Eastside Dave is a Mormon!!!

[kaisersosay50]

When guys get together to watch football...they leave their chicks at home!!! Are you so worried Casey will be banging another guy while your getting waffled watching ND lose another nailbiter!!! Leave her at home, watch football with the guys, get your buzz on, after ND goes down 59-2...go home and bang Casey in the ass...then everbody's happy!!!:clap::clap::clap:

[TooLowBrow]

:clap::clap::clap::nono::nono::nono:

[Furtherman]

Go back to Turkey.

[reillyluck]

Go back to Turkey.

gobble gobble.

[Freitag]

When guys get together to watch football...they leave their chicks at home!!! Are you so worried Casey will be banging another guy while your getting waffled watching ND lose another nailbiter!!! Leave her at home, watch football with the guys, get your buzz on, after ND goes down 59-2...go home and bang Casey in the ass...then everbody's happy!!!:clap::clap::clap:

The Man Law says that if other men's significant others will be at said game, it's acceptable to bring yours.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

There it is folks., the 500th Anti East Side Dave Thread by a Nobody who is new to the Board

:king:

[mikeyboy]

The Man Law says that if other men's significant others will be at said game, it's acceptable to bring yours.

Plus, I think the fact that I bring my kids sometimes really changes the the analysis completely.

[Badinia]

I don't think he is a Moron...they're not supposed to drink and smoke, and stuff, and he only has one wife-

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/999601_cd4170f3b2.jpg

P.S. Now might be a nice time to correct the spelling of your tag to Keyser Soze, since you only have the two posts.

[underdog]

The Man Law says that if other men's significant others will be at said game, it's acceptable to bring yours.

Yeah, if Fez can bring Sheepy, then Dave can bring Casey.

[JustJon]

The Man Law says that if other men's significant others will be at said game, it's acceptable to bring yours.

Quoting "Man Law" should just instantly make you gay.

[Hottub]

Quoting "Man Law" should just instantly make you gay.

Oh. It does. It does.

[Arch Stanton]

What the fuck? Why do you care who brings who to anything? Especially somewhere where you are not gonna be?

[Team_Ramrod]

2 started threads, 2 posts, and 2 intriguing topics.

You really should post more often.

[spadanko]

this dude is an ass hat

[Caseyelan]

I would normally agree. I don't even want to go. But mon-fri I don't even see the guy. So saturday and sunday are my only dave days. Plus, where else can I go to allegedly bash my friend sheepy?

[Tallman388]

Yeah, if Fez can bring Sheepy, then Dave can bring Casey.

In that case, turnabout should be fair play as far as bashing goes.

[Freitag]

Yeah, if Fez can bring Sheepy, then Dave can bring Casey.

I was actually going to use that line but I thought better of it due to my situation.. Well played, clappy hands.

[buzzard]

When guys get together to watch football...they leave their chicks at home!!! Are you so worried Casey will be banging another guy while your getting waffled watching ND lose another nailbiter!!! Leave her at home, watch football with the guys, get your buzz on, after ND goes down 59-2...go home and bang Casey in the ass...then everbody's happy!!!:clap::clap::clap:


assholic posts like yers make me agree with other message boards that don't allow newbies to start threads!:nono:show some style! ESD might not always hit the mark,however,he's funnier than you!

[JPMNICK]

if the chick is cool, and casey def. seems like she is, then who cares.

it only sucks when someone brings there chick if they are totally different while they are there, or she makes him not drink as much or leave early.

[FUNKMAN]

forget about football, stay in bed with your chick, listen to music, watch a movie or two, drink, snack, and inbetween fuck every hole like it owes you money...

[Fezticle98]

Casey is hot. Dave should spend as much time with her and take as many pictures as possible before it ends. Besides, it's not even real football, it's Notre Dame.

[kaisersosay50]

1st of all, I have been listening to Ron & Fez since they 1st came to NY, i.e., the dot.com days. Second, and more importantly, my goal is not watching ND football with Fez & Dave...I have a real life, unlike most of you! I also have a wife, who I watch football with! But, when my buddies get together at a bar, we leave the wives at home. Finally, stop taking this shit so seriously!!! It's a comedy show, not the war in Iraq! And, If someone has a life, and still wants to post occasionally, FUCK YOU if you dont like it!!!, ok LARPERS of the radio world!!!:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

[Furtherman]

ok LARPERS of the radio world!!!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/1c/DarkonTheMovie.jpg

THOU ARE'ST TALKING TO ME!?
THOU ARE'ST TALKING TO ME!?
I DONTHST SEE ANYONE ELSE LARPING "ERE!
THOU ARE'ST TALKING TO ME!?

