Post Purgatory

[buzzard]

I smelled that!

[Crispy123]

Just because you're a lawyer and show insider you think your all that, well you're not buddy!!!


And all the rest of you can kiss my ass!!!

http://www.mydisplayimage.com/blog/premium/anim_finger.gif

[Chigworthy]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-07/vibra-finger.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Just because you're a lawyer and show insider you think your all that, well you're not buddy!!!


And all the rest of you can kiss my ass!!!

http://www.mydisplayimage.com/blog/premium/anim_finger.gif

Ass

[ChrisTheCop]

Ass

he didnt say type "ass"
he said kiss his!

[Chigworthy]

Type my ass, buster!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

thank god they cant hear my farts

:king:

[reillyluck]

Ass

tell me about it. thats no way to talk about Elisnow!!!

[EliSnow]

tell me about it. thats no way to talk about Elisnow!!!

Thanks for having my back, guys.

:wink:

[Dougie Brootal]

you know who sucks? eli sn..I MEAN chigworthy. that guy chigworthy sucks. :unsure:

[buzzard]

some of my sigs are really questionable,yet really funny.:unsure:

[lleeder]

As foreplay 7,8,9.

[buzzard]

gambling is far easier than postwhoring!

[Dougie Brootal]

gambling is far easier than postwhoring!

its really not. trust me.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

2 cents, very funny, good job with that name (no sarcasm)

:king:

[Marc with a c]

As foreplay 7,8,9.

i was going to type something like that, but i deemed it too unfunny.

thanks two cents.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i was going to type something like that, but i deemed it too unfunny.

thanks two cents.


I like it

its better than too stents, (sorry fezzie)

:king:

[Marc with a c]

I like it

its better than too stents, (sorry fezzie)

:king:

give it some time angus burger.

[lleeder]

i was going to type something like that, but i deemed it too unfunny.

thanks two cents.

i often find myself writing out responses that i either deem to unfunny

Just trying to follow the thread rules.

[Marc with a c]

Just trying to follow the thread rules.

good boy

[lleeder]

This thread should be stickied so its always easy to find.

[Marc with a c]

This thread should be stickied so its always easy to find.

was that meant for this thread of another one?

it gets confusing in here.

[lleeder]

That was for another thread. Now that you mention it, this thread should be stickied so its always easy to find.

[lleeder]

That was for another thread. Now that you mention it, this thread should be stickied so its always easy to find.

That wasn't something I deemed funny. Its something unfunny enough to post here.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

give it some time angus burger.


i know, my genes state it will be around 60

I have been good in 2007 35 lbs lost, and Lots of Turkey and Grilled Chicken

but FIVE GUYS had to open minutes from my job

:king:

[Marc with a c]

somebody should sticky this.

[sailor]

somebody should sticky this.

ewww

[Dougie Brootal]

somebody should sticky this.

ewww

too late.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/splooge.gif

[buzzard]

I hope I can continue to win..enough so I can take a trip to NY just to meet these animals :clap:

[sailor]

i am NOT a racist flaming homosexual!

[buzzard]

it's hard to make a listening thread fun all by yerself! I wish I had more friends:sad:

[sailor]

it's hard to make a listening thread fun all by yerself! I wish I had more friends:sad:

my first day i can post in the listening thread they're doing best-of's. life ain't fair sometimes.

[Chigworthy]

We really gotta get this thing stickied.

[buzzard]

We really gotta get this thing stickied.

I was thinking locked :wink:

[sailor]

ignorance runs quickly?? http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3808/estaunboulet4hf.gif

[midwestjeff]

Cunts.

[sailor]

how are there two professional athletes named heath slocum (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/players/profile?playerId=630) and heathcliff slocumb (http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/slocuhe01.shtml)? what are the fuckin' odds?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

jews suck at thanksgiving

:king:

[cougarjake13]

J-E-T-S

SUCK SUCK SUCK

[Marc with a c]

who goes to iraq for thanksgiving?

[mikeyboy]

Your wife must be a good cook.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

why do Chinese restaurants close on thanksgiving

they have no claim to our holiday, they should be forced to work 365 days a year

:king:

[Marc with a c]

ok, we get. you watch seinfeld.

[Marc with a c]

all of a sudden it's 9 out of 10.

[reillyluck]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/FuckYou-3.jpg

[sailor]

who goes to iraq for thanksgiving?

mccain?

[reillyluck]

you need new material, you pieces of repeating shit!!!

