Roberto Is on Ebay as a Fundraiser

[JustJon]

Heyas all. We put Roberto on ebay to raise money for JimiMetal's daughters. Please bid, tell all your friends, tell all your friend's messageboards, etc.

Roberto on eBay (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230162900197)

Help raise funds for a good cause.

[Badinia]

Heyas all. We put Roberto on ebay to raise money for JimiMetal's daughters. Please bid, tell all your friends, tell all your friend's messageboards, etc.

Roberto on eBay (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230162900197)

Help raise funds for a good cause.

Roberto looks upsetting! I've got first bid!

It's funny, I got woken up this morning with a call from David Blaine's assistant to ask me something. But he didn't mention Roberto.

[JustJon]

And for the record, I'll be at Bar9 and the Virus show next weekend if the buyer wants it hand delivered and will be at either.

[Badinia]

Just for curious, how is the puppet smelling at this point?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

once I get home i ll place a bid, A Puppet will laff at my bad jokes

:king:

[JPMNICK]

once I get home i ll place a bid, A Puppet will laff at my bad jokes

:king:

and you can fuck it

[FUNKMAN]

once I get home i ll place a bid, A Puppet will laff at my bad jokes

:king:

and you can fuck it

in bed

[King Hippos Bandaid]

and you can fuck it


I would , but i dont want to be known as Splinterdick

:king:

[mikeyboy]

I would , but i dont want to be known as Splinterdick

:king:

Dave: Roberto, who's your favorite person to have sex with?

Roberto: I'd have to say that's King Hippo's Bandaid, Dave.

Dave: King Hippo's Bandaid? Why is that, Roberto?

Roberto: Because he's SMALL!

:tongue:

R.I.P. Roberto

[JustJon]

Just for curious, how is the puppet smelling at this point?

It's sitting in two plastic bags in my storage unit. Yes, I double bagged it to protect everything else in the storage unit. The picture in the listing is taken from about a month back when he was put in storage, hence the cart and boxes.

once I get home i ll place a bid, A Puppet will laff at my bad jokes

:king:

How does a headless puppet laugh?

[JPMNICK]

where is the head?

[JustJon]

where is the head?

Phantom of the Hard Rock

[insert your photoshop here]

[mikeyboy]

where is the head?

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/seven2.jpg

WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OGC]

I'd like to place a bid but that seller has a zero feedback rating. Can't trust people like that.

:unsure:

[Badinia]

WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look, everybody! Saint Mikeyboy made a funny joke!

[JustJon]

I'd like to place a bid but that seller has a zero feedback rating. Can't trust people like that.

:unsure:

That's ok, you can just donate whatever you were going to bid.

[mikeyboy]

Look, everybody! Saint Mikeyboy made a funny joke!

Well, you do need at least a couple of miracles to be a saint.

[Hottub]

Well, you do need at least a couple of miracles to be a saint.


http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7194/rimshotcx8.gif

[buzzard]

Roberto looks upsetting! I've got first bid!

It's funny, I got woken up this morning with a call from David Blaine's assistant to ask me something. But he didn't mention Roberto.

name dropping(David Blaine) does NOT make you funny...neither does your stand-up!
a hole in humor wastes MY time!

[buzzard]

once I get home i ll place a bid, A Puppet will laff at my bad jokes

:king:
now that's funny...and sincere!

[mikeyboy]

name dropping(David Blaine) does NOT make you funny...neither does your stand-up!
a hole in humor wastes MY time!

Easy. Where the hell did that come from?

[reillyluck]

Easy. Where the hell did that come from?

I dont get it either.

[buzzard]

Easy. Where the hell did that come from?

I guess I missed the boat,I don't think that trying to raise $$ for a decent cause warranted deserved such a response..obviously you differ?...I don't get all the inside humor or lacking thereof ya'll seem to share.excuse me for caring.

