Would you . . .

[ATMfromChico]

I was thinking about how much I would give up for money today. So would you, for twenty million dollars, have both of your arms removed?

Here are the simple rules. You may not have new ones re-attached. You don't get prosthetics of any kind. You don't even get one of the old-school claws from the old days. Not even a hook. You have nothing from the shoulders at both sides. But you do get 20 million in tax-free cash (or whatever form you like).

[Fallon]

Hell no.

[mikeyboy]

nope

[thejives]

Rich people still have problems.
Rich people without arms have bigger problems.

I don't think any amount of money would buy this for me... however, money isn't everything.

I might lose those arms if it happened while I was heroically saving a dozen children from a burning orphanage with a lifetime of national acclaim to follow ...

I could learn to write my memoirs with my toes.

[FUNKMAN]

no way... be much easier to file a sexual harrassment suit on Isaiah Thomas

[chubbyknuckles]

no way... be much easier to file a sexual harrassment suit on Isaiah Thomas

Ba----zing!

[KC2OSO]

I could learn to write my memoirs with my toes.
Ah, but could you jack it with said toes. I say no!

[thejives]

Ah, but could you jack it with said toes. I say no!

My friend Heroes don't have to jack.
People line up around the block to jack a hero off.

[chubbyknuckles]

My friend Heroes don't have to jack.
People line up around the block to jack a hero off.

I saw the MA , so fuck the Pats/Sox




(but recognize the respect within the capitolization of p&s)

[thejives]

I saw the MA , so fuck the Pats/Sox




(but recognize the respect within the capitolization of p&s)

How stand up of you.
I'll tell everyone up here.

[Fallon]

How stand up of you.
I'll tell everyone up here.

They're just jealous.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Let me change this question a bit more.

20 million bucks tax free, but you have to be confined to a wheelchair. Your junk still works, but your legs are paralyzed.

[mikeyboy]

Let me change this question a bit more.

20 million bucks tax free, but you have to be confined to a wheelchair. Your junk still works, but your legs are paralyzed.

More attractive, but still no.

[Fallon]

Let me change this question a bit more.

20 million bucks tax free, but you have to be confined to a wheelchair. Your junk still works, but your legs are paralyzed.

That's a little better.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2127784.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED41DCB56D1C834D68 5A5397277B4DC33E

[chubbyknuckles]

More attractive, but still no.

seconded

[chubbyknuckles]

How stand up of you.
I'll tell everyone up here.

as long as you tell them, while they all drown in man CHOWDA

[Reephdweller]

no fucking way

[chubbyknuckles]

no fucking way

well your from LI, why worry

[KC2OSO]

Let me change this question a bit more.

20 million bucks tax free, but you have to be confined to a wheelchair. Your junk still works, but your legs are paralyzed.
lets keep it civil

[thejives]

as long as you tell them, while they all drown in man CHOWDA

Great. I like the way you did the diction.
Very nice.

[chubbyknuckles]

Great. I like the way you did the diction.
Very nice.

I walk and TALK, like the gentleman.

Fuck Boston, in all its stature.
I Loathe the red sox, I despise the Pats, and the bruins Gaping assholes should melt the ice. Fuck the celtics, because I'd rather jerk off with sand paper than watch basketball.

[Chigworthy]

In the wheelchair scenario, could you also have your arms removed if you wanted to?

[thejives]

I walk and TALK, like the gentleman.

Fuck Boston, in all its stature.
I Loathe the red sox, I despise the Pats, and the bruins Gaping assholes should melt the ice. Fuck the celtics, because I'd rather jerk off with sand paper than watch basketball.

Well you seem focused and energized.
Best to you.

I'll just keep living here with all the winning sports teams.

[chubbyknuckles]

Well you seem focused and energized.
Best to you.

I'll just keep living here with all the winning sports teams.

and unfortunately the TRUTH burn goes to you, as I am a Yankee Jet Ranger Fan

[thejives]

and unfortunately the TRUTH burn goes to you, as I am a Yankee Jet Ranger Fan

Hey. Buck up.

Keep in mind these things go around.
After getting let down by politics for the last 10 years, I don't get invested in cyclical things.

