View Full Version : Bless me Ronnie B., for I have sinned.
Hottub
09-09-2007, 04:44 PM
I was doing some dishes in the kitchen this morning. MsTub was outside watering the flowers. She was concerned about her Hibiscus.
She walked in.
"Tub, have you seen my bush?"
Nothing. Until she left the room. Within 30 seconds, I had a thousand replies.
At that moment... I shit the bed.
Sorry, Sir!!
Dougie Brootal
09-09-2007, 04:47 PM
i have lost all hope...mr.tub, you have broken my heart sir. :glurps:
Don Stugots
09-09-2007, 04:48 PM
Yes i have and it tastes better than it looks.
SatCam
09-09-2007, 04:49 PM
happens to the best of us
dont sweat it
Marc with a c
09-09-2007, 04:49 PM
"what's that string?"
Don Stugots
09-09-2007, 04:51 PM
"Yes I have, put some lotion on it and that infection will clear right up."
J.Clints
09-09-2007, 04:53 PM
What that leathery old mitt?
lleeder
09-09-2007, 04:54 PM
"Tub, have you seen my bush?"
Tub awkwardly hands her the Vagisil
Don Stugots
09-09-2007, 04:55 PM
Yes and I love the echo.
torker
09-09-2007, 04:56 PM
I can't see it, but I can smell it.
drjoek
09-09-2007, 05:03 PM
I was doing some dishes in the kitchen this morning. MsTub was outside watering the flowers. She was concerned about her Hibiscus.
She walked in.
"Tub, have you seen my bush?"
Nothing. Until she left the room. Within 30 seconds, I had a thousand replies.
At that moment... I shit the bed.
Sorry, Sir!!
In a Fezzie voice "So how is the Hibiscus?"
Don Stugots
09-09-2007, 05:06 PM
"Do you want to help you prune?"
Leticia
09-09-2007, 05:10 PM
Aw. Next time budday. Next time....
Don Stugots
09-09-2007, 05:11 PM
Aw. Next time budday. Next time....
that is what Mrs. Tub said.
Bossanova
09-09-2007, 05:13 PM
Its not the first time Tub's had a lack of jokes
Don Stugots
09-09-2007, 05:19 PM
Its not the first time Tub's had a lack of jokes
or came up limp.
Marc with a c
09-09-2007, 05:22 PM
the bush store called...
Judge Smails
09-09-2007, 05:23 PM
"Tub, have you seen my bush?"
Worst show ever!
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/_/C/tmb_cast.jpg
Bossanova
09-09-2007, 05:23 PM
the bush store called...
oh yeah well the jerk store called......
SmallFry
09-09-2007, 05:58 PM
"Tub, have you seen my bush?"
Tub: "Yeah. More importantly, when was the last time a razor saw your bush?"
Kris10
09-10-2007, 06:46 AM
:( Thats one of my tats, hope she wasn't talkin 'bout me!
drusilla
09-10-2007, 08:16 PM
"what's that string?"
holy crap is that a callback!!!!
Tenbatsuzen
09-10-2007, 08:21 PM
holy crap is that a callback
Dudley Boyz, in studio. Wanna say 2001 but I'm not sure.
FUNKMAN
09-10-2007, 08:27 PM
"Tub, have you seen my bush?"
no but maybe you could help me straighten out my Longfellow. ...
Fezticle98
09-10-2007, 08:31 PM
I shaved it last night while you were sleeping?
drusilla
09-10-2007, 08:35 PM
Dudley Boyz, in studio. Wanna say 2001 but I'm not sure.
yeah i feel like it was around that time too. i remember that people made signs saying that to bring to the next match.
patsopinion
09-10-2007, 09:58 PM
Worst show ever!
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/_/C/tmb_cast.jpg
is it just me or does bush seem like a paradoy of a president
like if you were designing a sitcom his character would be comedy gold
.... instead its our lives
stay strong tubs
and i think ur penance is punching an 8 year old in the face and reciting 3 lotds
I was doing some dishes in the kitchen this morning. MsTub was outside watering the flowers. She was concerned about her Hibiscus.
She walked in.
"Tub, have you seen my bush?"
Nothing. Until she left the room. Within 30 seconds, I had a thousand replies.
At that moment... I shit the bed.
Sorry, Sir!!
That's like striking out while looking at a hanging curveball.
ralphbxny
09-11-2007, 07:22 AM
and then I said wrecked em it nearly killed him!!!