[sailor]

you need new material, you pieces of repeating shit!!!

[epo]

And that's when she told me that Marc with a C had a little one.

[lleeder]

I think the ex was made up.

[sailor]

well said, sharin.

[BoondockSaint]

I bet they taste like a rolled up pair of Cavaricci's.

[Crispy123]

Awww, thats not why you're a tool.

:dry::dry::dry:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you start waaaay too many threads and 3/4 of them suck balls

(not patsopinion)

:king:

[IamPixie]

nobody gives a fuck what you think, newb.

[IamPixie]

Ditch that gimmick already. PLEASE!

[cougarjake13]

i have to take a shit but as george carlin says " you dont really take a shit, you leave a shit"

[Marc with a c]

you sure that was a cigar?

[sailor]

jock sanders and ed collington??

[IamPixie]

again the thread is old now. Shut up about it.

[IamPixie]

wow. Your dad should have pulled out.

[sailor]

wow. Your dad should have pulled out.

i like angry pixie.

[sailor]

he should wrap it up unless he wants more little -z's running aboot.

[underdog]

wow. Your dad should have pulled out.

i like angry pixie.

I second that thought.

[IamPixie]

Hbox is the man.:clap: I'm only posting it here cause I refuse to go back to that thread.

[sailor]

just for food? wow.

[drjoek]

Alkeys pole
:laugh:

[buzzard]

It's time for me to fly away :surrender:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the :king: is copyrighted

:king:

[mikeyboy]

the :king: is copyrighted

:king:

Sure, by the person who created it, but not by you. You might be able to argue that it's a trademark, but if I get dragged into testifying during that litigation, I'm putting you on a really, really long vacation.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Sure, by the person who created it, but not by you. You might be able to argue that it's a trademark, but if I get dragged into testifying during that litigation, I'm putting you on a really, really long vacation.

doh, I meant trademark

way to correct my nonsensical statement

:king:

[mikeyboy]

My giant smiley mocks your little smiley.

http://www.kingsmiley.com/images/logo10.gif :king:

[drjoek]

My giant smiley mocks your little smiley.

http://www.kingsmiley.com/images/logo10.gif :king:

Thats not a knife
http://www.philosophyblog.com.au/images/crocodile-dundee-screenshot-you-call-that-a-knife.jpg

This is a Knife
http://www.philosophyblog.com.au/images/crocodile-dundee-screenshot-you-call-that-a-knife11.jpg

[buzzard]

I really need a vacation!

[Gvac]

I never knew it grossed you out so much.

[ralphbxny]

I really need a vacation!

shhhh....big brother will hear you!

[buzzard]

I thought Hottub was my friend,Obviosly he's a c much like Marc only worse! what a meany! All I wanted was a lil bit of appreciation for doing what I did! what a revolting devolpment!:innocent:

[Marc with a c]

who the fuck let that asshole back?

[buzzard]

I won't tell anybody that it was you

[sailor]

who the fuck let that asshole back?

hippo?

[cougarjake13]

ummmm....what

[Gvac]

This is precisely why I fell head over heels for that woman.

[Marc with a c]

how did i miss the linger longer thing?

what that be about yo?

[epo]

What are we going to finish this thread everyday with a discussion on how that racist flag is somehow "not racist"? Grow up.

[Chigworthy]

Sounds like you should drive the F-150.

[buzzard]

I won't say that again!

[Crispy123]

It was a shit transplant done by a shit doctor in a shit hospital!!!

[Marc with a c]

i nominate 'eat shit grandma' to take over the final choice in all the polls over 'pee in my butt' and 'fuck you i'm starting my own board'

[reillyluck]

literal laura.

[ChrisTheCop]

spics are funny.

[sailor]

i never watch previews. i like to be surprised.

[patsopinion]

shhhh....big brother will hear you!

its to late
http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/mepics.nsf/view/scifi4/$File/scifi4.jpg

[DolaMight]

Huh, so who's the hermaphrodite now?

[buzzard]

I can't believe this fem is gonna have the next epic thread!

[IamPixie]

douchebag

[SHANEFROMGA]

[QUOTE=buzzard;1530697]I can't believe this fem is gonna have the next epic thread![/QU

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z18/monkeypoot/Picture012.jpg

[midwestjeff]

Wow. That guy does a great Dylan impression.

[Marc with a c]

wow that's alot.

how many inches of foreskin do you have?

[midwestjeff]

I just thought you wanted to suck some Snoop dizzle dick.

[IamPixie]

why don't you just fuck and get it over with already?

[lleeder]

unfounded speculation?...boooo, booo, booo...I love unfounded speculation...boooo, boooo, boooo

[epo]

This whole tradition of wearing pants at work is just killing me.

[lleeder]

Now I understand why he was busy. The circle is complete.:innocent:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

if you don't pull out your machete, you are still alive dumbass

:king:

[drjoek]

Two of the worst threads in .net history

[sailor]

i hope you fall off a boat and drown.

[DolaMight]

If you dug a hole from here to china you could have a shitting contest against a chinese on who's shit will hit the earth's core first. Now that's a sport.

[IamPixie]

jerk face.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

fucking losers, i dont post about the Giants and THIS is what happens

:king:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

fucking losers, i dont post about the Giants and THIS is what happens

:king:


the anti jinx, worked like a charm

your welcome

:king:

[cupcakelove]

I hate you and everything you stand for.

[Marc with a c]

nobody watches these videos.

[Marc with a c]

if you look back on the new years resolution thread from last year you will see i've accomplished everything i wanted. i'm eating healthier and i have my own internet radio show.

[lleeder]

Well with these last two threads I'd have to say, job well done.

[BoondockSaint]

One that fits in your mouth.

[Marc with a c]

One that fits in your mouth.

was this meant for the 'your role on rf.net' thread?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the shows doing fine Grandpa

:king:

[Chigworthy]

the shows doing fine Grandpa

:king:

I wonder....who could it be?

[Marc with a c]

holy smokes alkey is so wrong.

[reillyluck]

you really are losing your touch.

[Marc with a c]

oh man. this is some fucked up shit.

MIKEY HELP

[Gvac]

http://www.homevideos.com/movies-covers/SEEMSLIKEOLDTIMES.jpg

[Earlshog]

the anti jinx, worked like a charm

your welcome

:king:

thank you sir! :clap:

[IamPixie]

Egg nog?....but......you're jewish.

[Marc with a c]

Egg nog?....but......you're jewish.

i know. that's like a handful of gentiles playing dradle and eating jewcakes.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Egg nog?....but......you're jewish.


:lol:

3/4 Jewish and now having christmas eve and christmas day with my in laws for last 10 years


:king:

[Earlshog]

:lol:

3/4 Jewish and now having christmas eve and christmas day with my in laws for last 10 years


:king:

How can you be 3/4 a religon? Regardless...

I'm gonna say the ole one drop rule applys here...

[IamPixie]

I don't like the gvac jokes. You're all turds.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

How can you be 3/4 a religon? Regardless...

I'm gonna say the ole one drop rule applys here...

my grandpa and aunt's last name castagno and full catholic, my mom was 1/2 catholic, I estimated 1/4 but it is closer to 32/100 Catholic

:king:

[IamPixie]

my grandpa and aunt's last name castagno and full catholic, my mom was 1/2 catholic, I estimated 1/4 but it is closer to 32/100 Catholic

:king:

Yea, but have you tasted the body and blood of our Saviour?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Yea, but have you tasted the body and blood of our Saviour?

he does have a six pack of abs, so I may on the dl

to be honest I am a letdown to both religions

:king:

[IamPixie]

he does have a six pack of abs, so I may on the dl

to be honest I am a letdown to both religions

:king:

so that's a no.

[lleeder]

to be honest I am a letdown to both religions

:king:

lets just say "to society" and make it a clean sweep

[King Hippos Bandaid]

so that's a no.

its a no, what if my kids are raised catholic, do I get a free pass

:king:

[IamPixie]

its a no, what if my kids are raised catholic, do I get a free pass

:king:

no

[King Hippos Bandaid]

no

maybe the buddhist's will have me, I have the belly shape of their god

:king:

[drjoek]

Watch a movie, start a weak thread great idea:wallbash:

[drjoek]

You've got long beautiful wavy hair.
Ok,we get it already
:innocent:

[IamPixie]

You've got long beautiful wavy hair.
Ok,we get it already
:innocent:

it really is beautiful, though.

[EliSnow]

Yea, but have you tasted the body and blood of our Saviour?

mikeyboy?

[sailor]

i know. that's like a handful of gentiles playing dradle and eating jewcakes.

we have chanukah cookies. shortbread draydels, menorahs and s.o.d.'s (and not the band, you buncha sillys).