[chubbyknuckles]

Hey. Buck up.

Keep in mind these things go around.
After getting let down by politics for the last 10 years, I don't get invested in cyclical things.

Well if i were you, i'd be Knee deep in sport's superiority. Which you have. A world series ring for the year, and the(possibly) greatest football team ever, enjoy.









even though everyone of you clam juice sucking douche bags should suck hitlers cock in hell, while he gets a razor rim job from judas......but good luck in the playoffs

[thejives]

even though everyone of you clam juice sucking douche bags should suck hitlers cock in hell, while he gets a razor rim job from judas......but good luck in the plasyoffs

thanks for getting back to this.
we were starting to sound queer.

[Chigworthy]

Wisened truckers drive the roads; jives and knuckles talk the sports!

[chubbyknuckles]

Wisened truckers drive the roads; jives and knuckles talk the sports!

its just what we do

[thejives]

whats this thread supposed to be about anyway?

[chubbyknuckles]

whats this thread supposed to be about anyway?

Well. in theory, for twenty mil. Would you rather gulp my chowder or play guitar hero III with dave? Serioulsy, think it through.

[thejives]

Well. in theory, for twenty mil. Would you rather gulp my chowder or play guitar hero III with dave? Serioulsy, think it through.

two gay options.
I'll take Dave if he doesn't get to do any g&r songs.

[Fallon]

Well. in theory, for twenty mil. Would you rather gulp my chowder or play guitar hero III with dave? Serioulsy, think it through.

Will Dave have his Slash hat? Cause that's the deal breaker.

[Chigworthy]

Well. in theory, for twenty mil. Would you rather gulp my chowder or play guitar hero III with dave? Serioulsy, think it through.

I thought it was about having your arms and legs switch places.

[thejives]

I thought it was about having your arms and legs switch places.

I'd do that if I got laser beam eyes in the deal.

[Chigworthy]

I'd do that if I got laser beam eyes in the deal.

That's part of the deal, but they can only be aimed at your arms or legs.

[thejives]

That's part of the deal, but they can only be aimed at your arms or legs.

this deal just keeps getting worse.
http://www.swg1.net/encyclo/images/lando_calrissian.jpg

[chubbyknuckles]

I thought it was about having your arms and legs switch places.

no thats rape

[tele7]

For any amount of money, losing both arms is way too severe. What about having to work the word "shit" in every sentence for the rest of your life for 950k tax free. That includes job interviews, talking with grandma, confession etc..

[chubbyknuckles]

For any amount of money, losing both arms is way too severe. What about having to work the word "shit" in every sentence for the rest of your life for 950k tax free. That includes job interviews, talking with grandma, confession etc..

descent point ,and yes!

[Chigworthy]

I've been trying to find the descent point for years; where is it? I need to get down from here.

[PapaBear]

Let me change this question a bit more.

20 million bucks tax free, but you have to be confined to a wheelchair. Your junk still works, but your legs are paralyzed.
I tend to spend a lot of time sitting on my ass anyway. Twenty mil will go a long way toward mechanical devices to make life easier with no leg mobility. I'd have to give that one some thought.

[Chigworthy]

I tend to spend a lot of time sitting on my ass anyway. Twenty mil will go a long way toward mechanical devices to make life easier with no leg mobility. I'd have to give that one some thought.

But what about the more important question of switching limbs around and pointing eye lasers at them?

[PapaBear]

But what about the more important question of switching limbs around and pointing eye lasers at them?
Fuck that shit. I don't want my limbs switched around. And having eye lasers is just asking for trouble. I wear glasses.

[Chigworthy]

Fuck that shit. I don't want my limbs switched around. And having eye lasers is just asking for trouble. I wear glasses.

Well, how about attaching some spare arms to your eyes and then they can hold the eye lasers?

[PapaBear]

Again... I don't want my limbs moved around. That's just freaky.

[Chigworthy]

I'd like a bunch of midget legs attached to my back, so I could walk around while kicking back and enjoying myself.

[tele7]

I'd like a bunch of midget legs attached to my back, so I could walk around while kicking back and enjoying myself.

