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SatCam
09-16-2007, 05:55 PM
Last night I had a dream that a guy sucked on my penis. There was another guy involved but Im pretty sure we didnt do anything. There was also a girl, but she sucked the other guy's dick.

and YES I did cum

lleeder
09-16-2007, 05:56 PM
Was he disappointed with it?

PapaBear
09-16-2007, 05:56 PM
Dreams can have hidden meanings. I think this means you're gay.

cupcakelove
09-16-2007, 05:57 PM
You're free to be yourself here, there's no reason to say it was a 'dream'.

SatCam
09-16-2007, 05:57 PM
I dont really remember much else about the dream other than I do know the guys and girl involved

sailor
09-16-2007, 06:08 PM
the title of this thread should be "thing's i'll never share with another living soul." then, your post would be blank.

BMoses
09-16-2007, 06:08 PM
Well I have a theory on things like this. It's called "Let Your Cock Decide".

Two examples:
1. You are getting a blowjob from a hot chick. You are 3/4 of the way through when you
look down and this chick has pulled out a cock and is beating it.

2. You are drunk at a bar and end up at home with an ugly chick who you wouldn't normally
take home.

In both cases you have to let your cock decide. If your cock lets you continue the blow job/fuck the ugly chick it is nothing against you. You level of gayness or ability to not sleep with ugly chicks has nothing to do with your cock deciding. If you ever find yourself in either case use this method and you will be able to rest easy knowing it was out of your hands.

Fezticle98
09-16-2007, 06:10 PM
I dont really remember much else about the dream other than I do know the guys and girl involved

Are they members of this board? If so, let the rampant speculation ensue...marc with a c

sailor
09-16-2007, 06:12 PM
Are they members of this board? If so, let the rampant speculation ensue...marc with a c

that was the "chick"

SatCam
09-16-2007, 06:12 PM
no they are schoolmates and they give good head

IamPixie
09-16-2007, 06:13 PM
If he used his hand in the dream then that means you're gay. If it was just his mouth you're straight.

Death Metal Moe
09-16-2007, 06:13 PM
Hey, a blowjob is a blowjob.

Was he cute?

Fallon
09-16-2007, 06:19 PM
It's a little more gay since it was a dream and not a nightmare.

SatCam
09-16-2007, 06:19 PM
It's a little more gay since it was a dream and not a nightmare.

again, I cummed

Death Metal Moe
09-16-2007, 06:22 PM
How many fingers did he have in your asshole?

OGC
09-16-2007, 06:23 PM
Threads like this are no good without pictures.

What did the chick in your dream look like ?

torker
09-16-2007, 06:23 PM
I just threw up on my hard on.

drjoek
09-16-2007, 06:31 PM
http://blogs.menupages.com/boston/Gay%20Pride.png

IamPixie
09-16-2007, 06:34 PM
Side note: I love your mr. natural avatar

Gvac
09-16-2007, 06:37 PM
I just threw up on my hard on.

DING DING DING!

WINNER!!

Bulldogcakes
09-16-2007, 06:43 PM
Dreams can have hidden meanings. I think this means you're gay.

Where's the hidden part?

drjoek
09-16-2007, 06:44 PM
Side note: I love your mr. natural avatar

Thanks

Bulldogcakes
09-16-2007, 06:48 PM
If he used his hand in the dream then that means you're gay. If it was just his mouth you're straight.

How do you figure that? There are times a guy might have his dick touched by another man for some reason, say he's at the doctor and is getting checked for a hernia. But you never have another man put his mouth on your dick unless you're gay.

IamPixie
09-16-2007, 06:50 PM
How do you figure that? There are times a guy might have his dick touched by another man for some reason, say he's at the doctor and is getting checked for a hernia. But you never have another man put his mouth on your dick unless you're gay.


there was no real reasoning behind my post. I was just throwing stuff out there for the hell of it.

Bulldogcakes
09-16-2007, 06:52 PM
there was no real reasoning behind my post. I was just throwing stuff out there for the hell of it.

Oh, I thought you read a book on dreams or something.

Silly.

mikeyboy
09-16-2007, 06:58 PM
I have a dream that a guy will suck my dick

baby steps...

Death Metal Moe
09-16-2007, 06:58 PM
Oh, I thought you read a book on dreams or something.

Silly.

Sounds like SOMEONE had another man touch his dick and started to panic after reading a certian post...

I wonder, who could it be?!

Bulldogcakes
09-16-2007, 07:05 PM
Sounds like SOMEONE had another man touch his dick and started to panic after reading a certian post...

I wonder, who could it be?!

Sounds like SOMEONE is reading too much into my post!

Hmmmmmmmmm?


BTW-That 'hmmm' sound is not code for blowjob. Just to be clear. This thread is gay enough.

suggums
09-16-2007, 07:25 PM
this means you're hetero

Marc with a c
09-16-2007, 07:52 PM
did he swallow?

led37zep
09-16-2007, 08:19 PM
did I swallow?

