, then I'd vote.

scottinnj

07-27-2007, 04:47 PM

corrupt pervert

but i heard he once had a thing with wendy

Yes, but he's MY corrupt pervert :diabolical laugh:

ryno1974

07-27-2007, 07:41 PM

King Hippos bandaid, change your font, it is sooooo hard on the eyes.

keithy_19

07-28-2007, 12:22 AM

King Hippos Bandaid

07-28-2007, 05:47 AM

Mayor McCheese is mentioned in James McGreeveys tell-all book. He was also a close friend to former Newark mayor, Sharp James. The defesne rests.

The Burger King would make people work, instead of putting up failed social programs. Pathetic Mayor McCheese, pathetic.

the Burger King has a Backyard full of Dead Hookers

Mayor Mccheese just likes em young

The Burger King would be worse than Hitler

:king:

keithy_19

07-28-2007, 01:27 PM

the Burger King has a Backyard full of Dead Hookers

Mayor Mccheese just likes em young

The Burger King would be worse than Hitler

:king:

These hookers were fouling up the city streets. He gave them one last good time before putting them out of their misery.

And Hitler, as terrible as he was, knew how to unite a disenfranchised country.

I also don't think anyone has the guts to challenge the Burger King. I mean, he's just frightening.