View Full Version : So Blowhard Might Be Coming to the Christmas Party...
mikeyboy
12-05-2007, 08:46 PM
The guy is kind of elusive. Over the years, while he has been heard on the air many times, very few people have seen him in person. The word is that he might be showing up at the ronfez.net Christmas party since it's in Brooklyn this year. I heard a rumor that if you catch him, he has to give you his pot of gold. GAME ON!
AngelAmy
12-05-2007, 08:50 PM
i met him 4 years ago, pay up! .....and i charge interest
chubbyknuckles
12-05-2007, 08:50 PM
Does he look as old as he sounds?
mikeyboy
12-05-2007, 08:52 PM
i met him 4 years ago, pay up! .....and i charge interest
Did you catch him and ask him for his pot of gold? I think not.
chubbyknuckles
12-05-2007, 08:53 PM
Did you catch him and ask him for his pot of gold? I think not.
Gold wasn't around when he was a kid, God Mikey!
AngelAmy
12-05-2007, 08:56 PM
Did you catch him and ask him for his pot of gold? I think not.
i didnt know the rules!!
mikeyboy
12-05-2007, 09:00 PM
i didnt know the rules!!
Come on. He talks about it all the time on the air...Blondie, why things were better in the past, Brooklyn, his pot of gold.
TheMojoPin
12-05-2007, 09:21 PM
I'll be there and I'll be square.
Bob Impact
12-06-2007, 01:56 AM
I was never a giant Blowhard fan, but after yesterday's completely random 10 minute discussion of hometown (any my mother remembers the 7 cent burgers), and this pot of gold thing, I'm liking the Blowhard.
Don Stugots
12-06-2007, 03:01 AM
he will be mine, oh yes, he will be mine.
Heather 8
12-06-2007, 03:17 AM
he will be mine, oh yes, he will be mine.
Man-whore.
Tall_James
12-06-2007, 04:43 AM
Blowhard rules.
chubbyknuckles
12-06-2007, 04:45 AM
Man-whore.
Wow! so now it's WRONG, to be a man-whore?
Don Stugots
12-06-2007, 05:11 AM
he will be mine, oh yes, he will be mine.
Man-whore.
don't be playa hatin'
Sheeplovr
12-06-2007, 05:14 AM
you'll regret it...........................
The Blowhard
12-06-2007, 05:35 AM
Elusive? Nah. I'm just very selective, and besides that, this is the internets. Do you people really exist?
And thank you Tall James. You understand the legend that is Blowhard! Hayseeds be damned!
Don Stugots
12-06-2007, 05:38 AM
Elusive? Nah. I'm just very selective, and besides that, this is the internets. Do you people really exist?
And thank you Tall James. You understand the legend that is Blowhard! Hayseeds be damned!
i am not real at all.
FUCK THE HAYSEEDS!
cupcakelove
12-06-2007, 05:53 AM
Elusive? Nah. I'm just very selective, and besides that, this is the internets. Do you people really exist?
And thank you Tall James. You understand the legend that is Blowhard! Hayseeds be damned!
I'm as real as a kick in the head.....from a unicorn!
Furtherman
12-06-2007, 06:02 AM
Gonna get that gold!
However, Blowhard will sigh and hand over some gold gift cards and then tell you how much better it was in the old days when he would actually have a real pot filled with real gold coins. In the summers, he would bury his gold and fill the pot up with 7 cent hamburgers.
The Blowhard
12-06-2007, 10:01 AM
Gonna get that gold!
However, Blowhard will sigh and hand over some gold gift cards and then tell you how much better it was in the old days when he would actually have a real pot filled with real gold coins. In the summers, he would bury his gold and fill the pot up with 7 cent hamburgers.
The gift cards will be for Gimbels, good luck shopping there. And by the way, 7 cent hamburgers rule. I just ate 2 dozen. Now I have money left for the Automat for dessert.
JerseyRich
12-06-2007, 10:03 AM
I remember eating steak with the Blowhard once.
That poor cow never had a chance.
Furtherman
12-06-2007, 10:09 AM
The gift cards will be for Gimbels, good luck shopping there. And by the way, 7 cent hamburgers rule. I just ate 2 dozen. Now I have money left for the Automat for dessert.
HA! I remember Gimbels... and.. . shit... where is that It Really Hit Me That I Was Getting Old thread?
Don Stugots
12-06-2007, 10:10 AM
I remember eating steak with the Blowhard once.
That poor cow never had a chance.
lucky you. he only asks me out to eat when he knows i am out of town.
JustJon
12-06-2007, 10:12 AM
Man-whore.
Deuce Stugots?
JerseyRich
12-06-2007, 10:15 AM
lucky you. he only asks me out to eat when he knows i am out of town.
Daniela looked nervous when he was ordering food...
Good thing she's not all that meaty...Owwwwwwwwwwww!
King Hippos Bandaid
12-06-2007, 10:38 AM
damn I wont be there till 11 -12, well past blowhards bedtime
:king:
ralphbxny
12-06-2007, 10:40 AM
Im lookin forward to seeing Blowhard. Very exciting!
JustJon
12-06-2007, 10:40 AM
Will the Blowhard be signing autographs at the party?
Don Stugots
12-06-2007, 10:49 AM
Will the Blowhard be signing autographs at the party?
well, he better be willing to take photographs.
