My Farts Smell Like Corn

[Rockvillejoe]

Most disconcerting. Yet oddly aromatic, I kid you not. Corn? Praytell, why?

[Rockvillejoe]

Most disconcerting. Yet oddly aromatic, I kid you not. Corn? Praytell, why?

[bimmle_420]

is it double post sunday?

[IamPixie]

i thought you left.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

stop sitting on corn

[HBox]

My farts smell like farts.

[Bunny™]

Is it rotten corn?
We may have similar intestinal issues.

[IMSlacker]

You might want to check with Bunny (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=66166).

[fezident]

And the nominees for "best thread title on the RnF board" are...........

[mikeyboy]

My Farts Smell Like Cum

There's a simple explanation for that.

[angrymissy]

I can't eat Burger King Hamburgers anymore because once I ate one, then farted and the fart smelled like Burger King. I practically threw up.

[Bunny™]

I can't eat Burger King Hamburgers anymore because once I ate one, then farted and the fart smelled like Burger King. I practically threw up.

You need to get to Wendy's ASAP and order the 1/2 LB Jalapeno Cheddah Melt burger thingy....not only do you get molten cheddar cheese all over the front of my shirt, but in my case...I can't properly digest peppers...I get the Whole-Jalapeno-Trots. Undigested, still-hot peppers shooting through my mirth-canal. YOW-DE-DOW-DOW!

It's a good burger, I recommend it to all.

[sailor]

I get the Whole-Jalapeno-Trots. Undigested, still-hot peppers shooting through my mirth-canal. YOW-DE-DOW-DOW!

don't you chew?

[ralphbxny]

Sweet, regular or popped?

[Bunny™]

don't you chew?

Chewing is for Marys

[bigredd]

Cream style, niblets or on the cob?

[donnie_darko]

corn cob strap ons have that effect.

[Rockvillejoe]

There's a simple explanation for that.]

cum as in when a woman has multiple orgasms and squirts out like a water pistol due to my masterful manipulation of the female menses. what i'm sayin? oh yeh baby!
he said menses....

[ralphbxny]

Cream style, niblets or on the cob?

Im starving... I could go for a mcrib and some cream corn!

[WampusCrandle]

I can't eat Burger King Hamburgers anymore because once I ate one, then farted and the fart smelled like Burger King. I practically threw up.

what makes you throw up, turns me on

we are at a cross roads :wallbash:

[SatCam]

http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/K/Korn/Korn.jpg

[keithy_19]

I don't fart.

And nor do women. They also don't poop. Instead their waste turns into smooth skin. It's amazing how great God is.

[PapaBear]

I don't fart.

And nor do women. They also don't poop. Instead their waste turns into smooth skin. It's amazing how great God is.
You've obviously never been married.