Some will like this, some will not.

[dragon]

It is worth reading.
http://boortz.com/more/commencement.html

[Furtherman]

The man is yelling at a full stadium in his mind when in reality there is maybe a handful of people in an auditorium. My neighbor put up a fence! The whole world must know!

Nonsense.

[foodcourtdruide]

These are the ramblings of an out-of-touch idiot. He thinks he is being insightful, different and brilliant, but he's really just being angry and over-reactionary.

I am embarrassed that people hear this and feel inspired.

[TheMojoPin]

dragon, I already asked you to stop slamming us with threads where you do nothing but post a link. Either start a single "I hate liberals thread" and confine all of these areticles there or knock it off. You're cluttering up the board and pushing threads off the front page with your bumrushing.

[StupidGirlllll]

When I read this thread the first thing that came to my mind was.
"I don't know Butchie instead"

[Jujubees2]

When I read this thread the first thing that came to my mind was.
"I don't know Butchie instead"

StupidGirl, I've got my eye on you!

http://spmedia.canada.com/gallery/00posted/0811john4.jpg

[StupidGirlllll]

StupidGirl, I've got my eye on you!

http://spmedia.canada.com/gallery/00posted/0811john4.jpg
Tits don't ring a bell Jujubees...some things I know some things i don't.

[Yerdaddy]

It is worth reading.
http://boortz.com/more/commencement.html

No it's not.

[Death Metal Moe]

Neal Boortz is a queer lover.

[Death Metal Moe]

No it's not.

For real. I'm fucking SICK TO DEATH of both liberals and conservatives. Everything is so fucking black and white in their world. (A little more white in the conservative world, tee hee)

Life isn't as simple as screaming "The libs are coming to get us" and inciting hate between Americans. Fuck both sides that pit people against each other and make you sneer at someone who has a "W" bumper sticker on their car.

[Judge Smails]

When I read this thread the first thing that came to my mind was.
"I don't know Butchie instead"

If my words are yours, can you hear Ronnie B.?
Can Fez know Ronnie B. keeping his eye on Dave?
Can I bone Lily and Earl know Ronnie B. instead?

Fez is shy doing his business.
Lily helps Fez dump out.
Pitzy takes a shot.
Johnny is much improved.

Mikeyboy is a doubting Thomas.
Mikeyboy will save.
Mikeyboy will bring his buddies home.

This is how GVAC relaxes.
Cup of joe and Winchell's variety dozen.

Hottub catches a good wave.
Hottub wipes out.
Hottub wipes out Reilly.
Reilly shows Hottub how to do that.
Reilly wipes Hottub out.

Fez hurts Sheepy's head.
Lord Jezo cums in Sheepy's face.
Ronnie B. runs the mega millions.


Time to get back in the game Al Dukes...

Four is big, mud is big, the stick is big, the word is big, fire is huge, the wheel is huge

The line and circle are big, on the wall the line and circle are huge

On the wall the man at the wall makes a man from the circle and line

The man at the wall makes a word on the wall from the cirlce and line

The word on the wall hears Ronnie B.

The zeros and ones make the word in Earl's camera

In the word in the wall that hears Ronnie B. in Earl's camera, the good one Hottub catches doesn't wipe Reilly out

In the word that hears Ronnie B., Lily shows Fez something else

In Ronnie B.'s word Lilly shows Dave and Casey

In Ronnie B's word Earl buys lunch

In Earl's camera, Dave lays the cord out for Fez and Lord Jezo watches and he doesn't cum on Sheepy's face

In Earl's camera, Dave knows Casey has kept the faith

In Ronnie B.'s word, the wave lifts them up

[StupidGirlllll]

I am really going to miss this show.

[Doctor Z]

.
NOT NEAL BBBBOOOOOORRTTZZ!!!

[scottinnj]

It is worth reading.
http://boortz.com/more/commencement.html


I don't care if he's a conservative. I couldn't get past the first paragraph.

I wrote this imaginary commencement speech because no college will invite me..........

[Fat_Sunny]

Neal Boortz is a queer lover.

Your's?

[LiddyRules]

When I read this thread the first thing that came to my mind was.
"I don't know Butchie instead" Me too.

Onto the issue at hand, that could have been a hit song in '95.

When Boortz practices that speech in the mirror, does he imagine monacles falling and "Harumphs?"

[Death Metal Moe]

Me too.

Onto the issue at hand, that could have been a hit song in '95.

When Boortz practices that speech in the mirror, does he imagine monacles falling and "Harumphs?"

And top hats getting crushed by fat men trading Pork Bellies?

[A.J.]

And top hats getting crushed by fat men trading Pork Bellies?

"Which are used to make bacon...which you may find on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich."

http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/Trading-Places--C10045389.jpeg

[Crispy123]

I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.

http://www.moviemaze.de/celebs/0096/main02.jpg