I would pay $1000 a night to stay at Fez's house..

[MobCounty]

Being a goddamn west coaster I feel like I am always on the outskirts of RnF. I'm hoping to fly out to NY with the lil'lady to see the show in person in the not so distant future. When I do come out, I don't want to stay at the damn DoubleTree. I want to stay in one of the cool folks houses. Here is what I will pay to stay the night at each personalities house for two or three nights. A couch is acceptable, no nudity pls.

FEZ: $1000 per night

RON: $750 per night

DAVE: $500 per night

EARL: $250 per night

BXJ: $100 per night

SHEEPY: $50 per night

OTHER: negotiable :wink:

MC

[PapaBear]

You're willing to pay an extra $250 for TV dinners and a ride on the tram?

[led37zep]

Stop giving west coasters a bad name.

The price for Ronnie B's would be much much higher than Fez but is unattainable by any listeners pay grade

This could be an interesting thread tho. Which show member would you most like to crash at?

I'd have to say Dave. Lots of Booze, you could pretty much party till you passed out, and Casey seems really cool.

[PapaBear]

I'd stay at Earl's. He's never there.

[MobCounty]

You're willing to pay an extra $250 for TV dinners and a ride on the tram?

I thought a bit on that one and it was tough. Frankly, I need a drinking partner where I stay. Yes, Ron's time is golden, he is a master and his time priceless... However, I would feel bad sipping a scotch at his place.

[tele7]

I'd stay at Earl's. He's never there.

:thumbup:

[Chigworthy]

STALKER PATTY: Priceless?

[zentraed]

I'd like to have dinner at Ron's, then sit around for a bit smoking cigars and talking physics. Afterwards, I'd either hang with Bronx Johnny or Dave. Johnny just so I could see a part of the world I don't usually see, and Dave 'cuz I can drink 'til the sun comes up :drunk: (of course, he'd be the one falling down).

[MobCounty]

I'd have to say Dave. Lots of Booze, you could pretty much party till you passed out, and Casey seems really cool.

I agree with that too.. Fug, to see Dave in person could be priceless.. I could even picture him taking me in for 1.5k on a three day weekend.

BUT! BXJ would be the man to stay with too. You just know if you rolled with him, you would be in for a crazy weekend. I'd prolly pay $750 to hang with him for a weekend if he picked me up from the airport.

[led37zep]

I agree with that too.. Fug, to see Dave in person could be priceless.. I could even picture him taking me in for 1.5k on a three day weekend.

BUT! BXJ would be the man to stay with too. You just know if you rolled with him, you would be in for a crazy weekend. I'd prolly pay $750 to hang with him for a weekend if he picked me up from the airport.

Bring your own weed. If you've lived in cali your whole life the term "mexi-weed" should be a familiar term.

[MobCounty]

I'd like to have dinner at Ron's, then sit around for a bit smoking cigars and talking physics. Afterwards, I'd either hang with Bronx Johnny or Dave. Johnny just so I could see a part of the world I don't usually see, and Dave 'cuz I can drink 'til the sun comes up :drunk: (of course, he'd be the one falling down).

Hrm, here is my dream stay.
A dinner with Ron and Fez followed by a night at Fez's place = $1500 [meal included] One night at Dave's place $500, one night at BXJ's place $350..

I'd give everyone 20% for gratuity to boot.

[MobCounty]

Bring your own weed. If you've lived in cali your whole life the term "mexi-weed" should be a familiar term.

I would bring my perscription.. OHH, the back pain..:smoke:

[tele7]

Hope you are an early riser, Fez usually farts himself awake around 7am.

[Chigworthy]

Skippy evacuates wormy masses at 6:45.

[capper-this]

I would spend $1,000.00 for a night at Fez's only if he serves punch and pie.

[ToLEEdo]

Pepper Hicks place for sure. I know there is no bed for him even...but I would pass out anyways.

[deliciousV]

Ronnie B. wouldn't walk to his mailbox for 750, he'd wait untill SI was in there......he's said as much

[Gmann]

Only $50 for a night at casa de Sheepy ??

[lleeder]

Only $50 for a night at casa de Sheepy ??

Yeah cause you have to sleep under the dining room table.

[MadMatt]

Only $50 for a night at casa de Sheepy ??
Yeah cause you have to sleep under the dining room table.

:lol:

You beat me to it!

:lol:

[YourAmishDaddy]

This could be an interesting thread tho. Which show member would you most like to crash at?



Lilly's place.







What?

[SniperDudeMJS]

I'd stay at Earl's. He's never there.

But everything from the XM prize closet is. Even better.

[OGC]

I'd stay at Earl's. He's never there.

But everything from the XM prize closet is. Even better.


