McDonald's Kills

[scottinnj]

Clickey Clickey (http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/08/12/mcdonalds.blast.ap/index.html?eref=rss_latest)

Apparantly the air conditioning systems in Calcutta India are powered by sticks of TNT. I'll bet you the McDonald's execs are high-fiving each other that that explosion didn't happen here in America.

[cupcakelove]

I wonder if Morgan Spurlock will make a movie about this.

[ChimneyFish]

See, they had it right.

The cow(or in this case, the imitation cow) is a sacred animal.:happy:

[Lumber]

Clickey Clickey (http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/08/12/mcdonalds.blast.ap/index.html?eref=rss_latest)

Apparantly the air conditioning systems in Calcutta India are powered by sticks of TNT. I'll bet you the McDonald's execs are high-fiving each other that that explosion didn't happen here in America.

I have NO idea as to what the hell your talking about...

[HBox]

See, they had it right.

The cow(or in this case, the imitation cow) is a sacred animal.:happy:

SACRED ANIMAL-I mean, SAVAGE ANIMAL!

[Death Metal Moe]

The explosion happened early in the morning before the restaurant opened, killing a passer-by, said city Police Commissioner Prasun Mukherjee.

....too....many....consonants...


But seriously, McDonalds kills you everytime you eat it. You end up with a wounded asshole in the bathroom and you kill the bowl.

Fuck that place.

[SatCam]

I have NO idea as to what the hell your talking about...

it could be another union carbide :smoke:

[SatCam]

Phones at the company's Mumbai office rang unanswered Sunday.

I wonder if those are transfered to a call center in america?

[Death Metal Moe]

I wonder if those are transfered to a call center in america?

Oh the IRONY!!!!!

[cougarjake13]

....too....many....consonants...


But seriously, McDonalds kills you everytime you eat it. You end up with a wounded asshole in the bathroom and you kill the bowl.

Fuck that place.

i agree although it wasnt always the case


when i was growing up and ate it i was fine

but now

i better be within a shittings distance of a toilet if i eat there

[KC2OSO]

McDonald's is your kind of place.
Hamburgers in your face.
French fries up your nose.
Pickles between your toes.
Last time I went there,
They fried my underwear.
McDonald's is your kind of place.

[FUNKMAN]

McDonald's is your kind of place.
Hamburgers in your face.
French fries up your nose.
Pickles between your toes.
Last time I went there,
They fried my underwear.
McDonald's is your kind of place.

i remember that... except we said " they stole my underwear "

did you also sing

whistle while you work
hitler is a jerk
mussolini bit my weenie
now it doesn't work

[Hottub]

And don't forget those good, ol' shakes
They're made from polluted lakes.

[KC2OSO]

i remember that... except we said " they stole my underwear "

did you also sing

whistle while you work
hitler is a jerk
mussolini bit my weenie
now it doesn't work

Yeah we sang that too. But never in in front of mom.

That McDonald's song sat somewhere in my head for 34 years because last time I heard it or sang it must have been ~1973. For some reason, this thread brought it up. Why? Ask Mizzle I guess. Where's he been by the way there's a meteor shower tonight?!?

Good that there's someone else who remembers it. Thank you.

Moe's comment about the laxative effects of McDonald's is right on. Very dependable stuff. My time to efflux lies somewhere between 28 and 32 minutes.

[Death Metal Moe]

McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

[joethebartender]

you guys gotta try the McDonald's game:

http://www.mcvideogame.com/index-eng.html

Love,
Joe

[A.J.]

The powerful blast ripped the front off the shop and shattered car windows on the busy street outside.

"The explosion was deafening, and I saw a person lying in blood when the smoke from the explosion cleared," said a witness, Narsing, who like many in the region goes by just one name.

I usually get those after eating at McDonald's.

[scottinnj]

McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

Where's the sheet music?

Ha Ha, get it?

Instead of "Where's the Beef?"


WAKA WAKA!

[El Mudo]

McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds



RIP Wesley....


I liked "The Chicken Cow" song better