Never been to...

[OneEyeJack]

Today for the first time I stopped at a McDonalds.

[SHANEFROMGA]

how did you like your kangaroo meat?

[Doctor Z]

Your childhood must've sucked ass.

[OneEyeJack]

I drive almost everyday and have never seen one before.

[FUNKMAN]

that's cool!

i've never been to spain but i kind of like the music

[OneEyeJack]

I was born in oklahoma, but I really dont remember..

[FUNKMAN]

I was born in oklahoma, but I really dont remember..

oklahoma not arizona?

[OneEyeJack]

what does it matter....

[Crispy123]

What didja eat?

[Judge Smails]

Can one of the mods please add OneEyeJack as one of the choices in my shock poster thread?

[nevnut]

Your childhood must've sucked ass.

There wasn't a McDonald's in my hometown till I was almost sixteen, I don't think my childhood missed anything.

[Doctor Z]

that's cool!

i've never been to spain but i kind of like the music
You got me on that one. :thumbup:

[El Mudo]

I stopped in a Burger King today for the very first time

[OneEyeJack]

I bought this combinational package called a value meal, which consisted of a hamburger, french fried potatoes in a cardboard holder and a soft drink of my choice.

[FUNKMAN]

that's cool!

i've never been to england but i kind of ahhh forget it...

[Crispy123]

I bought this combinational package called a value meal, which consisted of a hamburger, french fried potatoes in a cardboard holder and a soft drink of my choice.

Ooooooooooooooh. So which one didja choose???

[FUNKMAN]

I bought this combinational package called a value meal, which consisted of a hamburger, french fried potatoes in a cardboard holder and a soft drink of my choice.

didja get the shitz like 5 minutes after?

[OneEyeJack]

El Mudo do you know One is the loneliest number that you,ll ever do..
Whats a Burger King/?

[OneEyeJack]

Ooooooooooooooh. So which one didja choose???

7up of coarse!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow, some board has to get One Eyed jack's humor, just not us

:king:

[OneEyeJack]

What grabbed my attention was this hugesign out front in the shape of an M, which I believe stands for McDonalds.

[scottinnj]

Liar Whore! Liar Whore! Liar Whore! And You KNOW IT!

[Snoogans]

what value menu at a mcdonald's has a meal with just 1 hamburger?

[Tall_James]

This is more of a Confessional post than Entertainment. That slight bumping and moving feeling that you are experiencing is due to the thread being relocated.

Don't be alarmed.

[sailor]

This is more of a Confessional post than Entertainment. That slight bumping and moving feeling that you are experiencing is due to the thread being relocated.

Don't be alarmed.

aka, not on MY watch

[Fezticle98]

El Mudo do you know One is the loneliest number that you,ll ever do..
Whats a Burger King/?

More like "who is a Burger King?" And why did you stop in him? You're already there, might as well finish.

[mikeyboy]

Stupid Lies.

You're really working you're way through all of the thread gimmicks, aren't you? What happened to the "can't spell guy" gimmick from last week?

[Fezticle98]

So, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville the other day...

[mikeyboy]

The person who starts the "Never been to Taco Bell" thread gets a three day vacation and maybe a screwdriver to the neck.

[Fezticle98]

The person who starts the "Never been to Taco Bell" thread gets a three day vacation and maybe a screwdriver to the neck.

Krustyburger?

[mikeyboy]

Krustyburger?

4 day vacation and a wicked indian burn.

[Fezticle98]

4 day vacation and a wicked indian burn.

Sounds hot! Where?

[Fallon]

So, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville the other day...

Do they have 'Krusty Brand Partially Gelatinated Non Dairy Gum Based Beverages'?

[Doctor Z]

I could use the vacation...

[Fezticle98]

Do they have 'Krusty Brand Partially Gelatinated Non Dairy Gum Based Beverages'?

Yeah, they call em shakes.

[Fallon]

The person who starts the "Never been to Taco Bell" thread gets a three day vacation and maybe a screwdriver to the neck.

