Holy Shit!! The Doug Threesome Thread

[Dougie Brootal]

Oh

My

God!!!



My Chick Just Called And Told Me Her Really Hott Asian Friend Is Down With A Threesome, With Us, Me Included!!!!!

Holyshit!holyshit!holyshit!

(p.s. In Your Face, Pixie!!! Booyah!!!)

edit: this was all caps, to convey the excitement, ya know, but for some reason it didnt show up that way.

[Hottub]

Congrats Doug. :drunk::clap::thumbup::king:

You have my e-mail. I will be waiting for pix!!

[Dougie Brootal]

oh they are comin buddy, and so am i!

this is literally the greatest day of my life...until the 3some actually happens of course.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

so you your chick and dougiebrootal dressed as an Asian Chick are gonna have a threesome , good for yuze

:king:

[mendyweiss]

Do I hear four ?
just askin

[buzzard]

As they say,useless without pictures....









NOT YOU!...THEM!:thumbup:

[Jughead]

Do I hear four ?
just askin

Mendy is such a good egg.....:thumbup:

[Dougie Brootal]

my chick:
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/IMGP0355.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/IMGP0354.jpg

asian chick:
http://a188.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/121/l_8c2a9d0021b3818f153125351f0a3513.jpg

and just to prove that i really do know her, hott asian chick, my chicks sister, my chick:
http://a172.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_185688baf58a69f3d7c1695ab72f7ed3.jpg

[Hottub]

My Chick Just Called And Told Me Her Really Hott Asian Friend Is Down With A Threesome, With Us, Me Included!!!!!



Today (Today, Today)

I considermyself to be (be, be)...

http://www.alsbc.ca/images/gehrig_goodbye500.jpg

[Earlshog]

King I owe you ten....

[JesterOfSadness]

I tip my hat to you sir..

High five

[Dougie Brootal]

Today (Today, Today)

I considermyself to be (be, be)...

http://www.alsbc.ca/images/gehrig_goodbye500.jpg

:lol::lol::lol: hahaha great!

(not gloating) thank you everyone, sharing this with all of you makes this so much more enjoyable (not gloating)

[milliehatchett]

You go ahead and gloat all you want!! Your chick is really adorable...I think she's cuter than the asian chick (who doesn't look all that Asian to me).

Have a great time!!!:clap:

[Hottub]

If I switch from my left hand to my right hand half way through, is that a threesome?:glurps:

Go ahead and gloat you bastard.

[Dougie Brootal]

You go ahead and gloat all you want!! Your chick is really adorable...I think she's cuter than the asian chick (who doesn't look all that Asian to me).

Have a great time!!!:clap:

thanks! she is asian though her dad is white. her mom doesnt speak any english, shes from korea. but thanks again for the compliment. and i cannot stress enough that i am absolutley floating, this is gonna be awesome. the good feeling i have, just thinking about it is indescribable, too bad im at work or id be jackin to the thought right now!

[led37zep]

thanks! she is asian though her dad is white. her mom doesnt speak any english, shes from korea. but thanks again for the compliment. and i cannot stress enough that i am absolutley floating, this is gonna be awesome. the good feeling i have, just thinking about it is indescribable, too bad im at work or id be jackin to the thought right now!

The Asian Gene mixes so well with so many other flavors. I'm happy for you doug, when you do include pics please edit out your cock...I have a family to think about here.

[Dougie Brootal]

The Asian Gene mixes so well with so many other flavors. I'm happy for you doug, when you do include pics please edit out your cock...I have a family to think about here.

ill see what i can do, but lucky for you guys i think ill just be watching, the first time. (and filming)

[mikeyboy]

The Asian Gene mixes so well with so many other flavors. I'm happy for you doug, when you do include pics please edit out your cock...I have a family to think about here.

You're worried that the sight of Doug's cock will cause you to leave your family?

[Hottub]

ill see what i can do, but lucky for you guys i think ill just be watching, the first time. (and filming)


:popcorn:

[Dougie Brootal]

You're worried that the sight of Doug's cock will cause you to leave your family?

Many a bi curious man has fallen under the spell...

its quite a sight.

[Midkiff]

Fuckin sweet, dude! I'll be rooting for you. Bring back video, and cream pie shots.

[IamPixie]

Oh



(p.s. In Your Face, Pixie!!! Booyah!!!)


You wish.

[Hottub]

You wish.



:clap:

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Congratz. Is this your first time with two girls?

[Kevin]

You sure she wasn't talking aboot dougiebrootal instead??

I hear he is much better looking and his cock is like 5 inches bigger...

































Thats what i heard...

[JPMNICK]

good times for douggie.

just remember to focus only on the new girl to make her as comfortable as possible.

[Hottub]

good times for douggie.

just remember to focus only on the new girl to make her as comfortable as possible.


Listen to Nick. He has lots of experience with threesomes.







So what if they were guys.:ohmy:

[Fallon]

Do it for Gvac!

[mikeyboy]

Geez, two women. That's got to be a lot of pressure to perform. Imagine how humiliating it would be if it didn't happen just because, when push came to shove, you couldn't pull it off. Imagine the disappointment on the faces of the two women. Then of course, there would we all the questions on the board -- "Hey, Doug. How did that threesome go?" Even if you lied and said it was great, those questions would just burn your secret shame into your psyche. Imagine if you got a threesome mod quote? Every time you posted in a thread, it would be a constant reminder of your failure.















































:devil2:

[JPMNICK]

Listen to Nick. He has lots of experience with threesomes.


So what if they were guys.:ohmy:

it's really all the same, just more hair in the drain after it's over

[EliSnow]

Do it with Gvac!

