Have you ever been BANNED?

[mikeyboy]

thats fucked up!!! poor kid was left out in the cold ALL night?

I know. I feel bad. I don't think that Rangers jersey is all that warm either.

[Marc with a c]

I know. I feel bad. I don't think that Rangers jersey is all that warm either.

ha.

im assuming he got naked and cuddled with randy

[PhishHead]

ha.

im assuming he got naked and cuddled with randy

with himself randy would never touch him

[IMSlacker]

It's 10 degrees warmer in NYC today than it is here in Houston. Hippo's fine.

[Snoogans]

but Gvac is scared

[King Hippos Bandaid]

im freezing

that Jagr Jersey doesn't protect well


I did like that you gave me chocolate milk, but store brand

PURE EVIL!!!!

anyone one know where I can get Banning Insurance

[Kevin]

im freezing

that Jagr Jersey doesn't protect well


I did like that you gave me chocolate milk, but store brand

PURE EVIL!!!!

anyone one know where I can get Banning Insurance

Pay attention and be funny.. That is great banning insurance..

[Marc with a c]

what is going on here? kevin made me laugh twice in a week.

who hacked your account?

[PhishHead]

Pay attention and be funny.. That is great banning insurance..

how do you survive then?

[mikeyboy]

Pay attention and be funny.. That is great banning insurance..

Kevin giving Hippo advice on not getting banned?

:wacko::blink::wacko::blink::wacko::blink::wacko:

[PhishHead]

what is going on here? kevin made me laugh twice in a week.

who hacked your account?

you are on drugs, and snoogans hacked his account.

[Snoogans]

you are on drugs, and snoogans hacked his account.

I wouldnt waste my priceless jokes on his account.

[Marc with a c]

you are on drugs, and snoogans hacked his account.

that doesn't explain the laughter

[Kevin]

I wouldnt waste my priceless jokes on his account.

If by priceless, you mean they are worth nothing, then yea, you sure nailed it there!

[AngelAmy]

ha marc always makes me laugh

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Pay attention and be funny.. That is great banning insurance..

well played, from someone who is on Comedy Steriods, 2007 Posts will be my evidence

I will be the last shovel of dirt when you get banned next

[Kevin]

well played, from someone who is on Comedy Steriods, 2007 Posts will be my evidence

I will be the last shovel of dirt when you get banned next

I am richer than you.. i can afford the comedy steroids that can not be detected..

I am the David Ortiz.... You sir are are larry Bigbie

[Snoogans]

I am richer than you.. You i can afford the comedy steroids that can not be detected..

I am the David Ortiz.... You sir are are larry Bigbie

Somebody call the IRS. I dont know how America could have allowed Kevin to get richer then anyone

[Kevin]

Somebody call the IRS. I dont know how America could have allowed Kevin to get richer then anyone

Be quiet, Macnamme.... I will not be taking your calls, no matter how sick your son is...

[Snoogans]

What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do, Rog? I lost everything. What do you want me to do? I'll go to jail

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I am richer than you.. You i can afford the comedy steroids that can not be detected..

I am the David Ortiz.... You sir are are larry Bigbie


Larry Bigbie

Obscure baseball references, stop falling back into your sport humor tight cast

[Snoogans]

Larry Bigbie

Obscure baseball references, stop falling back into your sport humor tight cast

TYPE cast

[Marc with a c]

Larry Bigbie

Obscure baseball references, stop falling back into your sport humor tight cast

what the fuck is a tight cast?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

damn it, I was quoted, i wont edit it, and I will take it like a man



I suck

[Kevin]

Larry Bigbie

Obscure baseball references, stop falling back into your sport humor tight cast

Its called going with the joke... You brought up roids and i ran with it.. You should try it.. Hence one of my Banning Insurance guidelines.. Pay Attention

[Snoogans]

what the fuck is a tight cast?

thats what they use in the Porno industry

[Marc with a c]

damn it, I was quoted, i wont edit it, and take it like a man



I suck

that's why i quoted you. you've been tight casted as an edit pig

[topless_mike]

what the fuck is a tight cast?

its when you cant slip it off your arm or leg to beat the shit out of someone with.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.conformuk.com/seal_tight_cast_bandage_protector.html

[King Hippos Bandaid]

that's why i quoted you. you've been tight casted as an edit pig

the pig part wasnt nice

edit bovine seems nicer

[Snoogans]

the pig part wasnt nice

edit bovine seems nicer

Cows are way bigger then pigs. You might start tight casting yourself as dumb

[GvacMobile]

Banned from wackbag about a month ago forever for posting under the name chocolate milk.

Note to self - join Wackbag later as MaltedMilk.

[Marc with a c]

Cows are way bigger then pigs. You might start tight casting yourself as dumb

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Cows are way bigger then pigs. You might start tight casting yourself as dumb

pigs are disgusting animals, its not about size

[DiabloSammich]

pigs are disgusting animals, its not about size


They're so disgusting that you won't even eat pork products.

