Earl's Lie Detector Test

[WampusCrandle]

So, Earl will be taking a lie detector test in the near future (of course, Earl will try to ruin this for all!), and i want to know what questions Ron and Fez will ask. What questions do you want our buddys to ask Liar Black Earl?

I want Earl to answer this: Did you screw up O&A's Grammy bit by changing the TV? Does Earl plan to vote simply on race? Can Earl man up to his consitant watching of Million Dollar Baby instead of doing work?

who knows what the detector will tell?

[Chigworthy]

Question #1: When are you going to get a lie detector?

[Team_Ramrod]

Was he even close to getting 'a Rolling Stone' on the show?

Sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TrevorDodds]

was he side-barring ron when he got sent home

[AlabamaMan]

I have three

1. Are you really a man?
2. Are you black?
3. Are you in love with Dave?

[deepinthewoods]

The technician will just walk into the room with dowsing rods which will immediately cross upon approaching Earl. "No questions needed."

[AnnoyedGrunt]

I'd like to know why he really passed up on Michelle.

[Chigworthy]

Is your mud really atomic?

[docloren]

Earl may pass the test thanks to Costanza logic. "It's not a lie if you believe it."

[denko]

what really happened to the signed copy of don't look back?

[Tears]

Question #1: When are you going to get a lie detector?

Getting right on that...

[donnie_darko]

i'd like to see some serious questions.

like, did you turn the channel on whatever that thing o&a were trying to record, and dave said earl changed it and blahblahblah


there has to be real show related stuff earl has lied about, i'm sure we could come up with a real list of questions.

[t!llman]

seriously, how does this stuttering, stammering fool think he can past a lie detector test..?? he can't keep his stories straight normally, forget about under the pressure of the test..!! I mean the poor fool will probably have needle running everywhere just from being all tense from not jerkin' it..!!

[shoot_that_shit_2_da_moon]

According to what I saw on Mythbusters there has to be a reward for success and a punishment for failure of a lie detector to make it effective. What would be good for this? Earl leaving the show if he fails? Maybe a week of nobody pointing out his lies if he passes?

(three year lurker... Can't believe this has me registering and posting!)

[Marc with a c]

do you actually understand that?

[WampusCrandle]

According to what I saw on Mythbusters there has to be a reward for success and a punishment for failure of a lie detector to make it effective. What would be good for this? Earl leaving the show if he fails? Maybe a week of nobody pointing out his lies if he passes?

(three year lurker... Can't believe this has me registering and posting!)

i would assume that the reward would be that he keeps his job and wont look crazy and the punishment would be he will look like a lying idiot and be fired!

[Yuppie_Scum]

Earl, was it your dad or your uncle that touched you?

[I Like Almonds]

do you actually understand that?

:laugh:

I hope they're going over the old tapes to find all the times he claimed he "made a call" or "left a message" for someone.

[Snoogans]

he must be asked if he likes pussy

[ImpactedColon]

ask earl: why are you a racist, sandwich cutting, pen chewing, febreeze hating, insomniac excuse for an executive producer?

the fried chicken discussion the other day sent me over the edge with Earl. Even Farrakkan would call Earl a race baiter.

[TrevorDodds]

ask earl: why are you a racist, sandwich cutting, pen chewing, febreeze hating, insomniac excuse for an executive producer?

the fried chicken discussion the other day sent me over the edge with Earl. Even Farrakkan would call Earl a race baiter.

i wish farrakkan would recruit earl, he could be Osama Abdonothing Dirka Dirka

[ImpactedColon]

I'd say the Black Rock Coalition is basically a terror cell at this point

[derrickgott007]

Question #1: When are you going to get a lie detector?

Answer 1= FAIL!