My first stool sample.

[LordJezo]

One of the most disgusting things I have ever had to do.

Or at least close to it.


I held an old plastic container under my anus as I sat on the toilet, was one of those things you get wonton soup in. I let the feces flow out of my butt and into the container. Then I had to spoon through it and put a small sample of it into three different vials. I was going to take a picture of it for keepsake purposes but it really grossed me out, got to a pre naw-shish (can't spell it) state. When I had to move the container (I spooned it in the shower) the whole thing was really warm to the touch. The poop was of a meatloaf like consistency, before the meatloaf cools down and solidifies, it was like spooning through a Playdogh metloaf mush. I put everything in their proper containers, flushed the remainder down the toilet, and took a shower to wash off my shame.

[Don Stugots]

we are so proud. our baby is all growns up.

[AJDELAWARE]

This post skeeved me out a little.

[SouthSideJohnny]

If it's any consolation, I got into a pre-nawsh state reading the "meatloaf" details in your post.

[cupcakelove]

At least now you're prepared if a doctor ever asks you for one.

[Dougie Brootal]

If it's any consolation, I got into a pre-nawsh state reading the "meatloaf" details in your post.

you aint the only one, jack! i mean, johnny!

[Chigworthy]

If you think about it, as omnivores, it really is kind of like meatloaf cooked in a 99 degree oven overnight. Kind of like the original "slow food movement".

[ANC]

I feel your pain buddy I had to do that last month.. Awful and repulsive. Then when it was all done, I was just praying I didn't get pulled over on my way to drop it off.

[Fat_Sunny]

At least now you're prepared if a doctor ever asks you for one.

:lol::lol:

[Judge Smails]

http://www.proglobal.co.uk/contractimages/wood_stools_bar_cafe_pub_kitchen.jpg

[AnnoyedGrunt]

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[TheMojoPin]

and took a shower to wash off my shame

Yeah, right.

[Marc with a c]

did you make a sheepy statue out of it?

[Tall_James]

You're really DJEvelEd, aren't you?

[FUNKMAN]

i had diahrea for 6 days in a row one time so I decided to get checked out. i had to go to the lab and get them back a sample. it turns out that sample was the last time i had diahrea...

somebody is fucking with me!

[LordJezo]

i had diahrea for 6 days in a row one time so I decided to get checked out. i had to go to the lab and get them back a sample. it turns out that sample was the last time i had diahrea...

somebody is fucking with me!

That is what is happening with me. Over a week of liquid poops from some kind of funky food I had in Mexico and now I get it sampled and things are getting back to normal. Not quite turd solid but nothing like the anal explosions that I have been going through.

If I got anything out of this whole experience it's that I have no real interest in scat.

[ChrisTheCop]

At least now you're prepared if a doctor ever asks you for one.

probably the funniest thing ive read here all week.
(we were all wondering...werent we?)

[ralphbxny]

Ewww

[drjoek]

Sometimes theres just a little TOOOO much sharing going on here on ronfez.net

[Recyclerz]

You should have gotten an O&A intern to help you out with that.

[Crispy123]

In Germany I had a chick drop a deuce on some seran wrap while she squatted over my chest. Then she messaged my prostate and I unloaded some vicous stool.

[Judge Smails]

I'm not opening this thread anymore.

[Ritalin]

Where's the "this thread is useless without pictures" guy?

It ain't me.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

One of the most disgusting things I have ever had to do.

Or at least close to it.


I held an old plastic container under my anus as I sat on the toilet, was one of those things you get wonton soup in. I let the feces flow out of my butt and into the container. Then I had to spoon through it and put a small sample of it into three different vials. I was going to take a picture of it for keepsake purposes but it really grossed me out, got to a pre naw-shish (can't spell it) state. When I had to move the container (I spooned it in the shower) the whole thing was really warm to the touch. The poop was of a meatloaf like consistency, before the meatloaf cools down and solidifies, it was like spooning through a Playdogh metloaf mush. I put everything in their proper containers, flushed the remainder down the toilet, and took a shower to wash off my shame.
So don't keep us in suspense, did the test show you had worms or not?

[Judge Smails]

Where's the "this thread is useless without pictures" guy?

It ain't me.

OK, I'll step up to plate:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/ca/300px-Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

[buzzard]

Jezo & Smails...you two should have a Pottycast.:lol:

[drjoek]

In Germany I had a chick drop a deuce on some seran wrap while she squatted over my chest. Then she messaged my prostate and I unloaded some vicous stool.

Please refer to my previous post

[Kris10]

Atleast you didn't brush your teeth with it

[Chigworthy]

The Bristol Stool sounds like a vicious bar-fight finishing move.

[A.J.]

This thread title is your magnum opus. Bravo.

[FUNKMAN]

That is what is happening with me. Over a week of liquid poops from some kind of funky food I had in Mexico and now I get it sampled and things are getting back to normal. Not quite turd solid but nothing like the anal explosions that I have been going through.



okay, sounds like you're in the clear but i wouldn't get too cocky...








man i crack myself up