The Newest Sexual Orientation-The Vegansexual

[Bulldogcakes]

Carnivore sex off the menu (http://www.stuff.co.nz/AAMB4/aamsz=300x44_MULTILINK/4147483a6009.html)


Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.


Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.

[DolaMight]

ESD is bi-vegansexual. Didn't he frux some melons or the like. Jelly's on the vegan team as well I believe.

I can't say I ain't attracted to a nice pair of melons myself. Does that make me a Vego?

[sailor]

that's no more a sexual orientation than only dating chicks who share your interests. like if you're a yankees fan who would only date ladies who liked them as well. fuckin' idiots trying to make shit up.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a bulldogsexual is someone who attracted to people who start lame threads and Love posting in the Yankkee Thread

I keed I keed

:king:

[BIGASS307Buddays]

a bulldogsexual is someone who attracted to people who start lame threads and Love posting in the Yankkee Thread

I keed I keed

:king:

your just mad because you have yet to eat a vegetable in your life.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

your just mad because you have yet to eat a vegetable in your life.


I get it , a Fat joke

but I eat Vegetables, while u avoid them

tell everyone about your "spite" diet

Losing weight , so I can't catch up to you

:king:

[JPMNICK]

I get it , a Fat joke

but I eat Vegetables, while u avoid them

tell everyone about your "spite" diet

Losing weight , so I can't catch up to you

:king:

haha spite diet is hysterical

[Bulldogcakes]

a bulldogsexual is someone who attracted to people who start lame threads and Love posting in the Yankkee Thread

I keed I keed

:king:

Hahahahahahahahah! A BULLDOGSEXUAL!

Too bad you cant come up with equally funny stuff about Vegans, sex, meat, and assorted fruits and veggies. Thats the basis of a comedy pyramid my friend!

BTW-Is that Yankee blue you're using??? hhahahahh

[FUNKMAN]

sounds like the females are looking for V-8 inches

[Recyclerz]

She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone.

[PapaBear]

I can't date a girl who won't put sausage in her mouth.

[Recyclerz]

your just mad because you have yet to eat a vegetable in your life.

Rumor has it that one of the hazing rituals for guys starting work in nursing homes a few years ago in Pinellas Park, FL was earning their "Terry Schiavo wings". So that's one of the ways to do it.

[Yerdaddy]

Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/313492.jpg

Apparently women vegansexuals' bodies are made up of mostly MANgo.

[Snoogans]

when i see stories like this, it makes me crave a nice, juicy filet mignon

[A.J.]

when i see stories like this, it makes me crave a nice, juicy filet mignon

Done rare.

[PapaBear]

when i see stories like this, it makes me crave a nice, juicy filet mignon

Done rare.
Is there any other kind?

[IamFogHat]

Stop showing me stories that make me want to go into wild punching sprees.

[CaptClown]

For some strange reason I just want to do her on a bed of rare steaks.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

when i see stories like this, it makes me crave a nice, juicy filet mignon


fucking starving now

I will have lots of Fliet Mignon on my Cruise Sun

:king:

[FUNKMAN]

when i see stories like this, it makes me crave a nice, juicy filet mignon

Done rare.

Is there any other kind?

probably but i'm sure it's rare...

[ChimneyFish]

I guess this is going to be my theme for today.

As I just posted in an entirely different thread:

I hate humans so fucking much.

[Badinia]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/313492.jpg

A global population says "That's OK, vegisexual lady. You keep it."

[JesterOfSadness]

So my body is made up of animal carcasses.


Nice.

[ChimneyFish]

A global population says "That's OK, vegisexual lady. You keep it."

:laugh: I got a good laugh out of that.

[Bulldogcakes]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/313492.jpg

http://www.themakeupgallery.info/central/fantasy/beast/ape/pota/zira2a.jpg

Separated at birth?

[envirogator]

Stop showing me stories that make me want to go into wild punching sprees.

Great fucking post!

[DarkHippie]

I heard that a vegan or vegetarian diet can make your cum taste better. I don't need that, cause my ex said that i had the best tasting cum she ever swallowed, and she was a fucking whore so she would know