SleevesLife.com Contest

[JustJon]

Yeah, we're giving away 5 Sleeves CDs, courtesy of STI...

You have been recruited into one of the RonFez.Net crime families and you have to commit crimes, whack a guy, off a guy, whack off a guy and whatever else your Don asks you to do, using your laser eyes, robot legs, chainsaw nipples, etc.

From the creative entries below, we'll pick a winner to receive a brand spanking new Sleeves CD. Contest is open to everyone but RF.Net Admins and Sleeves.

[mikeyboy]

Ron & Fez play (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=3169)

[patsopinion]

i dont get it

[ChrisTheCop]

I cant follow what either of you are saying.
Whats that cloud of smoke in the Admin Lounge?



(edit after Mikeyboys comments below): So they made MafiaLife.com more ridiculous? Whats next? Making the sun hotter?

[mikeyboy]

Listen to the audio. It should make more sense.

Ron & Fez ran with the MafiaLife gimmick but made it really ridiculous with robot arms, ant-bazooka guns and time machines. Play the game in this thread (sorta). Most original entry gets a prize.

[Don Stugots]

like this?

"Yo, Gomba Marc with a K, use your chainsaw hands and chop those pricks heads off and take the money"

[Marc with a c]

This contest sounds gross.

I hope nobody whacks off on me.

[Don Stugots]

This contest sounds gross.

I hope nobody whacks off on me.

dont look at the stain on your left pant leg, near the shin. HEY, i said don't look.

[ChrisTheCop]

dont use your laser eyes to look at the stain on your left pant robot leg, near the robot shin. HEY, i said don't look. No problem, just jump in the time machine and I'll tell you again.

fixed it so that you might win the contest.

[Marc with a c]

"ah yo! Boom, I justed ejaculated on your face with my venom semen now you're dead.

[reillyluck]

stugots, wackoff on marcs Gabagool.

[Marc with a c]

Bam. I smelled reillys cunt through my jail cell and hit her with my pirana sperm.

She'll be dead shortly.

[mikeyboy]

stugots, wackoff on marcs Gabagool.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Marc with a c]

Hey mikey three fingers just ate my poison precum calzone.

[Tall_James]

Here's a honey-baked ham basted with flesh-eating bacteria and AIDS. Bon Appetit!

[reillyluck]

Bam. I smelled reillys cunt through my jail cell and hit her with my pirana sperm.

She'll be dead shortly.

thats where youre fooled stunad. Im wearing The shirt you always wear to board events. its a pirana sperm shield.

[Marc with a c]

Whatza matta you? That shirt aint no spunk shield.

"Hey yo ma, bring me over two fingaz of dat germy jizz drink for reilly"

[Chigworthy]

I got enough to worry about getting whacked-off on the street! I gotta come home for this!

[Marc with a c]

Oopps. Now ronfez.net redirects you to "readthisyouredead.net" now you're all gone.

[Don Stugots]

Whats a matter fo you? You dick or sutem? I got on my anti-dead reading glasses. Reilly get ova hair and give Marc the poison Gannol' that we took from Gvac's joint.

[reillyluck]

Hey Stugots, look at this empty suit gavone here tryin' to make a name for himself! I says we take him in da back a trow him to a tree!

[Marc with a c]

Abracadabra both use's high heels turned into cement shoes and use sleep wit the fishes now.

[Don Stugots]

Maybe he don't hear us too good since we aint speakin fluent rape but I assures uses dat the cum on you pants is acid and it's burning a whole in your how do dey say "crotchal" area and in a minute or three you wills be dead.

[reillyluck]

Maybe he don't hear us too good since we aint speakin fluent rape but I assures uses dat the cum on you pants is acid and it's burning a whole in your how do dey say "crotchal" area and in a minute or three you wills be dead.

He's gonna get wacked from your Spacchiu!!!! ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[mikeyboy]

I switched Angel Amy's gloves wit poison gloves and now half the broads on dis here board are poisoned tru dere boobs.

[Hottub]

Hey Reilly, you spoiled ginny brat, take out Mikey with your dealy peroxide spray. Then the Mod family can take control of the Admin family and set this thing right.
And don't worry about those junior mods, I got a guy on the inside.

[Furtherman]

I'm chrowin' towels over Stugots and Mikeyboy's heads and puttin' them in the batchroom with Lordjezo and lockin' the door.... now youse can't leave.

[drjoek]

Hey youse guys get that spray can outta hottubs hand i think hes gonna trow it at yaz

[reillyluck]

Hey Reilly, you spoiled ginny brat, take out Mikey with your dealy peroxide spray. Then the Mod family can take control of the Admin family and set this thing right.
And don't worry about those junior mods, I got a guy on the inside.

Vaffanculo a Lei, la sua moglie, e' la sua madre. Lei e' un cafone stronzo. Io non mangio in questo merdaio! Vada via in culo!


which in translation means:

You, sir, go fuck yourself--and your wife and your mother. You are a common turd! I'm not going to eat in this shithouse. Fuck you!

[Hottub]

It's actually
Fuck Ass to her, his wife, and his mother. She is a cafone fucker. I do not eat in this shit store! Go away in the ass! :surrender:

[reillyluck]

It's actually
Fuck Ass to her, his wife, and his mother. She is a cafone fucker. I do not eat in this shit store! Go away in the ass! :surrender:

hahaha! just like a un pompinaio! stay away from the "freetranslation.com"

:tongue:

Takes Hottubs keyboard and rubs marc with a c's Pirana sperm. You's a dead testa di merda NOW! :devil2:

[Don Stugots]

standin outside ah Bar 9 wit you humps and pullin on my shirt (dat use all dought was ah nervous twitch) I was releasing person gases that will take AHHfect right bout nows......

