I bought "ethnic" hair product [Archive]

Tenbatsuzen

01-09-2008, 06:52 PM

Today I went with my wife to go buy a George Foreman grill at Target.

Now. I recently bought GPS for myself. But I was looking for a way to mount it without putting it on the windshield. Since my truck has a cupholder on the front console next to the climate control, I figured I could mount it there. I just needed to find something to put in the cupholder, attach the suction cup pad, and I could rock and roll.

The problem was finding a mount I could rig.

I finally found what I was looking for in target - a container that was a perfect cylinder with a flat, non-grooved, non-concave top. Not too tall, not too short, and a perfect fit for a cupholder.

Of course, said container was filled with "shine gel" in the "ethnic hair care department".

So I took it to check out, and of course, the african-american girl checking out my order looked at me a bit a funny when I had a can of what amounted to Reverend Al's pomade.

"There's an explanation..." I said. I then told her about my GPS mount idea, and she looked at me, and nodded, the same look I get when I spring my crazy ideas on my wife.

Then I went home. And spent 20 minutes getting rid of the "shine gel".

But I have a cheap mount for my GPS. HAH!

drjoek

01-09-2008, 06:57 PM

Way to go McGyver.

sailor

01-09-2008, 06:57 PM

Way to go McGyver.

way to go 320x218

damn your randomizer.

drjoek

01-09-2008, 07:00 PM

way to go 320x218

damn your randomizer.

Im No McGyver
I cant mount a GPS with pomade OR resize Grateful Dead concert pics:thumbdown:

Fallon

01-09-2008, 07:07 PM

Today I went with my wife to go buy a George Foreman grill at Target.

Now. I recently bought GPS for myself. But I was looking for a way to mount it without putting it on the windshield. Since my truck has a cupholder on the front console next to the climate control, I figured I could mount it there. I just needed to find something to put in the cupholder, attach the suction cup pad, and I could rock and roll.

The problem was finding a mount I could rig.

I finally found what I was looking for in target - a container that was a perfect cylinder with a flat, non-grooved, non-concave top. Not too tall, not too short, and a perfect fit for a cupholder.

Of course, said container was filled with "shine gel" in the "ethnic hair care department".

So I took it to check out, and of course, the african-american girl checking out my order looked at me a bit a funny when I had a can of what amounted to Reverend Al's pomade.

"There's an explanation..." I said. I then told her about my GPS mount idea, and she looked at me, and nodded, the same look I get when I spring my crazy ideas on my wife.

Then I went home. And spent 20 minutes getting rid of the "shine gel".

But I have a cheap mount for my GPS. HAH!

Then what happened?

Dougie Brootal

01-09-2008, 07:07 PM

hahaahahhaaaahahahahhahha!!!! this is great!!!!!

PapaBear

01-09-2008, 07:11 PM

rig
:nono:

epo

01-09-2008, 07:45 PM

Why is everyone ignoring the real question: How does your hair look?

ralphbxny

01-09-2008, 08:00 PM

I bet he can run faster and jump higher too!

Tenbatsuzen

01-09-2008, 08:02 PM

I bet he can run faster and jump higher too!

Why are there police at my door? And why does everyone look weirdly at me when I walk around with my wife?

King Hippos Bandaid

01-09-2008, 08:02 PM

did you buy

http://www.vibrant.com/images/soul_glo.jpg

from Daryl

SinA

01-09-2008, 08:05 PM

i used to thik that pomade was pomade, and i'd save a few cents and get the cheaper stuff.

what ever you do, don't put that shit in your hair... it's waterproof! you need to buy another antimatter product to get it out.

Fez4PrezN2008

01-09-2008, 08:07 PM

The only problem is that now his GPS only leads him to ... (insert racist sterotype location here)

Fallon

01-09-2008, 08:07 PM

did you buy

http://www.vibrant.com/images/soul_glo.jpg

from Daryl

His dash feels silky smooth.

http://souuuuulglow.ytmnd.com/

King Hippos Bandaid

01-09-2008, 08:10 PM

His dash feels silky smooth.

http://souuuuulglow.ytmnd.com/

pass to Fallon, he shoots and scores

Tenbatsuzen

01-09-2008, 08:23 PM

The only problem is that now his GPS only leads him to ... (insert racist sterotype location here)

Been there, done that. The drive to Silera's birthday party was... interesting.

Devo37

01-09-2008, 08:30 PM

next step: mount that George Foreman Grill to the cup-holder.

Tenbatsuzen

01-09-2008, 08:56 PM

next step: mount that George Foreman Grill to the cup-holder.

My truck is seriously like Airwolf.

A.J.

01-10-2008, 04:13 AM

Then I went home. And spent 20 minutes getting rid of the "shine gel".

"Some people have the shine."

http://www.stephenking.ru/movies/images/thumbnails/shining/dick.jpg

grlNIN

01-10-2008, 06:06 AM

I don't understand why you quoted the word ethnic.

Freitag

01-10-2008, 06:28 AM

I don't understand why you quoted the word ethnic.

Hair care demographics are amusing to me.

JerseyRich

01-10-2008, 06:38 AM

Aren't there blogs for this?

Chip196

01-10-2008, 07:04 AM

The only problem is that now his GPS only leads him to ... (insert racist sterotype location here)

Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?

Fuck yo mama!

Thank you very much.

Freitag

01-10-2008, 07:14 AM

Aren't there blogs for this?

So your boy GVac can detail his GI distress but I can't talk about target?

topless_mike

01-10-2008, 07:20 AM

Hair care demographics are amusing to me.

being in the cosmetic industry, you have no idea how huge the market for "ethnic hair care products" are and only growing bigger.

topless_mike

01-10-2008, 07:21 AM

The only problem is that now his GPS only leads him to ... (insert racist sterotype location here)

newark, e-town, brick city, dirty jerz, irvington, etc.

JerseyRich

01-10-2008, 07:27 AM

So your boy GVac can detail his GI distress but I can't talk about target?

I don't think he should even be allowed to post on this board...so you won't get me with that one.

:nono:

Thebazile78

01-10-2008, 07:40 AM

Then I went home. And spent 20 minutes getting rid of the "shine gel".

It looked like the Blob had landed in our toilet.

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews11/joyofmadness/The%20Blob%201958%20Steve%20McQueen%20Criterion%20 DVD%20Review%20PDVD_007001.jpg

I hate the Blob; it's too reminiscent of Jell-O. And I fucking hate Jell-O.

Thebazile78

01-10-2008, 07:42 AM

newark, e-town, brick city, dirty jerz, irvington, etc.

You forgot Paterson, Camden and Hackensack.
Not to mention Plainfield.

And that's just in my own state.

I also nominate Glendale and South Phoenix in Arizona.

Freitag

01-10-2008, 09:06 AM

You forgot Paterson, Camden and Hackensack.
Not to mention Plainfield.

And that's just in my own state.

I also nominate Glendale and South Phoenix in Arizona.

Matty and Lizzy in Glendale on the way to the Fiesta Bowl:

Lizzy: "Are the doors locked?"

3 minutes later...

Lizzy: "Are you sure the doors are locked?"

2 minutes later...

Lizzy: "Do we have enough gas to get back to Mesa?"

3 minutes later:

*door locks clicks*

Freitag

01-10-2008, 09:08 AM

I also nominate Glendale and South Phoenix in Arizona.

You've never even BEEN to SoPHX! I have. But you haven't!