[reillyluck]

I guess I missed the boat,I don't think that trying to raise $$ for a decent cause warranted deserved such a response..obviously you differ?...I don't get all the inside humor or lacking thereof ya'll seem to share.excuse me for caring.

if you check out the picks on the ebay site, you will see roberto in the plastic container along side David blaine in the "bubble". SHe was making a funny....not directing it toward the cause. as you can also see...she made a bid as well.

Badinia is a cool chick.

Easy up...you'll catch on...trust me on this.

[Badinia]

name dropping(David Blaine) does NOT make you funny...neither does your stand-up!
a hole in humor wastes MY time!

Ouuch! My sister is his P.A. I thought it was interesting/funny/topical enough to mention. I support the auction and the fund for Jimi's kids.

[reillyluck]

Ouuch! My sister is his P.A. I thought it was interesting enough to mention.

Its a great mention!!!! Maybe even get some "higher" bidding!!! Thanks for the support Badinia!

[buzzard]

Ouuch! My sister is his P.A. I thought it was interesting/funny enough to mention. I support the auction and the fund for Jimi's kids.

I neither seek to offend nor do I post for effect or affect or even Afflect! If any of you took the time(which I'm not saying you don't) to review my posts you'd realize that I'm pretty honest in my opinions(in my opinion anyway)my perceptions?...I possibly reacted too quickly without provication and for that I'm sorry.Mikey-Boy certainly doesn't need my protection..he has been a constant for/to me and I felt(briefly)..until I realized that he was "part of the inner-humor".....To me,the truth of the matter is I deeply regret the fact that ya'll think you have a copyright on Ron & Fez just because you get to be a part of their "bar-nights" and hang together.I live in Arizona and they ARE; "as real to me Dammit" I don't know as we'll ever be able to bridge THAT gap(sooorreee Paulo) I don't despute that Badinia is cool(aloof) I do 2 things well;Blunt & direct,I lived in Oregon for 13 years as well as many other places.some things are funny some just aren't.
Sincerely,
Wil

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Dave: Roberto, who's your favorite person to have sex with?

Roberto: I'd have to say that's King Hippo's Bandaid, Dave.

Dave: King Hippo's Bandaid? Why is that, Roberto?

Roberto: Because he's SMALL!

:tongue:

R.I.P. Roberto

I had a quick smart reply, then we had a blackout at the office...

so here it comes

I know you are but what am I

:king:

[KennethC]

Memo to myself: do the dumb things I gotta do -- TOUCH THE PUPPET HEAD.

[pmoney316]

Wow I forgot about Dave's 'Bozo the Clown' hair-do. Cool listing.

[deepinthewoods]

name dropping(David Blaine) does NOT make you funny...neither does your stand-up!
a hole in humor wastes MY time!

At least badinia is a funny hole, unlike you, sir, who are merely a topical depression.

[PapaBear]

merely a topical depression.
Now THAT'S funny!

[sailor]

10 hours left.

[JustJon]

Be dialing!

[JustJon]

20 minutes left...

[Badinia]

Wow, Truesniper has thrown some cash DOWN! Congrats, big man! $182.50 takes the headless, kidnapped puppet!

[saladclare]

Who is the big winner? I am the big winner. Good to see the money going to a good cause.

a/k/a truesniper

[Hottub]

Congrats. Take good care of him.

[Badinia]

Who is the big winner? I am the big winner. Good to see the money going to a good cause.

a/k/a truesniper


Congrats on owning a piece o' show history!

[JustJon]

Thank you for everyone who bid on Roberto. If you didn't win, and want to help those little girls, feel free to donate.

It'll be going out on Sunday so it'll be in the mail first thing Monday morning.

[Don Stugots]

nice going. hope you enjoy it.

[NJRob]

Funny that the "similar items" at the top are all related to Ron Howard.

How does a puppet relate to Ron Howard?

I mean...maybe there is a Howdie Doodie thing going on there, I don't know. And then again ESD does look a little like Howdie Doodie.