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narc
09-29-2007, 03:27 PM
What's it mean when a girl sends you a package consisting solely of four (4) packages of condoms, a bottle of baby oil and bottle of ky jelly? I'm a little clueless. :huh:

spoon
09-29-2007, 03:29 PM
It means MojoSanta is cumming to town. Open up your "chimney"!?

sailor
09-29-2007, 03:33 PM
baby oil is great lube with condoms. have fun.

narc
09-29-2007, 03:33 PM
It means MojoSanta is cumming to town. Open up your "chimney"!?

So that must be who the Magnums are for.

Dude!
09-29-2007, 03:35 PM
all the girls love my package

donnie_darko
09-29-2007, 03:42 PM
it means she doesn't know you're gay.

i mean no straight man would ask this question.

spoon
09-29-2007, 03:44 PM
So that must be who the Magnums are for.

nice!





mojo.....call me

spoon
09-29-2007, 03:45 PM
it means she doesn't know you're gay.

i mean no straight man would ask this question.

he is a "sabres" fan

narc
09-29-2007, 03:48 PM
he is a "sabres" fan

I'd let Derek Roy do me right about now. Only if he promised to be gentle though.

FUNKMAN
09-29-2007, 04:20 PM
What's it mean when a girl sends you a package consisting solely of four (4) packages of condoms, a bottle of baby oil and bottle of ky jelly? I'm a little clueless. :huh:

means 3 other dudes will be joining and you're definiteley gonna get laid but you won't have that constipation problem anymore...

DolaMight
09-29-2007, 06:03 PM
It's an oopsie, it's not only my fault, I don't know how to tell you package.

You shoulda used a condom, you coulda lubed up and put it in my ass, but don't worry we've got each other we're not totally unprepared I got some baby oil.

SatCam
09-30-2007, 03:11 AM
I believe that it's what you use for something called "sexumal intercoarse" I could be wrong. Ask a trusted adult for more information

A.J.
09-30-2007, 09:37 AM
What's it mean when a girl sends you a package consisting solely of four (4) packages of condoms, a bottle of baby oil and bottle of ky jelly? I'm a little clueless. :huh:

http://www.wehaitians.com/pedophile_1.jpg

Bulldogcakes
09-30-2007, 12:16 PM
What's it mean when a girl sends you a package consisting solely of four (4) packages of condoms, a bottle of baby oil and bottle of ky jelly? I'm a little clueless. :huh:

She wants you to be a mule for a Columbian drug gang?

narc
09-30-2007, 12:35 PM
I'm dying....

ralphbxny
10-02-2007, 11:11 AM
it means you go and buy the Eightball and the Oz of pot, a bottle of tequila and 2 days in a hotel room. Keep extra money on hand for ordering food.

Prepare for fun or a heart attack. Either way my friend your having a great time!!!!


:devil2::devil2::devil2::devil2::devil2::devil2::d evil2::devil2::devil2::devil2::devil2:

RoyMunson
10-02-2007, 11:17 AM
What's it mean when a girl sends you a package consisting solely of four (4) packages of condoms, a bottle of baby oil and bottle of ky jelly? I'm a little clueless. :huh:

now this girl...does she have a cock and two balls? 'cause thats a guy

Bob Impact
10-02-2007, 11:45 AM
What's it mean when a girl sends you a package consisting solely of four (4) packages of condoms, a bottle of baby oil and bottle of ky jelly? I'm a little clueless. :huh:

She wants you to contact SatCam.

SatCam
10-02-2007, 06:31 PM
She wants you to contact SatCam.

this is how me & bob met for the first time