Hippo at Sea

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Me Wifey Randy and 3 other friends will be Sailing on the Caribbean Princess heading to Grand Cayman, Cozemel and Ocho Rios Jamacia.

Am I a loser to be posting from the Internet Cafe, I do get free internet while the Suckers pay .50 a minute

Time for me to get Drunk , Gamble and Eat like a King

Also bye Bye Diet for one Week

I will be running for 45 mins a day on the Treadmill

See Ya in a Week

:king:

[Bulldogcakes]

Have a good trip . . . . .OVER THE RAILING!!


Seriously, have fun Bro. I never take vacations, so I'm just jealous. Make sure you check in for my 10K, its going to to be huge. Might be the best part of your trip. That good.

[FUNKMAN]

have a fun/safe trip!

[Fallon]

have a safe/fun trip!

[RoseBlood]

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[Kris10]

I'm so jealous! Have fun!

[Hottub]

Don't forget:

The Newcomer's Cocktail Party.

The Veteran Cruisers Cocktail Party

The Wine and Cheese tasting party

The Cruzan Rum shot whores

The Sail-Away specials

The Captain's Gala.

[Marc with a c]

[B][I][COLOR=blue]My Wifey Randy

you guys are married?

[spoon]

you guys are married?

That's the "Caribbean Princess" he's sailing on silly.

[Marc with a c]

That's the "Caribbean Princess" he's sailing on silly.

http://movies.clevver.com/MoviePics/1744.jpg

[spoon]

Funny enough, that movie just came up on the CT and Jivin show!

[buzzard]

when I went on my cruise,I drank nothing and ate like a F'in horse...If posting makes you a loser,where does THAT line form?..I think you've been through a lot lately and miss yer friends(most of whom are missing you too,and like the updates)I know I'm opening myself up for a certain amount of abuse here,however,I think these RF.Net peeps are the best,obviously,so do you! Stay safe,party like you mean it!:smile: oh yeah,NO HOMO!

[DarkHippie]

i saw on discovery channel that hippos cant swim, they walk along the bottom of the river and find shallow water for air. So stay away from that railing, especially around your brother. He might off you so he can have your half of the inheritance, mmuuuuuwwwwaahhhhhhh!

[drjoek]

Enjoy

Love Grand Cayman great snorkeling there the colorful fish come rihgt up to you

[Tall_James]

Hope you're enjoying yourself King. Be sure to wear a lot of sunscreen. I took a cruise to Cancun once and got loaded on the beach, forgot to put on sunscreen. I looked like Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama, only not as attractive.

[spoon]

Enjoy

Love Grand Cayman great snorkeling there the colorful fish come rihgt up to you

You racist!!

And don't worry DH, this hippo's a floater!

[sailor]

i saw on discovery channel that hippos cant swim, they walk along the bottom of the river and find shallow water for air. So stay away from that railing, especially around your brother. He might off you so he can have your half of the inheritance, mmuuuuuwwwwaahhhhhhh!

hippos have very low centers of gravity.

[Judge Smails]

For God's sake, stay out of the swimming pool while the ship is at sea! As we all know, the brain isn't capable of processing the idea of being in water while travelling on water. You could seriously fuck yourself up for life. Stay safe.

[KC2OSO]

For God's sake, stay out of the swimming pool while the ship is at sea! As we all know, the brain isn't capable of processing the idea of being in water while travelling on water. You could seriously fuck yourself up for life. Stay safe.
Wow. Is that true?!
Anyway, when at Cayman and ashore maybe see if the Tree House Beach Bar has been rebuilt after the last storm. Fun place it was.

[spoon]

For God's sake, stay out of the swimming pool while the ship is at sea! As we all know, the brain isn't capable of processing the idea of being in water while travelling on water. You could seriously fuck yourself up for life. Stay safe.

Hippo has "water on the brain" so it all cancels out for him. He's safe!

[Friday]

Wow. Is that true?!


only true if you are susceptible to motion sicknesss....

along the lines of ... while you are a passenger in a car the hairs in your inner ear cannot process the fact that you are not actually moving, when the eye and brain are telling the body that you are. Thus creating an imbalance of equilibrium and nausea/headache effects.

[Jughead]

Have fun Hippo....You rich bastrard..:tongue::laugh::tongue::laugh:

[spoon]

Have fun Hippo....You rich bastrard..:tongue::laugh::tongue::laugh:

If by rich you mean chalk full of calories your right on the money! I hear he can even feed the entire Irvine clan post Hall of Fame induction with just one of his legs. Damn, Hippo is gonna love how this thread turned out. If I know him as well as I think, he'll really enjoy the ball busting fest that is taking place. Sorry Mo, you had it coming when you didn't swing the boat down the Hudson to pick me up you prick!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Spoony Id abuse you Back if it wasnt for the Fact that I have a Margarita in hand... Im a fancy man

on Princess's Private Island, just did some snorkeling and Wave Runner

Down a C Note from the Craps table, My friend Lindsay hit a twat i mean slot for $800....

Food and drinks r gr8

my jewish tan is in full effect..

the computer is so slow, so I wont post often...


Wednesday is Ocho Rios, I hate Jamaca, but ill visit Dunn's River Falls

Time to gamble eat and drink more

:king:

[Hottub]

Dunn's River Falls BLOWS!!
Half ass tourist trap that drags you through "The Market" at the end. Stay on board and spend some time in the spa.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Dunn's River Falls BLOWS!!
Half ass tourist trap that drags you through "The Market" at the end. Stay on board and spend some time in the spa.


qft

But I have 4 cruise virgins, who wanna go

I may stay on the boat, We are gonna get the Couples Massage, its 40% cheaper on a Port Day

HT , where did ya go for your vacation

:king:

[ralphbxny]

Hippo Missed our ungodly hot weather to be on a boat in ungodly hot weather. Be safe brother. See ya in the NYC!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Am Back

My Liver is Aching

Ocho Rios: Climbed the Falls, they were cool, but i hate Jamacans, fucking grubbers

Grand Cayman: Snorked and Used the Wave Runner, not bad, but Pricey

Cozumel: Carlos and Charlies, got plastered, greatest place ever 10 minutes in, 2 for 1 yard stick drinks , had 8 of them through the day

Every Hour there was a a Congo Line with 5 stops where u took a shot of Tequilla

was extremely drunk

Bought a few Cuban Cigars

Won $250 and $500 at the Craps table

My 2007 Craps Funk is over

Also Won $125 at Bingo...


Another good Cruise, Princess was nice, New and Modern Ship with better food and service then Carnival and NCL..

One more Crusie left for the Year....

:king: