I was just...

[milliehatchett]

molested by my shower massage. I kept saying no but it was insistent! When it was all over, I scrubbed and scrubbed but I still feel dirty. Now I'm afraid to go back into the shower.... :glurps:

[Marc with a c]

no means yes

[Furtherman]

Could have been worse. It could have been a shampoo bottle.

[drjoek]

Sit back and enjoy the ride.

[cupcakelove]

You could try taking a bath, but I wouldn't suggest it. This shower head sounds amazing.

[milliehatchett]

no means yes

Do you speak fluent shower massage???

[Marc with a c]

Do you speak fluent shower massage???

i speak fluent rape.

[drjoek]

Once you go shower massage you never go back

[Don Stugots]

you were asking for it. let me ask you, what were you wearing at the time? hussy.

[milliehatchett]

you were asking for it. let me ask you, what were you wearing at the time? hussy.

A burka...

[JerseyRich]

Did your pugs look at you like they knew you had just done something dirty?

I can't look any animals in the face after something like that.

[Don Stugots]

Did your pugs look at you like they knew you had just done something dirty?

I can't look any animals in the face after something like that.

after you were raped or after you rape the animal?

[JerseyRich]

after you were raped or after you rape the animal?

Had I wished this to become a beastiality thread I could have done that without your help sir!

p.s. Pugs are not good rape subjects.

[milliehatchett]

Had I wished this to become a beastiality thread I could have done that without your help sir!

p.s. Pugs are not good rape subjects.

My little pug Dewey rapes my big pug Petey. Petey just lays there with a bored look on his face. Dewey, however, looks very intent but needs to work on his technique. He's a little toooo humpy.

[JerseyRich]

My little pug Dewey rapes my big pug Petey. Petey just lays there with a bored look on his face. Dewey, however, looks very intent but needs to work on his technique. He's a little toooo humpy.

I've never been accused of being too humpy.

That's hot.

[Don Stugots]

jerseyrich is too humpy.


millie, a burka? slut.

[milliehatchett]

jerseyrich is too humpy.


millie, a burka? slut.

Wow! Thank you...I'm flattered!

[JerseyRich]

jerseyrich is too humpy.


millie, a burka? slut.

I've been accused of being too lumpy. Too humpy is just funny.

I find myself being too dry humpy sometimes.


Wait...I think we need a detailed account of this shower massage scene.

[ChrisTheCop]

"Now show me this shower massage you were talking about..."

http://www.hugpug.com/photos/sheba_layout5/20060920_shower_2.jpg

[milliehatchett]

Perhaps I wasn't clear....my pugs were NOT in the shower when I was attacked. If they'd been in there - that offending piece of plumbing would have been ripped to shreds...They're killers I tell you!

[JerseyRich]

Perhaps I wasn't clear....my pugs were NOT in the shower when I was attacked. If they'd been in there - that offending piece of plumbing would have been ripped to shreds...They're killers I tell you!

This thread is useless without pictures.

[Midkiff]

show us the pictures!!!!!!!

[Chigworthy]

A childhood friend had a cairn terrier (male) that would rape a cabbage patch doll, then get raped by their neighbor's male cat.

[ChrisTheCop]

This thread is useless without pictures.

show us the pictures!!!!!!!

http://distractiblemind.ambulatorycomputing.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/psycho-shower-scream.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/12/9c/wellPersonalMassageAllWaterpik_Original_Shower_Mas sage_SM3U-resized200.jpg

BOO!

[Death Metal Moe]

On a side note, look at these things:

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/2e/52/wellPersonalMassageAllWaterpik_Flexible_Shower_Mas sage_SM600-resized200.jpg

http://www.waternatureofgeorgia.com/images/shower/shower-massage.jpg

http://electrical.onbigline.com/p/81/images/rainshowr-kdf-shower-filter-with-massage-shower-head-replaceable-cartridge.jpg

They're so phallic it's a joke. If I were a woman I'd totally masturbate with those things.

[topless_mike]

On a side note, look at these things:

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/2e/52/wellPersonalMassageAllWaterpik_Flexible_Shower_Mas sage_SM600-resized200.jpg

http://www.waternatureofgeorgia.com/images/shower/shower-massage.jpg

http://electrical.onbigline.com/p/81/images/rainshowr-kdf-shower-filter-with-massage-shower-head-replaceable-cartridge.jpg

They're so phallic it's a joke. If I were a woman I'd totally masturbate with those things.

reminds me (sort of) of a scene in naked gun 2 2/12
where somebody breaks into janes apartment and drebin sticks the hose in the burglers mouth, and the valve breaks. the guy fills up with water and pops.

[SatCam]

sounds like you got shower head

[JerseyRich]

sounds like you got shower head

http://mathstat.carleton.ca/~rhfischl/great_pyramid/pyramid.jpg

:clap:

[buzzard]

I'm sure you enticed it! :laugh:

[milliehatchett]

This thread is MERCIFUL without pictures.

Fixed it for ya!!! :happy:

[Gvac]

Perhaps I wasn't clear....my pugs were NOT in the shower when I was attacked. If they'd been in there - that offending piece of plumbing would have been ripped to shreds...They're killers I tell you!

No doubt. Those grotesque montrosities had better be good for something.

[milliehatchett]

No doubt. Those grotesque montrosities had better be good for something.

*shaking fist* why you, if you weren't a lady I'd.....

[Hottub]

*shaking fist* why you, if you weren't a lady I'd.....


Well played, Millie:clap:

[Death Metal Moe]

*shaking fist* why you, if you weren't a lady I'd.....

pee my name in the snow?

[Arch Stanton]

At Wackbag we have a thread:
Just Jerked Off Thread.

This is the usual entry after reading something like this:

and.....Post

The and...post gets around to other threads but it started at the Just Jerked Off Thread.

[milliehatchett]

pee my name in the snow?

I could totally pee your name in the snow....if your name is *bwat*