I confess: I enjoy novelty Christmas songs. Please forgive me.

[Judge Smails]

So, we went away on a family weekend trip and discovered that XM has started broadcasting the Holly Channel on 103, even though it's still two weeks until Thanksgiving. Of course, I was outvoted 3 to 1 and was stuck listening to 103, and only 103, for the entire weekend.

Christmas music is OK in small doses, but sweet baby Christmas Jesus it can be torture, especially when your wife and two kids are singing along for two days straight. I would have rather spent the weekend being waterboarded.

Anywho, I realize that I do get some degree of joy out of hearing the novelty songs, no matter how bad they are. I actually catch myself singing along in my head at times. I think it's because they represent a kind of anti-Christmas sentiment that is so sorely need at this joyous time of year. Anyone else enjoy these things, or am I just that big a fag?

Some of my favorites (feel free to add your own):

South Park: "Merry Fucking Christmas"
Lou Monte's "Dominic the Donkey"
How Ya Doin' Boys' "The 12 Days of a Guido Christmas"
Bob and Doug McKenzie's "12 Days of Christmas"
Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song"

[mikeyboy]

Hey, Billy. I think you've got a sale here.

[buzzard]

Ohh man,I thought it was just me that liked that shit;Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire,The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen,Wreck The Malls,Grandma Got Runover By A Reindeer..I could go on add nausea...opps,I just did!

[drjoek]

South Park: "Merry Fucking Christmas"
Lou Monte's "Dominic the Donkey"
How Ya Doin' Boys' "The 12 Days of a Guido Christmas"
Bob and Doug McKenzie's "12 Days of Christmas"
Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song"

"Grandma got run over by a reindeer"
Maybe a local thing but "Christmas in Easthaven"
Dogs barking Jingle bells
That Hannukkah song WAS funny once now it s just plain annoying and on all the time

[BoondockSaint]

"Christmas in Hollis" Run D.M.C.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you're a good man

so you are forgiven

I sometimes wish we lived in a fascist state so they can ban Holiday Songs

:king:

[A.J.]

The only Christmas song that matters. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfb6wTUijI4)

[GreatAmericanZero]

maybe i read this thread too fast, but did no one mention "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses? C'mon! it doesnt get better than this!

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[ralphbxny]

Yeah Xmas sucks...especially the music.

[epo]

Christmas songs?

I don't even know you people anymore.

[buzzard]

http://www.buzzard8.com/b8003.html


If you have any suggestions send them to me in mp3/wma format,I'm dumb enough to add them!:drunk:

[zathrus]

i'm partial to the adam sandler song and grandma got ran over by a reindeer