Fixed it for ya.

darthjulio
09-16-2007, 08:35 PM
Dreams like theses indicate that your bi-curious. that's all. go have some fun and findout if you like cock.

EliSnow
09-17-2007, 05:36 AM
It just means that your mind has been preoccupied with giving a friend a cigar.

nate1000
09-17-2007, 08:56 AM
Was he cute?


http://www.warnervideo.com/newjackcitydvd/downloads/wallpapers/pookie1024.jpg

(sorry about the size)

Death Metal Moe
09-17-2007, 09:02 AM
(sorry about the size)

That's what SHE said!!


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!!!!!

topless_mike
09-17-2007, 09:54 AM
ever been to a turkish prison ?
http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes510/airplanetwo85.jpeg

King Hippos Bandaid
09-17-2007, 10:02 AM
Very Gay

If you dont act on it., then you are just a curious homo, not an actual one


:king:

Leticia
09-17-2007, 10:38 AM
(sorry about the size)

That's what SHE said!!


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!!!!!



FACE... FFFFFFFFF.. FACE

Gmann
09-17-2007, 10:52 AM
Last night I had a dream that a guy sucked on my penis. There was another guy involved but Im pretty sure we didnt do anything

A few years ago my friend Hammer made the mistake of admitting something like that to us, his wiseass friends. Only thing is it was Greg Maddux and Tom Glavine was the guy watching. It was in the middle of Turner Field and the Atlanta crowd was watching doing the whole indian chant/chop thing that they do out there.


Figure that one out.

buzzard
09-17-2007, 10:54 AM
there was no real reasoning behind my post. I was just throwing stuff out there for the hell of it.

how absolutely totally honest,I enjoy the Pixie-posts!

AnnoyedGrunt
09-17-2007, 12:40 PM
How many fingers did he have in your asshole?

Seven, but there was room for an eighth.

SatCam
09-17-2007, 06:23 PM
you guys are fucking faggots!

watson
09-19-2007, 06:32 PM
Last night I had a dream that a guy sucked on my penis. There was another guy involved but Im pretty sure we didnt do anything. There was also a girl, but she sucked the other guy's dick.

and YES I did cum


but did you lovingly run your fingers thru his hair and then force him into a gag near completion?

watson
09-19-2007, 06:32 PM
you guys are fucking faggots!


but its your dream sicko

Bossanova
09-19-2007, 06:37 PM
Last night I had a dream that a guy sucked on my penis. There was another guy involved but Im pretty sure we didnt do anything. There was also a girl, but she sucked the other guy's dick.

and YES I did cum

You are so lucky :furious:

suggums
09-19-2007, 06:54 PM
in retrospect this is maybe The Best Thread Title and First Post ever in the history of the internets


and YES i did cum

Tall_James
09-19-2007, 07:50 PM
Did you wash off together afterwards?

http://gallery.beardcommunity.com/albums/gallery49/503686489_52ad2fe800.jpg

Doogie
09-19-2007, 07:59 PM
Did you wash off together afterwards?

http://gallery.beardcommunity.com/albums/gallery49/503686489_52ad2fe800.jpg

Ohhhh...my...God. My eyes!! My eyes!!!

topless_mike
09-20-2007, 04:44 AM
Did you wash off together afterwards?

http://gallery.beardcommunity.com/albums/gallery49/503686489_52ad2fe800.jpg

this has helped me confirm that yes, i do prefer beaver.

Bob Impact
09-20-2007, 09:38 AM
I won't tell you again to keep me out of your dreams.

Tall_James
09-20-2007, 10:01 AM
I won't tell you again to keep me out of your dreams.

...and get into his car!

Yes, I'm playing the Billy Ocean card !!!

Kris10
09-21-2007, 09:40 AM
Wow! What a confession!:unsure:

The Silencer
09-21-2007, 11:58 AM
well if you arent gay and a guy was sucking your dick, then why did you stay hard lol?:smoke:

SatCam
09-21-2007, 12:01 PM
well if you arent gay and a guy was sucking your dick, then why did you stay hard lol?:smoke:

because it felt good

The Silencer
09-21-2007, 12:02 PM
lmfao righttttt

Marc with a c
09-21-2007, 12:18 PM
Bottom line, gettin off is gettin off.

Furtherman
09-21-2007, 12:24 PM
And he got off the hetrobus.

IamPixie
09-22-2007, 08:04 AM
I found this really interesting website on interpreting dreams (http://www.dreammoods.com/).

To dream that you are homosexual (but you are not in your waking life), represents a union with aspects of yourself. It is symbolic of self-love, self-acceptance, and compassion. If, in your dream, you are not comfortable with homosexuality, then it suggests some fears/anxieties about your masculinity (if you are male) and femininity (if you are female). You may be experiencing some insecurity in your relations with the opposite sex. To dream that the guy you like in real life is gay, represents your anxieties and fears that he won't like you back. If he was gay, then it would be easier to dismiss your feelings for him. And it would be easier for you to say that you have no chance with him.

