Addicted to shaving

[Kris10]

No matter how many times a day I shower, I must shave everything (except arms & head) I can't stand the feeling of prickly hair. It has to go. I must shave it. Winter, summer, spring, and fall. Regardless of the season, I'm a shaving fool. I need smooth skin. Yes, I suppose I could wax but that would require me to actually let hair grow out long enough to be able to grab it, have someone apply wax to it, & rip off. Although the thought of ripping hair off and the pain it sounds enjoyable I can't stand the idea of letting hair grow. Stubble is bad on a female.

I don't find this to be a problem but my female friends think I'm odd and can't be bothered with shaving. They will go weeks without shaving and it makes me want to :eek: (closest thing I could find to a barfing smiley) Maybe I do have issues. Maybe I do need help. Is this such a bad thing. Guys ???

[cupcakelove]

No, I think its great.

[Keotok]

I used to be like that way back when, when I worked and sociallized, but now I never leave my house, so fuck shaving! :wink:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

for women this is a gr8 thing

for men its a tad gay

:king:

[envirogator]

I'm going with Hippo...

for girls, should be like a granite counter top...

[FUNKMAN]

for women this is a gr8 thing

for men its a tad gay

:king:

using the word 'tad' is slightly gay as well

:tongue:

[grlNIN]

I can shave my legs everyday because there's no irritation but there's no way on God's green Earth that im going downstairs on a regular basis, nor do i have need to.

Either your vagina looks hellbent or you're a werewolf.

[Kris10]

I can shave my legs everyday because there's no irritation but there's no way on God's green Earth that im going downstairs on a regular basis, nor do i have need to.

Either your vagina looks hellbent or you're a werewolf.


Feels better bare. Thats me though

[grlNIN]

What i am saying is you must have some genetic strain of super wolf hair to have to shave it every single day.

I can go up to three days without having to touch up, so, take that.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

using the word 'tad' is slightly gay as well

:tongue:


damn you FUNK and your quick wit......

a smigden of Gay sounds gay also right....

:king:

[Kris10]

Read the original post, I can't deal with stubble. I want NOTHING there. TAKE THAT!

[grlNIN]

Whatever you say, Ms. Ground Beef.

[Crispy123]

This thread is useless without pics :devil2::devil2::devil2:

[Yuppie_Scum]

how do you get around razor burn??? im fascinated.

[FUNKMAN]

Whatever you say, Ms. Ground Beef.

now i'm starvin ... earl we got any ground beef back there?

[patsopinion]

rouski's a chick?

[TheMojoPin]

rouski's a chick?

Yeah, I thought the same. Of course, I assume everyone on the interwebs is a dude.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Yeah, I thought the same. Of course, I assume everyone on the interwebs is a dude.


QFT except for Cunty McSlut, I trusted Her

:king:

[lleeder]

for girls, should be like a granite counter top...

cold and heavy?

[envirogator]

cold and heavy?

Exactly!

[DarkHippie]

Feels better bare. Thats me though

I agree, and easier to eat

[patsopinion]

I agree, and easier to eat

eeeeew cannibal

[Fat_Sunny]

QFT except for Cunty McSlut, I trusted Her

:king:



Does QFT Mean "Quoted For Truth" Or "Quit Fucking Talking"?? F_S Always Thought It Was The Latter, But Someone Today Told Him It Was The Former.

[TheMojoPin]

Does QFT Mean "Quoted For Truth" Or "Quit Fucking Talking"?? F_S Always Thought It Was The Latter, But Someone Today Told Him It Was The Former.

Someone was funnin' with you if they told you it was the latter. Or they just hated you.

[Fat_Sunny]

Someone was funnin' with you if they told you it was the latter. Or they just hated you.

No, You Got It Backwards (Surprise/Surprise): F_S Has Always Thought It Was The Latter...Someone Told Him Today It Was The Former!!

Does That Mean That They Love F_S?

[Furtherman]

Does QFT Mean "Quoted For Truth" Or "Quit Fucking Talking"?? F_S Always Thought It Was The Latter, But Someone Today Told Him It Was The Former.

QFT!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Does QFT Mean "Quoted For Truth" Or "Quit Fucking Talking"?? F_S Always Thought It Was The Latter, But Someone Today Told Him It Was The Former.


I use it for Quoted for Truth

but Quit Fucking Talking is Funny


I say qft is Quit Fucking Talking and QFT is Quoted for Truth

lower case is mean
UPPER CASE IS NICE

:king:

[Fat_Sunny]

I use it for Quoted for Truth

but Quit Fucking Talking is Funny


I say qft is Quit Fucking Talking and QFT is Quoted for Truth

lower case is mean
UPPER CASE IS NICE

:king:



Excellent. Now That Is Something F_S Can Work With!

[DarkHippie]

sorry, wrong thread

[sailor]

This thread is useless without pics :devil2::devil2::devil2:

dammit. i was really hopin' no one beat me to that one. and i figured out rouski was a chick a few days ago, but it took me by surprise.

[TheMojoPin]

dammit. i was really hopin' no one beat me to that one. and i figured out rouski was a chick a few days ago, but it took me by surprise.

Shockingly, I have video footage of exactly how sailor took the news:

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[nevnut]

Feels better bare. Thats me though

This post sucks without pics!!

:tongue:

[DarkHippie]

i think rouski is my new favorite poster

[Crispy123]

dammit. i was really hopin' no one beat me to that one. and i figured out rouski was a chick a few days ago, but it took me by surprise.

Rouski's a chick???

[JustJon]

It's good to know you guys read the thread in the R&F forum about women calling the show.

[IamPixie]

Whatever you say, Ms. Ground Beef.

cat fight!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cat fight!

http://www.unit5.org/christjs/Kramer.jpg

Caaatfight , a Giddy Up

:king:

[grlNIN]

cat fight!

No. Not really.

[IamPixie]

No. Not really.

that chip on your shoulder is starting to become annoying. I'm just kidding around.

[BeltOfScotch]

http://www.unit5.org/christjs/Kramer.jpg

Caaatfight , a Giddy Up

:king:

The word catfight can only be associated with one man

http://pictures.xbox-scene.com/hsdemonz/ECW-OneNightStand-June122005/001JoeyStyles_edited.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtmasQ3lO8M

A thread like this almost makes me forget that Rouski may or may not have a Phillies tattoo.

[Skellington]

I used to shave everything but my head. Then i got laser. Problem solved. Bodyhair on estrogen based beings = ew.

[JPMNICK]

I used to shave everything but my head. Then i got laser. Problem solved. Bodyhair on estrogen based beings = ew.

you got your whole body lasered? did it hurt like hell?

[TheMojoPin]

you got your whole body lasered? did it hurt like hell?

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061114/061114_gertfrobe_hmed_1p.widec.jpg

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Sometimes I like to nurse a five 0' clock shadow a few days longer than I should. But once it starts to itch it goes.

And hairless women= the best.

Insert Chris Hanson joke here.

[Lawson]

My wife keeps telling me I have an obvious 5 o'clock shadow... I think she's nuts... I look fine... right...no?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t291/MrLawsonsPics/chewbacca.jpg

[Justice4all]

Whatever you say, Ms. Ground Beef.

Ladies, ladies...let's settle this the way God intended...in an inflateable pool filled with jello.

It will be Jello-wrestling Thunderdome...two women enter...one woman leaves!

[MadMatt]

I used to shave everything but my head. Then i got laser. Problem solved. Bodyhair on estrogen based beings = ew.

How affordable is laser treatment? I'm a guy, but I want to have the back of my neck lasered. For some reason it grows really quickly and looks ridiculous unless I shave frequently.

[grlNIN]

that chip on your shoulder is starting to become annoying. I'm just kidding around.


Your face is annoying.

Blow me.

[Tenbatsuzen]

What i am saying is you must have some genetic strain of super wolf hair to have to shave it every single day.

I can go up to three days without having to touch up, so, take that.

Aren't you like... 12?

[IamPixie]

Your face is annoying.

Blow me.

does the whole 24/7 bitch thing get tiring? grow up.

[Dash77]

Ladies, ladies...let's settle this the way God intended...in an inflateable pool filled with jello.

It will be Jello-wrestling Thunderdome...two women enter...one woman leaves!

Can we do Jello - pudding instead ???

[JPMNICK]

Can we do Jello - pudding instead ???

maybe we can get bill cosby to come.

[grlNIN]

does the whole 24/7 bitch thing get tiring? grow up.


Nope. Not Really.

[Bulldogcakes]

How affordable is laser treatment? I'm a guy, but I want to have the back of my neck lasered. For some reason it grows really quickly and looks ridiculous unless I shave frequently.

Well, if you cant afford laser treatment I can tell you that an uncle of mine fell down a ladder and tore up his leg pretty good. Hair on his leg never grew back. Just something to consider.

[BeltOfScotch]

Can we do Jello - pudding instead ???

How about
two hundred
and forty dollars
worth of pudding
http://www.floatingmonkeys.com/images/barry.jpg

[DarkHippie]

How about
two hundred
and forty dollars
worth of pudding
http://www.floatingmonkeys.com/images/barry.jpg

Awwwwww yeeeeaaaaah!

[Lawson]

How affordable is laser treatment? I'm a guy, but I want to have the back of my neck lasered. For some reason it grows really quickly and looks ridiculous unless I shave frequently.


If the laser treatment is too expensive, you can always go this route... $3.99 at Home Depot:

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t291/MrLawsonsPics/Mediawebserver.jpg

[sailor]

does the whole 24/7 bitch thing get tiring? grow up.

cat fight!!

[grlNIN]

No. Not really.

[JPMNICK]

No. Not really.

don't ruin this for us

[BeltOfScotch]

Can't we just e-ogle the girl who is obsessed with shaving?

[sailor]

don't ruin this for us

maybe we can arrange a pixie-rouski cat fight?

[Marc with a c]

How about
two hundred
and forty dollars
worth of pudding
http://www.floatingmonkeys.com/images/barry.jpg

+2 for state references. well done.

[sr71blackbird]

I shave every day too. The pubes only need it every 4 days or so, though.

[TheMojoPin]

I shave every day too. The pubes only need it every 4 days or so, though.

Every 4 days?!? Sweet Christmas, man, are you a Yeti?!?

[sr71blackbird]

No, I do not (nor do my women) like the stubble.
I am Sicilian!

[IMSlacker]

This thread was sooo much better when it was just about women's shaving habits and cat fights.

[PapaBear]

This thread was sooo much better when it was just about women's shaving habits and cat fights.
It got boring without pics.

[Justice4all]

Can we do Jello - pudding instead ???


I like the way you think!

[RoseBlood]

No, I do not (nor do my women) like the stubble.
I am Sicilian!

Yah seriously, I prefer men to just trim their private area and leave the shaving to the female. Stubble rubbing against bare skin feels weird and annoying. I'm just referring to the private area, not the face btw.

[TheMojoPin]

Yah seriously, I prefer men to just trim their private area and leave the shaving to the female. Stubble rubbing against bare skin feels weird and annoying. I'm just referring to the private area, not the face btw.

I thought you were talking about behind your knee.

Freak.

[AngelAmy]

don't ruin this for us.....if you know what I mean

hmm

[Justice4all]

Yah seriously, I prefer men to just trim their private area and leave the shaving to the female. Stubble rubbing against bare skin feels weird and annoying. I'm just referring to the private area, not the face btw.

I'm wayyyyy ahead of ya sister!

[ralphbxny]

I used to shave everything but my head. Then i got laser. Problem solved. Bodyhair on estrogen based beings = ew.

you got your whole body lasered? did it hurt like hell?

I dated a chick that had that done. She said it didnt hurt...everyonce in a while she would be sore but it was temporary (a couple hours). It kept the hair out of my mouth and saved her money on razors.

Its all good. I could care less if its shaved or trimmed as long as I get there and its clean!

[Kris10]

Wow! I haven't been here in awhile! Look at everything I missed!

Who knew a stupid confession could turn into this nonsense?

[Kris10]

Please, Pixie is a doll! No, fighting here, jello shots maybe, but hold the jello fight guys.

And yes, guys I'm a chick. Someone wanna make that a new mod quote??

[sr71blackbird]

I wish I had 6 foot long double jointed arms so I could shave my own back

[Ritalin]

I'm addicted to women who talk about shaving.

[thejives]

I think this is an OCD.
It's a good one, but it's definitely a mental condition.

[Kris10]

I wish I had 6 foot long double jointed arms so I could shave my own back

lol I'll wax it for you!