And this little piggy went to the dumpster...

[lleeder]

I would love to be this kid. I think we should embrace mutants not fear them.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/08/29/2007-08-29_baby_boy_born_with_twelve_tiny_fingers_t.html

[Midkiff]

And they allow these people to breed.

[Furtherman]

I would love to be this kid. I think we should embrace mutants not fear them.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/08/29/2007-08-29_baby_boy_born_with_twelve_tiny_fingers_t.html

It's the Dozenator!

[Fat_Sunny]

Among African-Americans, one in 200 is born with a sixth finger or toe, he said. The condition - known as polydactyly or hexadactyly - is usually genetic.

F_S Had No Idea About This 1 In 200 Thing. Those Extra Digits Should Be Celebrated, And Not Cut Off!!! Freaks Rule!

[torker]

These go to twelve.
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/spinaltap-36821.jpg

[DolaMight]

Poor kid, more people picking on him than you could count on two hands and he won't even be able to give the middle finger.

[lleeder]

Poor kid, more people picking on him than you could count on two hands and he won't even be able to give the middle finger.

I think your missed a chance to say "more people picking on him than he could count on two hands"

[DolaMight]

I think your missed a chance to say "more people picking on him than he could count on two hands"

That's what I was goin for but I couldn't remember the exact saying. I don't got that lleeder delivery.

[buzzard]

That's what I was goin for but I couldn't remember the exact saying. I don't got that lleeder delivery.

who the hell does??

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Old Dozen Toes was told he couldnt play kickball because he had an unfair advantage....

then he played hide and go seek and counted to twelve....

:king:

[Furtherman]

Old Dozen Toes was told he couldnt play kickball because he had an unfair advantage....


But he could sure palm that basketball!

[led37zep]

The Future is here!!!!!!!

I wanna meet his first girlfriend who could take all 6

[drjoek]

http://homerderby.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/el-pulpo-big.jpg

Antonio Alfonseca of the Cubs has 12 fingers

[DolaMight]

http://homerderby.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/el-pulpo-big.jpg

Antonio Alfonseca of the Cubs has 12 fingers

That dead little rod serves no purpose but for growing out the nail and doin large amounts of coke.

[Judge Smails]

Oprah has twelve toes.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/05/oprah.jpg

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

the 29-year-old dad, who asked to remain anonymous.

The kid can't catch a break, can he?

[Tall_James]

Get some webbing in those toes and sign him up for swim lessons!

Freestyle Gold in 2024 !!!!

[Fallon]

Get some webbing in those toes and sign him up for swim lessons!

I was gonna make a racist joke, but I couldn't think of a good one.

[Landblast]

I was gonna make a racist joke, but I couldn't think of a good one.

then i'll make it,.... that kids a freak! like that dirty, lazy, welfare sucking Aquaman!

[Giggle]

"I was like, wow, I gave him the finger," said the 29-year-old dad, who asked to remain anonymous.

real nice dad!

[sailor]

The kid can't catch a break, can he?

"I was like, wow, I gave him the finger," said the 29-year-old dad, who asked to remain anonymous.

real nice dad!

but the mother's name is in the article. so fuckin' confusing.

[high fly]

Anyone have pics of more mutants?

Darryl Hannah maybe?

[hedges]

Hound Dog Taylor, legendary Chicago bluesman (bottleneck guitar player), was born with six fingers on each hand. One drunken night, he took a straight razor and cut off the small extra finger on his right hand. His strumming hand.

[keithy_19]

The kid can't catch a break, can he?

I found that to be odd myself. I guess the father is ashamed of breeding a freak.

Or he just doesn't want to pay child support.