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ralphbxny

10-31-2007, 06:24 AM

I have had a sour tummy for a couple days...it has come to a bad ending last night. While I was sleeping I must have farted and blew bit of shit stew out. I crapped my shorts and the bed.

That being said I just bought a new sheet comforter set for my chick on Sat night which was on the bed. I already washed them and they are currently drying.

Should I tell my chick I shit on her new sheets?

Sour Stomachs Suck!

Marc with a c

10-31-2007, 06:27 AM

RAAMONE

10-31-2007, 06:27 AM

i admit i "sharted" before. i knew my girl was coming home soon so i tried to run out and throw the boxers in the trash but she was pulling in the parking lot so i quickly threw the boxers underneath someons car and acted like i was going out to get the mail at 1 am. i later told her and she thought it was hilarious

angrymissy

10-31-2007, 06:32 AM

Jeff shit his pants on Paltalk while he was at work.

Sheepy couldn't stop laughing about it for 2 days straight.

topless_mike

10-31-2007, 06:37 AM

tell her.
maybe she will love you more.

Kris10

10-31-2007, 06:40 AM

I wouldn't want to know. Handle it and leave me out of it.

Dougie Brootal

10-31-2007, 07:17 AM

hahahahaha!!!

buzzard

10-31-2007, 07:34 AM

there's a time to share,I'm not sure that was the time! g'head tell her,what's she gonna do? you've already done it to yerself.:surrender:

moochcassidy

10-31-2007, 07:41 AM

id give her my usual..nutttin

'deny everything'

King Hippos Bandaid

10-31-2007, 07:42 AM

sucks to be you

I get acid reflux, but it dont affect me down there

:king:

meanmrbill

10-31-2007, 07:43 AM

First, tell her you just washed the comforter, then have her put it close to her face to see how nice it smells, THEN tell her

Judge Smails

10-31-2007, 07:45 AM

http://www.stanford.edu/group/virus/adeno/2004takahashi/webpage/diarrhea%20pic,%20symptoms%20and%20disease%20page. jpg

SouthSideJohnny

10-31-2007, 07:54 AM

she was pulling in the parking lot so i quickly threw the boxers underneath someons car

That's the funniest thing I've ever read!

ralphbxny

10-31-2007, 08:03 AM

I am still just eatin toast and water...everything is in place and febreezed!! Like it never happend!

Marc with a c

10-31-2007, 08:04 AM

oh it happened poopy pants. and dont think for a second we'll let you forget it.

ralphbxny

10-31-2007, 08:40 AM

Yeah...mod quotes stink!

King Hippos Bandaid

10-31-2007, 08:44 AM

Yeah...mod quotes stink!

you know you love it Crappy Mc CrapPants

:king:

ralphbxny

10-31-2007, 10:12 AM

Kids can be so cruel!

Stankfoot

10-31-2007, 07:35 PM

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/wherespoppa.jpg

you took a dump in the bed?

joethebartender

11-01-2007, 04:05 AM

Whaddup, Spud?

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JPMNICK

11-01-2007, 04:37 AM

dont tell her anything. you paid for those sheets. you can do whatever you want to in them

Hottub

11-01-2007, 05:47 AM

Shit and Shut!

ralphbxny

11-01-2007, 07:53 AM

Of course I didnt tell her. I cleaned it anyway! She wont know...she slept like a baby last night.

Midkiff

11-01-2007, 08:28 AM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/464531324_a332fe20b5_o.jpg

Doctor Z

11-01-2007, 08:43 AM

.HOLY SHIT, ME TOO!!!

CRAP BROTHERS!!!

hurlmon

11-01-2007, 08:58 AM

i admit i "sharted" before.

Since you brought up "sharted"

What is the line between sharting and just plain shitting your pants?

Yerdaddy

11-01-2007, 09:18 AM

http://www.stanford.edu/group/virus/adeno/2004takahashi/webpage/diarrhea%20pic,%20symptoms%20and%20disease%20page. jpg

"...CHA! CHA! CHA!"

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/ba/Cornholio.jpg

tele7

11-01-2007, 12:04 PM

Yeah...mod quotes stink!

They sure do.

Hottub

11-01-2007, 01:44 PM

They're not all bad!:thumbup:

IamPixie

11-01-2007, 01:47 PM

you should really work on tighten up that sphincter.

JPMNICK

11-01-2007, 01:48 PM

you should really work on tighten up that sphincter.

it sounds so hot when you say it

Furtherman

11-01-2007, 01:56 PM

Since you brought up "sharted"

What is the line between sharting and just plain shitting your pants?

I don't know, but I like your avatar.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=16353&dateline=1193068309

It's what a Ron-Fez Love Monkey would look like.

moochcassidy

11-01-2007, 02:11 PM

I don't know, but I like your avatar.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=16353&dateline=1193068309

It's what a Ron-Fez Love Monkey would look like.

yeah i was just wondering about that. its cool

Andomray

11-01-2007, 03:01 PM

you should really work on tighten up that sphincter.

I dub it Sphegels.

hurlmon

11-02-2007, 06:32 AM

I don't know, but I like your avatar.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=16353&dateline=1193068309

It's what a Ron-Fez Love Monkey would look like.

Thanks. Found it passing time with google images.

joethebartender

11-02-2007, 07:05 AM

Since you brought up "sharted"

What is the line between sharting and just plain shitting your pants?

I think that the "line" that you ask about might somehow be defined in (a.) stainage or (b.) some unit of mass.
OR,
it's all just a matter of semantics, really, It may be up to the afflicted to determine which term to use by the degree of damage caused by the escaped shit.
e.g., Sharted = some degree of stainage to the underwear and a little mud in the cheeks. Shitting your pants = "hey, I think I feel some of it oozing past the back of my knee."

I hope I helped.http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sick/sick0019.gif
Love,
-Joe

SatCam

07-01-2009, 03:38 PM