I killed Fez's cat in my dream last night.

[LordJezo]

I can't handle Fez having a feral cat in his house, it's starting to give me nightmares. Last night my dream had me babysitting his house and the cat doing just what everyone said the cat was going to do, it was attacking anyone who got near it, hiding from everyone, and doing nothing but scratching and hurting people. It got so bad that I had to beat it down with a heavy weight, I broke it's neck and crushed it's body, all so everyone around could be safe.

Pretty bad omen. Fez is doomed.

[sailor]

he was taking the limelight away from sheepy. we understand. you HAD to do it.

[Tall_James]

You have creepy show-related dreams involving violence against animals. Are you the Kathy Bates character from "Misery"?

[spoon]

you should have kicked it through a field goal

It's good!! :clap:

[reillyluck]

you dream has nothing to do with fez or his cat.

to dream about killing a cat symbolizes that you are having a problem with the feminine aspect of yourself. you may be expressing fear or frustration when something is not going as planned.

babysitting the cat means that you need to care for the child within yourself.


i suggest lots of therapy. Youre doomed.

[spoon]

Ouch! Come on, it was just a dream man. No need to get all Freudy on us!

[Hottub]

Dr. Reilly is the best!!:thumbup:

[spoon]

I'd like to see some credentials. And mod doesn't count.

[Hottub]

She assured me she was a Dr. just before she performed "the test" on me.:huh:

[reillyluck]

Ouch! Come on, it was just a dream man. No need to get all Freudy on us!

just stating facts, sir. :smile:


so now i know i wont interpret the dream i had with you.

[spoon]

seriously, facts from where? Cat Dreams by Freud? I'm lost on all these dream researchers and 99% are quacks.

[reillyluck]

seriously, facts from where? Cat Dreams by Freud? I'm lost on all these dream researchers and 99% are quacks.

get some sleep and call me when you wake up.

[Death Metal Moe]

Can we get a fucking restraining order against Jezo already? Christ.

[spoon]

I don't sleep, evaluate that.



Nope, not manic either.

[spoon]

Am I missing something with Jezo?? What gives here!?

[A.J.]

Am I missing something with Jezo??

You missed Jezo's mod quote.

[spoon]

It's a mod quote though. Mine says what Reilly says....way too much!!!! Grrrrrrrrrr. :annoyed:

[RoseBlood]

I'm lost on all these dream researchers and 99% are quacks.

Haha! I hate most of the "dream interpretation" books out there. Is it me or do they usually just state the obvious?

Dream your teeth are falling out? Ohhh it means you fear things in your life will soon fall apart! Ohh please, like you need a PHD to figure that one out?!?! They are just there to help people examine their lives, anyone who takes those books seriously and as WORD should have their head examined.

[spoon]

I couldn't agree more.

[drjoek]

seriously, facts from where? Cat Dreams by Freud? I'm lost on all these dream researchers and 99% are quacks.
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[reillyluck]

Haha! I hate most of the "dream interpretation" books out there. Is it me or do they usually just state the obvious?

Dream your teeth are falling out? Ohhh it means you fear things in your life will soon fall apart! Ohh please, like you need a PHD to figure that one out?!?! They are just there to help people examine their lives, anyone who takes those books seriously and as WORD should have their head examined.


I think anyone who believes this creep should have their head examined. just sayin.

[Dingbat_Charlie]

This morning I dreamt I was a ninja. It was awesome, I was in some movie-like fight scene, jumping around catching throwing stars and knives that people were throwing at me. then I had to wake up and come to work.

[Furtherman]

I killed Fez's cat in my dream last night.

No you didn't.

[Hottub]

If you kill Fez' cat in a dream, you better fuckin' wake up and apologize.
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[drjoek]

Spill the Wine
WAR w/ Eric Burdon


Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day
When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest
in a big field of tall grass
I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face

And I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie
And that I was the star of the movie
This really blew my mind, the fact that me,
an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome
should be the star of a Hollywood movie

But there I was, I was taken to a place, the hall of the mountain kings
I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world
In front of every kind of girl, there was
black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones...

Out of the middle came a lady
She whispered in my ear something crazy
She said:

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

[spoken:]

I thought to myself what could that mean
Am I going crazy or is this just a dream
Now, wait a minute
I know I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere
so it's all in my head
and then.. I heard her say one more time:

[sung:]

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

[spoken:]
I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back
As she disappeared, but soon she returned
In her hand was a bottle of wine, in the other, a glass
She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass
And raised it to her lips
And just before she drank it, she said:

[sung:]
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

[mikeyboy]

I applaud the multilayered aspects of Jezo's creepy board character. He's like an onion!

[Death Metal Moe]

I applaud the multilayered aspects of Jezo's creepy board character. He's like an onion!