Wait a minute....

[Snoogans]

pigs are disgusting animals, its not about size

PIGS BECOME THE MCRIB. YOU HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

PIGS BECOME THE MCRIB. YOU HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont want to BE a pig

But eating every part of a pig is my goal


I wonder if Bacon on a Mcrib would be going too far

[Fallon]

PIGS BECOME THE MCRIB. YOU HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT SPIDER PIG!!!

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1688/homeroooon0.jpg

[Snoogans]

I dont want to BE a pig

But eating every part of a pig is my goal


I wonder if Bacon on a Mcrib would be going too far

Anything that fucks with perfection is too far

[Snoogans]

NOT SPIDER PIG!!!

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1688/homeroooon0.jpg

Rodney Harrison told me he is probably gonna need a sig that is within rules. I know you are a Pats fan, so maybe you could help him out, throw it in sig favors maybe

[King Hippos Bandaid]

PIGS BECOME THE MCRIB. YOU HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anything that fucks with perfection is too far

I hear ya,

I usually eat the Mcrib plain no pickles or onions

[Snoogans]

I hear ya,

I usually eat the Mcrib plain no pickles or onions

THATS JUST A RIB SANDWICH. You could buy that in any college cafeteria. You arent a real McRib fan. You're a fraud. JINXY MCFRAUD

[DiabloSammich]

I hear ya,

I usually eat the Mcrib plain no pickles or onions


No.

The pickles and onions are part of the entire package of ecstasy.
You might as well say you usually have sex without a woman.


Never mind, I see your point.

[BoondockSaint]

I dont want to BE a pig

But eating every part of a pig is my goal


I wonder if Bacon on a Mcrib would be going too far

I've ordered pulled pork sandwiches with double bacon on it. The waitress looked at me like I was crazy.

[Marc with a c]

hippo cant even eat junk food right

[BoondockSaint]

I hear ya,

I usually eat the Mcrib plain no pickles or onions

THATS JUST A RIB SANDWICH. You could buy that in any college cafeteria. You arent a real McRib fan. You're a fraud. JINXY MCFRAUD


Phony McBaloney.

[PhishHead]

maybe hippo should stop posting now before he gets into more trouble for being a fraud.

[DiabloSammich]

I've ordered pulled pork sandwiches with double bacon on it. The waitress looked at me like I was crazy.

You sir, deserve your own show, teaching people how to eat like gentleman.

[Knowledged_one]

Pay attention and be funny.. That is great banning insurance..

Are you just meeting KHB for the first time?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

THATS JUST A RIB SANDWICH. You could buy that in any college cafeteria. You arent a real McRib fan. You're a fraud. JINXY MCFRAUD





its the mcdonalds sauce and their own processed meat, lets stop lying and saying vegetables matter

[Snoogans]

its the mcdonalds sauce and their own processed meat, lets stop lying and saying vegetables matter

the total package comes together to make one unified awesomeness. An awesomeness you apparently dont know

[sknight]

Jesus, there's so much Wackbag shit talking over here we're gonna re-name this site FBA jr.

You say that a lot. How come you just stay over there since you're so pro-Wb?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the total package comes together to make one unified awesomeness. An awesomeness you apparently dont know

I know it, just don't prefer it

[Knowledged_one]

You say that a lot. How come you just stay over there since you're so pro-Wb?

How come you care? Its not a one thing or another like if you post here you cant post there try growing up and getting out of the high school mind set

This isnt the socs vs the Greasers

So you stay golden ponyboy

Not to mention someone who cares so much about things how about the correct sized sig pic

[BoondockSaint]

the total package comes together to make one unified awesomeness. An awesomeness you apparently dont know

You know what I like, Snoogans? Arch Deluxes but with just the bun and patty.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

You know what I like, Snoogans? Arch Deluxes but with just the bun and patty.

I do order Arch Deluxes without Tomatoes, Tomatoes suck


cold onions and pickles insults the pork

if they fried the onions I would be in

[JustJon]

I've been banned here twice. Once was for calling out a person who was later invited to the wedding. Funny how that works.

I was permabanned at Wackbag for calling Pat from Moonachie a "nine-toed sloth", and banned at Postwhores because I "turned my back on the board".

Didn't really care to post anywhere else.

You forgot a big one, sweet cheeks.

you also got banned with me for like three days for the 10 k post. good times.

That wasn't a banning, he could still log in, just not post... :smoke:

never banned, never warned. they know who runs shit here....

And your mom's checks don't bounce.

[DiabloSammich]

I do order Arch Deluxes without Tomatoes, Tomatoes suck


cold onions and pickles insults the pork

if they fried the onions I would be in


You editing prick!

I had a great Vince McMahon all lined up a ready to go!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

You editing prick!

