I used my cell as an excuse to get me out

[sr71blackbird]

On New Years Eve I was at a party at my cousins, and it was boring and annoying, and I also was not feeling all that well because I have a cold.
I couldnt find a place to recline, because all the couches were taken and I went down into his cellar and sat alone on a chair with a kitten to keep me company while I rested my eyes.
I soon felt like I wanted to sleep, and rather than go from person to person trying to explain why I wanted to leave the party before midnight, I came up with an idea:

I made believe I was on a cell call and went upstairs to fetch my coat, while saying "I cant hear you, hold on.. Im going outside now..hold on.."

I slipped outside with my coat on and walked around as if I was on a call, going "Yeah, uh huh..yeah..Really?" , and eventually made my way over to my car... I looked to see if I was being observed and when I was satisfied, I slipped inside and started the car and slowly drove away.


Freedom!!!!

[Kris10]

LOL You could have just called me.

[ralphbxny]

Are you still driving? Never say goodbye just c ya later!

[sailor]

i can't imagine not just walking out of a party that was boring me, especially if i was not feeling well. people should be happy just to get a "later" out of ya.

[mdr55]

You couldn't just tell your cuz that you had to leave or that you weren't feeling well?



What's the worse they could do to you? Not invite you next year?

[MellySmelly]

I would have gone the extra mile and called someone and told them to call me back in 5 minutes and tell me that my house is on fire.

[Bossanova]

I would have just text your cousin that his party sucked dick and to say goodbye for you. You know, be nice about it

[TheGameHHH]

classy move. if the people were so awful, why even bother showing up in the first place? it would have been nice to give at least a goodbye to the host.

[scottinnj]

Cousin?

Dude, I barely see my sisters. Haven't seen a cousin in 20 years. And I'm a Hicks, which means I have a shitload of them.

[EddieMoscone]

My friend does this kind of thing all the time, except he goes out for a smoke instead of taking a phone call. He may come back 8 times and disappear on the 9th, or break out the first time he goes out. It's like a fun little party game...

[Snoogans]

why didnt you just be a man and say I dont feel good, I'm probably gonna take off. If I was the host of the party and you did that shit you did, don't even call me anymore.

[Reephdweller]

Boy...TALK about Déjà vu!!

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=55197

"Baling from a Party" by SR71 on 1/1/07

I was at a New Years Eve party at my cousins house in Patchogue and I was not having the greatest time. Cousins and sisters bitching about their family and love life etc. I wanted to get out of there. I had aunts and uncles and kids there too. I'm liked by everyone, but a few aunts ask probing, embarresing questions about my family life, wife and job and stuff. I coulndt wait to leave. I was hoping to be out of there at 11:30, but my cousin decides to serve dinner after 10:45! I eat a little and then get it in my head that I am going to bale out. I tell my sister and she begs me to stay> Midnight is only 45 mins away, etc. Guilt.
I head by the room with the coats (no one shit on the coats) and I "fake" that Im needing to make a cell call and I grab my coat and head to the door and walk out, pretending I need to make this cell call. As soon as I get outside, and walking near my car, I hop in and start the car, After glancing at my cousins house, I decide I will drive away without saying bye or anything else. Did anyone else bale tonite? How do YOU do it?

I am crying!!! LOL :lol::lol::lol::lol::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongu e::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Love ya bro! :clap:

[PapaBear]

Holy shit that's funny. You may want to consider not going to your cousin's party next year, dude.

[topless_mike]

I would have gone the extra mile and called someone and told them to call me back in 5 minutes and tell me that my house is on fire.

karma doesnt like this kind of humor...

[Hosp]

Boy...TALK about Déjà vu!!

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=55197

"Baling from a Party" by SR71 on 1/1/07



I am crying!!! LOL :lol::lol::lol::lol::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongu e::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Love ya bro! :clap:



Wow, you sure you weren't celebrating Groundhog's Day?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Wow, you sure you weren't celebrating Groundhog's Day?

good ole hosp slams down the volley ball lob

[Snoogans]

He only left cause there were no women there for him to creep out

[Hottub]

*Message Board Psychic* SR71 on 1/2/09.


I was at a shitty party at my brother's house. He was getting drunk, and his chick was getting naked...

:flush:

[donnie_darko]

i did that to a female friend of mine in 97
haven't heard from her since.
apparently i was her "date" without realizing it.
isuck

[Kris10]

Ouch!!!! :clap: