View Full Version : I'll fight Mikeyboy.
IrishAlkey
01-24-2008, 10:02 PM
There's been tension between us since 2006 and I'll fight him in the street to prove who has the biggest balls.
If it ends up in a draw... PANTS OFF DANCE OFF!
jauble
01-24-2008, 10:03 PM
Im voting for the pants off dance off (no homo of course)
PapaBear
01-24-2008, 10:06 PM
Don't the pants already need to be off to determine who has the bigger balls? Sure... you can grope each other, but I wouldn't put it past Mikeyboy to stuff his jeans.
led37zep
01-24-2008, 10:10 PM
Greco-Roman Style or I'm not buying the pay-per-view.
IrishAlkey
01-24-2008, 10:13 PM
I like men with ideas.
We'll need peanut oil, unitards and a tarp.
The babies will be forced to watch and cry for their dad's attention.
The first baby who falls asleep or wanders away gets hung above the ring in a ladder match...
Fallon
01-24-2008, 10:14 PM
Who's the special referee?
PapaBear
01-24-2008, 10:18 PM
I like men with ideas.
We'll need peanut oil, unitards and a tarp.
The babies will be forced to watch and cry for their dad's attention.
The first baby who falls asleep or wanders away gets hung above the ring in a ladder match...
Come on. All babies born in the 21st Century are allergic to peanuts. If the babies are forced to watch, it will have to be via closed circuit TV.
Think, man. THINK!!!
Yerdaddy
01-24-2008, 11:43 PM
I can't believe we still have chicks on this board.
I challenge the winner to a game of Fist-Fuck Football!
IrishAlkey
01-24-2008, 11:59 PM
I can't believe we still have chicks on this board.
I challenge the winner to a game of Fist-Fuck Football!
I fucked most of 'em.
nevnut
01-25-2008, 02:41 AM
Who's the special referee?
I nominate Reillyluck.
SHANEFROMGA
01-25-2008, 02:50 AM
I nominate Reillyluck.
okay i'll do it........i don't even know who the f&*king c*&t is......
spoon
01-25-2008, 03:25 AM
Just grab him by his mop top or surly beard Alk, he's fucking done! I want a fight on the undercard. Let's go Moegots! I'll let you use ur mic, dreams, fedora, and drumsticks. Self absorbed cunty statements are my kryptonite, so use ur talents wisely.
Tall_James
01-25-2008, 04:19 AM
If Alkey wins does he become the new Administrator here? Will he implement the sweeping reforms proposed in the past?
King Hippos Bandaid
01-25-2008, 05:28 AM
an Alkey Regime would get rid of SOS, also would promote alcoholic rants
make Gvac a Admin and now we are talking viva revolucion
Cleophus James
01-25-2008, 05:29 AM
Throw down:
http://img.xrmb2.net/images/825745.gif
Jughead
01-25-2008, 05:30 AM
Kick him in the liver Mikey!!!:tongue:
Knowledged_one
01-25-2008, 05:34 AM
Kick him in the liver Mikey!!!:tongue:
are you kidding alkeys liver is now a sentinent being in his body, it has already claimed his gall bladder and one kidney to add to its power
topless_mike
01-25-2008, 05:40 AM
I challenge the winner to a game of Fist-Fuck Football!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/cowfishrule/appl.gif
oh wait... wb invented the hand clap hoo hoo hoo
topless_mike
01-25-2008, 05:41 AM
an Alkey Regime would get rid of SOS, also would promote alcoholic rants
make Gvac a Admin and now we are talking viva revolucion
http://www.nodo50.org/ccoounedmadrid/images/che.gif
topless_mike
01-25-2008, 05:42 AM
but i like mikeyboy. he has the button.
:surrender:
Freitag
01-25-2008, 06:07 AM
Mikey vs. Alkey can only be settled one way.
HELL IN A CELL.
Cleophus James
01-25-2008, 06:17 AM
I was hoping for a bra and panties match.
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4418/trish8rd5.jpg
DiabloSammich
01-25-2008, 06:45 AM
You guys should do the same as the presidential elections. A year of politicking, a year of primaries, a day where half the nation casts their votes for who they want, and then, after all the votes are tallied, the nominees are taken to a secret room and whoever has the biggest cock gets to president.
This is why Hillary is a shoe-in for 2008.
RhinoinMN
01-25-2008, 06:49 AM
You guys should do the same as the presidential elections. A year of politicking, a year of primaries, a day where half the nation casts their votes for who they want, and then, after all the votes are tallied, the nominees are taken to a secret room and whoever has the biggest cock gets to president.
This is why Hillary is a shoe-in for 2008.
There must be fruit involved in the primaries.
Earlshog
01-25-2008, 07:04 AM
mud wrestling
nude of course
silera
01-25-2008, 07:24 AM
For his next trick, Alkey got out Rockband and played with the children from 5am to 7:30am prompting them to repeatedly interupt me as I slept to ask if I happened to have the drumsticks in my bedroom.
I DO NOT HAVE DRUMSTICKS IN MY BEDROOM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.
topless_mike
01-25-2008, 07:25 AM
For his next trick, Alkey got out Rockband and played with the children from 5am to 7:30am prompting them to repeatedly interupt me as I slept to ask if I happened to have the drumsticks in my bedroom.
I DO NOT HAVE DRUMSTICKS IN MY BEDROOM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.
eek! your kids are up at 5am?
nate1000
01-25-2008, 07:26 AM
For his next trick, Alkey got out Rockband and played with the children from 5am to 7:30am prompting them to repeatedly interupt me as I slept to ask if I happened to have the drumsticks in my bedroom.
I DO NOT HAVE DRUMSTICKS IN MY BEDROOM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.
I see a 2:30 pm airhorn in sleeping alky's future.
GonzoStyle
01-25-2008, 07:40 AM
This is just an excuse for alkey to debut his entourage of bodyguards, goin straight to the top, ey buddy?
Just have my 30 bucks ready if you need me.
Cleophus James
01-25-2008, 08:04 AM
For his next trick, Alkey got out Rockband and played with the children from 5am to 7:30am prompting them to repeatedly interupt me as I slept to ask if I happened to have the drumsticks in my bedroom.
I DO NOT HAVE DRUMSTICKS IN MY BEDROOM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.
To bad:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00032GTL4.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
IrishAlkey
01-25-2008, 01:06 PM
I still can't find my drumsticks.
=(
DiabloSammich
01-25-2008, 01:13 PM
I still can't find my drumsticks.
=(
Did you look in the bedroom?
Hottub
01-25-2008, 01:17 PM
Did you look in the bedroom?
http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/images/smilies/rimshot.gif
IrishAlkey
01-25-2008, 01:24 PM
I was forced to play the drums with salad spoons and butter knives.
I rock hardcore.
King Hippos Bandaid
01-25-2008, 01:26 PM
I was forced to play the drums with salad spoons and butter knives.
I rock hardcore.
rocking it old skool, I used to play wooden spoon drums, it would fucking annoy my parents
fuck them, fuck authority
DiabloSammich
01-25-2008, 01:26 PM
I was forced to play the drums with salad spoons and butter knives.
I rock hardcore.
Wait till you see what you have to eat dinner with tonight. You're gonna be pissed.
mikeyboy
01-25-2008, 01:27 PM
Oiling up now.
DiabloSammich
01-25-2008, 01:29 PM
Oiling up now.
Did you mean to post that in Gvac's Prostate Thread?
Hottub
01-25-2008, 01:29 PM
Filling up now!:wub:
IrishAlkey
01-25-2008, 01:33 PM
I might as well have titled this thread "I'll fuck Mikeyboy"...
Can we ever do anything straight around here?
Dash77
01-25-2008, 01:39 PM
So is it an ol school break dancing showdown of just some nuude wrestling in a kiddie pool ?
Dash77
01-25-2008, 01:40 PM
Oiling up now.
HOTT...
ralphbxny
01-25-2008, 01:44 PM
mud wrestling
nude of course
Of Course!! We can settle it like some gangsta ninjas!!
King Hippos Bandaid
01-25-2008, 01:48 PM
I'm not sure you want to mess with Drunk Mikeyboy, he gets real punchy normally , imagine if he was in fight mode
but Alkey got the rage and hate factor, and Mikeyboy maybe could have dealt with him on the same night and not wait until the morning
too close to call
I'll wait to the Vegas Odds come out to make my decision
Jughead
01-25-2008, 01:49 PM
Somebody Pmed me and told me there were Gangstr Ninjas over here .......Where?? I brought the kids for a peek.....
Knowledged_one
01-25-2008, 01:56 PM
I'm not sure you want to mess with Drunk Mikeyboy, he gets real punchy normally , imagine if he was in fight mode
but Alkey got the rage and hate factor, and Mikeyboy maybe could have dealt with him on the same night and not wait until the morning
too close to call
I'll wait to the Vegas Odds come out to make my decision
and liquor muscles you cant forget the liquor muscles
Stankfoot
01-25-2008, 02:16 PM
Mikeyboy
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/gorilla.jpg
Alkey
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/Polar_Bear.jpg
Bunny™
01-25-2008, 02:41 PM
I can't believe Shit Hip is instigating fights.
I'll Greco-Roman wrestle your cat tho.
I'l also Wii-box Colin. I'm almost not extremely dangerous at that.
GonzoStyle
01-25-2008, 03:45 PM
if you call asking Jimbo to "handle this"; fighting. Then yes, alkey is gonna fight mikeyboy.
Yerdaddy
01-26-2008, 12:31 AM
My predicton: There Will Be Vomit.
Cleophus James
01-26-2008, 03:40 AM
Mikeyboy
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/gorilla.jpg
Alkey
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/Polar_Bear.jpg
http://www.feministezine.com/feminist/music/images/Ani-DiFranco.jpg
Heather 8
01-26-2008, 05:40 AM
I fucked most of 'em.
My husband would like a word with you...
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2566&size=1
Marc with a c
01-26-2008, 06:04 AM
i hope you knock his upper east side teeth out of his bearded "lawyer" face.
Fez4PrezN2008
01-26-2008, 06:37 AM
http://www.nodo50.org/ccoounedmadrid/images/che.gif
Cool ! I was looking for the original pic
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/xmasFezmonk.jpg
Can we get a pool started on this match? I've got $1000 on Mikeyboy, I don't care what the odds are.
Besides, he's got better tits than Alkey
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/newmikey.jpg
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