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buzzard
10-09-2007, 03:25 PM
Ant got me remembering a card I found in my Dad's bureau it said;"tis a wonderful day my friends,until some lousy bastard comes along and ruins it" I was 5 and I didn't know what a "lousy basket" was.I'm hoping there's some of you that have some even funnier tales of naivete'.
DarkHippie
10-09-2007, 03:34 PM
unlubricated condoms. I guess my mom is a gusher
Hottub
10-09-2007, 03:39 PM
unlubricated condoms. I guess my mom is a gusher


She is!!:smoke:
furie
10-09-2007, 03:43 PM
candy.
i always found bags of candy. usually like Swedish fish or jelly babies, that sort of thing. I never knew why.
yomudder21
10-09-2007, 03:43 PM
naked pictures of my aunt........odd.
TooLowBrow
10-09-2007, 03:46 PM
one thing earl never found was his father, anywhere
DarkHippie
10-09-2007, 03:55 PM
She is!!:smoke:

not surprised that you know. my mom loves old fat guys ;)
BoondockSaint
10-09-2007, 03:58 PM
The mailman, wakka wakka.
Hottub
10-09-2007, 04:11 PM
not surprised that you know. my mom loves old fat guys ;)

There are 3 people in the galaxy who will get that, and they are loffing thier nuts off!!:lol:
ShabbyDoll
10-09-2007, 04:26 PM
Dad's current pr0n stash was in the top right hand corner of the closet, circa 1980 I guess. I would invite my two male neighbors over (we were all about 14) and look at the Oui's, Penthouses, Hustlers, the Cheri's.... My favorite was the paperback novel starring Jules Verne in a sextravaganza which appealed to my growing obsession with scifi and sex at the time.

There was also the double music album "How to Strip for Your Husband/How to Belly Dance for Your Husband" that grossed me the fuck out. I'm scarred still.
donnie_darko
10-09-2007, 04:35 PM
french ticklers
a box of em
with what appeared to be a dinosaur head on the front
with eyes
and horns

i took it to show and tell, seriously.
led37zep
10-09-2007, 04:47 PM
A friend of mine was about 8 or 9 and was chasing their cat around the house when it ran under his parents bed. He followed it under the bed where he found a rather large jar of vasoline. Being a young kid he thought "oh, mom or dad must have really chapped lips" and passed it off, not realizing its sole purpose was probably to allow his dad to put a "hurt on" his moms ass.

This was made all the better when he told our group about it when he was 16, its been an ongoing joke within our group ever since.
Snoogans
10-09-2007, 04:59 PM
The only time I ever went looking through shit in their room was to find my Christmas Presents
torker
10-09-2007, 05:04 PM
A reel of 8MM porn.
BoondockSaint
10-09-2007, 05:07 PM
Pictures of GVAC. Under my dad's pillow.
drjoek
10-09-2007, 06:32 PM
I Saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,
underneath the mistletoe last night!
She didn't see me creep,
down stairs to have a peek!
She thought that i was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus,
underneath his beard so snowy white!
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,
underneath the misletoe last night!
She didn't see me creep,
down stairs to have a peek!
She thought that i was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep!

Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus,
underneath his beard so snowy white!
What a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night,
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!!!
SatCam
10-09-2007, 06:43 PM
your dad
PapaBear
10-09-2007, 07:06 PM
To name a few...

http://www.wonderclub.com/images/PENT/PENT197804.jpghttp://www.wonderclub.com/images/PENT/PENT197805.jpghttp://www.wonderclub.com/images/PENT/PENT197810.jpghttp://www.wonderclub.com/images/PENT/PENT197905.jpghttp://www.wonderclub.com/images/PENT/PENT198010.jpghttp://www.wonderclub.com/images/PENT/PENT198012.jpghttp://www.wonderclub.com/images/PENT/PENT198110.jpghttp://www.wonderclub.com/images/PENT/PENT198203.jpghttp://www.wonderclub.com/images/PENT/PENT198206.jpg
TheGameHHH
10-09-2007, 07:24 PM
i wanna read that interview with pete rose in that penthouse
Justice4all
10-10-2007, 10:27 AM
Condoms...which made me laugh out loud since my mom had a hysterectomy.
dolemyte
10-18-2007, 06:54 AM
A box with a 'muscle relaxer' and what seemed like 20+ different attachements....eh
ralphbxny
10-18-2007, 08:48 PM
Toilet paper Cozy!