It's Like I dont know you Tub...(single tear flows down my cheek...ass cheek)
thejives
09-11-2007, 01:31 PM
1. Is it asking about me?
2. On which site?
3. Not recently, but if it stops by I'll mention you're looking for it.
4. I thought we agreed to call it a cunt.
5. I told you if you kept doing that it would fall off.
Hottub
09-11-2007, 01:49 PM
1. Is it asking about me?
2. On which site?
3. Not recently, but if it stops by I'll mention you're looking for it.
4. I thought we agreed to call it a cunt.
5. I told you if you kept doing that it would fall off.
:clap:
Hottub
12-08-2007, 05:01 PM
"Sorry, Tub. I have my period."
What I said - "That's OK. You want me to make you some tea?"
What I wanted to say - "Is your mouth bleeding too? What about you ass?"
Chigworthy
12-08-2007, 07:44 PM
Stop callin her Mrs Tub and you might get a piece now and again.
ralphbxny
12-09-2007, 05:19 AM
Stop callin her Mrs Tub and you might get a piece now and again.
This made me laugh really hard!
NITRON
12-09-2007, 09:43 AM
Dudley Boyz, in studio. Wanna say 2001 but I'm not sure.
Yes. October 12, 2001.:smile: Bubba Ray asked about that "string" from Tristan Taormino.
"Sorry, Tub. I have my period."
What I said - "That's OK. You want me to make you some tea?"
What I wanted to say - "Is your mouth bleeding too? What about you ass?"
Or "your hands still work, right?"
SniperDudeMJS
12-09-2007, 12:26 PM
"Tub, have you seen my bush?"
1. Who hasn't?
2. That depends . . . did you make tacos for dinner last night?
3. Something about that question smells fishy.
Bulldogcakes
12-09-2007, 04:46 PM
"How come you didn't ask me that when we were dating?"
"Just give me a minute, I'll wash it after I finish the spaghetti dish"
"I don't mind if you lost the bush, just don't lose the pussy"
buzzard
12-11-2007, 02:21 PM
"Sorry, Tub. I have my period."
What I said - "That's OK. You want me to make you some tea?"
What I wanted to say - "Is your mouth bleeding too? What about your ass?"
Is your sister home?
where's the dog?
I'm gonna be online for awhile honey!
Sweetheart,I just put the cat's eye out!
Team_Ramrod
12-11-2007, 02:54 PM
Tub: "Yeah. More importantly, when was the last time a razor saw your bush?"
Easy there junior. I happen to know, on good authority, from someone I can't mention, that Mrs Tub keeps her pallet trim and proper.... not only that, but when she does a home dye kit on her hair; she saves some for the strip.... Lucky Mr. Tub...
For such a smallfry, you say some pretty vicious things, Mrs Tub is sensitive about her 'pretties'.
Hottub
12-11-2007, 04:06 PM
And you wonder why I love this guy?
LROTFLMAO, Ramrod!:thumbup:
DiabloSammich
12-13-2007, 08:32 AM
"Sorry, Tub. I have my period."
"You can keep your period, as long as you give up the colon!!!"
thejives
12-15-2007, 01:53 PM
So. In the time this thread has existed, has she found her bush yet?
Hottub
09-21-2008, 06:26 PM
Well, I think I have atoned for my sins.
Her and Kev were sitting on the couch, talking. I was on the other chair.
Kevin: - "Mom. Your breath smells like nuts."
(without missing a beat)
Hottub: - "Yeah. I wish."
Tub is back!:clap:
PapaBear
09-21-2008, 06:28 PM
Kevin probably hates you now.
Don Stugots
09-21-2008, 06:29 PM
Well, I think I have atoned for my sins.
Her and Kev were sitting on the couch, talking. I was on the other chair.
Kevin: - "Mom. Your breath smells like nuts."
(without missing a beat)
Hottub: - "Yeah. I wish."
Tub is back!:clap:
FACE!
MisterSmith
09-21-2008, 07:01 PM
Well, I think I have atoned for my sins.
Her and Kev were sitting on the couch, talking. I was on the other chair.
Kevin: - "Mom. Your breath smells like nuts."
(without missing a beat)
Hottub: - "Yeah. I wish."
Tub is back!:clap:
:lol::clap::thumbup:
Well done, Sir!
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