[nevnut]

I would normally agree. I don't even want to go. But mon-fri I don't even see the guy. So saturday and sunday are my only dave days. Plus, where else can I go to allegedly bash my friend sheepy?

:clap::clap::clap:

[reillyluck]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u218/dexterpgh/Stupid.jpg

[JPMNICK]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u218/dexterpgh/Stupid.jpg

do you have a whole hard drive of random weird images?

[MadMatt]

1st of all, I have been listening to Ron & Fez since they 1st came to NY, i.e., the dot.com days. Second, and more importantly, my goal is not watching ND football with Fez & Dave...I have a real life, unlike most of you! I also have a wife, who I watch football with! But, when my buddies get together at a bar, we leave the wives at home. Finally, stop taking this shit so seriously!!! It's a comedy show, not the war in Iraq! And, If someone has a life, and still wants to post occasionally, FUCK YOU if you dont like it!!!, ok LARPERS of the radio world!!!:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2081/808img11fb5.jpg

[kaisersosay50]

I like Dave on the show...10x better than Billy Staples. I'm very happy for him and Casey, and if they want to be together 24/7, teriffic! But, when your married, I don't think you hang out with your wife with unattached friends, when this had always been a guys only day! So, If I call Dave a moron, it doesnt mean I hate the guy, want if off the show, or think he's an idiot in every aspect of life! Remember, Sheepy & Fez at the problem with this, not me....I don't really give a fuck!

[Tall_James]

Remember, Sheepy & Fez at the problem with this, not me....I don't really give a fuck!

Then why start a thread?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

do you have a whole hard drive of random weird images?


:lol:

I look forward to Reils Sarcastic image Replies

they make my Day

:king:

[Freitag]

1st of all, I have been listening to Ron & Fez since they 1st came to NY, i.e., the dot.com days. Second, and more importantly, my goal is not watching ND football with Fez & Dave...I have a real life, unlike most of you! I also have a wife, who I watch football with! But, when my buddies get together at a bar, we leave the wives at home. Finally, stop taking this shit so seriously!!! It's a comedy show, not the war in Iraq! And, If someone has a life, and still wants to post occasionally, FUCK YOU if you dont like it!!!, ok LARPERS of the radio world!!!:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

Wow, you went for all the classic internet flamewar cliches in just one post. Bravo.

First, your chauvinistic attitude is showing. My wife doesn't know a lot about football, but she tries. Just this weekend, I went over to a friend's house to watch the game. The guys watched the game and the girls hung out and drank wine and talked about re-decorating the house in the kitchen.

Casey has been shown to be a sports fan and is also learning about the game. If you're a fan, and you're chill to hang out with, what should it make a difference if you're a girl or married or what?

This isn't 1955, and you're not Ricky Ricardo hanging out at the club.

Remember, Sheepy & Fez at the problem with this, not me....I don't really give a fuck!

How is Sheepy the problem? He is the least instigating problem out of all of this. For a kid who has posted MULTIPLE times on this board that he hates sports and team sports, the very IDEA of him sitting in a BAR and watching FOOTBALL is amazing to me.

[drjoek]

When guys get together to watch football...they leave their chicks at home!!! Are you so worried Casey will be banging another guy while your getting waffled watching ND lose another nailbiter!!! Leave her at home, watch football with the guys, get your buzz on, after ND goes down 59-2...go home and bang Casey in the ass...then everbody's happy!!!:clap::clap::clap:

No Sig picture
No Avatar
number in your screen name
4 posts and starting threads to piss everyone off
you sir will go far here on ronfez.net

[Freitag]

Then why start a thread?

Board gossip.

[Raging Bull]

Just this weekend, I went over to a friend's house to watch the game. The guys watched the game and the girls hung out and drank wine and talked about re-decorating the house in the kitchen.


How is Sheepy the problem? He is the least instigating problem out of all of this. For a kid who has posted MULTIPLE times on this board that he hates sports and team sports, the very IDEA of him sitting in a BAR and watching FOOTBALL is amazing to me.

Wow, Your Life Sounds So Fucking Boring. Sheepy, Grow A Set And Give It Back When Someone Is Dishing It Out. Little Mary.

[mikeyboy]

Wow, Your Life Sounds So Fucking Boring. Sheepy, Grow A Set And Give It Back When Someone Is Dishing It Out. Little Mary.

Don't be an ass. I enjoy a Matty pile on as much as the next guy, but that was unprovoked. Also, leave Sheepy alone. He is a member here and member bashing isn't permitted.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Don't be an ass. I enjoy a Matty pile on as much as the next guy, but that was unprovoked. Also, leave Sheepy alone. He is a member here and member bashing isn't permitted.

