Closest you ever came to going gay

[Bulldogcakes]

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8734/garynumanpleasureprinciple5ks.jpg
Here's mine. I still think the song "Cars" by Gary Newman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLKFEq6Zu14) is the closest I ever got. Even if in that video he gives me the creeps. That irresistible beat, the cheesy 80's synthesizers. Its one of the most overtly gay songs you'll ever hear, but I just don't care. Its fabulous.

Ladies too, I'm sure all the "straight" guys around here would love to hear your stories.

[Marc with a c]

almost swallowing

[Fallon]

Joining RonFez.net.

[Hottub]

I was, and still am...


An Ant Warrior!

http://www.spoiltvictorianchild.co.uk/images/adamant.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

WARNING-This thread is a mod quote waiting to happen.

[drjoek]

reading this thread

[cupcakelove]

The day I met Marc.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

in the womb

wink wink

:king:

[Hottub]

in the womb

wink wink

:king:

Eeeww!!

[Don Stugots]

The day I met Marc.

me too. he wanted to taste the air as it was coming out of my mouth and he hugged me for a long amount of time. i felt so dirty.

[IMSlacker]

Blogging (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/blog.php?b=3).

[Marc with a c]

The day I met Marc.

me too.

i didn't realize i had such an affect on men.

[sailor]

imagining a hippos and marc with a c threesome at bar 9.

[SatCam]

probably sitting next to justin schneider 7th grade english

he had dimples

[deepinthewoods]

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8734/garynumanpleasureprinciple5ks.jpg
Here's mine. I still think the song "Cars" by Gary Newman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLKFEq6Zu14) is the closest I ever got. Even if in that video he gives me the creeps. That irresistible beat, the cheesy 80's synthesizers. Its one of the most overtly gay songs you'll ever hear, but I just don't care. Its fabulous.

.

Jimmy Sommerville just called from the aids ward in the hot pants hospital and doth protest. Oh, wait, Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys just did a spit take and got cum all over Marc Almond. And please let me introduce you to a little moebius strip of cock and ass called Erasure. If "Cars" gives you wood, then go to a Star Trek convention because you are hot for NERDS, not fags. JUDAS PRIEST sounds more gay than Gary Numan, and did even when all the straight metal fans were still in denial.

How do I know? I DJ'd a gay leather bar for a year. Believe ME, I know from gay. "Cars" actually makes bears soft. Plus I've had a dick in my mouth, which gives me a special gay ESP. That that dick was not attached to a body is another story.

[TheGameHHH]

is big jim still the only openly gay board member we have?

[thejives]

I saw an episode of Sex in the City once

[Marc with a c]

looks like we are having a bukkake party and sailor is the guest of honor.

[AngelAmy]

The day I met marc's vagaina

[Doctor Z]

Sometimes I can't resist listening to Seal.

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/home.nsf/lookup/seal1x15x09x03/$file/seal1x15x09x03.jpg

His smokey voice and positive message soothe my soul.

[sailor]

looks like we are having a bukkake party and sailor is the guest of honor.

where's hottub to defend my virtue??

[Marc with a c]

where's hottub to defend my virtue??

cybering with drjoek

[drjoek]

cybering with drjoek

Jelousy
night and day you torture me

[Crash]

If liking a subtley gay song makes you gay, I may have a problem.

I'm a big fan of "Homosapien" by Pete Shelley of the Buzzcocks.

"Homo superior
in my interior
but you and me dear are
homo spaien too"

Not exactly subtle.

I think he's talking about his colon.

[spoon]

Probably reading Stu's blog.

[Fat_Sunny]

Blogging (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/blog.php?b=3).

Clogging !

[Chigworthy]

How about what's the closest you ever came to a gay?

Mine is probably eight feet, as I used to live above one. At least I think he was gay. He stuttered a lot and constantly talked about wild mountain lions.

[A.J.]

My first prostate exam.

[Bulldogcakes]

you are hot for NERDS, not fags.

That explains the whole Sheepy thing.



I've had a dick in my mouth, which gives me a special gay ESP.

. . . . . hello? . . . . . . any of you mods awake?

[Bob Impact]

I'm going to say the first time I hugged Stugots, it was like a drug that I just couldn't stop!



P.S... He's allllll man.

[torker]

Ass fucking.

[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.aspencountry.com/assets/product_images/product_lib/31000-31999/31708.jpg

[deepinthewoods]

That explains the whole Sheepy thing.





. . . . . hello? . . . . . . any of you mods awake?

