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Stankfoot
08-22-2007, 06:48 PM
"Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis "
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/od_nm/russia_crime_penis_dc_1;_ylt=Au47Q7olHxXqsbpagNHil T8E1vAI
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
sailor
08-22-2007, 06:53 PM
sitting there naked watching tv? he had it comin'.
and damn these mis-leading thread titles anymore.
PapaBear
08-22-2007, 06:57 PM
sitting there naked watching tv? he had it comin'.
and damn these mis-leading thread titles anymore.
Not every thread can be about a loser celebrity chick in rehab.
sailor
08-22-2007, 07:01 PM
Not every thread can be about a loser celebrity chick in rehab.
never imagined it was a celeb, i just have a thing for red-headed chicks.
AngelAmy
08-22-2007, 07:08 PM
i have to admit i thought it was going to be about lindsay lohan....DAMN YOU BRANDON DAVIS!
Marc with a c
08-22-2007, 07:12 PM
great balls of fire would of been a more fitting title going along with todays show.
anyway, i hope my penis isnt ever lit on fire by a russian lady.
AngelAmy
08-22-2007, 07:16 PM
great balls of fire would of been a more fitting title going along with todays show.
anyway, i hope my penis isnt ever lit on fire by a russian lady.
please say cock, its sexier
Yuppie_Scum
08-22-2007, 07:18 PM
i got burned by a russian chick once ...
Marc with a c
08-22-2007, 07:18 PM
anyway, i hope my penis isnt ever lit on fire by a russian cock
cupcakelove
08-22-2007, 07:19 PM
sitting there naked watching tv? he had it comin'.
and damn these mis-leading thread titles anymore.
What the hell is wrong with watching TV naked?!?! You are sick, sick, sick!
PapaBear
08-22-2007, 07:20 PM
What the hell is wrong with watching TV naked?!?! You are sick, sick, sick!
How could you not know that watching TV naked can get your cock burned?
cupcakelove
08-22-2007, 07:21 PM
How could you not know that watching TV naked can get your cock burned?
It hasn't happened to me yet, and I have no intentions of stopping.
PapaBear
08-22-2007, 07:23 PM
It hasn't happened to me yet, and I have no intentions of stopping.
YET!
sailor
08-22-2007, 07:24 PM
What the hell is wrong with watching TV naked?!?! You are sick, sick, sick!
How could you not know that watching TV naked can get your cock burned?
yeah, imagine you come home from a night out on the town and your roommate's in the living room drunk, watching tv naked...IN YOUR CHAIR!!
Judge Smails
08-22-2007, 07:24 PM
This guy should have heeded my warning about bloody penis season and covered up. I can only do so much, people.
Bulldogcakes
08-23-2007, 01:53 PM
Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL2259151320070823?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true)
And in other news, a million people went to work and did nothing wrong today.
Hottub
08-23-2007, 02:09 PM
http://www.wineanorak.com/blog/uploaded_images/canais-700862.jpg
http://www.wineanorak.com/blog/uploaded_images/canais-700862.jpg
"That's Coh-burn's."
http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/frank/images/frankeng.jpg
EliSnow
08-24-2007, 03:41 AM
I think the writer has a subtle dark humor going on.
The story is about a penis lit on fire and he writes:
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation.
"Climax" and "penis on fire" should never appear in the same story.
El Mudo
08-24-2007, 04:37 AM
This is exactly why I don't mess with Eastern European women
FUNKMAN
08-24-2007, 10:38 AM
he had it comin'.
after being burned? there's no stoppin them russians
ralphbxny
08-24-2007, 10:42 AM
yeah, imagine you come home from a night out on the town and your roommate's in the living room drunk, watching tv naked...IN YOUR CHAIR!!
Was it hot out too!!
led37zep
08-24-2007, 10:52 AM
This is EXACTLY why I only drink Southern Comfort while watching TV naked.
ralphbxny
08-24-2007, 10:57 AM
All I can think to myself is Hotpant by James Brown!
Chigworthy
08-24-2007, 11:19 AM
What if there was a superhero who's dick was always on fire?
reillyluck
08-24-2007, 11:34 AM
where has fuzzybutt been lately, anyway?
FUNKMAN
08-24-2007, 01:10 PM
where has fuzzybutt been lately, anyway?
speaking of hot crotches
:tongue:
i keed because i care,,,,, and i'm a perv
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