I Forgot My Chick's Birthday

[torker]

I totally forgot that my wife's birthday was today.
I feel like a big douche.
I'm not sure how I can make up for this.
http://thumbs.photo.net/photo/4798543-sm.jpg

[cupcakelove]

I don't think you can. You're gonna have to break it off and start fresh with someone else.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I totally forgot that my wife's birthday was today.
I feel like a big douche.
I'm not sure how I can make up for this.
http://thumbs.photo.net/photo/4798543-sm.jpg


First off Lots of Flowers

To Her at Home

To Her at Work


Then you have to over-gift

even after that you still be made to feel like shit for the next year

:king:

[furie]

is there any way you can spin this? like you bought her a gift, but amazon fucked up and lost in while shipping, something like that?

[BMoses]

Live in the shit for a month and then go big for Christmas

[Marc with a c]

birthdays confuse me too.

[Hottub]

Dude, you're so fucked!
And the amazing thing aboot women. she will NEVER forget this day. EVER!!
20 years from now, you can buy her a brand new Cadillac. "Do you remember that time, 20 years ago when you forgot my birthday? Because I still do!"

Better get to jacking, son. 'cause that's all you got for a while.

[drjoek]

There is no get out of jail free card for this one.You are so dead
Sorry

[nancy drew]

Too bad you forgot her birthday, i mean it's not like you live with her or anything. But we all know that mistakes obviously happen...so...

First off Lots of Flowers

To Her at Home

To Her at Work


Then you have to over-gift

even after that you still be made to feel like shit for the next year

:king:

true.

is there any way you can spin this? like you bought her a gift, but amazon fucked up and lost in while shipping, something like that?

that was my initial reaction also. can you lie to save yourself?

Dude, you're so fucked!
And the amazing thing aboot women. she will NEVER forget this day. EVER!!
20 years from now, you can buy her a brand new Cadillac. "Do you remember that time, 20 years ago when you forgot my birthday? Because I still do!"

Better get to jacking, son. 'cause that's all you got for a while.

As a girl, i can also say that this is very true. unless of course, she's forgotten your birthday or something equally important before.
You've basically got to try everything possible to make up for it.

[Marc with a c]

she'll probably forget about it if you smack her tonight.

[Hottub]

she'll probably forget about it if you smack her tonight.

Are you kidding? Her box is more secure than Fort Knox, tonight. Tork is in the Doghouse.
















WHAT???????

[torker]

can you lie to save yourself?
No. Completely busted.

[Marc with a c]

Are you kidding? Her box is more secure than Fort Knox, tonight. Tork is in the Doghouse.

i wasn't talking about sex.

i am simply suggesting that he should hit his wife.

[furie]

that was my initial reaction also. can you lie to save yourself?

just depends on how committed to the lie you are.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

she'll probably forget about it if you smack her tonight.


you wouldn't be able to do that to you man crush Bronx Johnny

:king:

[Bossanova]

WOW, you fucked up royally. No coming back from this. Plead, beg, cry. No matter, its over Johnny. She may forgive, but forgetting will not hapen until you die sir

[MadMatt]

Well, you could always move in with Keithy_19...




j/k Buddays :tongue:

[SatCam]

getting divorced will probably solve most of your problems

[hunnerbun]

DIAMONDS......well it would work for me.


































If she doesn't want them I'll pm you my addy and you can FedEx them to me......:bye:

[Fallon]

This is gonna fuck up you're birthday too. Either she will ignore it to make you feel bad or treat you over the top good to make you feel bad.

[Doctor Z]

You're fucked.

[TheGameHHH]

seriously, people aren't joking in this thread.......you aren't going to live this down until the day you die sir.



good luck bro, cause i have no advice for you......youre fucked

[drjoek]

I believe Pink said it best

Its just you and your hand tonight.

For many night to come

[grlNIN]

Not only will she never forget it but anytime you consciously remember someone else's birthday from now on it will probably induce a fight or at the very least, no sex.

[lleeder]

Your only chance at fixing this is to get working on a flux capacitor.

[Marc with a c]

a kick in the cunt will do wonders :thumbup:

that's rude.

[WhistlePig]

Man you're fucked! My dad forgot my mom's birthday once and she STILL brings it up and that was 40+ years ago!! How did you forget?

[torker]

How did you forget?
I didn't remember.

[PapaBear]

Sign up an account for her on here. That way, next year, someone like me will start a birthday thread to remind you.

[torker]

Sign up an account for her on here. That way, next year, someone like me will start a birthday thread to remind you.