You forgot to mention the eyeball on the top of your head so you can see where you're going.

[Chigworthy]

You forgot to mention the eyeball on the top of your head so you can see where you're going.

What kind of idiot would have the midget legs put on backwards?

[sailor]

with no arms anyone could steal your stuff. :(

[jauble]

I'll let you keep the money but thanks though

http://dneiwert.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/Sieg%20Heil-709292.JPG

(PS I love the red flags that the FBI must get from RF.netters alone)

[Chigworthy]

I'll let you keep the money but thanks though

http://dneiwert.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/Sieg%20Heil-709292.JPG

(PS I love the red flags that the FBI must get from RF.netters alone)

What a great showing of the "superior" race, fucking budweiser gutted ass-shamblers.

[MellySmelly]

I can't believe that robot arms wasn't an option.

[Freitag]

OK:

30 tax-free million dollars if you're a werewolf. However, 5 of that is spent for a containment unit you have to be in for the full moon. You are also liable if you kill/maim someone while as a wolf, and also if you turn someone else into a werewolf (which means you have to build a containment unit for them and damages). It's also a STD, with a 100 percent transmission rate.

[MellySmelly]

OK:

30 tax-free million dollars if you're a werewolf. However, 5 of that is spent for a containment unit you have to be in for the full moon. You are also liable if you kill/maim someone while as a wolf, and also if you turn someone else into a werewolf (which means you have to build a containment unit for them and damages). It's also a STD, with a 100 percent transmission rate.

Now you're talking! Even better, a vampire! You're only liable if you get caught.

[Freitag]

Now you're talking! Even better, a vampire! You're only liable if you get caught.

I'd need a lot more to be a vampire. That's a serious crimp in your style. At least, as a werewolf, you can blend into society and go out in the daylight.

[ralphbxny]

Id lose one arm for 10 mill!

[mikeyboy]

Id lose one arm for 10 mill!

How much to lose your license?

[ATMfromChico]

hhhhmmm. Maybe I should have said two retarded T-Rex arm replace your regular arms. Claws included. You wouldn't be able to reach your junk or wipe, but then you could probably hire someone to do that for you. It would be a bitch to play piano though. Maybe a harp.

[MellySmelly]

It would be a bitch to play piano though. Maybe a harp.

That's why nobody could pay me enough to give up my arms. If I can't play the piano, I'll die.

[Chigworthy]

How much to have your elbows moved to the end of your middle finger?

[Snoogans]

Rich people still have problems.
Rich people without arms have bigger problems.

I don't think any amount of money would buy this for me... however, money isn't everything.

I might lose those arms if it happened while I was heroically saving a dozen children from a burning orphanage with a lifetime of national acclaim to follow ...

I could learn to write my memoirs with my toes.

Even still, fuck that. Those kids are burning, and I'm keeping my arms. I didn't set the building on fire, must be god's will

[King Hippos Bandaid]

short answer: No

long answer:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo

[topless_mike]

what if losing 2 arms gave you 13" junk in exchange?

[Snoogans]

what if losing 2 arms gave you 13" junk in exchange?

first off all, i wouldnt want a 13 inch cock. Its too big, thats just freak shit

[mikeyboy]

Okay. Fine. Would you eat a stick of butter for $22?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Okay. Fine. Would you eat a stick of butter for $22?


sure, id do it for an even $20

[Chigworthy]

what if losing 2 arms gave you 13" junk in exchange?

So I'd be losing both arms and getting a shorter cock?


Get it?

[topless_mike]

So I'd be losing both arms and getting a shorter cock?


Get it?

:thumbdown:

[Chigworthy]

:thumbdown:

Jealous.

[DolaMight]

No, noone would and Ron already scooled ESD on this question.

However I would pay 20 Million dollars for 2 more arms. One Beer, one smoke and still drive 10-2.

http://www.odiyana.org/images/AvalokiteshvaraA4.png

[thejives]

Even still, fuck that. Those kids are burning, and I'm keeping my arms. I didn't set the building on fire, must be god's will

I think you did start the fire.
And even without arms I will hunt you down and bring you to justice.

[Dash77]

It might be an easy way to get out of det, but I'll keep my arms...