Furtherman
12-06-2007, 10:53 AM
well, he better be willing to take photographs.
http://www.snappedshot.com/uploads/Old-Time-Photography-1.serendipityThumb.jpg
JerseyRich
12-06-2007, 10:56 AM
well, he better be willing to take photographs.
Despite his reluctance to join the 21st Century, Blowhard owns a digital camera.
It's true.
A little pteradactyl flys out and emails your photo.
ralphbxny
12-06-2007, 11:39 AM
well, he better be willing to take photographs.
Only with film cameras...digital cameras stink!!
JerseyRich
12-06-2007, 11:41 AM
Only with film cameras...digital cameras stink!!
Read my posts damnit!
TheMojoPin
12-06-2007, 11:42 AM
well, he better be willing to take photographs.
He's afraid that they'll steal part of his soul.
ralphbxny
12-06-2007, 11:50 AM
Read my posts damnit!
I am a joke truck out of control....I couldnt avoid it!:wallbash:
JustJon
12-06-2007, 12:08 PM
well, he better be willing to take photographs.
He will take photographs, he just will not be appearing in those taken by other people
If Blowhard shows up you guys are in for a real treat.
The man can bloviate on a variety of topics, ranging from politics to music to sports to pop culture.
Just sit back and listen politely. Don't try to get a word in edgewise, you'll only anger him.
And you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
The Blowhard
12-06-2007, 01:33 PM
If Blowhard shows up you guys are in for a real treat.
The man can bloviate on a variety of topics, ranging from politics to music to sports to pop culture.
Just sit back and listen politely. Don't try to get a word in edgewise, you'll only anger him.
And you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
Hey scumbag, I never get angry! Fucker! That's it, I'm staying home. I have a sock drawer to re-arrange!
AngelAmy
12-06-2007, 01:53 PM
way to go gvac
Don Stugots
12-06-2007, 01:56 PM
Gvac just ruined Winter Carnival.
I'm sorry Amy. I didn't think he read the board anymore. Knowing that egomaniac, he probably just does searches of his name to see if anyone's talking about him.
We're better off anyway.
He's a vicious bastard when he's annoyed, and God only knows what could happen if he gets ticked off at the Winter Carnival party.
IamPixie
12-06-2007, 02:04 PM
will 7 cent beers be served?
Don Stugots
12-06-2007, 02:07 PM
will 7 cents beers be served?
at the sleep over in sheap's head bay there will be.
Furtherman
12-06-2007, 02:12 PM
I have a sock drawer to re-arrange!
Oh no, poor Chester!!!
IamPixie
12-06-2007, 02:12 PM
at the sleep over in sheap's head bay there will be.
i don't understand crazy brooklyn talk.
Don Stugots
12-06-2007, 02:15 PM
i don't understand crazy brooklyn talk.
oh then you are going to miss out.
lleeder
12-06-2007, 02:18 PM
I hope Jay Mohr shows up and interupts every conversation Blowhard starts.
IamPixie
12-06-2007, 02:21 PM
oh then you are going to miss out.
I always do.
Don Stugots
12-06-2007, 02:28 PM
I always do.
but you dont have to if you remember a conversation that reilly, you and I had last week.
IamPixie
12-06-2007, 02:30 PM
but you dont have to if you remember a conversation that reilly, you and I had last week.
i couldn't impose :innocent:
Marc with a c
12-06-2007, 03:04 PM
gvac ruined it.
how many times can you fuck something up in one lifetime?
go away.
Bulldogcakes
12-06-2007, 03:04 PM
HA! I remember Gimbels... and.. . shit... where is that It Really Hit Me That I Was Getting Old thread?
Korvettes. . . . . anyone?
Bulldogcakes
12-06-2007, 03:13 PM
at the sleep over in sheep's head bay there will be.
i don't understand crazy brooklyn talk.
I can translate.
"The sleep" means thats someone's going to end up 'sleeping with the fishes'
"over in Sheeps head" refers to who will be getting whacked (sorry Sheepy).
"bay there will be" is just gibberish to confuse the Feds.
ralphbxny
12-07-2007, 09:11 AM
I dont think he is coming to the party. He is scared of Williamburg. He wont leave his part of Brooklyn or go anywhere he cant get a $1 coffee or 7 cent burgers!
JerseyRich
12-07-2007, 09:20 AM
I told him that there might be Asian hipsters at the party and now he won't be there.
Damnit!
And you need to use a better excuse than re-arranging the sock drawer...
We both know you wear baby seal skins on your feet.
The Blowhard
12-07-2007, 12:41 PM
If I show up I'll expect Christmas gifts. A huge Costco sized Metamucil is perfect. And maybe you can bring your moms, too.
mikeyboy
12-07-2007, 12:44 PM
I'll bring like 100 seven cent hamburgers
Don Stugots
12-07-2007, 12:48 PM
i will bring a slice of L & B pizza.
King Hippos Bandaid
12-07-2007, 01:00 PM
i will bring a slice of L & B pizza.
fucking starving here
I will bring some Roll & Roaster
:king:
I'll bring like 100 seven cent hamburgers
Why don't you just bring some plastic utensils? :nono:
Furtherman
12-07-2007, 01:26 PM
Why don't you just bring some plastic utensils? :nono:
:laugh:
spoon
12-07-2007, 01:28 PM
Now I'm definitely coming, and he better hand me two bucks right after.
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