Fixed.

[buzzard]

You're worried that the sight of Doug's cock will cause you to leave your family?

:lol: that one got me:lol: Thanks Mikey!!..Tub...you guys are brutal!!...and funny!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

You sure she wasn't talking aboot dougiebrootal instead??

I hear he is much better looking and his cock is like 5 inches bigger...


Thats what i slurped...

Fixed it for ya

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Next time come Monday...


HE BROKE HIS DICK EARL!!! HE BROKE HIS DICK!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

You wish.

I DO! edit: ive been with a black chick before, i can handle it. just so ya know.

Congratz. Is this your first time with two girls?

yes

Geez, two women. That's got to be a lot of pressure to perform. Imagine how humiliating it would be if it didn't happen just because, when push came to shove, you couldn't pull it off. Imagine the disappointment on the faces of the two women. Then of course, there would we all the questions on the board -- "Hey, Doug. How did that threesome go?" Even if you lied and said it was great, those questions would just burn your secret shame into your psyche. Imagine if you got a threesome mod quote? Every time you posted in a thread, it would be a constant reminder of your failure.
:devil2:


if that happens, i will go to ny, get a job at your lawfirm, lightly brush my ass against your hand as you pass me in the hallway and sue you back to the stone age for sexual harrassment! im a lady, not some gutter whore!

[AngelAmy]

why are you still here???!?!?!??! go make it happen!!!

i was going to say this thread is useless without pics but you already posted pics
RUINER!!

[CJJames]

Geez, two women. That's got to be a lot of pressure to perform. Imagine how humiliating it would be if it didn't happen just because, when push came to shove, you couldn't pull it off. Imagine the disappointment on the faces of the two women. Then of course, there would we all the questions on the board -- "Hey, Doug. How did that threesome go?" Even if you lied and said it was great, those questions would just burn your secret shame into your psyche. Imagine if you got a threesome mod quote? Every time you posted in a thread, it would be a constant reminder of your failure.

:devil2:



In law school, students are taught how to take advantage of every argument or discussion in order to gain any kind of advantage. Of course, this skill is supposed to be used in court to win cases, but students mostly use the skill to humiliate others in private, or better yet, in public :smile:

[Dougie Brootal]

why are you still here???!?!?!??! go make it happen!!!

i was going to say this thread is useless without pics but you already posted pics
RUINER!!

i cant i gotta work, but well get the ball rolling on saturday night!


btw nice work on the modquote. whoever it was.

[AngelAmy]

i cant i gotta work, but well get the ball rolling on saturday night!


btw nice work on the modquote. whoever it was.

FUCK work...who needs work when you have two pussies calling your name?

FAG!!!

[Fallon]

FUCK work...who needs work when you have two pussies calling your name?

FAG!!!

Kevin and spoon are calling Doug?

[Dougie Brootal]

...when you have two pussies calling your name?


just the thought of 2 nice smoothly shaved vaginas...

moist...


glistening...


poised and ready...




uhhhh, i gotta.... um... go to...the uhhh... bathroom real quick for something that isnt jerking off.

[Dougie Brootal]

Kevin and spoon are calling Doug?

:lol::lol::lol:

youre on fire today arent ya?

[AngelAmy]

I really thought i was going to get line of the thread until fallon posted.....damn you and your wit, fallon!!!

[Gmann]

Hows it feel to be the guy most envied now on this messageboard??

I just wanna say ....I hate you. :devil2:


And at the same time Im happy for ya because its kinda like "home team scored", know what I mean.

Just make sure you bang the crap outta them, and then when theyre both passed out, take some pics with them unconsious and you doing the lumberjack,macho, hands on hip, "look what I did to you" pose. :clap:

[Judge Smails]

Threesome? . . . Huh. I wonder who this asian girl really is?










Oh, I don't know . . .










could it be maybe . . .









SATAN!!!!!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/catholiclouisiana/church_lady.jpg

Enjoy your hot little threesome you filthy heathen.

[Doctor Z]

Pardon me, but... while I am quite envious of you...

http://a172.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_185688baf58a69f3d7c1695ab72f7ed3.jpg

There are no asians in this picture.

[Judge Smails]

Seriously, congratulations you lucky dog. But why act like this is your first threesome. Don't tell me you've forgotten: NSFW (http://lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg)

[Dougie Brootal]

Pardon me, but... while I am quite envious of you...

http://a172.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_185688baf58a69f3d7c1695ab72f7ed3.jpg

There are no asians in this picture.

girl on the far left. i explained on the first page.

[AngelAmy]

Seriously, congratulations you lucky dog. But why act like this is your first threesome. Don't tell me you've forgotten: NSFW (http://lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg)

not safe for work?????? how about not safe for life?????

[Snoogans]

they all look like they could be homely cheerleaders.......good luck, bro

[Doctor Z]

girl on the far left. i explained on the first page.

Well, yeah I read it... But she's still not asian.

[Dougie Brootal]

Seriously, congratulations you lucky dog. But why act like this is your first threesome. Don't tell me you've forgotten: NSFW (http://lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg)

YOU SONOFABITCH! HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF THIS THREAD WITH YOUR BLASPHEMOUS PHOTOGRAPHS! THIS WAS GONNA BE MY "EPIC THREAD"! AND NOW, WELL I JUST DONT THINK ITS GONNA HAPPEN! THANKS!

[Judge Smails]

YOU SONOFABITCH! HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF THIS THREAD WITH YOUR BLASPHEMOUS PHOTOGRAPHS! THIS WAS GONNA BE MY "EPIC THREAD"! AND NOW, WELL I JUST DONT THINK ITS GONNA HAPPEN! THANKS!

I'm sorry. How's this work for you: NSFW (http://www.strapon-love.com/0612/asian-beaver/annalee-ashley.jpg)

[grlNIN]

The concept of a threesome baffles me when i think about it, I'd tear a bitch's eyes out.

More power to your girl though.

[TheGameHHH]

dude, i dont even know you yet i am extremely happy for you. enjoy this one buddy, tear their pussies up!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Furtherman]

What are the odds that your girl will leave you for this other chick? Or that she'll be jealous if you're paying to much attention to this third party?

Just something you might want to think about right before it starts. :laugh:

[TheMojoPin]

This is sure to end well.

[AngelAmy]

What are the odds that your girl will leave you for this other chick? Or that she'll be jealous if you're paying to much attention to this third party?

Just something you might want to think about right before it starts. :laugh:

yer gonna rooooooooooon it

[Snoogans]

yea don't be like E and fuck it all up

[Dougie Brootal]

Well, yeah I read it... But she's still not asian.

i try and remember to tell her you said that when im bangin her and she eatin my chicks pussy. :thumbup:

[Team_Ramrod]

I have this guitar....


You know, in case you're looking for a fourth.... but we could never touch or have eye contact... maybe a high five at the end, but that's it.

[Snoogans]

i try and remember to tell her you said that when im bangin her and she eatin my chicks pussy. :thumbup:

It would be awesome if this "Asian" also lied about not having a cock

[Doctor Z]

i try and remember to tell her you said that when im bangin her and she eatin my chicks pussy. :thumbup:

Okay thanks.

[Dougie Brootal]

itll be ok i promise. we have discussed everything out to the smallest detail. including everyones boundaries and such. all we gotta do is discuss with the new girl. ill probably just watch the first time or maybe get a bj from my chick while they mess around. trust me it wont end badly.

[Hosp]

Congrats, good for you, got any more pics of your girlfriend? Or the password to view the rest of that library on photobucket?

[Snoogans]

itll be ok i promise. we have discussed everything out to the smallest detail. including everyones boundaries and such. all we gotta do is discuss with the new girl. ill probably just watch the first time or maybe get a bj from my chick while they mess around. trust me it wont end badly.

HAHAHAHAHA RULES

Nice work, E. You better not wake up spooning with the "asian"

[JPMNICK]

itll be ok i promise. we have discussed everything out to the smallest detail. including everyones boundaries and such. all we gotta do is discuss with the new girl. ill probably just watch the first time or maybe get a bj from my chick while they mess around. trust me it wont end badly.

the only way this could end badly is if the asian chick dies in your bed. other than that, you are good to go.

or if she has a cock

[Dougie Brootal]

It would be awesome if this "Asian" also lied about not having a cock
shes hot enough where i wouldnt mind.

[Team_Ramrod]

the only way this could end badly is if the asian chick dies in your bed. other than that, you are good to go.

or if she has a cock

Says You

[JPMNICK]

shes hot enough where i wouldnt mind.

you are a trooper

[Dougie Brootal]

HAHAHAHAHA RULES

Nice work, E. You better not wake up spooning with the "asian"

well thats how ya gotta do it. this is a very fragile thing. and why do you keep calling me E?

[Snoogans]

find a better picture then, cause her face looks kinda nasty in the one you posted

[TheMojoPin]

I believe everything that people post on the interwebz.

I'm betting money that the "asian" is actually LordJezo.

[Dougie Brootal]

you are a trooper
not only that, but id probably lean over and give it a good suckling.

[Snoogans]

I believe everything that people post on the interwebz.

I'm betting money that the "asian" is actually LordJezo.

wait, so this 3 some is actually Dough, Jezo, and Justin Timberlake?

[JPMNICK]

well thats how ya gotta do it. this is a very fragile thing. and why do you keep calling me E?

It's from entourage and a PERFECT reference

[Furtherman]

I believe everything that people post on the interwebz.

I'm betting money that the "asian" is actually LordJezo.

Hahahahahaewwwww creepy.

[Dougie Brootal]

I believe everything that people post on the interwebz.

I'm betting money that the "asian" is actually LordJezo.

nah bro. shes a good friend of my chick. like 10 years they go back. lordjezos tits arent as nicely

[mikeyboy]

wait, so this 3 some is actually Dough, Jezo, and Justin Timberlake?

http://www.highwaygirl.com/hwg/images/pillsbury_doughboy.jpg

Hot!

[JerseyRich]

I have this guitar....


You know, in case you're looking for a fourth.... but we could never touch or have eye contact... maybe a high five at the end, but that's it.

Eiffel Tower Baby!

[IamPixie]

girl on the far left. i explained on the first page.
she's the best looking one of the lot

[TheMojoPin]

In all seriousness, this is a horrible, HORRIBLE idea...if your current girlfriend is someone you think you might want to spend your life with.

[Team_Ramrod]

she's the best looking one of the lot

But his girlfriend is in that picture.....:glurps:

[JPMNICK]

In all seriousness, this is a horrible, HORRIBLE idea.

every situation is different, but i would agree 95% of the time this leads to problems down the line which lead to breaking up.

but either way it is worth it

[JerseyRich]

Some people can handle it...


Just ask Mikey D!

