My guys screw up Jesus' main command....again.

[scottinnj]

Unfortunately, the story is here (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20221295/)

I just want to choke these idiots. We are supposed to be going to the world, inviting them to our churches so they can meet God. What do these jerk offs do? Cancel a memorial service that is ALREADY SCHEDULED because the church finds out that the deceased is (gasp) GAY!

Way to go douchebags. Another black eye for Christianity.


Do I have to beat you dummies with the Bible?

MATTHEW 22:36
" “[Jesus], which is the great commandment in the law?” And he said to him, ’You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind. This is the great and first commandment. And a second is like it, You shall love your neighbor as yourself. On these two commandments depend all the law and the prophets.”"

For the rest of you guys, I have to say once again, on behalf of Christianity, I apologize for the stupidity.

[Marc with a c]

you have no idea what you are talking about.

god hates fags.

[DarkHippie]

And to think all this hatred of gays is caused by a mistranslation . . .

A difficulty in interpreting Leviticus is that Hebrew, Greek and other relevant languages may have been ambiguously or incorrectly rendered into English. Thus the word translated as "detestable" (often also translated as "abomination"), has a different meaning in Biblical Hebrew than in English. (See: Abomination (Bible) ). In Biblical terms, "abomination" simply signifies that which is forbidden or unclean. Likewise the phrase translated as "do not have sexual relations" ("lo tishkav") in these passages literally means "do not lie down with". In other passages (e.g., Genesis 19:34; Exodus 22:16; 22:19 and many others) to "know" or "lie [down] with" is a euphemism for sexual intercourse (whether heterosexual or homosexual).

from wikipedia (probably accurate, this is why you dont go to hell for eating shellfish, which is also an abomination)

[Tall_James]

this is why you dont go to hell for eating shellfish

Of course not silly boy - you go to a seafood restaurant to eat shellfish.

[DarkHippie]

Of course not silly boy - you go to a seafood restaurant to eat shellfish.

nothing beats lobster from the lake of fire

[HBox]

nothing beats lobster from the lake of fire

Is that some kind of euphemism for catching crabs from a red headed chick?

[Death Metal Moe]

I am so happy I got out of religion. It's so fucking lame.

Have fun wasting your life for the same pay off I get.

[KC2OSO]

nothing beats lobster from the lake of fire
Not to mention Fish Styx & Chips.

[Tenbatsuzen]

this is why you dont go to hell for eating shellfish

Of course not silly boy - you go to a seafood restaurant to eat shellfish.

http://www.thewhitepath.com/im/300-1.jpg

I HAD RESERVATIONS! I WANTED A CLAMBAKE!

[SatCam]

You shall love your neighbor as yourself.

my neighbor's a guy and im no fag

[Midkiff]

I am so happy I got out of religion. It's so fucking lame.

Have fun wasting your life for the same pay off I get.

Ha ha! Words outta my mouth, brother.

[IamFogHat]

Edit: Way to angry for publishable publication.

[underdog]

godhatesfez.com

[scottinnj]

godhatesfez.com


Nooooooooooooooooooo! GOD LOVES Fezzie! God hates the sin, not the sinner! Didn't you ever pay attention to Tammy before she was struck down with cancer because of God's Wrath and vengeance for leaving Jim in his time of need. After all, who was going to blow him or hide the money once she left? She and Jimmie always said, God loves the sinner, but HATES the sin.
And apparantely with them, He really did, for if God hated the sinner as well as the sin, God would have sent bolts of lightning down to fry the two of those theiving, cheating, narcisstic adulterous lying hypocritical sacks of shit the day Jimmie cried like a pussy in front of the TV cameras.

[A.J.]

What do expect from 7th century thinking?

[deepinthewoods]

What do expect from 7th century thinking?

7th century=the broadening of the Arabic empire and the atrophy of the Eastern Roman Empire. And that dirty traitor Gabriel kicks down the Qur'an to Muhammed, resulting in the birth of Islam and its growth after Muhammed's death in 632. You know, you're right, 7th century thinking=scared, confused, Xian blamers. And fags everywhere! This 7th century ride is even more fun than the Corkscrew at Cedar Point. Oops. I vomited a little in my mouth, tee-hee (Wait, that's right, I vomit because I am a bird and I have to feed my young. Now hold on, birds can't type. The quality of mercy is not strnen hjf.lkij f;lkjha lf;oijdo'oie'ip

[Kris10]

I do not practice religion, it makes no sense to me.

[pennington]

I don't think God - the Supreme Being and Energetic Source of all Creation through all dimensions and universes - cares one way or the other what someone puts in their ass.

[DarkHippie]

I don't think God - the Supreme Being and Energetic Source of all Creation through all dimensions and universes - cares one way or the other what someone puts in their ass.

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