'batien!. Righties vs. Lefties.

[LordJezo]

I left handed friend of mine posed this question to us yesterday:

So I was talking to Kevin for a bit and he brought up an interesting point which he then refused to answer after getting red in the face. I know I can count on one of you righties to fill me in.

Whilst watching pr0n on my computer i mouse w/ my right hand (as usual) for clicking on new movies and whatnot and take care of the carnal pleasares with my (default) left hand.

How does that work for righties? Do you use your left hand? Switch the mouse to your left hand? Queue up a bunch of movies? Or mouse and 'bait with the same hand taking breaks to click on new movies? Or some other special inventive technique?

What luck he has as a lefty, he can surf movies with his right hand but jerk with his natural left at the same time? Amazing.

My response:

tug with left hand while surfing with right and then when i find the
clip to finish the job i get it set up and then switch to right hand
pulling. it does cause problems at times if i screw up the timing.

and another person in the email chain responded saying it was the same for him.

So how does everyone else manage to do it? Is this the secret talent that lefties can hold high above the heads of us right handed fools?

[lleeder]

I refuse to believe that you have friends.

[Marc with a c]

lord jezo is the best human being on earth

[King Hippos Bandaid]

how is this a confessional thread

maybe an ask the oracle thread

probably an "off" topic thread

could be a Politcal Event thread

we can talk about this in the ronfez.net lounge

nothing to do with the Next Show

might be a sport & games thread

if we change the definition , it could be a wrestling thread

probably not and Opie & Anthony thread

[cougarjake13]

yeh start out lefty while searching and do the switch when i find the goodness

[Gvac]

lord jezo is the best human being on earth

I second that notion.

And to answer the question, I'm righty thru and thru.

I scroll and yank, scroll and yank, etc. all with the right hand.

I will tickle my testicles with my left hand though.

[Bob Impact]

I'm a lefty, sucks to be you guys.

[underdog]

Being ambidextrous is where its at.

[Snoogans]

thanks to a broken right wrist and broken right elbow, I had to learn lefty. Now I can use both hands equally

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Being ambidextrous is where its at.

QFT

[Snacks]

Im a lefty and I guess we keep our mouse jizz free. If you jerkin then scrolling then jerkin, you have to be getting some of your goo on your mouse.

Finally one thing made better for us lefties!!!