[sailor]

i don't think there really was a "clint"

[IamPixie]

just sick.

[midwestjeff]

960.
Couldn't log out with an odd number of posts.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

stupid sissy fag

:king:

[buzzard]

avoid the politics and religion threads
avoid the politics and religion threads
avoid the politics and religion threads
avoid the politics and religion threads
avoid the politics and religion threads
avoid the politics and religion threads
avoid the politics and religion threads
avoid the politics and religion threads
avoid the politics and religion threads
avoid the politics and religion threads

[Marc with a c]

i think gvac's balls are falling off his genitalia.

[BoondockSaint]

Rules are rules, so down goes the whiskey.

[IamPixie]

this is good. this is VERY good.

[Marc with a c]

thank you for the cd, but conacting him wasn't in the original contest rules, and i graciously decline.

[buzzard]

I thought Chucky Cheese was dead ....*whew!*

[EliSnow]

Avoid any NSFW links posted by buzzard.
Avoid any NSFW links posted by buzzard.
Avoid any NSFW links posted by buzzard.
Avoid any NSFW links posted by buzzard.
Avoid any NSFW links posted by buzzard.
Avoid any NSFW links posted by buzzard.
Avoid any NSFW links posted by buzzard.

[Gvac]

Two faced mother fucker.

[torker]

Can you point me to the banning?

[mikeyboy]

Can you point me to the banning?

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64710&page=3

[cougarjake13]

the mets should trade

[epo]

I prefer Cheap Trick as a four piece.

[IamPixie]

cohutta got kelly anne pregnant? that sly dog....

[cupcakelove]

Wow, this site really is loosing steam....

[lleeder]

I say beg her to take you back everyday for a week and if that doesn't work shit on her stoop.

[drjoek]

Worst "body art" i have ever seen

[torker]

this cloud
this cloud
this cloud
this cloud
this cloud
this cloud
this cloud
this cloud

[cupcakelove]

There's some funny smelling soap on my desk.

[drjoek]

lil abner reference?
What are you 90y.o.?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I never really liked the king smiley


edit I LOVED the king smiley


the stupid smiley is sole reason i get scooped in the person above you threads

[IamPixie]

I never really liked the king smiley


edit I LOVED the king smiley


the stupid smiley is sole reason i get scooped in the person above you threads

i'm so proud of you! ditch it forever. when I see that smiley I go into a blind rage.

[IMSlacker]

:king:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i'm so proud of you! ditch it forever. when I see that smiley I go into a blind rage.


its gone forever

[IamPixie]

its gone forever

he's growing up http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/hug002.gif (http://www.axpi2.net)

[sailor]

messageboards with sigpics of people hanging themselves = classy

[IamPixie]

I saw that too.

[lleeder]

Thats what happens when you leave Shangri la.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I fucking hate CAPS

[Marc with a c]

man, that fits perfectly

[lleeder]

man, that fits perfectly

he is as ugly as his annoying voice


:innocent:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I better be ugly to you fags

[King Hippos Bandaid]

serves you right, you anti hippo prick

[Chigworthy]

Is Robert Plant playing the cowardly lion in some wizardly dimension that he imagines? I bet his douchey mane of hair traps a lot of shit particles when he takes a gnarly old-man dump.

[reillyluck]

serves you right, you anti hippo prick

im really diggin on

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/hippo.jpg

[sailor]

yeah, it was a corny joke. so what?

[EliSnow]

It's fucking cold here.

[sailor]

It's fucking cold here.

just go inside the mcdonald's

[IamPixie]

I'm not even gonna dignify your post by responding in the thread. They're two beautiful girls and you're gonna sit there and judge?you're probably some fat fuck living with mommy. Let's see what you look like you douche bag.

[underdog]

I'm not even gonna dignify your post by responding in the thread. They're two beautiful girls and you're gonna sit there and judge?you're probably some fat fuck living with mommy. Let's see what you look like you douche bag.

:clap:

[sailor]

girls kissing girls is never a bad thing.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow he has a written impediment also

[drjoek]

Dragging up old threads full of inside jokes is eliteist.
That why there are so many new boards

[drjoek]

2000 creepy posts would be the perfect amount to quit posting.

[buzzard]

so what? BFD get over it!

[IamPixie]

*sigh*

[ChrisTheCop]

*sigh*

http://www.sysperling.com/images/Sy-Sperling-photo-300.jpg

[DolaMight]

I see I overlooked a detroit joke. I take back one of my ha's.

[DiabloSammich]

Now I'm definitely coming.

And I don't mean to the party. BOOYAH!!!

[Marc with a c]

it isn't alec either.

[reillyluck]

emily sucks dick.

[Gvac]

Some people push their humor too far.

I hate when I have to punch a one-time friend in the face.

Seriously.

[Hottub]

Indeed she does.

[sailor]

isn't that just arguing about who it was stolen from?

[buzzard]

bite me ya fem!

[reillyluck]

uh oh.

[IamPixie]

uh oh.

spaghettios

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cant a game of tag make everything all better

[thejives]

I hate Al and Billy so much it hurts.

[EliSnow]

Funny, because I think that eating liver when pregnant is really good for the baby.

[buzzard]

ech!

[lleeder]

That was definately passed to him by Than or E-rock.

[Don Stugots]

i hate you.

[mikeyboy]

i hate you.

:sad:

[Don Stugots]

i hate you.

:sad:

its ok because i was referring to myself.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Everybody needs to take a deep breath and quit over reacting... jeez

[Don Stugots]

CRAP! Fezforprez is back.


just kidding budday!

[IamPixie]

yuck!

[Marc with a c]

down?

[buzzard]

wish I knew how to quit you!

[IamPixie]

enough with the food threads! Get your mind off your stomachs people...

[thejives]

I'm posting at the end of this thread, but I haven't read a goddam post in it.

[Dougie Brootal]

you non-thread-reading-piece-of-shit! what if some one else already posted what you just did?!?!

[thejives]

If I read any posts in this thread that would have offended me

[Dougie Brootal]

If I read any posts in this thread that would have offended me

i wasnt even talking to you, mind your own business ya jerk!

[thejives]

I couldn't stop myself from reading my own quote.

But I still don't care what you said about it.

[Marc with a c]

it isn't rap, it's reggae.

i'm glad somebody got it.

[IamPixie]

thanks for "informing" me. kill me now

[Marc with a c]

haha. you stink. that made me laugh

[Dougie Brootal]

haha. you stink. that made me laugh

YOU ARE WELCOME.

[IamPixie]

YOU ARE WELCOME.

what's your deal today? too much coffee?

[Dougie Brootal]

what's your deal today? too much coffee?

what do ya mean? did i do something wrong?

[Marc with a c]

what's your deal today? too much coffee?

not enough cock

[IamPixie]

what do ya mean? did i do something wrong?

you seem all keyed up.

[thejives]

I'm so excited there's another hot chic pic thread.
but I would never tell anyone that.

[Dougie Brootal]

you seem all keyed up.

oh. sorry. just trying to be funny. i still havent figured it out.

[buzzard]

sometimes it's heaven,sometimes it's hell,sometimes I don't even know! I guess R&F.Net is what Willie & Waylon meant when they sang that!:unsure:

[IamPixie]

eat shit, snow!

[Dougie Brootal]

who the hell is getting my subscription to ebony magazine?!?!?!?!

[buzzard]

where's my kid-toucher quarterly?:huh:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

eat shit, snow!

it always does on the sidewalk near my house

curb your fucking dogs people

[Chigworthy]

Who watches NBC?

[lleeder]

Buck up.

[thejives]

It's friday night.
I'm taking an online quiz about beating up 5 year olds.

I'm in serious trouble aren't I?

[MellySmelly]

What about Mrs. Dash?
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9579/mrsdashow4.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

:king:

[sailor]

:king:

somewhere, pixie is crying.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

somewhere, pixie is crying.


its purgatory, i just wanted to get one out of the system

not gonna happen again

[IamPixie]

N/m

[lleeder]

N/m

damn missed it.

[midwestjeff]

As far as "we don't have any balls goes", I don't think that MTV's
choices of what can be heard have any relevance on a national
consciousness level. I'm sick of this "we have no..." shit everytime some
scumbag corporation makes a decision to censor something.
Who is this "WE"? Enough with the sweeping generalizations already.
MTV made the decision. MTV has no balls.

[MellySmelly]

You learned about the "dick in a popcorn box" trick at an early age.

[thejives]

I'd really like to meet her and give her a piece of my mind.

[jauble]

You learned about the "dick in a popcorn box" trick at an early age.

You truly learn the trick when you remember to let the popcorn cool first

[IamPixie]

I'm scared and confused. Somebody hold me.

[thejives]

poor girl.
She'll just have to try being straight now.