[lleeder]

Me and my Italian American Anti-defamation League march protesting this thread. Everyone else is whacked in disgrace.

[Marc with a c]

standin outside ah Bar 9 wit you humps and pullin on my shirt (dat use all dought was ah nervous twitch) I was releasing person gases that will take AHHfect right bout nows......

methane isn't deadly you wop.

lucky for you stupidity isn't either.

[ffej1621]

orders cement shoes online

yuze guys are dead in 4-6 weeks

[Hottub]

You're not a wartime Consigliari, Eli. Things could get rough with Alkey back, and Hippo on vacation.

You're out, Eli.

[Don Stugots]

You're not a wartime Consigliari, Eli. Things could get rough with Alkey back, and Hippo on vacation.

You're out, Eli.

See to it that the Hippo prick don't show his face round hear no mores.

[Hottub]

C'mon Stugots. Can't you let Hippo off the hook? For old time's sake.

[Friday]

my man already bought me a copy of the CD and oooooOOOoooooo it's so good!

i would log onto the fake mafia site anyway though... just to kill some of you phucks!

(ooh i miss the ph thing.... :p)

[Don Stugots]

C'mon Stugots. Can't you let Hippo off the hook? For old time's sake.

My hands are tied on this one.

[Don Stugots]

I have just received a most disturbing package. It is a fish wrapped up in a NINE: the musical program. It means, Friday, sleeps with the fishes.

[Friday]

I have just received a most disturbing package. It is a fish wrapped up in a NINE: the musical program. It means, Friday, sleeps with the fishes.

are they Fake fishes?

ooh maybe SWEDISH fishes! I like those. Tasty!

and by sleep with... do you mean in an adult manner? because I'm not so much into the beastiality... even if they are filled with sugary, gummy deliciousness!

[Mafialife Chris]

Hey Yooo! git OVA HEA!

You think dis is a fookin jook?

I'll trow you all a beeaten! fogetaboutit!

[Crispy123]

I dont really get the concept here but my chainsaw nipples and me are getting into my time machine to whack off JustJon before he posts this thread and steal all the sleeves CD's.

[AngelAmy]

pretend im a mafia robot and pretend i have mini pocket bombs and pretend i put the bombs under the bar stools at bar 9 and pretend that i press a button to blow up everyone at the same time


wait was this the kenny allen game?

[drjoek]

mikeyboy sleeps wit da fishes

[King Hippos Bandaid]

pulls out Tommy gun with 100,000 rounds

first i whack the lurkers

then I whack the people who don't post anymore

then I turn to youze people , smile and start whacking all of ya, one by one

just leaving the admins alive so I can collect my CD


:king:

[JustJon]

orders cement shoes online

yuze guys are dead in 4-6 weeks

ffej1621, you win a Sleeves CD. Contact MafiaLifeChris to collect your prize.



Sorry for taking so long to announce winners, been busy with stuff...

[Soupy_Dreck]

aah, that stugots ain't nuttin but a cooch and a mamaluke

[ffej1621]

sa weet, my alter ago :king: will be happy

[King Hippos Bandaid]

sa weet, my alter ago :king: will be happy


now I have 2 CD's

now I have one for home and the car

:king:

[JustJon]

now I have 2 CD's

now I have one for home and the car

:king:

So what you are saying is that it takes you a second account to post something funny? Hey youse guys, whack dis gabagool

[King Hippos Bandaid]

So what you are saying is that it takes you a second account to post something funny? Hey youse guys, whack dis gabagool

was banned by mikeyboy for 24 hrs, so i posted in the thread cause i had a funny

:king:

[mikeyboy]

So you violated your ban...

[drjoek]

The whole contest is now tainted. I feel sad. I played by all the rules and some cheater won. What kind of message are we sending the children
Its about the children you know.









(I wonder if this will get me a cd?):innocent:

[drjoek]

So you violated your ban...

How come ffej1621 is'nt on vacation too?

[JustJon]

The whole contest is now tainted. I feel sad. I played by all the rules and some cheater won. What kind of message are we sending the children
Its about the children you know.









(I wonder if this will get me a cd?):innocent:

Yes. You win today's first person to ask for a cd contest. Contact MafiaLifeChris for your prize.

[mikeyboy]

How come ffej1621 is'nt on vacation too?

Good point. Rectified.

[JustJon]

Good point. Rectified.

rectum? damn near killed him!

[lleeder]

lame.

[AngelAmy]

shame.

[Don Stugots]

do i get a CD? nothing makes me happier then to see MLC spending his money, cheap fuck.

[JustJon]

do i get a CD? nothing makes me happier then to see MLC spending his money, cheap fuck.

So ask him to buy you one.

[Don Stugots]

So ask him to buy you one.

that is no fun.

[AngelAmy]

i thought my mini pocket bombs were pure genius

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Yeah, we're giving away 5 Sleeves CDs, courtesy of STI...

You have been recruited into one of the RonFez.Net crime families and you have to commit crimes, whack a guy, off a guy, whack off a guy and whatever else your Don asks you to do, using your laser eyes, robot legs, chainsaw nipples, etc.

From the creative entries below, we'll pick a winner to receive a brand spanking new Sleeves CD. Contest is open to everyone but RF.Net Admins and Sleeves.

Man, you are such a f'ing copy cat.- - -> Linky (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60911)
Send me a CD and I won't press charges.