Wicca teacher wins big jackpot

[Fezticle98]

Apparently, Wicca has something to do with eating a lot of hostess cakes.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070902/ap_on_re_us/mega_millions_jackpot

Bartlett, an accountant from Dundalk, said he made a bargain with the multiple gods associated with his Wiccan beliefs: "You let me win the lottery and I'll teach."

I don't much care about the story, I just thought the guy's picture was funny.

[Fat_Sunny]

And You Thought Elaine Had The "Giant Freak Head" !!!



http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070902/capt.22f87d64b0a74b70893c902aed7be36d.megamillions _jackpot_mdgb101.jpg?x=180&y=270&sig=VjHq_Osud_bRVW6U6nrj4Q--

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I doubt he will buy a gym membership

[torker]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070902/capt.22f87d64b0a74b70893c902aed7be36d.megamillions _jackpot_mdgb101.jpg?x=180&y=270&sig=VjHq_Osud_bRVW6U6nrj4Q--http://whatsupnyc.com/blog/archives/jimnorton02.jpg

[JPMNICK]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070902/capt.22f87d64b0a74b70893c902aed7be36d.megamillions _jackpot_mdgb101.jpg?x=180&y=270&sig=VjHq_Osud_bRVW6U6nrj4Q--http://whatsupnyc.com/blog/archives/jimnorton02.jpg

holy shit, i would have never thought of it until you put them next to each other.

and on a side note, how is that a woman?

[sailor]

holy shit, i would have never thought of it until you put them next to each other.

and on a side note, how is that a woman?

elwood's a dude.

[JPMNICK]

elwood's a dude.

ok good, cause i was going to email that to ron and ask him if he would fuck that mess

[FUNKMAN]

Mega Millions tickets are also sold in California, Georgia, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan, New York, Ohio and Washington.

hmmm, shouldn't New Jersey be on here considering a winning ticket was sold there?

[sailor]

Mega Millions tickets are also sold in California, Georgia, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan, New York, Ohio and Washington.

hmmm, shouldn't New Jersey be on here considering a winning ticket was sold there?
Four winning tickets to the Mega Millions jackpot were sold in Maryland, New Jersey, Texas and Virginia.

Mega Millions tickets are also sold in California, Georgia, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan, New York, Ohio and Washington.


no. the "also" makes it unneeded. we already know it's sold in the other 4 states. :)

[FUNKMAN]

Mega Millions tickets are also sold in California, Georgia, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan, New York, Ohio and Washington.

hmmm, shouldn't New Jersey be on here considering a winning ticket was sold there?

no. the "also" makes it unneeded. we already know it's sold in the other 4 states. :)

Nice! i totally skipped over the word 'also'...

[sailor]

Nice! i totally skipped over the word 'also'...

i would say something self-deprecating here, but my mod-quote space is full.

[lleeder]

Only queers win Mega-Millions. I can't wait til my turn.

[sr71blackbird]

He probably bought the ticket with a little eye of newt

[LiddyRules]

Elwood is what a laughing fat guy would look like on mushrooms.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

If it wasn't for this place I wouldn't have won the lottery," Bartlett said Sunday at Mystickal Voyage, the New Age shop

What a dumb-ass ! How about a little credit for the liquor store for crying out loud !

[A.J.]

how is that a woman?

elwood's a dude.

ok good, cause i was going to email that to ron and ask him if he would fuck that mess

NOTTINGHAM, Md. - Elwood "Bunky" Bartlett says a New Age book store made it possible for him to become an overnight multimillionaire.

He and his wife, Denise

I've got to see a pic of that wife.