[JPMNICK]

But his girlfriend is in that picture.....:glurps:

pixie only speaks the truth

[drjoek]

Be sure to run a nuisance batch first

This is the MOST romantic thing I have ever seen, tell us about it, post pictures of your chicks crotch.and pics of some chick you claim is asian who will be in this threesome How could this NOT end well


good luck with that

[Snoogans]

In all seriousness, this is a horrible, HORRIBLE idea...if your current girlfriend is someone you think you might want to spend your life with.

yea, he wont even have the luxury of this chick goin back to Arizona in a few days. He is gonna be stuck with the awkwardness. Didn't you watch Chasing Amy. NEVER do this shit

[JerseyRich]

yea, he wont even have the luxury of this chick goin back to Arizona in a few days. He is gonna be stuck with the awkwardness. Didn't you watch Chasing Amy. NEVER do this shit

Oh, how I miss "Finger Cuffs".

[TheMojoPin]

You might as well break up with your girlfriend and try and hook up a non-relationship involved threesome. You'd likely enjoy that threesome more and you'd saving you and your girlfriend some time and REALLY uncomfortable relationship collapse. Either way, the end result of you and your girlfriend crashing and burning is all but guarenteed.

[Snoogans]

get the Asian pregnant. That will make the next few months fun

[AngelAmy]

im all for getting a webcam and broadcasting it on paltalk

[grlNIN]

No friend of 10 years would ever get a chance from me or anyone else on this planet to screw my boyfriend.

A 10 year friendship, the only person who's going to be existing stage is you.

[Team_Ramrod]

pixie only speaks the truth

Shit man

[drjoek]

Its NOT dougiebrootal any more, WHY?

[Snoogans]

No friend of 10 years would ever get a chance from me or anyone else on this planet to screw my boyfriend.

A 10 year friendship, the only person who's going to be existing stage is you.

not even Mojo?

[grlNIN]

Oh the irony!

[drjoek]

Post from the future

douggrasso:
New thread
holyshitholyshitholyshit2
My Chick dumped me over some fucking threesome we stupidly had 6 months ago.

[Dougie Brootal]

okay. well were all adults and i think we can handle it but thanks for all your concerns.





ps pixie your mean.

[Snoogans]

okay. well were all adults and i think we can handle it but thanks for all your concerns.





ps pixie your mean.

don't fuck it up, E

[Dougie Brootal]

if any of you dont think you can do it than dont. but we have talked about it for a long time. i honestly dont think we have anyy issues like that. and if it doesnt work out.... sorry. but thats no reason not to try it out. bottom line, it can work. and i think itll be fine. no one sems to be reading the part about the boundaries. there are things that we are comfortable with and things we arent its not rocket science its sex. its not hard if you communicate and respect eachothers wishes. for the 3rd time.. im not really gonna be fucking this girl, my chick is and ill be with her. its something we both wanna try and are gonna try it out. she wants to be with a chick and i wanna watch. no one is gonna do anything they dont want to. and if everyones cool well do other things. its not that complicated.

[TheMojoPin]

Of course it's not.

Because none of this is true.

[Dougie Brootal]

Of course it's not.

Because none of this is true.
okay dude. im not gonna argue.

[Snoogans]

don't go try to talk to the other girl at her hotel after the threesome is done. you will run into Seth Green and he will start being a total cock

[King Hippos Bandaid]

youre not married

you can always replace this chick

have fun with threesomes and press every limit

no money can be lost

:king:

[drjoek]

if any of you dont think you can do it than dont. but we have talked about it for a long time. i honestly dont think we have anyy issues like that. and if it doesnt work out.... sorry. but thats no reason not to try it out. bottom line, it can work. and i think itll be fine. no one sems to be reading the part about the boundaries. there are things that we are comfortable with and things we arent its not rocket science its sex. its not hard if you communicate and respect eachothers wishes. for the 3rd time.. im not really gonna be fucking this girl, my chick is and ill be with her. its something we both wanna try and are gonna try it out. she wants to be with a chick and i wanna watch. no one is gonna do anything they dont want to. and if everyones cool well do other things. its not that complicated.

Board characters kill the board

[Dougie Brootal]

Board characters kill the board

i dont understand. are you saying im a board character because i told you all my chick wants to fool around with this girl and shes down? i dont get it.

[Snoogans]

just make sure you and the asian dude don't cross swords, Turtle

[Dougie Brootal]

just make sure you and the asian dude don't cross swords, Turtle
you watch too much tv.

[Snoogans]

its all from the same show

[drjoek]

i dont understand. are you saying im a board character because i told you all my chick wants to fool around with this girl and shes down? i dont get it.

Dr FranknFutter said it best When he sang:

Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin draped frame
As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry
Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same...

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever
Can't you just see it?

Don't dream it - be it.

Ach! We've got to get out of this trap
Before this decadence saps our will
I've got to be strong and try to hang on
Or my mind may well snap
Und my life will be lived for the thrills...

It's beyond me, help me Mommy

God bless Lily St. Cyr...

[JPMNICK]

this is going to be fucking awesome, regardless of the outcome.

[Dougie Brootal]

its all from the same show
i know



and if you guys wanna hate, at least be funny about it.

[Dougie Brootal]

Dr FranknFutter said it best When he sang:

Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin draped frame
As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry
Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same...

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever
Can't you just see it?

Don't dream it - be it.

Ach! We've got to get out of this trap
Before this decadence saps our will
I've got to be strong and try to hang on
Or my mind may well snap
Und my life will be lived for the thrills...

It's beyond me, help me Mommy

God bless Lily St. Cyr...

i still dont understanding

[Snoogans]

we are doin this to try to be nice, trust me we arent hatin

[Sarge]

Congratulations, have a blast.

[Dougie Brootal]

we are doin this to try to be nice, trust me we arent hatin
o sorry. play on!

[Snoogans]

Tell Sloan I said what's up back

[drjoek]

Tell Sloan I said what's up back
Game Set Match
:clap:

[TheMojoPin]

Funny?