He gives you bad breath?

[Keotok]

I applaud the multilayered aspects of Jezo's creepy board character. He's like an onion!

He makes you cry?

[buzzard]

Jezo gives you gas?

[Keotok]

I applaud the multilayered aspects of Jezo's creepy board character. He's like an onion!

He's delicious battered and deep fried?

[reillyluck]

He's delicious battered and deep fried?

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[Keotok]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1805152/2/istockphoto_1805152_big_bow.jpg

[A.J.]

I applaud the multilayered aspects of Jezo's creepy board character. He's like an onion!

Or a cake.

http://www.andykessler.com/photos/uncategorized/chocolatelayer1_1.jpg

[Keotok]

Or a cake.

http://www.andykessler.com/photos/uncategorized/chocolatelayer1_1.jpg

He gets lit on birthdays?

[Dingbat_Charlie]

He gets lit on birthdays?

you are in the zone!

[Hottub]

Nah.
With cake, everyone wants a pice.

[LordJezo]

In the dream Dave's parents showed up as well, I guess Dave lived with Fez or something like that and Dave's mom wanted to see him, I think that's related to Dave complaining yesterday that his mother calls him too much. In the dream I had to shoo the parents away, I did not want them coming over so much and wanted them to leave Dave alone. They did not show up until after I had beaten the cat to death and were quite elderly.

So, dream doctors, what does that represent?

[Keotok]

Onion Cake?

[mikeyboy]

In the dream Dave's parents showed up as well, I guess Dave lived with Fez or something like that and Dave's mom wanted to see him, I think that's related to Dave complaining yesterday that his mother calls him too much. In the dream I had to shoo the parents away, I did not want them coming over so much and wanted them to leave Dave alone. They did not show up until after I had beaten the cat to death and were quite elderly.

So, dream doctors, what does that represent?

I'm a fake doctor, so I think I'm qualified to analyze your fake dreams.

This fake dream you concocted represents your intention to expand your creepy obsession with Sheepy to a creepy obsession with the show overall. You're really fleshing out the character bible for your board character, and for that you should be applauded. Maybe now you should add some physical details like a missing thumb or an eye patch.

[reillyluck]

In the dream Dave's parents showed up as well, I guess Dave lived with Fez or something like that and Dave's mom wanted to see him, I think that's related to Dave complaining yesterday that his mother calls him too much. In the dream I had to shoo the parents away, I did not want them coming over so much and wanted them to leave Dave alone. They did not show up until after I had beaten the cat to death and were quite elderly.

So, dream doctors, what does that represent?


It may signal your need for emotional and spiritual healing or youre gay.

[LordJezo]

I'm a fake doctor, so I think I'm qualified to analyze your fake dreams.

This fake dream you concocted represents your intention to expand your creepy obsession with Sheepy to a creepy obsession with the show overall. You're really fleshing out the character bible for your board character, and for that you should be applauded. Maybe now you should add some physical details like a missing thumb or an eye patch.

Fake dream?

I am not that clever to come up with these things, this dream is completely real, I scaled it back so it would be nice and short for the board and only the important parts have been typed out. It's all real and it all took place in my head last night while I was sleeping. I could get into how Jim Norton's ultra rich black roommate who talked with a British accent showed up, the multiple story staircase, the type of weights that I beat the cat with, and how other people reacted to the cat, but that's not part of the core issue here, which is Fez's cat trying to kill him and all those around him.

What makes you think it's fake? I have pretty epic dreams, this just happened to be the one I had last night. If my whole board "character" was based on lies and false stories I would not be able to keep it all in order, just speaking the truth about what happens in my head is all I do here.

[AngelAmy]

im not going to say which board member was in my dream the other night but i had a dream the other night with various different things going on but at the end of it before i woke up someone drowned this person in a hot tub (and no that's not a hint of who it is, that's actually what happened)

[Death Metal Moe]

im not going to say which board member was in my dream the other night but i had a dream the other night with various different things going on but at the end of it before i woke up someone drowned this person in a hot tub (and no that's not a hint of who it is, that's actually what happened)

What a fuckin' tease! We need to know who it is!!!

[Furtherman]

im not going to say which board member was in my dream the other night but i had a dream the other night with various different things going on but at the end of it before i woke up someone drowned this person in a hot tub (and no that's not a hint of who it is, that's actually what happened)

Was it Hottub? Oh imagine the irony! I-RON-NEE!!

[buzzard]

oddly enough I find myself dreaming about "you people" quite often lately! some details are clearer than others,my wife tells me I laugh alot in my sleep so I'm assuming I'm enjoying myself.sorta cool really.:thumbup:

[Stankfoot]

To think, I killed a cat
And may I say, oh no, not their way
But no, no, not me
I did it my way .......



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