I Have Gas

[Gvac]

Can't stop farting.

I guess it's because I ate like I had three assholes yesterday.

Oh well.

[RAAMONE]

if that was true you would be a dream for a group of fags

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Can't stop farting.

I guess it's because I ate like I had three assholes yesterday.

Oh well.

good to see you eating 5 months ago, thanksgiving would have been a few bites of Yams and a Biscuit

:king:

[reillyluck]

i'll pay hippo 10 bucks to sniff gvacs chair.

[EddieMoscone]

Can't stop farting.

I guess it's because I ate like I had three assholes yesterday.

Oh well.

Same here. started last night. I slept on the couch last night so as not to kill my wife as she slept.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i'll pay hippo 10 bucks to sniff gvacs chair.

no thanks, i dont want to catch "old"

:king:

[reillyluck]

no thanks, i dont want to catch "old"

:king:

randy would do it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

randy would do it.

Randy would do lots of things (men), that I wouldn't do

:king:

[SatCam]

Can't stop farting.

I guess it's because I ate like I had three assholes yesterday.

Oh well.

do the farts smell

[Gvac]

do the farts smell

Not at all.

Thanks for asking.

[BoondockSaint]

Are they long, drawn out farts or are they the put-put kind?

[reillyluck]

if its anything like your gallbladder farts, we are all doomed.

[Marc with a c]

do the farts smell

sometimes his do. when i've had asparagus especially.

[RAAMONE]

sometimes his do. when i've had asparagus especially.

hahaha...nice

[Chigworthy]

sometimes his do. when i've had asparagus especially.

Wait, that means you peed in.....oh.

[ChrisTheCop]

I have gas.

"So do I."
http://thinkprogress.org/wp-images/upload/thumb-walid.jpg

[reillyluck]

sometimes his do. when i've had asparagus especially.

LOTD!!! :clap:

[TooLowBrow]

Turkey meat and gas

One widely-held belief is that heavy consumption of turkey meat (as for example in a Thanksgiving feast) results in gas, which has been attributed to high levels of tryptophan contained in turkey.[43][44][45] While turkey does contain high levels of tryptophan, the amount is comparable to that contained in most other meats.[12] Furthermore, postprandial Thanksgiving sedation may have more to do with what is consumed along with the turkey, in particular carbohydrates, rather than the turkey itself.

It has been demonstrated in both animal models[46] and in humans[47][48][49] that ingestion of a meal rich in carbohydrates triggers release of insulin. Insulin in turn stimulates the uptake of large neutral branched-chain amino acids (LNAA) but not tryptophan (trp) into muscle, increasing the ratio of trp to LNAA in the blood stream. The resulting increased ratio of tryptophan to large neutral amino acids in the blood reduces competition with other amino acids for the large neutral amino acid transporter protein for uptake of tryptophan across the blood-brain barrier into the central nervous system (CNS).[50][51] Once inside the CNS, tryptophan is converted into serotonin in the raphe nuclei by the normal enzymatic pathway.[46][48] The resultant serotonin is further metabolised into melatonin by the pineal gland.[9] Hence, these data suggest that "feast-induced gas," and in particular, the common American post-Thanksgiving dinner gas, may be the result of a heavy meal rich in carbohydrates which, via an indirect mechanism, increases the production of gas-promoting serotonin and melatonin in the brain

[Don Stugots]

if its anything like your gallbladder farts, we are all doomed.

Oh hell yeah. he could not go into bar 9 for an hour after his PLAIN and BORING chicken with white rice and warm water.

[ChrisTheCop]

LOTD!!! :clap:

wow. the bar really falls when the boys are on vacation.

[reillyluck]

wow. the bar really falls when the boys are on vacation.

yeah, well, ya know.

[Kris10]

I am never have T-giving or asparagus with any of you!!!!!! :clap:

[Chigworthy]

How 'bout T-bagging?

[ChrisTheCop]

or T-F'ing?

[Don Stugots]

or T-F'ing?

tit farts? no wonder you are still single.

[sr71blackbird]

http://www.plumbingworld.com/images/ac-250-gasmeter.jpg

Me too. In fact, I sell it

[Kris10]

No comment.

[ChrisTheCop]

T - 1 comment.

[Fallon]

I Have Gas

I've been wondering where Pete has been.

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7838/03fj7.jpg

[Kris10]

T - 1 comment.

Shoot a private mess and I'll comment! lol

[ChrisTheCop]

I shoot a private mess almost nightly.

[Mafialife Chris]

I shoot a private mess almost nightly.

:thumbup:LOTD!:thumbup:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I've been wondering where Pete has been.

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7838/03fj7.jpg

Mean Street Posse references , always funny

:king:

[Kevin]

Mean Street Posse references , always funny

:king:

Has the 3rd guy done anything since?? He looks familiar..

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Has the 3rd guy done anything since?? He looks familiar..

Joey Abs

was a jobber before the MSP, had an angle where he was Stephanie's ex, besides that nothing. He was the only legitimate wrestler Rodney and Pete Gas were both Shane O Mac's high school friends


:king:

[Kevin]

Joey Abs

was a jobber before the MSP, had an angle where he was Stephanie's ex, besides that nothing. He was the only legitimate wrestler Rodney and Pete Gas were both Shane O Mac's high school friends


:king:

Yea, i know he is part of that MSP.. But i thought i had seen him somewhere else.. Maybe not..

And It prob sucks to be the only one from that group not to be a silver spooner..And grown up living off daddy's or mommies money..

[A.J.]

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/c2/e9/Beano_Food_Enzyme_Dietary_Supplement_Drops-resized200.jpg

[ralphbxny]

I shoot a private mess almost nightly.

Now i know what that is on the hot chick pic thread!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://formenmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/weird/colonblow.jpg

:king:

[TheMojoPin]

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[Kevin]

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Holy shit.. Is that Hippos as Kidd??

[torker]

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker.

[EddieMoscone]

Yea, i know he is part of that MSP.. But i thought i had seen him somewhere else.. Maybe not..



Brent Albright and Joey Abs look alike, maybe that's who you're thinking of.

[Midkiff]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x64/cuntburgers/im-on-ur-cowch-tryin-to-not-look-el.jpg

[EddieMoscone]

How many days does the turkey cease to be an excuse for blasting away? I don't think my wife will accept it much longer.

[ralphbxny]

Mmmm Gas!!!

[Suspect Chin]

TooLowBrow?

[TooLowBrow]

TooLowBrow?

FART!:clap:

[red_red_red]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fart004.gif