Bully for you bulldogcakes:

Meet my Frenchies Hazel & Chico.

http://www.badinia.com/uploaded_images/hazelchicogarden-704634.JPG

Hazel's a nine nippled stone dyke who loves Joan Jett but hates Melissa Etheridge. She also finds Diamanda Galas empowering. Chico (whose secret name happens to be Garynuman) is not gay, even though he really loves Donna Summer's work with Giorgio Moroder and occasionaly dons leather chaps.

"Everybody dance now..."

P.S. Death Metal Moe: nice butterfly candle, the tallow of which is no doubt made from the boiled fat carved from the victims of your big gay harvester of sorrow.

[Death Metal Moe]

P.S. Death Metal Moe: nice butterfly candle, the tallow of which is no doubt made from the boiled fat carved from the victims of your big gay harvester of sorrow.

Ouch. That cuts deep.

I'm a scented candle fag, but not ones that gay looking. Usually just the common jar ones.

[AJDELAWARE]

While in Outerbanks North Carolina I tried on a pair of Crocs.

[Friday]

wouldn't you like to know....... :smoke:

[deepinthewoods]

Ouch. That cuts deep.

I'm a scented candle fag, but not ones that gay looking. Usually just the common jar ones.

A sweet smelling lair is still a lair. I declare you straight as an arrow shot from Ted Nugent's compound bow. How DO they get the scent of a celtic frost in a candle anyways? Science is amazing.

[IamPixie]

wouldn't you like to know....... :smoke:

I remember a certain lap dance or two at VIP. That was the moment I lost my innocence

[topless_mike]

i wear 'em all the time.
actually, i have them on right now with black socks.

http://blogs.timesunion.com/lizfunk/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Crocs.jpg

[AJDELAWARE]

They were insanely comfortable, but my feet are a size 13, and those things just looked ridiculous on my feet.

[drjoek]

i wear 'em all the time.
actually, i have them on right now with black socks.

http://blogs.timesunion.com/lizfunk/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Crocs.jpg

that is NOT coming "close to going gay" that IS going Gay:wink:

[Marc with a c]

now i know for sure i couldnt be friends with topless mike

[Bulldogcakes]

wouldn't you like to know....... :smoke:

Share my dear. You're among friends.

College roommate?

Bad Aunt?

Weekend in Vegas?



BTW-Dating Fallon doesn't count.

[Marc with a c]

BTW-Dating Fallon doesn't count.

oh sweet. erase my response then.

[Team_Ramrod]

The closest I've ever come to being gay was sitting with my hand ON MY WIFES TITS, watching Brokeback Mountain... I've also changed the channel and come across the man porn by accident.

Those were all close calls; I'd have to say that the only sign causing concern was the tingle in my .... AHHH I can't even finish that

[Bulldogcakes]

Those were all close calls; I'd have to say that the only sign causing concern was the tingle in my .... AHHH I can't even finish that

Oh come on. Just say it. Sphincter.

[Fallon]

Share my dear. You're among friends.

College roommate?

Bad Aunt?

Weekend in Vegas?



BTW-Dating Fallon doesn't count.

If I wasn't laughing so hard....

:banning:

[donnie_darko]

jacking off to the "mmbop" video....

[Team_Ramrod]

Oh come on. Just say it. Sphincter.

shhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn

[Andomray]

My hands seem to be drawn to boobs. I touch them on a daily basis (other peoples') and no one really seems to mind, so that makes them slightly homosensual as well.


...still love the penis, though.

[Don Stugots]

My hands seem to be drawn to boobs. I touch them on a daily basis (other peoples') and no one really seems to mind, so that makes them slightly homosensual as well.


...still love the penis, though.

soooo hot. thanks.

[AngelAmy]

My hands seem to be drawn to boobs. I touch them on a daily basis (other peoples') and no one really seems to mind, so that makes them slightly homosensual as well.


...still love the penis, though.

this is why we need to meet:wub:

[drjoek]

now i know for sure i couldnt be friends with topless mike

six of the 53 posts in the "Closest you ever came to going gay thread"

Very curious
:huh:

[citymedic27]

Very curious
:huh:

I've heard that about you...jk....never been close to going gay, sorry all.

[Bulldogcakes]

Queen and Judas Priest CD's don't count . . . . . . right?:unsure:

[lleeder]

imagining a hippos and marc with a c threesome at bar 9.

OOl or OlO or lOO ?

[sailor]

OOl or OlO or lOO ?

i've learned not to post anything interesting on here again. thanks, mod-quotes!

(the first and the third are just sick, tho.)