Maybe a belated birthday thread would give me a little breathing room. You guys could say nice things and I could show her.:unsure:

[tele7]

Been there. Good luck.
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60875

[keithy_19]

Well, you could always move in with Keithy_19...




j/k Buddays :tongue:

Wouldn't it be neat? ME starting a thread about HIM forgetting MY birthday?! I think ronfez.net would collapse.

It's too late to do anything, but next time this happens (though her birthday will forever be branded in your mind now) you should fake your death or something.

Or, you could do it tomorrow and see if she forgets all about it with the aspect of you dying. I'd do that if I was a terrible person.

[keithy_19]

Maybe a belated birthday thread would give me a little breathing room. You guys could say nice things and I could show her.:unsure:

"Don't worry, we wanted to castrate him too."

[Chigworthy]

This is gonna fuck up you're birthday too. Either she will ignore it to make you feel bad or treat you over the top good to make you feel bad.

Straight men don't have birthdays.

[jauble]

easy answer you shouldfeel like a big douche...but keep going with it. Let her be upset and hint torwards you that you missed it. When she has had enough i.e. saturday night you spring an amazing dinner/date night upon her. Follow up with "do you think I could have forgotten about you" and wow the hell out of her as if this was planned. This plan also describes you going balls out on this night. I suggest her favorite place maybe hiring some music and something candlelit with a gift that she talks to her chicks about. (I am a relativly poor student but pearls are always a fix)

[donnie_darko]

it's been a while since he posted.
i fear for his life.

"oh you forgot my birthday, but you had time to start a thread on ron & fez, those sons of garbaaaaaaage"

[A.J.]

Say that you'll make it up to her on Jesus' birthday. It's more important than hers anyway.

[Thebazile78]

is there any way you can spin this? like you bought her a gift, but amazon fucked up and lost in while shipping, something like that?

Dude, that never works.

However, if you were stupid enough to order from Dicks Sporting Goods, then it actually happens.

[nancy drew]

easy answer you shouldfeel like a big douche...but keep going with it. Let her be upset and hint torwards you that you missed it. When she has had enough i.e. saturday night you spring an amazing dinner/date night upon her. Follow up with "do you think I could have forgotten about you" and wow the hell out of her as if this was planned. This plan also describes you going balls out on this night. I suggest her favorite place maybe hiring some music and something candlelit with a gift that she talks to her chicks about. (I am a relativly poor student but pearls are always a fix)

good idea, that just might work :thumbup:
the whole reason she's pissed is because you forgot her birthday, meaning you were not thinking about her(at least thats how it translates to a girl). if you do this, it will show that you had to plan stuff just for her.

[buzzard]

that's rude.

yeah,hitting her is much more humane! :lol:

[cougarjake13]

you're fucked

[ralphbxny]

you're fucked

QFT!


Lick alot of Cooch my friend or make up some excuse about how the internets didnt ship the gift.

[DolaMight]

Go on your computer set the date back as long as necessary, change the date on your watch alarm clock etc on everything that you use with dates.

Have a big surprise waiting for her when she comes home and say happy birthday, she will tell you that it is not today, it passed. You say what look at the computer, your watch, say no it's today, eventually figure out the problem blame either a power outage or daylight savings time when you went and synched all your clocks with what you thought was the right date and just look stunned, say sorry I can't believe I did that. Then to further embellish say oh shit then make up a story about how you may of fucked up something at work because of the date fuckup.

A good liar/actor could pull it off once.

She has a nice expensive gift waiting, you've established plausible deniability that you remembered but you're just mildly retarded. There's no way she could be mad at you.

[torker]

I got her a cake on Friday and made her favorite meal on Saturday. I'll go deep with a gift for Jesus' Birthday.

The part that kills me is all I had to say was "Happy Birthday, Love" and things would have been peachy. She wasn't expecting a gift or anything special. I couldn't even do that. I wouldn't forget my booze or drugs or porn, but God forbid I remember my lady's Birthday.
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[A.J.]

I got her a cake on Friday and made her favorite meal on Saturday. I'll go deep with a gift for Jesus' Birthday.

The part that kills me is all I had to say was "Happy Birthday, Love" and things would have been peachy. She wasn't expecting a gift or anything special. I couldn't even do that. I wouldn't forget my booze or drugs or porn, but God forbid I remember my lady's Birthday.
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~weezil0/douchebag.jpg

We all fuck up. That's why pencils have erasers. Don't beat yourself up.

[grlNIN]

We all fuck up. That's why pencils have erasers. Don't beat yourself up.

Are you making fun of his pee-pee?

[badmonkey]

Go out today and buy some nice jewelry for next year. Keep it in your pocket at all times. If you forget next year and she starts to jump your ass you reach into your pocket and yell SURPRISE! and give her the jewelry. The next day... go out and buy some more nice jewelry for your pocket.