On a side note, it is common for expectant fathers to have dreams of homosexual encounters.

If you are homosexual in your waking life, then the dream is simply a reflection of your own self.

Bob Impact
09-22-2007, 08:06 AM
I found this really interesting website on interpreting dreams (http://www.dreammoods.com/).

To dream that you are homosexual (but you are not in your waking life), represents a union with aspects of yourself. It is symbolic of self-love, self-acceptance, and compassion. If, in your dream, you are not comfortable with homosexuality, then it suggests some fears/anxieties about your masculinity (if you are male) and femininity (if you are female). You may be experiencing some insecurity in your relations with the opposite sex. To dream that the guy you like in real life is gay, represents your anxieties and fears that he won't like you back. If he was gay, then it would be easier to dismiss your feelings for him. And it would be easier for you to say that you have no chance with him.

On a side note, it is common for expectant fathers to have dreams of homosexual encounters.

If you are homosexual in your waking life, then the dream is simply a reflection of your own self.
Sounds like SatCam. Nothing to see here.

sailor
09-22-2007, 08:10 AM
If, in your dream, you are not comfortable with homosexuality, then it suggests some fears/anxieties about your masculinity

so, if you dream you're gay, you're not, but if you dream you don't like gays, you may be gay?

Sounds like SatCam. Nothing to see here.


much better than my response. :(

IamPixie
09-22-2007, 08:10 AM
Sounds like SatCam. Nothing to see here.

I didn't want to be the one to point the finger.

Bob Impact
09-22-2007, 08:50 AM
I didn't want to be the one to point the finger.

I really didn't either, but more because I worried SatCam would try to stick it up his butt.

IamPixie
09-22-2007, 08:58 AM
I really didn't either, but more because I worried SatCam would try to stick it up his butt.

God bless your soul, bob :laugh:

narc
10-01-2007, 05:44 PM
Last night I had a dream that a guy sucked on my penis. There was another guy involved but Im pretty sure we didnt do anything

A few years ago my friend Hammer made the mistake of admitting something like that to us, his wiseass friends. Only thing is it was Greg Maddux and Tom Glavine was the guy watching. It was in the middle of Turner Field and the Atlanta crowd was watching doing the whole indian chant/chop thing that they do out there.


Figure that one out.

This is one of the funniest things I've read on here in a long time. Well done.

Satcam, at least you don't have this guy's standards. You can go out and make your dream a reality and figure out if maybe this is something you're into. Having a man's stubbly face on your unit.

SatCam
10-01-2007, 07:03 PM
Funny this thread would be bumped because last night I had a dream about me and a girl that I know. I mean we didn't get that far or anything but we were gonna if the dream continued




WHY DO I CUM IN GAY DREAMS BUT NOT IN STRAIGHT ONES? :help:

narc
10-01-2007, 11:02 PM
Does "not that far" = prostate massage?

ralphbxny
10-02-2007, 05:18 AM
Funny this thread would be bumped because last night I had a dream about me and a girl that I know. I mean we didn't get that far or anything but we were gonna if the dream continued




WHY DO I CUM IN GAY DREAMS BUT NOT IN STRAIGHT ONES? :help:

Lucky I guess!!

RoyMunson
10-02-2007, 05:28 AM
Last night I had a dream that a guy sucked on my penis. There was another guy involved but Im pretty sure we didnt do anything. There was also a girl, but she sucked the other guy's dick.

and YES I did cum

You know how i know your gay?

Death Metal Moe
10-02-2007, 05:37 AM
You know how i know your gay?

you're

Justice4all
10-02-2007, 12:01 PM
Last night I had a dream that a guy sucked on my penis. There was another guy involved but Im pretty sure we didnt do anything. There was also a girl, but she sucked the other guy's dick.

and YES I did cum


Did this guy have on a hockey jersey and a Blue Jays baseball cap?
I think I might know who your mystery man would be then!

Justice4all
10-02-2007, 12:02 PM
Funny this thread would be bumped because last night I had a dream about me and a girl that I know. I mean we didn't get that far or anything but we were gonna if the dream continued




WHY DO I CUM IN GAY DREAMS BUT NOT IN STRAIGHT ONES? :help:


Maybe it is your psyche telling you to date a tranny?


But hey...I could be wrong.

Ritalin
10-02-2007, 12:05 PM
Bottom line, gettin off is gettin off.

"You ever spend any time in prison, Jimmy?"

http://www.arcollectibles.com/oveur.jpg

Dougie Brootal
03-17-2008, 07:44 PM
"You ever spend any time in prison, Jimmy?"

http://www.arcollectibles.com/oveur.jpg

this post was funnier on the 2nd page.