When did Sandra Oh get caught in Spock's rice-picker?

[led37zep]

Doug if you need a new Avatar.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w177/DonnaBabe92/threesome.gif

[TheMojoPin]

I can't wait until Stephen Baldwin shows up calling sloppy seconds.

[Leticia]

Lol, congrats man.

I hope you have fuuun :) :clap:

[IamPixie]

she's the best looking one of the lot

shit I meant to say His girlfriend is the only hot one with picture. I can't tell my left from my right cause i'm stupid.

[DarkHippie]

Eiffel Tower Baby!

gayest. move. ever.

[Hottub]

Doug if you need a new Avatar.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w177/DonnaBabe92/threesome.gif


HAHAHA!!! NICE!

Doug is getting a threesome and his "Epic Thread" all at the same time!!

This is beautiful.

[Midkiff]

Fuck these haters.

Doug, you're a fag if you don't do this.

[Dougie Brootal]

shit I meant to say His girlfriend is the only hot one with picture. I can't tell my left from my right cause i'm stupid.

ohhhh! well i take back all those racial slurs i muttered under my breath when i read that.:tongue:

[Dougie Brootal]

Fuck these haters.

Doug, you're a fag if you don't do this.

thats what im sayin!

[DarkHippie]

Doug, fuck these chicks for me. Make them call you 'DarkHippie' while you're plowin them

"oooooohhhhhh Hippie . . ."

[AngelAmy]

i still say he's a fag for not doing it already

slacker fag!

[Dougie Brootal]

i still say he's a fag for not doing it already

slacker fag!

im leavin early! we havent even set it up, she just said she was into it. but she is gonna comeover tomorrw so we'll see, i guess thats when were gonna firm everything up. yeah well firm it up...firm it up real good.

[IamPixie]

ohhhh! well i take back all those racial slurs i muttered under my breath when i read that.:tongue:

:ohmy::glurps:
every time I try and pay you a compliment it always back fires.

[AngelAmy]

im leavin early! we havent even set it up, she just said she was into it. but she is gonna comeover tomorrw so we'll see, i guess thats when were gonna firm everything up. yeah well firm it up...firm it up real good.

I would have cum in both of their asses by now.

[envirogator]

must. have. angel.

[Team_Ramrod]

I would have cum in both of their asses by now.

That wins for 'my' post of the year.

God bless us....everyone!

[Team_Ramrod]

And so everyone knows.... I'm totally Jackin to this thread tonight!

[torker]

posting for posterity

[lleeder]

Since when do they celebrate Hanukkah in Asia?

[DarkHippie]

You should get them to play cards on your back

[Dougie Brootal]

You should get them to play cards on your back
i dont even know what that means.




btw pixie i love you anyways...ya know if ya wanna make this a 4some

[mikeyboy]

i dont even know what that means.

When a man and a woman love each other very much, the man takes his pee-pee...

It's an allusion to the old gag of two guys who have a girl "on the rotisserie", and they can play cards on her back. I don't think it actually works in this case, though. If it does, you're going to have to draw me a picture.

[TheMojoPin]

Fuck these haters.

Doug, you're a fag if you don't do this.

Really?

What if the two ladies are all about this because of...

http://www.bekinky.co.uk/ecommerce/bekinky/asp/info-strap-on-1.jpg

...hmmmmmmmmm?

Midkiff, you sexy freak. I had no idea you liked to party.

[Midkiff]

don't get me started on teh ghey again

I am taking the Bennington Defense on this one; if you ever turn down pussy, you're gay.

[Bulldogcakes]

The concept of a threesome baffles me when i think about it, I'd tear the bitch's eyes out.


Awww shucks. That's so sweet. I had no idea you cared so much.*sniffle*

[Bulldogcakes]

yea, he wont even have the luxury of this chick goin back to Arizona in a few days. He is gonna be stuck with the awkwardness. Didn't you watch Chasing Amy. NEVER do this shit

He's been watching "Big Love"

[TheMojoPin]

don't get me started on teh ghey again

I am taking the Bennington Defense on this one; if you ever turn down pussy, you're gay.

OK, I gotta turn into Serious Steve here...are you really going to apply a radio bit to real life circumstances where it has a really good chance to fuck up your relationship? Unless you're applying this stupid mantra all the time and you'll even basically (metaphorically) slap, say, your wife in the face when you get married by fucking another woman just because she's willing to, just please wrap up the 6th grade bullshit for once.

[lleeder]

OK, I gotta turn into Serious Steve here...are you really going to apply a radio bit to real life circumstances where it has a really good chance to fuck up your relationship? Unless you're applying this stupid mantra all the time and you'll even basically slap, say, your wife in the face when you get married by fucking another woman just because she's willing to, just please wrap up the 6th grade bullshit for once.

So you're saying money snatch isn't a good idea either?

[TheMojoPin]

So you're saying money snatch isn't a good idea either?

Only on every other Tuesday.

[Hottub]

Lighten up. He's a kid.
He is getting a once in a lifetime shot. He's not married. Engaged to be married, etc.

I also give Doug credit for agreeing to this.

I'd be spray painting the fucking walls within 5 minutes of a threesome.:wallbash:

[Marc with a c]

i've read some of this thread, and it doesn't make me happy for dougie at all, it just makes me irritatingly jealous.

[lleeder]

Is this the same girl you broke up with 3 months ago?

[scottinnj]

Really?

What if the two ladies are all about this because of...

http://www.bekinky.co.uk/ecommerce/bekinky/asp/info-strap-on-1.jpg

...hmmmmmmmmm?