Raging Bull just wants some attention....

Negativity and Provocation usually gets people's attention

http://www.funny-base.com/pictures/thumbs/attention.jpg

:king:

[Freitag]

Wow, Your Life Sounds So Fucking Boring.


This thread started because people were watching a football game.

I related a story how we went to watch a football game.

My life is boring?

Call Lizzy. Baton down the hatches. Hide the children. It's time for the Autumn of Matty.

[Freitag]

n/m, forced funney

[mikeyboy]

This thread started because people were watching a football game.

I related a story how we went to watch a football game.

My life is boring?

Call Lizzy. Baton down the hatches. Hide the children. It's time for the Autumn of Matty.

I already took care of it. Your further response was unnecessary.

[Freitag]

I already took care of it. Your further response was unnecessary.

I was actually indicating he's kind of right. Misguided, but a little right.

[EliSnow]

Call Lizzy. Baton down the hatches. Hide the children. It's time for the Autumn of Matty.

Quick question, and be honest. Did you write or think Fall of Matty first, and then realize that you better use a synonym of Fall?

[Freitag]

Quick question, and be honest. Did you write or think Fall of Matty first, and then realize that you better use a synonym of Fall?

I'll be totally honest and say Autumn. I really can't give you the logic behind it; other than the fact I knew a girl by that name.

[Hottub]

Quick question, and be honest. Did you write or think Fall of Matty first, and then realize that you better use a synonym of Fall?


:clap:
Eli's Bullshit detector is on the case!

[Midkiff]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2081/808img11fb5.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/116/296507037_1a440e10b9.jpg

[lleeder]

I think the main problem is that ND is losing. If they were winning everyone would be cheering and having fun so there would be less time for questions about the game. Now the game is so boring people are forced to do other things while the game is on in order to be entertained. Oh yea, kaisersosay50 is a giant douche.

[Earlshog]

I think the main problem is that ND is losing. If they were winning everyone would be cheering and having fun so there would be less time for questions about the game. Now the game is so boring people are forced to do other things while the game is on in order to be entertained. Oh yea, kaisersosay50 is a giant douche.

I blame the whites

[Hottub]

I blame Touchdown Jesus.

http://tomroeser.com/blog/img/f20711/touchdown%20jesus.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

member bashing isn't permitted.


but monster flogging is encouraged!

[lleeder]

I blame Touchdown Jesus.

http://tomroeser.com/blog/img/f20711/touchdown%20jesus.jpg

I blame Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus.

[Zorro]

When guys get together to watch football...they leave their chicks at home!!! Are you so worried Casey will be banging another guy while your getting waffled watching ND lose another nailbiter!!! Leave her at home, watch football with the guys, get your buzz on, after ND goes down 59-2...go home and bang Casey in the ass...then everbody's happy!!!:clap::clap::clap:

You have to have a chick to understand. Guess that's never been an issue for you

[Team_Ramrod]

Don't be an ass. I enjoy a Matty pile on as much as the next guy, but that was unprovoked. Also, leave Sheepy alone. He is a member here and member bashing isn't permitted.

So, what about those pm's you've been sending me about Tub recently? Is it only member bashing in the forums that's not allowed?

[mikeyboy]

yes

[J.Clints]

I am enjoying the one word Mikey.

[Fezticle98]

So, what about those pm's you've been sending me about Tub recently? Is it only member bashing in the forums that's not allowed?

Bashing or banging?

[FUNKMAN]

So, what about those pm's you've been sending me about Tub recently? Is it only member bashing in the forums that's not allowed?

Bashing or banging?

blowing...

[Fezticle98]

blowing...

pm me :laugh:

[Reephdweller]

There it is folks., the 500th Anti East Side Dave Thread by a Nobody who is new to the Board

:king:




Bra-fucking-vo!!

:clap::clap::clap:

[Freakshow]

I don't think he is a Moron...they're not supposed to drink and smoke, and stuff, and he only has one wife-

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/999601_cd4170f3b2.jpg


And she's older than 14...

[mikeyboy]

I made a one letter change to the thread title, just because I'm tired and it made me giggle a little.

[Hottub]

I made a one letter change to the thread title, just because I'm tired and it made me giggle a little.



Razzle Dazzle!!!


Shhhh.

[Team_Ramrod]

yes

Mikey, you're going to have to change your tone son.

That's not acceptable.

[drjoek]

Rare Mormon book up for sale
First edition of Book of Mormon discovered in home near Palmyra

By WILLIAM KATES, Associated Press
First published: Saturday, September 15, 2007

SYRACUSE -- A 177-year-old first edition of the Book of Mormon found in a home near Palmyra -- the birthplace of the Mormon religion -- will be put up for bid next week at an upstate New York estate auction.
The rare book was discovered at the bottom of a box of books by workers cleaning out the house, said Mark Witmer, manager of the Hessney Auction Co. in Geneva, N.Y.


"We had to throw the other books out. The box was already packed when we found it. It was right at the bottom. When I picked it up, I froze. I used to own an antiquarian book store, so I knew what it was right away," Witmer said Friday.

Witmer said he would not identify the owner.

"It has some handwriting in the very front on the border that says 'Scarce. First edition' done in pencil the way a book dealer would normally do it. Underneath it, it has been erased, but it looks like it says $25 or $250 or something like that," Witmer said.

The book will be sold Wednesday during a combined estate auction at the company's center in Geneva.

Mormons consider the Book of Mormon to be scripture on par with the Bible.

Joseph Smith, the founder of the Mormon religion, said he translated the book from gold plates delivered to him by an angel. The first editions were printed and published by E.B. Grandin in Palmyra, N.Y., in 1830. While there were roughly 5,000 copies printed, only a few hundred still exist.

Hessney's book is in good, unrestored condition with its original binding. However, the gold-leaf lettering has worn off and a blank page in the front is missing, Witmer said.

Latter-Day Harvest, a Utah-based book seller with stores in Palmyra and Nauvoo, Ill., is selling a first edition Book of Mormon for $100,000, Witmer said.

"If theirs is up for sale for $100,000 we will presumably get less than that ... but it will be considerably more than $25 or $250," Witmer said.

The auction has already attracted a great deal of attention from rare book collectors and religious historians.

Increasing interest in rare Mormon documents has sent prices booming in the past decade, said John Hajicek, a private collector from Missouri who owns 75 first editions of the Book of Mormon among his $20 million collection of rare books.

[mikeyboy]

Mikey, you're going to have to change your tone son.

That's not acceptable.

:glurps::down:

[BMoses]

I made a one letter change to the thread title, just because I'm tired and it made me giggle a little.

It is a good call, he is always going on his bicycle wearing a short sleeve shirt w/ a tie talking about Joesph Smith and his teachings

[led37zep]

Shall we start to call them the Latter Dave Saints now?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Latter Day Saints 24
New Orleans Saints 3

:king:

[mikeyboy]

Shall we start to call them the Latter Dave Saints now?

:clap:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Shall we start to call them the Latter Dave Saints now?

Card Holder #1 (of 144,000) checking in!

[DarkHippie]

Card Holder #1 (of 144,000) checking in!

I thought that was the Jehovah's Witnesses?

[Tenbatsuzen]

I thought that was the Jehovah's Witnesses?

work with me here, please...

[Crispy123]

Why didnt this thread get merged with the others???

[lleeder]

Why didnt this thread get merged with the others???

poor planning?

[Doogie]

Why didnt this thread get merged with the others???

Why did you bring this one back alive? Post whore...

[derrickgott007]

Rare Mormon book up for sale
First edition of Book of Mormon discovered in home near Palmyra

By WILLIAM KATES, Associated Press
First published: Saturday, September 15, 2007

SYRACUSE -- A 177-year-old first edition of the Book of Mormon found in a home near Palmyra -- the birthplace of the Mormon religion -- will be put up for bid next week at an upstate New York estate auction.
The rare book was discovered at the bottom of a box of books by workers cleaning out the house, said Mark Witmer, manager of the Hessney Auction Co. in Geneva, N.Y.

"If theirs is up for sale for $100,000 we will presumably get less than that ... but it will be considerably more than $25 or $250," Witmer said.

The auction has already attracted a great deal of attention from rare book collectors and religious historians.

Increasing interest in rare Mormon documents has sent prices booming in the past decade, said John Hajicek, a private collector from Missouri who owns 75 first editions of the Book of Mormon among his $20 million collection of rare books.

Who's going to want a book with shit stains on it where the rest of the intelligent world wiped their ass on it?? If I was super rich I'd buy it and then burn it in the Mormon capital of the world, right in their town square, then I'd pee on it.

[Chigworthy]

Who's going to want a book with shit stains on it where the rest of the intelligent world wiped their ass on it?? If I was super rich I'd buy it and then burn it in the Mormon capital of the world, right in their town square, then I'd pee on it.

I'm guessing tolerance isn't one of you're strong suits.