[Bulldogcakes]

OOl or OlO or lOO ?

I think it has to be that one. I'm pretty sure the other two are physically impossible without someone getting killed.

[Friday]

i am going to a gay bar down the shore for 'high tea' today... does that count?

[sailor]

i am going to a gay bar down the shore for 'high tea' today... does that count?

chicks don't count. everyone knows that.

[Stankfoot]

chicks don't count. everyone knows that.

mod quote?

[sailor]

mod quote?

no room.

[DonInNC]

Parking lot is full
Store is completely empty
fifty-cent movies

[outlawfrank]

starring in gay amateur porn

[Bulldogcakes]

I once took a dump in a bathroom stall next to Senator Craig.

[Justice4all]

My hands seem to be drawn to boobs. I touch them on a daily basis (other peoples') and no one really seems to mind, so that makes them slightly homosensual as well.


...still love the penis, though.



And we men are VERY pleased to know this!:clap:

[douchebagsean]

close tie: when i saw manny ramierez outside yankee stadium in 2001, maybe 2001...also when i saw lil jimmy norton. i love the ladies no doubt but id surely enjoy being in the middle of a manny/ortiz oreo cookie.

[Bulldogcakes]

close tie: when i saw manny ramierez outside yankee stadium in 2001, maybe 2001...also when i saw lil jimmy norton. i love the ladies no doubt but id surely enjoy being in the middle of a manny/ortiz oreo cookie.

Lets see . . . . how about "wants to be the creamy middle of Manny/Ortiz oreo cookie". That should fit.

BTW-Congrats, very gay. Maybe the gayest post yet.

[Jughead]

When Hottub was so helpful to get me started here at the board...I had never been to a message board before.But I loved the Ron and Fez radio show......Wait maybe it was loving Fez so much???..I miss all of you. I have not been able to partake of the listening thread like i have in the past...it really bugs me.I miss all of you....Juggggy:wub:..Ps Stu is a very good person very good to this hayseed I hope his dream comes true....

[ralphbxny]

When the doc holds my nuts and says cough...when he put his finger in it was too much!

[Leticia]

My ex-boyfriend is the closest I ever came to being gay.

Sometimes people forgot who was the girl in the relationship.

I actually really thought about whether or not I was gay because of this guy.

He'll come out of the closet one day.

[Bossanova]

Ever time Gvac signs on

[Dash77]

Watching Ugly Betty and liking it....

[sailor]

just to clear things up. my happy place is imagining gvac naked on the porch smoking cigarettes writing me love letters.

this needed to be moved from another thread.

[eeroomnhoj]

http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:idEyP5ZH6p3GNM:cdn.last.fm/coverart/300x300/3258751.jpg+http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:Lh2CMXrfRhqR6M:img.trade.tootoo.com/photo

[IamPixie]

posting in the hot chick thread.

[GonzoStyle]

I think it was the time I was hanging out with a friend who was gay and he said something which ended up with the sentence "yea I would never date you." In my own sick egocentric world, I was upset that he wouldnt wanna fuck me, if I was gay. I spent the whole night tryin to find out why the fuck not, I considered the switch if even for the night, not in a gay way but just to satisfy my own ego.

[GvacMobile]

I'll be able to answer this more honestly in 24hours.

[Marc with a c]

i was just looking in the mirror as i "tried on scarves" to see which one went best with my outfit.

seriously guys i do like girls.

i went with the green one.

[lleeder]

i was just looking in the mirror as i "tried on scarves" to see which one went best with my outfit.

seriously guys i do like girls.

i went with the green one.

Why did it match your panties?

[Marc with a c]

I don't wear panties.

[lleeder]

I don't wear panties.

Slutty little tramp aren't you.

[Bellyfullasnot]

Joined a message board and became interested in the opinions of many.

[keithy_19]

A kid I know from high school randomly instant messaged me one night. He said he was bored and I said me too. I hadn't seen the kid in awhile so I asked if he felt like doing something. It was late in th evening but having insomnia, I make due with what I have. He kept on implying things to me. I finally asked if he was gay and he said yes. He said he was wondered if I was interested in him.

I kindly said no thanks and asked if he thought I was gay. His response was, "no, but I think you're the kind of guy that would be open to a gay experience."

I didn't ever think of going gay though. So the answer would be never.

[joethebartender]

Breakfast.

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/06/79/24/image_4924796.jpg

[chubbyknuckles]

i was just looking in the mirror as i "tried on scarves" to see which one went best with my outfit.

seriously guys i do like girls.

i went with the green one.

well. metro sexual is just as gay, no?