Midkiff, you sexy freak. I had no idea you liked to party.

Well, that would explain how the card game is accomplished. You alright with that Doug?

[scottinnj]

if you ever turn down pussy, you're gay.

Or too broke to afford the alimony.

[lleeder]

i've read some of this thread, and it doesn't make me happy for dougie at all, it just makes me irritatingly jealous.

of the two girls?

[Friday]

oooh... nothing sexier than a threesome when you have no idea what you are doing in bed.

no disrespect darlin.... but the best threesomes happen when you actually know how to please one person, nevermind two.... have fun, kiddo! :bye:

[drjoek]

When a man and a woman love each other very much, the man takes his pee-pee...

.

Go On:blink::ohmy::glurps:

[scottinnj]

oooh... nothing sexier than a threesome when you have no idea what you are doing in bed.

no disrespect darlin.... but the best threesomes happen when you actually know how to please one person, nevermind two.... have fun, kiddo! :bye:


Before my threesome, can I practice with you? Just to make sure I'm doing things right, you know-for science! :innocent:

[Bulldogcakes]

oooh... nothing sexier than a threesome when you have no idea what you are doing in bed.

no disrespect darlin.... but the best threesomes happen when you actually know how to please one person, nevermind two.... have fun, kiddo! :bye:

Doug, play this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rakv-LKhdow)

[Bulldogcakes]

Before my threesome, can I practice with you? Just to make sure I'm doing things right, you know-for science! :innocent:

Begging is so hot.















. . . or not.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Who knew Doug could fix air conditioners and do impressions?

[IamFogHat]

I would say 'goddammit, go to hell doug, but really what I want to say is congratulations of the highest order my friend, con-fuckin-grats.

[Team_Ramrod]

oooh... nothing sexier than a threesome when you have no idea what you are doing in bed.

no disrespect darlin.... but the best threesomes happen when you actually know how to please one person, nevermind two.... have fun, kiddo! :bye:

Oh don't worry Friday, My lil Dougiepoo can Definately handle one person... this is just the natural progression.

[hedges]

Best post post/thread I've seen...put a damn smile on my face... Congratulations dougrasso

[mendyweiss]

Hey Dougie, when is post time ?

[ryno1974]

This thread is the best batch material I have come a cross in a long time.

Damn man, your chicks ass is so hot I would never bother even looking for a third until she gave that up!

[Snoogans]

http://www.tchain.com/otoneurology/images/eye-chart.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

Something tells me somebody got cold feet.

No update yet, and this was supposed to happen yesterday evening, right? If this had happened, it would be impossible to shut him up.

[Snoogans]

one, it was prob bullshit, and if it wasn't, even with these skanks he prob nutted before it started and then fell asleep

[Kevin]

The asian fucked him then broke his jaw..

[IamFogHat]

Have you fucked those two broads yet Doug?

[hedges]

Didn't he say Saturday?

[suggums]

The asian fucked him then broke his jaw..

as long as she didn't chain the doors and shoot everyone

[Fallon]

Have you fucked those two broads yet Doug?

He's either too busy smiling or crying to post. 50/50 shot.

[Team_Ramrod]

This thread is the best batch material I have come a cross in a long time.

Damn man, your chicks ass is so hot I would never bother even looking for a third until she gave that up!

That's mean, talking about another guys chicks ass....

As far as not looking for a third until she gave it up.... C'mon bro, that WAS Doug's philosophy. Natural progression.

[Tall_James]

He's probably in a hotel bathtub full of ice, missing one kidney.

[Midkiff]

C'mon, Doug, enlighten us!!!!

[sailor]

That's mean, talking about another guys chicks ass....

As far as not looking for a third until she gave it up.... C'mon bro, that WAS Doug's philosophy. Natural progression.

if doug's going to post crotch shots of his gal, how is it wrong of someone else to comment (in a positive nature at that!)? i just hope the other chick was told her pics would be in this thread before doug posted them.

[JPMNICK]

i have 100% faith that doug smashed that shit last night

[torker]

They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.

[JesterOfSadness]

He's probably in a hotel bathtub full of ice, missing one kidney.

Or worse..both of them confessed that they are cannibals and they ate Doug alive..

God speed young knight..:glurps:

[JPMNICK]

Or worse..both of them confessed that they are cannibals and they ate Doug alive..

God speed young knight..:glurps:

thats a hell of a way to die.

[Dougie Brootal]

ok update: fake asian bullshitted to go play beerpong saturday night. BUT my friend scot and his chick came up from NC and surprised us friday night and after hitting a few bars we all went back to my chicks place a slammed a bottle of vodka and ended up having a sorta orgy where i was nailin my chick a scot was nailin his chick and the chicks were makin out a sucking a licking each others boobs and itwas pretty awesome other than i saw scots cock so i think im now gay on a technicality. and if you go back and read i didnt say anything about the threesome happening this weekend i said she was gonna hang out on sat. and we were gonna lay down the rules. the thread is about my chick tellin me she asked fake asian and fake asian said she would be into it. we have not ever set anything up. just an agreement that she was in. the friday night thing wa unexpected. we were all just sittin around drnking and my chick just started kissin danielle and we all kinda watched until they got naked and we joined in.

[Dougie Brootal]

and please dont call my chick a skank ever again. its not nice and even if its a joke you dont know me or her like that. thanks.

[Friday]

raise you hand if you smell something burning....pants perhaps..... :bye:

[lleeder]

itwas pretty awesome that i saw scots cock so i think im now gay
Whatever you into dude

[Kevin]

raise you hand if you smell something burning....pants perhaps..... :bye:


I smell something.. And the only time it ever burns is on a prank.. Left on someones doorstep..

[Fallon]

Better luck next time. (http://squirrel3some.ytmnd.com/)

[johnniehardrock]

have the 15 minutes of my life back that I just spent reading the most uneventfull post ever. From bangin his girl and a "hot" asian chick to seein his buddies cock. Sound great. What happend to this.

Holyshitholyshitholyshitholyshit!!!!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Oh

My

God!!!



My Chick Just Called And Told Me Her Really Hott Asian Friend Is Down With A Threesome, With Us, Me Included!!!!!

Holyshit!holyshit!holyshit!

(p.s. In Your Face, Pixie!!! Booyah!!!)

edit: this was all caps, to convey the excitement, ya know, but for some reason it didnt show up that way.

[drjoek]

This is NOW the worst thread on the internet
holy SHIT indeed

[Snoogans]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKIN CROSS SWORDS. You ruined it all, and you lost your epic thread.

[SatCam]

someone please change the thread title to something a little less urgent

[JPMNICK]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKIN CROSS SWORDS. You ruined it all, and you lost your epic thread.

he couldn't help it Drama is just so damn sexy

[Snoogans]

my request by Fallon for a new title was denied. I wanted him to make this thread title "I stared at a penis while I fucked my GF"

[torker]

Never send a boy to do a man's job.

[TooLowBrow]

close but no cigar... but you at least got to SEE the cigar

[lleeder]

Even Mafia Life Chris said he never believed this one for a second.

[Team_Ramrod]

That's alright Dougybear, Even though it didn't go down this weekend I still have faith in you.
And besides, You still managed to go at it with your chick in the presence of others... I've been trying to get mine to do that for 7 years.

She's so stupid too! Her ONLY defense against doing it is "I'm not going to do that in front of my parents".

Women.





Good luck Bro.

[Snoogans]

why have you been tryin to add a cock to your sex for 7 years?

[TheMojoPin]

why have you been tryin to add a cock to your sex for 7 years?

Yeah. If he and his girlfriend have been getting by without one for so long, why add one now?

[IamPixie]

you'll get em next time, tiger.

[JerseyRich]

you'll get em next time, tiger.

Now that's sarcasm the whole family can enjoy!

Well done Pixie.

[IamPixie]

Now that's sarcasm the whole family can enjoy!

Well done Pixie.

I was actually trying to be encouraging, but whatever works.

[Dougie Brootal]

jeez. do i have to say this again? ok here goes:

I NEVER SAID IT WAS HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND. I ONLY SAID THEY BOTH AGREED TO IT. IT WAS ONLY GOING TO BE DISCUSSED ON SATURDAY. AND I STILL THINK GROUP SEX IS A LITTLE MORE EXCITING THAN ANYTHING ANY OF YOU GUYS DID THIS WEEKEND

[smiler grogan]

well, i got food poisoning this weekend. Do you still think that a lil' group sex is more exciting than that?
Maybe yes maybe no.

[drjoek]

jeez. do i have to say this again? ok here goes:

I NEVER SAID IT WAS HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND. I ONLY SAID THEY BOTH AGREED TO IT. IT WAS ONLY GOING TO BE DISCUSSED ON SATURDAY. AND I STILL THINK GROUP SEX IS A LITTLE MORE EXCITING THAN ANYTHING ANY OF YOU GUYS DID THIS WEEKEND

SO this is what you need to do to feel good about your self? Didnt your Mother give you enough attention when you were a kid?
You started this "Epic Thread" and now you don't like the direction it took. A moderator should change the name of this thread to Im a Post Whore who wants everyone to think I live a real life porn movie .

I for one had a very exciting weekend.
PM me if you would like to find out what I did.

[Dougie Brootal]

i dont care about the direction it took but its not like i ever said this was definatley happening this weekend im sorry if none of you understand that. i was just excited that my chick asked her and she said ok. some of you guys are getting a little to into this.

[Midkiff]

I'm still holding out hope for ya, Doug! I still want pictures when it DOES happen!

[drjoek]

i dont care about the direction it took but its not like i ever said this was definatley happening this weekend im sorry if none of you understand that. i was just excited that my chick asked her and she said ok. some of you guys are getting a little to into this.

Fair enough but please no more size 7 fonts
Its Monday Morning for God sake

[Dougie Brootal]

ok. deal.

[grlNIN]

AND I STILL THINK GROUP SEX IS A LITTLE MORE EXCITING THAN ANYTHING ANY OF YOU GUYS DID THIS WEEKEND[/SIZE]

Nope.

I went to a pumpkin patch and it was delightful.

[mendyweiss]

I f anyone got to second base this weekend, their weekend was better than mine !

[Furtherman]

Hey, she chose beerpong over a threesome. Shit happens.

[Dougie Brootal]

well she is flakey.

[TheMojoPin]

Maybe
the
dingo
ate
your
threesome.

[drjoek]

Nope.

I went to a pumpkin patch and it was delightful.

With Linus?????:laugh:

[grlNIN]

More like Jesus, it was at church.

[IamPixie]

Maybe
the
dingo
ate
your
threesome.

that's pretty good.

[DolaMight]

Nope.

I went to a pumpkin patch and it was delightful.

Me too, took the family for a nice seasonal outing and I didn't see a single raging hard-on. Not exciting, but just nice.

[IamPixie]

Me too, took the family for a nice seasonal outing and I didn't see a single raging hard-on. Not exciting, but just nice.

I went to a spooky haunted house!

[mikeyboy]

We took the kids to Maryland to visit the grandparents. Also, I got to meet the great Dr. Steve on Friday.