Are we talking about staying at Earl's real apartment, or the "studio" apartment that he spends most of his time at ?

[donnie_darko]

if dave is actually the role he plays on air i'd think you'd be getting a call from him pretty soon.

he seems hard up for cash.

[ToLEEdo]

Dave will eat his own shit for like $10...why would it cost so much to stay at his house.

[SHREDDEDCOCKMEAT]

how much to stay at lilly's............

[BenFromIowa]

as far as the accomodations at fez's... i just don't think i could bring myself to spend $1000 on the same ambiance I can get for free at the crazy old cat lady's house up the street. i would, however, drop a grand on a chance to possibly spoon with fezzie.

[Fezticle98]

as far as the accomodations at fez's... i just don't think i could bring myself to spend $1000 on the same ambiance I can get for free at the crazy old cat lady's house up the street. i would, however, drop a grand on a chance to possibly spoon with fezzie.

"This fatty needs a fuckin"

I feel like it's time to bring back soundboard Fez.

[DolaMight]

How much would it be to stay at Casa de Cumia. I couldn't afford it. Manoir Mooch?

I'd pay a cool G for a night at Chez Fez though. The sheer awkwardness of me fiddling with his over dusted collectibles would be worth ever dollar. I'm gonna call pitz tomorrow to make a reservation.

Besides, 1000 bones is only like 50 bucks for us Canadians nowadays.

[Fezticle98]

How much would it be to stay at Casa de Cumia. I couldn't afford it. Manoir Mooch?

I'd pay a cool G for a night at Chez Fez though. The sheer awkwardness of me fiddling with his over dusted collectibles would be worth ever dollar. I'm gonna call pitz tomorrow to make a reservation.

Besides, 1000 bones is only like 50 bucks for us Canadians nowadays.

You C-rich bastard!

[Hottub]

as far as the accomodations at fez's... i just don't think i could bring myself to spend $1000 on the same ambiance I can get for free at the crazy old cat lady's house up the street. i would, however, drop a grand on a chance to possibly spoon with fezzie.

Rude and Rude! Leave Fuzzy out of this!:ohmy:

[MobCounty]

The sheer awkwardness of me fiddling with his over dusted collectibles would be worth ever dollar.

I was wondering that too.. I also started to wonder if fez could poop with a guest in his house.

Just imagine the sheer terror Fez would feel if a 'guest' released a real growler in the bathroom, while he personally had to hold his in for a whole weekend..

:flush:

[Caseyelan]

No offense dude...But no.... No one stays here, regardless of what dave says. That's just insane.

[ToLEEdo]

No offense dude...But no.... No one stays here, regardless of what dave says. That's just insane.

Haha, the voice of reason!

[Thebazile78]

Yeah cause you have to sleep under the dining room table.

Not anymore; he's graduated to sleeping in the basement.

[Sheeplovr]

Not anymore; he's graduated to sleeping in the basement.

I HAVE A BIG BOY BED

[ToLEEdo]

I HAVE A BIG BOY BED

Is it shaped like a race car?

[cupcakelove]

No offense dude...But no.... No one stays here, regardless of what dave says. That's just insane.

Dave said it was cool on the air, I think now you're legally obligated.

[Caseyelan]

HO HO HO. no.

[ToLEEdo]

Dave said it was cool on the air, I think now you're legally obligated.

Nothing Dave says can be used legally or even sensibly.

[SatCam]

id probably pay $1000 to sleep in lilly's laundry room :devil2:



sorry casey

[Coach_Mac]

I can't be forced to pick which house to stay at. That's like choosing between shoes or a cake.

[Death Metal Moe]

Move over LordJezo, there's a new "King of Creepiness" in town baby!!!

[Midkiff]

throw in a blowjob, and you got a deal

[RoyMunson]

if i'm paying $1000 a night to stay at Fez's, somebody is getting fucked.

[MobCounty]

HO HO HO. no.

Can I get an idea of what kind of accommodations we can expect? I've never seen a pic of your guy's place.

Don't get me wrong, I don't expect any special treatment on your part, but I figure I would be polite and ask if I should bring my own bedding, shampoo, washcloth and other necessities. Also, do you have room for my lady too? I hate to be a MobCounty +1, but she is a fan too. :D

Also, whats a good time of year to visit?

:innocent:

[angrymissy]

Strummer will eat your face.

[lleeder]

if i'm paying $1000 a night to stay at Fez's, somebody is getting fucked.

Just be careful not to loosen Skippy's impacted shit if you go for anal.

[zildjian361]

i'd pay the $1000 if Stugots, Moe, Gvac , or the lovely Reilly,would throw in $500.can't stay there alone.:laugh::smoke::drunk: