Buried Alive or Eaten Alive?

[torker]

Which way would you choose to go:
http://www.synoptique.ca/images/uploads/articles/interreview1.jpg
OR
http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/jaws_girl_swimming.jpg
?

[BoondockSaint]

Hey Norm, if you were a hotdog...

[cougarjake13]

well buried theres not as much pain as getting eaten and getting eaten you would die quicker

[FUNKMAN]

i like to eat it and then bury it.... and sometimes eat it after i bury it

[Midkiff]

i like to eat it and then bury it.... and sometimes eat it after i bury it

hahahha

dirty felcher!

[torker]

I don't like the idea of waiting to die. Quick and violent for me. A nice bear attack.

[FUNKMAN]

I don't like the idea of waiting to die. Quick and violent for me. A nice bear attack.

starting at the asshole :laugh:

so at least you get a few moments of pleasure...

[torker]

starting at the asshole :laugh:

so at least you get a few moments of pleasure...

Of course, silly. That's where I'd spread the honey.:wink:

[FUNKMAN]

starting at the asshole :laugh:

so at least you get a few moments of pleasure...

Of course, silly. That's where I'd spread the honey.:wink:

maybe a little dab on the ballsack?

[Devo37]

if it was head-first, i might choose eaten alive, but otherwise i'd go with buried. after the initial panic, you'd drift off to sleep from a lack of oxygen and then it's sweet, sweet nothing.

[Bulldogcakes]

Which way would you choose to go:


I'd rather you were eaten alive. It's more fun to watch.

[ralphbxny]

Buried alive youd suffer from starvation. Eaten youll just be killed.

[TheMojoPin]

Buried alive youd suffer from starvation. Eaten youll just be killed.

Unless you somehow have evolved past the need for lungs, you'd pass out and die from a lack of oxygen LONG before your tummy even starts to rumble.

[Furtherman]

I'm going to go with buried alive. Yea, the suffication sucks, but I'd take it over my last thoughts of "Gee, all this time I was walking around on Earth I was just animal food."

[PapaBear]

I was going to say buried alive until I saw the photo. I was thinking about having dirt thrown on my body and dying quick. Fuck the box thing! EAT ME!!!!

[RoyMunson]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/o/W/clinton_eatin.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

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