[drjoek]

I went to look at a beach house I may buy in RI Then listened to Phishy Whatever with some of the kids from the cool table( I think they finally like me since I gave them all my cigarettes:smoke:) watched my son pitch a one hit complete game shutout in AAU Fall ball, 18-19U wooden bat league. Then watched Football then baseball.
Watched Legally Blonde the Musical with wife and 16yo daughter on MTv. She had gone to see it for her sweet 16 party with a bunch of friends.
It wasn't a threesome but me and the Mrs had a twosome before sleep. :thumbup:

[Dougie Brootal]

I went to look at a beach house I may buy in RI Then listened to Phishy Whatever with some of the kids from the cool table( I think they finally like me since I gave them all my cigarettes:smoke:) watched my son pitch a one hit complete game shutout in AAU Fall ball, 18-19U wooden bat league. Then watched Football then baseball.
Watched Legally Blonde the Musical with wife and 16yo daughter on MTv. She had gone to see it for her sweet 16 party with a bunch of friends.
It wasn't a threesome but me and the Mrs had a twosome before sleep. :thumbup:

that actually does sound pretty cool./ wholesome. but still cool. except for the legally blond musical.

[Kris10]

Forget Dougie..... lets worry about the girls!

[Hottub]

Then listened to Phishy Whatever with some of the kids from the cool table( I think they finally like me since I gave them all my cigarettes:smoke:)

How long did it take you to get rid of the Man-Ass smell?

It wasn't a threesome but me and the Mrs had a twosome before sleep. :thumbup:

I had a onesome!:annoyed:

[drjoek]

that actually does sound pretty cool./ wholesome. but still cool. except for the legally blond musical.

Actually Legally blonde aint half bad. There are some hot chicks in it and it makes the wife and daughter smile and laugh and thats a good thing. I would not discount the tie in to me getting a little action with sitting through the show with wifey so Ill take it:clap:

[drjoek]

How long did it take you to get rid of the Man-Ass smell?



I had a onesome!:annoyed:

Man Ass Smell = impossible to get off easily. :furious:

:lol:

onesome is part of life sometimes

[Team_Ramrod]

why have you been tryin to add a cock to your sex for 7 years?

I think you missed my point.

[TheMojoPin]

Actually Legally blonde aint half bad. There are some hot chicks in it and it makes the wife and daughter smile and laugh and thats a good thing. I would not discount the tie in to me getting a little action with sitting through the show with wifey so Ill take it:clap:

If you didn't see a single erect penis in person while you yourself also had wood, it simply isn't a weekend.

[Dougie Brootal]

If you didn't see a single erect penis in person while you yourself also had wood, it simply isn't a weekend.

but ya shoulda seen the hot chick it was goin into!!

[TheMojoPin]

but ya shoulda seen the hot chick it was goin into!!

Did you guys high five?

[EliSnow]

Did you guys high five?

What they did probably would be called a "low one."

(Hopefully not too vague of an image.)

[DolaMight]

What they did probably would be called a "low one."

(Hopefully not too vague of an image.)

Swordfighting?

[EliSnow]

Swordfighting?

Yep.

[grlNIN]

Did you all screw with Korn music on?

[TheMojoPin]

Was the other dude Bam? Or did you just pretend it was him to keep going?

[Dougie Brootal]

high five at breakfast the next day

Was the other dude Bam? Or did you just pretend it was him to keep going?
i pretended:down:

[Dougie Brootal]

Did you all screw with Korn music on?

no, but we had a porn in the dvd player.

[IamPixie]

what kind of porn?

[Dougie Brootal]

what kind of porn?

it was called award winning sex scenes, it was a compilation antd there was alot of jenna jameson scenes.

[TheMojoPin]

no, but we had a porn in the dvd player.

Suddenly, more cocks enter the equation.

[Dougie Brootal]

Suddenly, more cocks enter the equation.

but..there was vaginas there too!!

[TheMojoPin]

but..there was vaginas there too!!

Yes, but the original point was how the number of vaginas compared to your schlong was increasing...now it's suddenly turned into a sausage-fest. And since it was a porn comp, I'll bet the number of dongs now outpaces the ladies.

[Dougie Brootal]

Yes, but the original point was how the number of vaginas compared to your schlong was increasing...now it's suddenly turned into a sausage-fest. And since it was a porn comp, I'll bet the number of dongs now outpaces the ladies.

well i still think it was pretty cool. my friends chick was hotter than the fake asian. and she actually showed up!

[Snoogans]

well i still think it was pretty cool. my friends chick was hotter than the fake asian. and she actually showed up!

I would hope so, considering the fake asian looked like she got kicked in the mouth by a Mule. I mean a real mule, not that Mule that your buddy was staring at

[Dougie Brootal]

I would hope so, considering the fake asian looked like she got kicked in the mouth by a Mule. I mean a real mule, not that Mule that your buddy was staring at

you really think she was not attractive at all? just askin your opinion, not looking for a fight.

[JesterOfSadness]

Honestly, I didn't think "Fake Asian" was hot.

[Dougie Brootal]

her nose looks kinda busted in those pics now that i look back, but some people just look better in person, my chick included. and alot of the pics i took of her were when we woke up really early cuz we both had ridiculous absinthe hangovers and couldnt sleep.

[Snoogans]

her mouth just looks jacked up. She looks like one of those Cali types chicks who is hot and super dumb and annoying, but then somewhere from the nose to the chin it got all fucked up

[King Hippos Bandaid]

247 Posts, good job sir

We learned that Fake Asians and 3 Somes always generate Interest

:king: