I hooked-up with my dental hygienist

[outlawfrank]

It starts like this, my buddies grandfather got remarried, this woman is younger than his own daughter. The two had children, a daughter and a son. These two kids are now my friends uncle and aunt. Today my friend is 34, and his aunt and uncle are 25 and 8. So the story goes four years ago my friends 30th was a big deal, family and friends from all over the country showed up. One being the aunt. The party was nice, just another birthday. By the end of the party everyone was trying to find out where to go. We decided to go to another friends who had a pool. Understand I didn't even know she existed at this point in the evening. Everyone is swimming, drinking more. blah, blah, blah. Then it got fucking weird, I climb into the hottub with the birthday boy, his girlfriend, and his aunt. Everyone else, by that I mean 20 other people are sitting no more than ten feet from us on the pool patio. The next thing I feel this girl in my shorts. Not three feet from her uncle. Oh yeah, my sister is sitting nearby. Then she starts to kiss me. I haven't said more than twenty words all night to her. My friend begins to freak out. He is so uncomfortable that he goes up to my sister and says he will "bone" her one day. Anyway somehow we ended up inside the house. Good times. Blah, blah, blah. The next day was the best, everyone at the house had already left so I had to drop her off. I show up at my buddies folks and 25% of the people at the party were there to help clean up. She ran into the house with her head down all embarressed and I was getting awful stares from everyone. Most of them were her family. Then I asked "Do you need any help cleaning up?" No frank you should probably leave. I never saw her again.

Fast foward four years, my friends dad is the dentist who scrapes my teeth. The hygienist came out to greet me and it was her. "Oh it had been a long time", "I got married last week", "I have a kid" she floored me with all this. WTF. The whole time I just thought she would scrape out my gums with her pick. But I guess it's all good, I find it pretty amusing. Every once in I while I remind my friend I hooked up with his aunt, the dental hygienist.

[mdr55]

Is she still hot???

[outlawfrank]

oh absolutely

[DarkHippie]

Did she give you an oral exam and then you drilled her cavity?

[Kris10]

Did she give you an oral exam and then you drilled her cavity?

lol, gotta love a guy!

[cougarjake13]

Did she give you an oral exam and then you drilled her cavity?

winner winner

tell em what he won

[GreatAmericanZero]

when i was getting my wisdom teeth out the dental assistant was like an 12 on a scale from 1-10. she was giving me anesthesia with a needle and said "i have good veins" and i said "yes, i have great veins!" like to make her think i have great cock veins. that was my attempt at hitting on her. but then i passed out in 90 seconds and next thing i knew i was awake and i couldnt speak. so i never fucked her :(

[ChimneyFish]

Weird.
I'm hooking up with a girl who's going to school to become a dental hygienist.

Small world, small world.

[Furtherman]

It starts like this, my buddies grandfather got remarried, this woman is younger than his own daughter. The two had children, a daughter and a son. These two kids are now my friends uncle and aunt. Today my friend is 34, and his aunt and uncle are 25 and 8.

You've lost me. I only hope that it was the 25 year old you hooked up with.

Brush twice a day!

[drjoek]

Don't forget to floss
If you know what I mean

[patsopinion]

for some reason i always get a boner in the dental chair
rite up until they take the metal hook thing out and then the sexyness is gone

[buzzard]

I lived with a dental hygienist in Chicago for a couple of years..."back in the day" it was fun to bang her in the chairs and play the Dolly deep-voice game whilst doing massive hits of Nitrus...good memories.:thumbup:

[dereckfishboy]

I once banged a chick who had halitosis, does that make me your polar opposite?

[EliSnow]

When I think of dental hygenist, I think of the brunette, Demi Moore look-alike who was the assistant to my orthodonist when I was 12. When she was working on me, her rather large breasts always rubbed against my head. Fun times.

[SatCam]

You've lost me. I only hope that it was the 25 year old you hooked up with.

Brush twice a day!

otherwise she's the youngest dental hygienist there was

http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/doogiehowser2.jpg

[BoondockSaint]

I once banged a chick who had halitosis, does that make me your polar opposite?

Maybe molar opposite.

[Justice4all]

It starts like this, my buddies grandfather got remarried, this woman is younger than his own daughter. The two had children, a daughter and a son. These two kids are now my friends uncle and aunt. Today my friend is 34, and his aunt and uncle are 25 and 8. So the story goes four years ago my friends 30th was a big deal, family and friends from all over the country showed up. One being the aunt. The party was nice, just another birthday. By the end of the party everyone was trying to find out where to go. We decided to go to another friends who had a pool. Understand I didn't even know she existed at this point in the evening. Everyone is swimming, drinking more. blah, blah, blah. Then it got fucking weird, I climb into the hottub with the birthday boy, his girlfriend, and his aunt. Everyone else, by that I mean 20 other people are sitting no more than ten feet from us on the pool patio. The next thing I feel this girl in my shorts. Not three feet from her uncle. Oh yeah, my sister is sitting nearby. Then she starts to kiss me. I haven't said more than twenty words all night to her. My friend begins to freak out. He is so uncomfortable that he goes up to my sister and says he will "bone" her one day. Anyway somehow we ended up inside the house. Good times. Blah, blah, blah. The next day was the best, everyone at the house had already left so I had to drop her off. I show up at my buddies folks and 25% of the people at the party were there to help clean up. She ran into the house with her head down all embarressed and I was getting awful stares from everyone. Most of them were her family. Then I asked "Do you need any help cleaning up?" No frank you should probably leave. I never saw her again.




Ok if my buddy said that to my sister and MEANT it...he would not have lived more then 30 seconds longer.

You had a hot girl grabbing your dick and had no idea who she was...your buddy got out of line. Did he apologize for saying that? If not...he should have been knocked the fuck out.


my opinion....


Kudos on banging the hygienist!

[ChrisTheCop]

Ok if my buddy said that to my sister and MEANT it...he would not have lived more then 30 seconds longer.



thats some fast acting std!

[A.J.]

Was it safe?

[ChrisTheCop]

Was it safe?


nice! but not hot...
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/9/95/Marathon_Man2.jpg

[Justice4all]

thats some fast acting std!

STD? Who said I would even give him a chance to unbuckle his belt? he would have been laid out flat by me!



funny shit though CTC!

[thejives]

I hooked-up with my dental hygenist.

list of punchlines:
1. And I still only get one toothbrush per visit.
2. And if she tells me to floss next time she'll get the same thing.
3. I would have done the dentist, but his rates are outrageous.
4. And for once I told her to spit.
5. I just couldn't read that copy of reader's digest one more time.

[JPMNICK]

i hooked up with a student teacher when i was in highschool, but i have always wanted to hook up with my hygienist.