View Full Version : i heart mosquito bites
topless_mike
08-22-2007, 09:31 AM
i probably shouldn't do this (or mention it, even), but i love mosquito bites.
its a kind of pain that feels good, although i wouldnt really classify it as pain.
dont know if its the injection or the resulting bump, but it has a good feeling.
Midkiff
08-22-2007, 09:32 AM
It feels especially good when the bloodborne pathogens trickle into your bloodstream, like hepatitis or West Nile virus.
Yuppie_Scum
08-22-2007, 09:32 AM
if you like them so much, you want some of mine?
i got two absolute screamers on my leg that are driving me bananas.
Kevin
08-22-2007, 09:34 AM
i heart mosquito bites
So why don't you marry them??
suggums
08-22-2007, 09:38 AM
as i call them, future scabs
JPMNICK
08-22-2007, 09:41 AM
i rarely ever get bit, even if i am sitting outside all night
but when I do get them, I am not a fan
IMSlacker
08-22-2007, 09:43 AM
It feels especially good when the bloodborne pathogens trickle into your bloodstream, like hepatitis or West Nile virus.
Don't forget St. Louis encephalitis. Brain swelling is the best!
Fallon
08-22-2007, 09:44 AM
Is this about small tits?
drjoek
08-22-2007, 09:56 AM
John Valby.
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's a dozen on my cousin's
I can hear the bastards buzzin'
whack em off
King Hippos Bandaid
08-22-2007, 09:59 AM
Mosquito Bites Suck
Esp. in between fingers and toes
:king:
Don Stugots
08-22-2007, 11:41 AM
Topless Mike hearts the strangest stuff.
drjoek
08-22-2007, 11:44 AM
Lots of rain leads to more mosquitos topless mike has started a trend in his threads
Next Up
I Heart Calamine Lotion???
Marc with a c
08-22-2007, 12:18 PM
i don't think i could be friends with topless mike.
FUNKMAN
08-22-2007, 02:18 PM
i heard if you take vitamin B the mosquito will leave you alone
PapaBear
08-22-2007, 02:20 PM
About 18 years ago, I decided not to get bit by bugs anymore. I've hardly had a bite since.
led37zep
08-22-2007, 02:49 PM
About 18 years ago, I decided not to get bit by bugs anymore. I've hardly had a bite since.
you are officially the bug guru of RF.net. Mind over matter
keithy_19
08-22-2007, 03:15 PM
i probably shouldn't do this (or mention it, even), but i love mosquito bites.
its a kind of pain that feels good, although i wouldnt really classify it as pain.
dont know if its the injection or the resulting bump, but it has a good feeling.
The reason you itch is actually a result of your own body dealing with the bite.
Fezticle98
08-22-2007, 03:22 PM
i probably shouldn't do this (or mention it, even), but i love mosquito bites.
its a kind of pain that feels good, although i wouldnt really classify it as pain.
dont know if its the injection or the resulting bump, but it has a good feeling.
It feels especially good when the bloodborne pathogens trickle into your bloodstream, like hepatitis or West Nile virus.
Satisfyin' to scratch, right Flanders?
I don't think you can get hepatitis from mosquitoes.
thejives
08-22-2007, 05:30 PM
Wow.
I'd be lying if I said I understood this.
but ...
I understand this. freak.
cupcakelove
08-22-2007, 07:35 PM
I hate mosquito bites. I read an article once about how some people are more likely to be bit than others, and well, I'm one of the people who get eaten alive. When I used to live in VA I got bit at least once every time I left my apartment. I fucking hate them and I think you should seek professional help.
Chigworthy
08-22-2007, 10:39 PM
What really gives you orgasmic shivers with a mosquito bite, or posion oak, is to take your thumbnail and jag right into that itch. Good stuff, and you don't flay your skin as you do with conventional scratching.
sailor
08-22-2007, 11:41 PM
how do ya feel about chiggers?
PapaBear
08-22-2007, 11:50 PM
how do ya feel about chiggers?
Either this...
http://www.pennycollector.com/images/tips_sealer.jpg
or this...
http://www.thefestival.bc.ca/performers/2003/pix/ani_difranco.jpg
sailor
08-23-2007, 12:14 AM
Either this...
http://www.pennycollector.com/images/tips_sealer.jpg
or this...
http://www.thefestival.bc.ca/performers/2003/pix/ani_difranco.jpg
no, no...with a "ch"
http://www.sulfursoap.com/chig222.gif
http://www.todayscacher.com/2005/may05/img/chigger_bite1.jpg
PapaBear
08-23-2007, 12:24 AM
At least you know what a chigger is! I don't know why I haven't heard of this since I was a kid. I guess it's because kids don't play outside anymore. In any case... Clear nail polish is the cure.
sailor
08-23-2007, 12:30 AM
At least you know what a chigger is! I don't know why I haven't heard of this since I was a kid. I guess it's because kids don't play outside anymore. In any case... Clear nail polish is the cure.
my only experience was a crappy commodore vic20 game, i believe pirate's cove. at one point you would wander into a marsh or such and would get bitten by chiggers. seemingly no matter where you turned, you'd get bitten more...till you died. hated that fuckin' game!
topless_mike
08-23-2007, 04:07 AM
how do ya feel about chiggers?
in a post-imus world?
Midkiff
08-23-2007, 05:02 AM
I hate chiggers. They always ruin the neighborhood.
ralphbxny
08-23-2007, 11:08 AM
i heard if you take vitamin B the mosquito will leave you alone
Its B.S.!! I have tried that this summer. Didnt work! I still got killed by the mosquitos.
IMSlacker
08-23-2007, 11:34 AM
topless_mike might want to consider a move to Houston, something tells me he'd be very happy down here.
topless_mike
08-23-2007, 11:47 AM
for example.
this sat, i will walk around pnc with no spray on.
if i get bit, oh well.
unless the wife makes me put spray on.
thejives
08-23-2007, 04:43 PM
for example.
this sat, i will walk around pnc with no spray on.
if i get bit, oh well.
unless the wife makes me put spray on.
Man. Your wife is mean.
Maybe she'll make up for it on your anniversary by pushing you into some blackberry brambles or something.
Kris10
08-24-2007, 05:53 AM
i probably shouldn't do this (or mention it, even), but i love mosquito bites.
its a kind of pain that feels good, although i wouldnt really classify it as pain.
dont know if its the injection or the resulting bump, but it has a good feeling.
I feel this way about tattoos...I :wub: the pain
thejives
08-24-2007, 10:28 PM
I feel this way about tattoos...I :wub: the pain
That would also explain the phillies tattoo in your avatar.
Any fan of a Philadelphia team loves pain.
topless_mike
08-27-2007, 05:37 AM
even the mosquitos said fuck it, its too hot and didnt come out.
AJDELAWARE
08-27-2007, 06:23 AM
Nothing says white trash like chiggers.
Its been a weird summer - no lighting bugs and the only time I got mosquito bites was on vacation in the outerbanks. GLOBAL WARMING OMGZ THREAT LEVEL BLOOD RED!
Kris10
08-28-2007, 05:03 PM
That would also explain the phillies tattoo in your avatar.
Any fan of a Philadelphia team loves pain.
Come Oct 20, I'm enduring more pain..... Eagles tat on the other ankle!
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