I never thought outside the bun.

[Fezticle98]

Uh oh.

Evil Mikeyboy and his notorious Puerto Rican temper...

[Tall_James]

Send us a postcard!

[mikeyboy]

Dammit. Now I have to carry through on my threats.

[BMoses]

Dammit. Now I have to carry through on my threats.

Bring the thunder mikeyboy!

[Tall_James]

This is why Mikeyboy gets paid the big bucks people.

[lleeder]

Dammit. Now I have to carry through on my threats.

So is a "Never Been to Wendy's Thread" out of the question?

[BeltOfScotch]

http://www.omgpwned.net/media/owned/bike.jpg

[Tall_James]

Now, what about that Indian burn?

[Fezticle98]

So is a "Never Been to Wendy's Thread" out of the question?

May I suggest a "Never Been on Vacation" thread?

[Reephdweller]

It's really good and the food is yummy!

[sailor]

never been there. sounds like chevy's.

[reillyluck]

i should have started this thread, you Chipotle thief!!!!!! :tongue:

[sailor]

i should have started this thread, you Chipotle thief!!!!!! :tonuge:

tonuge!!

wow, that merge fucked me up..."wait, i didn't post in the mcdonald's thread!"

i'm a gonna sit down for a spell.

[reillyluck]

tonuge!!

know idea what youre talking about. :wink:

[prothunderball]

yeah that messed me up.

posting durring a merge can be dangerous.

[Fezticle98]

All of my gems condensed into one thread. Wow!

[nevnut]

Best damn burger west of the Rockies.

[reillyluck]

hahahaha....merged threads!!!


Phace! good job whoever did it!

[sailor]

yeah that messed me up.

posting durring a merge can be dangerous.

yeah, i saw that "wrong thread" of yours at first. it can be dangerous.

[Fallon]

hahahaha....merged threads!!!


Phace! good job whoever did it!

I rawk.

[Fezticle98]

I've never been 2. I skipped that age.

Never been too...

[nevnut]

hahahaha....merged threads!!!


Phace! good job whoever did it!

Damn!!!

Got mine too.

[PapaBear]

I could use the vacation...
:flush:

[OneEyeJack]

another amazing option to this restaurant was a window on the outside of the building where you could drive your car up to and order your meal. Imagine that.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

another amazing option to this restaurant was a window on the outside of the building where you could drive your car up to and order your meal. Imagine that.


good to see your playing your gimmick out

You know that with Every Gimmick you come up with, you'll always be a Jobber


:king:

[Crispy123]

What did El Mudo eat at Burger King?

How was Z's Taco Bell???

What the hell happened to this thread???

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[drjoek]

http://images.inmagine.com/168nwm/dynamicgraphics/va014/va0140078.jpg

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/10/39/23303910.jpg
Careful

[drjoek]

another amazing option to this restaurant was a window on the outside of the building where you could drive your car up to and order your meal. Imagine that.

543 more and we'll make you a super poster

[buzzard]

that's cool!

i've never been to spain but i kind of like the music

Damn you Funkman...Damn You!!...
I gave up hamburger 5 years ago,,I only eat baby turkeys.

[OneEyeJack]

this morning on the way to work I stopped at another McDonalds which was identical to the one I stopped at in another town, to my amazement they were near mirror images of each other, menu, seating, uniforms.

[Crispy123]

this morning on the way to work I stopped at another McDonalds which was identical to the one I stopped at in another town, to my amazement they were near mirror images of each other, menu, seating, uniforms.

Buy some stock, they sound like they are doing well for themselves.

[cheese]

http://www.chinaenglish.com.cn/upload/2006_04/060426083461291.jpg

[drjoek]

this morning on the way to work I stopped at another McDonalds which was identical to the one I stopped at in another town, to my amazement they were near mirror images of each other, menu, seating, uniforms.

Three Words

Super Size Me

[buzzard]

http://www.chinaenglish.com.cn/upload/2006_04/060426083461291.jpg

me neither! or Hawaii for that matter.