I had a great Vince McMahon all lined up a ready to go!

sorry , had to protect myself

[Snoogans]

You know what I like, Snoogans? Arch Deluxes but with just the bun and patty.

hahahahahahahahahha

and who doesnt like tomatoes? Man KHB, when we got to get McRibs, I'm making you eat at least one with the total package

[DiabloSammich]

That's it. I'm calling shotgun on Snoogan's McRib trek. First you run down the McRib, now you're self-editing to save ridicule.


I thought I knew you.

[BoondockSaint]

hahahahahahahahahha

and who doesnt like tomatoes? Man KHB, when we got to get McRibs, I'm making you eat at least one with the total package

He has to eat in the car. Can't be seen with him.

[Snoogans]

That's it. I'm calling shotgun on Snoogan's McRib trek. First you run down the McRib, now you're self-editing to save ridicule.


I thought I knew you.

you have to drive almost as far to get to where we are as we have to go to get McRibs.

[Snoogans]

He has to eat in the car. Can't be seen with him.

PERFECT. You arent taking shit off a McRib with me around. YOU EAT HOW IT IS OR IT'S NOT A MCRIB

[DiabloSammich]

you have to drive almost as far to get to where we are as we have to go to get McRibs.



Dreamcrusher. That's what you are.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hahahahahahahahahha

and who doesnt like tomatoes? Man KHB, when we got to get McRibs, I'm making you eat at least one with the total package


with pleasure

I dont hate veggies anymore

I got the day off and got permission from the Boss (wife)

I just gotta check my check engine light in my car at the shop

[King Hippos Bandaid]

also Tomatoes are the enemy with acid reflux and hiatal hernia, i have to avoid them

[Knowledged_one]

also Tomatoes are the enemy with acid reflux and hiatal hernia, i have to avoid them

pussy

[PhishHead]

also Tomatoes are the enemy with acid reflux and hiatal hernia, i have to avoid them

dude that is such a cop out because you eat and drink a ton of other stuff that aggravates acid refluk.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

dude that is such a cop out because you eat and drink a ton of other stuff that aggravates acid refluk.

damn you, u read right thru me

I hate tomatoes and their stupid seeds

they suck

[DiabloSammich]

damn you, u read right thru me

I hate tomatoes and their stupid seeds

they suck


"Sliced tomatoes. They look like little pink bicycle tires.

I don't eat bicycle tires. Why would I eat a little pink one?"

[Snoogans]

with pleasure

I dont hate veggies anymore

I got the day off and got permission from the Boss (wife)

I just gotta check my check engine light in my car at the shop

keep meposted on PM. Week from tomorrow right?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

keep meposted on PM. Week from tomorrow right?

yes

[Snoogans]

remember this boondocks. Somewhere in the 2pm or so range

[BoondockSaint]

remember this boondocks. Somewhere in the 2pm or so range

Looking forward to it.

[JerseyRich]

I wish you guys were banned.

This is the worst thread ever.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I wish you guys were banned.

This is the worst thread ever.

go eat a Veggie Burger Hippie

[Team_Ramrod]

How about straight off the tap???

http://fracas.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/breastfeeding.jpg

what???...

Thanks Bobo.... The bathroom is out of order today and I still have 3 1/2 hours left to go before I get off work and can head back home....

What the hell am I supposed to do now?!

[Turtle]

One former mod at FBA banned me four times. But several other mods always fixed it.

[spoon]

And your mom's checks don't bounce.


But what about Hippo's tits!?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

But what about Hippo's tits!?


you dont mock them, when you massage them

[topless_mike]

you dont mock them

calling the mods "a bunch of cunts" will shirley get you a time-out.

:lol:

[JerseyRich]

calling the mods "a bunch of cunts" will shirley get you a time-out.

:lol:

He said shirley.

[topless_mike]

He said shirley.

roger that.

[mikeyboy]

He said shirley.

yes?

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/ShirleyPhelpsRoper.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

yes?

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/ShirleyPhelpsRoper.jpg

or

http://host.mogal.org/shirleyhemphill.jpg

[A.J.]

He said shirley.

yes?

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/ShirleyPhelpsRoper.jpg

or

http://host.mogal.org/shirleyhemphill.jpg

http://www.nndb.com/people/809/000024737/shirley.jpg

[topless_mike]

http://www.nndb.com/people/809/000024737/shirley.jpg

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/airplaneSPLASH.jpg

[Freitag]

You forgot a big one, sweet cheeks.





You're absolutely right, I did. But does that really count, considering the board doesn't exist anymore?

That being said, reading some of the hidden posts are hysterical. They thought a good majority of the troublemakers there was me.

[spoon]

you dont mock them, when you massage them

That's bc they're in my mouth.

[DarkHippie]

Horde King banned me once because I disagreed with his politcal views.

[TheMojoPin]

Horde King banned me once because I disagreed with his politcal views.

That's a not so exclusive club.

[NortonRules]

I was banned from wikipedia for saying wierd things about my hometown. not even bad things, just odd things.