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topless_mike
10-11-2007, 06:40 AM
i haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate those soft plush toilet seat.

they cause ass sweat, and im sure the seat just soaks it right up.
i hate it when i have to crunch, and i go to use somebody's toilet and see one of them.
i'd rather hold it and deal with the stomach pains than to sit on that thing.

am i crazy?
Furtherman
10-11-2007, 06:42 AM
No, because they usually tear and rip and that leaves sharp little plastic shards pokin' at'cha.
cupcakelove
10-11-2007, 06:45 AM
Those have to be one of the worst things ever invented.
angrymissy
10-11-2007, 06:49 AM
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEE soft toilet seats. The plush ones are even worse.
DolaMight
10-11-2007, 06:51 AM
The worst part about those is the insulation holds in ass warmth. Nothing more off-putting than feeling the warmth of another man's ass. no-modquote.
Marc with a c
10-11-2007, 06:54 AM
They taste funny.
RAAMONE
10-11-2007, 06:54 AM
The best part about those is the insulation holds in ass warmth. Nothing better than feeling the warmth of another man's ass.

fixed it
CassiusClay
10-11-2007, 06:56 AM
I couldn't stand mine either, so I took it off and now use it as a pillow...thanks to man warmth my head never gets cold!
BoondockSaint
10-11-2007, 06:58 AM
You'd never find a soft toilet seat on a Ferguson.

http://www.poopreport.com/Images/Intellectual/Content/Ferguson/Images/5.jpg
Ted_Baxter
10-11-2007, 06:58 AM
What I hate about them is when you go to someone's house that has one and you need to take a piss. You put the seat up, but because it's so thick it doesn't rest flat against the tank so it's at a little bit of an angle. If I have to take a wicked long piss (usually at a party) gravity will eventually start working on the seat and pulling it down. Now, I've got to start bending at the knees as I try to piss under the slowly descending seat. It's usually a race against time to finish up before the seat comes down all the way.

Why not just stop the falling seat with my free hand, you ask? I generally don't like to let my hand touch the bottom of a stranger's toilet seat. I'd much rather piss on their seat than take a chance of coming into contact with that.
buzzard
10-11-2007, 07:24 AM
my old ass loves the soft crapper seat...replace them more often and they won't crack!:thumbup:
Team_Ramrod
10-11-2007, 07:25 AM
I have one soft seat downstairs and one hard seat upstairs... for variety.

I like to change it up once in a while. Especially if I can predetermine the ferousity of the upcomming 'movement', then I'll opt for the padded seat.
RhinoinMN
10-11-2007, 07:30 AM
No, because they usually tear and rip and that leaves sharp little plastic shards pokin' at'cha.

Beneath those rips is the spongy, porous foam. Its like sitting on the lawn mower after its been outside in the rain and getting the wet ass, except its not water.....
MHasegawa
10-11-2007, 07:30 AM
You'd never find a soft toilet seat on a Ferguson.

http://www.poopreport.com/Images/Intellectual/Content/Ferguson/Images/5.jpg

BAAAAA-WOOOOSH!


Now that's a man's flush!
Hottub
10-11-2007, 07:31 AM
Hate 'em!!
BrooklynKat
10-11-2007, 08:20 AM
How bout sandy ones?

http://catalogfavorites.com/images/V64054B.jpg
zentraed
10-11-2007, 08:41 AM
The worst part is when you stand up and the soft seat sticks to your ass for a bit. My grandmother in North Carolina had one of these, and it wasn't enough that the damn thing never flushed. I had to deal with a sweaty, sticky, pink seat that glued itself to my ass everytime i sat down.
topless_mike
10-11-2007, 10:09 AM
and god forbid you have a slight wiping mis-hap and some gets on the seat.
it will find the nearest crevice and anchor itself in.

theoretically, you'd be sitting in shit everytime you sit on that seat.
sr71blackbird
10-13-2007, 05:32 AM
How about the fish hook ones?

http://www.searchamateur.com/Fishing-Games/fish-lure-toilet-seat.jpg

My parents used to have the soft ones and it would split right in front and one time the split pinched my sack and it really hurt. Never again.
sailor
10-13-2007, 05:46 AM
and god forbid you have a slight wiping mis-hap and some gets on the seat.
it will find the nearest crevice and anchor itself in.

theoretically, you'd be sitting in shit everytime you sit on that seat.

who has "wiping mis-hap(s)"? what are you, 4?

i haven't used a soft seat since i was a teen. they're not bad, but don't wear well at all.
torker
10-13-2007, 08:04 AM
People who like soft toilet seats probably prefer Charmin. Freaks.
Bulldogcakes
10-13-2007, 06:05 PM
The only thing worse than a soft toilet seat is . . . .

http://www.karensvariety.com/images/CrochetQuickNEasy/HomeFurnishings/BathroomSet.jpg

A shaggy toilet seat cover
drjoek
10-13-2007, 06:10 PM
Worst things ever invented:thumbdown::thumbdown:
method man
10-13-2007, 09:39 PM
soft seat is still better than the cold feeling of the toilet seat as you go to take that 3 am shit thats been keeping you up all night.