[RoseBlood]

What grabbed my attention was this hugesign out front in the shape of an M, which I believe stands for McDonalds.

You sure it wasn't McDowells?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/McDowellsFacade.jpg

[Landblast]

You sure it wasn't McDowells?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/McDowellsFacade.jpg

:smile:

"...they got the Big Mac,..we got the Big Mic,...

[OneEyeJack]

if I owned one of these McDonalds, I would try to have a commercial on TV to tell people about it.

[topless_mike]

You sure it wasn't McDowells?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/McDowellsFacade.jpg

:clap::clap::clap:

[Furtherman]

another amazing option to this restaurant was a window on the outside of the building where you could drive your car up to and order your meal. Imagine that.

Be careful. The coffee is hot. 3rd degree burn hot.

[drusilla]

So is a "Never Been to Wendy's Thread" out of the question?

i do have a friend who has never been to wendy's. everyone finds it strange that i have never been to a red lobster.

[drusilla]

:smile:

"...they got the Big Mac,..we got the Big Mic,...


my buns have no seeds

[StupidGirlllll]

i do have a friend who has never been to wendy's. everyone finds it strange that i have never been to a red lobster.


Well I have to ask you a question.. Are you black? If not then why would you even want to go to a red lobster. I have never in my life stepped inside a Red Lobster.

[SatCam]

Well I never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
They don't abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it

Well I never been to England
But I kinda like the Beatles
Well, I headed for Las Vegas
Only made it out to Needles
Can you feel it
It must be real
It Feels so good
Oh, feels so good

Well I never been to Heaven
But I been to Oklahoma
Well they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter
What does it matter

Whoa, I never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
They don't abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it

Well I never been to Heaven
But I been to Oklahoma
Well they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter
What does it matter

[OneEyeJack]

WOW! that reminds me of an old fashion love song..
coming down in 3 part harmony...

[drusilla]

Well I have to ask you a question.. Are you black? If not then why would you even want to go to a red lobster. I have never in my life stepped inside a Red Lobster.


exactly!

[deepinthewoods]

I've been to MacDonald's, but I've never been to me...

[ralphbxny]

Well I have to ask you a question.. Are you black? If not then why would you even want to go to a red lobster. I have never in my life stepped inside a Red Lobster.


True...but I went to a Red lobster in TN and there were more White people in it than black people...weird but true!!

[OneEyeJack]

I,ve just realized in my 30yrs of driving that I,ve never made a right turn. All my turns have been to the Left.

[mikeyboy]

I,ve just realized in my 30yrs of driving that I,ve never made a right turn. All my turns have been to the Left.

I merged this with your stupid McDonald's lie thread.

Your thread gimmicks are awful and devoid of any type of wit.

[Hottub]

You are lucky Mikey merged it.

I had other plans.

[OneEyeJack]

I always had to replace the the burnt out directional signal bulbs on the left side of my car and it never dawned on me why.

[FUNKMAN]

I always had to replace the the burnt out directional signal bulbs on the left side of my car and it never dawned on me why.

i knew a guy who was born with no left side to his body but he turned out alright...

[OneEyeJack]

while driving in PA , I stopped in a McDonalds that was to the left of me and order a meal, and was surprised to find it tasted just like the food in the NJ McDonalds.

[Team_Ramrod]

Are you sure of that Jack?

I don't think they have any McDonalds in PA anymore.

I could be wrong, but if I remember correctly the last one they had there was actually to the right.

I am finding a few inconsistencies with your story lil' fella.

[sailor]

i'd never been to a panera bread till like a month-and-a-half ago. it's now my favorite place to eat. i love sandwiches, bread and soup and they do all of them well. soup in a bread bowl can't be beat. i just wish they had the new england clam chowder on other days than friday. that's just ridiculous.

[OneEyeJack]

it depends on which way you approach it. As I seen it, I passed it up and made a left at the light and U- turned and made a left into the parking lot. A-DUH!